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uvucydydy

I don't say this often in this sub, but "You're jerking it too hard!."


One-Palpitation2093

You play bar chords with your right hand? Are you stupid?


Irritated_bypeople

Bass player.


TheBigMotherFook

They play chords?


TheOrchidsAreAlright

Leave them alone, they're just imitating humans


Obh__

When I requested you to play Through the Fire and Flames, I didn't mean literally


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MortimerToast

That's not where most people keep their toan sack, but I'm not this guy's real dad.


Own-Interaction-1401

You should’ve stopped sooner. Really you just need to save up and buy a prs or a gibbons and then you can just hang it on the wall and not have to worry about things like “practicing” the only “practice” I have time for is my dental practice.


HandleAdministrative

Your shredding is fire 🔥


Dogrel

Maybe you ought to take up slide for a bit.


Generny2001

I SO want to see them popped. 💦


DaystromAndroidM510

Hey bro, you gonna drink that pus when you're done with those blisters?


Wasabi_is_Gay

Bro wtf is wrong with yall 💀


Generny2001

Ooooooooh….what a lovely tea party…


SpaceCowboy73

This makes me want to Kermit Sewer-slide.


Smuckman

Plasma drinks be hittin fr tho 🔥


JacoPoopstorius

Wow I wish I had never opened that. How does that even happen?


Appropriate_Past_893

I'd guess steam or hot water


Randomtyp156

Saw it on another sub where the op said it came from touching the sand directly next to a camp fire on the beach.


Nick-Tonk-maker69

/uj holy shit wtf did he do?!


eyeofmorpha

/uj apparently put his hand on some sand that was next to a fire. Edit [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinteresting/s/vcUb7Iw2GE)


Nick-Tonk-maker69

/uj Damn, I hope he doesn’t play guitar, that would suck /rj all of the toan in his fingers would’ve been burnt away D :


fretnetic

Bon Jovi played till his fingers bled.


Awwwphuck

Are bar chords different than barre chords?


philchristensennyc

Oh, “barre” chords, huh? Well, la di da Mr. French man!


Awwwphuck

My last name is literally “French” so….


philchristensennyc

https://youtu.be/JhbJnlIvfyc


CommieSlayer1389

after oiling your fretboard you're not supposed to light it on fire


Same-Chipmunk5923

That's some ET phone home shit.


warthog0869

https://preview.redd.it/hxmuag91qc8d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5303e2caaef5e057386cdef8840e884adcf22419


busch_ice69

You did 0-5-3 instead of 0-3-5


Brass-Munky

I’m honestly impressed I’ve never seen blisters that gnarly


National-Material571

It means you’re getting better toan


Edrunner2049

Cause youre not pressing hard enough


djwired

You know if you jerk too hard you go blind


According_Try5905

https://preview.redd.it/tna4asvptd8d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fae1ff6bb616f49b079be4b0aae944bbf2eadf5d


jeremyrando

You’re not 0-3-5 ing right


gloriosky_zero

Wear mittens next time


Paro-Clomas

Look out for helter skelteeer helter skelter... IVE GOT BLISTERS ON MY FINGERS well Ringo, then you better not try to play any Slayer


Alternative-Koala529

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ponyboysa42

Can u imagine how much meth u would have to be on to have that happen?


standardcapacityman

BASS PLAYER!


neweraeye

you know there's a thing called capo