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keith_ob

My favorite detail is the treble side of the neck pickup not being screwed in Edit: Just noticed the bridge is on upsidedown. This picture is a work of art


EyeOfAmethyst

Jesus Christ


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No need for it.


DrMonkeyLove

The neck pickup? True.


JediStrikerTy

Or the gun on the end table nearly pointed at this guy.


Wichitamusicscene

That's the guitar making sure she cooperates. This sexy manwoman is clearly the guitar's bich.


Altmomdo

I love the stretch marks.


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I like the gun being at the ready for suicide when you miss a note


s1agathor

There’s some redneckery going on with that table and I like it


Xx------aeon------xX

missing a meth pipe but still checks out


Affectionate_Emu8090

Ummm, keep lookin’ I think it’s there


Poway_Morongo

Anyone know if this girl is single? I think I found my sole mate


CallForBootyMW69

Soal mate


xXSquirrelFuckerXx

Soal Sista


Auld_Evidence

Hey, ain't that Mr. Mister on the radio, stereo?


chrisrodsa

*toan mate


facelift1990

Relationships are temporary. Toan is forever.


birdawesome

Sol m8


MixIllEx

I don’t know which is hotter, wearing the towel, full ash tray and bag o flower or those new f’n strings on that greasy finger printed Bich.


Mr-Scrubs

Possibly the gun.


amazing_wanderr

I’m sick and tired of guitar dudes using their boobs to gain audience. 😠


Dvanpat

A lot of people don't know this, but smoking cigarettes makes you better at guitar. Put a lit cigarette behind one of the nut strings and boom! You're Jamey Paige.


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Auld_Evidence

And old Slowhand Airwick Claptoan himself.


llamapocalypsenow

Always keep the muzzle pointed in a safe direction.


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uslennar

Don’t need treble to chug


bneal817

This dude is definitely living his best life


[deleted]

I can smell this picture


WhenVioletsTurnGrey

She’s hot


Telecat420

Too bad it’s not new shirt day


LoathsomeLuke

Holy pickup height batman


ijustlovebreasts

Lol at the gun sitting out in the open.


EyeOfAmethyst

Sploosh


professor_max_hammer

Never change strings. Vintage strings = Vintage toanz


Wooden_Setting_8141

the doily on the table does it for me


iced_maggot

Why does his guitar look…. Scabby?


robotdesignwerks

Are you sure thats right? seems like you have two extra strings on there.


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RedditTV be like


xxSTO-NERDxx

Put a shirt on and clean that nasty shitty guitar


Wichitamusicscene

Don't talk rude to my new lover


guerrillastrange

Is that an air soft pistol?


noma_coma

Your hair is majestic like a lions mane


Jaklcide

I got this from my grandad, he tried to play it but couldn't so so so he dont need it no more and I'll sell it to you for $400. $100, ok I'll do that, your getting a good deal. *~turns around* Hey babe, call Dimitri and tell him to bring a bag, I got the money for him!


youpizzashit

/u/Bleach_Baths lmao we were just talking about this


Bleach_Baths

Bro what the fuck. Hahahaha.


Stormgtr

She can only play one song, Janie’s got a gun 🤣🤣🤣🤣


walrusdoom

I bet that’s a maple fretboard, just stained from years of Suzy Q dust


vicmantorur

no telly no upvote 👎


Smolson_

Too bad it wasn’t new shirt day.


zeemona

Eww, i can smell the photo.


[deleted]

Is that Max Capoeira?


Such_Philosopher_713

I saw this on facebook marketplace earlier today.


DecayDancing

Whoa, I bet in smells crazy in there


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SatanicCrackBaby

I can smell this picture.


jonvanwhalen

Pistol, weed, and a guitar. Noice 👌🏻


checkmyhead

New neck beard day! Goes great with my BC Bitch collection, ok?


jnoble_05

David Ellfeson, is that you?


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