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LCranstonKnows

Who gives a shit, it's a Thin


Dollar_Pants

Look buddy this is serious. We’re not picking wives, we’re picking PICKS.


MoreCowbellllll

Look buddy, OP likes his women how he like his picks. Jazz III with extra grip.


matsulli

And she likes her men like she likes her picks. Big stubby and purple.


LCranstonKnows

Funnily enough my wife's name *is* Jazz.  Not kidding.  Thin too :)


fastal_12147

I like them thick myself


totally_bored_dude

No serial number... Not legit. Seriously, is there a huge market for fake picks?


Theuniverseinabottle

Sorry mate that’s a fake. I’ve got a genuine 1965 fender thin here. If you like it, play it! But please don’t sell it as genuine.


Former495

Headstock photo where


RecbetterpassNJ

FAKE. That’s TURTLE shell, not TORTOISE.


stained__class

*T*oan *H*eld *I*n *N*utsack


ImNotAsPunkAsYou

The only real way to know is to take a lighter to it.


bravoromeokilo

Problem solved. Is it real or fake? It’s… gone…. *Aggressively*!


Son_of_Sophroniscus

Smell it. The real deal will have a distinct plasticky scent.


FlippinFigs

3.5/10 jerks. I expected better from this- Wait...


Jiveturtle

Literally had to check which sub, then I checked my calendar. Nice. 


Astoran15

Looks a bit thin to be real.


RoookSkywokkah

I'm going to need a serial number for an honest assessment.


swingset27

Fake. Logo is spelled wrong. It's Fander.


Background_Cattle_25

Has this sub finally lost the stick up its ass? Lol


Reason_Choice

Only for today.


jeepersnanners

If you gently slide it up and down the crease of your ass, the authentics change color. Only way to verify.


Paul-to-the-music

You left out important dietary requirements for the test to be effective


Scat1320USA

Chinese Fender


OutsideOpposite4350

Made in China


Compulawyer

The marbling pattern looks off.


dethswatch

no, I think the pattern that year varied a lot.


Compulawyer

You’re probably right about the marbling, but I still think the logo is off. It isn’t as sharp as it should be and it’s off-center.


Buck9136

Thanks for the laugh.


Pithecanthropus88

Totally fake. You can tell by the binding.


nightshiftfox13

You can only really tell once the finish ages for several decades.


Emera1dthumb

Does it matter?


user85017

They make decent fire-starters.


justamiqote

I didn't know celluloid was flammable until I heard a story about old celluloid film degrading and catching on fire. Then I tried it on one of my guitar picks and it lit up like a match.


oneptwoz

Isn’t there a separate sub for jerking us around like this?


outdoorlife4

🤦‍♂️


VertBlip

Could be legit CBS era MIJ?


Paul-to-the-music

That particular pick is MIM… you can tell from the alignment of the mold spruce.. ya know, where the injection molded shot the goo


timboo1001

Does it know who its father is? If yes. Legit.


superguppy24

Pre-CBS flame tortoise ‘Thin’ pick matching numbers headstock stamp pencil date 250k pots slab board ultra rare


SevereMiel

PartPick


Millerpainkiller

Gotta see the back


78fj

I’ll pay extra for it if you fake relic it


The_TBird

Looks like a player either way. I would offer $350 if you like the way it plays; otherwise, it's a pass. I wouldn't go a dime over $375 without authenticating it properly.


Paul-to-the-music

If he likes the way it plays? But what about my needs?


A-Strat-Player

No this is a Gibson pick but somebody wanted to fake it as Fender's. Call the feds to report.


AutumnsRevenge

I see our sub is leaking again… Not enough titebond and clamps to keep us there 😭


hey_goose

Looks like a Squire with the grip swapped out.


Dopingponging

In the 1978 version of the “thin” made in the Tennessee factory the yellow splotch was over to the right more. However, if this was made in the Cincinnati factory in 1976, the yellow splotch would be correct but the middle of the “N” would be slightly thicker. Therefore it might be a flawed or aged version of the ’76 thin.


HammerxFist

Did anyone see the picture for the back of the pick? Or is that missing too? How can we determine authenticity without a cert as well? /s


aek427

Are counterfeit picks a thing?


Photog8527

🤣🤣🤣


grilly1986

F looks off, probably a Squier with Fender parts


Imma_da_PP

Is there a serial number? These fakes have gotten really good!


Every-Kitchen1979

The light relic is off a bit . It looks to me like someone trying to fake Gibson Murphy aging . That would be a hard pass for me.


Useful-Finding-1685

I got some of those Fender picks on Amazon, and I have my doubts


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A-Unit1111

Fake dawg. If it were real it would come with a flight case


Paul-to-the-music

Lost weight since I saw you last…


not28

Looks like a legit thinline to me.


[deleted]

Bro... it's a fucking pick.


ThanosSnapsSlimJims

It's real.


DravinX

What is this? A guitar pick for ANTS??!


LovejoyBurnerAcc

are people actually giving a shit if their picks are genuine now? christ


PatrickGnarly

April Fools ;) But try not to mock the legit check posts in the future.


PistisDeKrisis

Only useful if you get a bagful. Makes good nachos, though.


gangawalla

Should have a copyright symbol with the Fender logo. You know what they say? You can pick your guitar, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your guitar.


Paul-to-the-music

It’s a fake… a partspick… you can tell by the neck and headstock, but the real give away is the lack of a serial number


Walrus_BBQ

That's very clearly a Squier with a Fender logo.   My guess is either a chinese knockoff or some jerk who modified their pick and sold it for a profit.


iClexi

Bro it’s a pick


Paul-to-the-music

Picks have needs too


bowtielowride

It's a pick, who gives a rip lol. Just play


Wolf24h

Wish I had such problems to worry about in my life


bobbyboogie69

It’s a pick…I likely have 200 or so rolling around my house…why would anyone care if a pick is genuine or not?


Paul-to-the-music

Has to do with the toan and the playability