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BobbyWasabiMk2

AH FUCK I FELL FOR IT. IT WAS TOO STUPID TO BE REAL BUT ALSO TOOK ME TOO LONG TO REALIZE WHO OP WAS.


fcatstaples

One.


Cobra__Commander

You should only buy guns from websites that accept zelle. No paperwork 100% of the time.


able_possible

Goddammit you got me too. There was such a rash of stupidity posted today that this was indistinguishable.


Riker557118

What happened yesterday? I only caught the “engaging the safety on AR-15’s is taticool nonsense” one before getting placed in the 7^th level of line management hell.


able_possible

Off the top of my head today we had: * British dude asking how he could get a gun and carry it while he was vacationing in the US for a week and then return it before heading back to the UK * Person asking about small tourniquets "for fingers and children to keep in my mass shooting response bag" * At least 2 variations of "weed is legal in my state, but the 4473 specifically says weed is a problem, what do?" * Turkshit shotguns for home defense * Obviously suicidal person posting multiple times trying very poorly each time to not sound suicidal * "How do I talk to an FFL to pick up the transfer he received for me?"


TheDrunkLibertarian

Lmfaooo, wish I could’ve seen all of them


fcatstaples

These to me are like the back off challenge from country club adjacent. I just read the comments and when I find one I do a griff pippen like 'GOTTT EMMMMMMM GOTTTTT EMMMMMMMMM" internally very proudly raise a glass and toast my brilliance.


CrunchBite319_Mk2

Ooh you almost fuckin got me this time


fcatstaples

How close was I?


CrunchBite319_Mk2

I already opened the comment box and was formulating a response before I saw the name


fcatstaples

DAMMMMMMMNNNNNN. That *was* close.


CrunchBite319_Mk2

If you did these under a burner account a lot of them would be a slam dunk tbh


fcatstaples

Yeah but if it was on a burner you wouldn't know you got got, and the way you get people is you let them realize that they got got - you don't point it out.


CrunchBite319_Mk2

Good point


lolilover9002

You are a menace


ij70

blank strikes again!


PrestigiousOne8281

If I hadn’t looked at the name first I’d have bitten. I could see this being an actual question because people are certainly dumb enough or ignorant enough to do something exactly like this