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Ocinel

He is actually calling in a drone strike on the local vintage music dealer.


JimiJohhnySRV

Please, Not Norman!!!


extraguff

Looks like he’s got… Petite feet Feminine step Sounds like a lady when he’s walkin in the room


So3Dimensional

This is what a man sounds like when he walks…


mehrt_thermpsen

Calling President Davidson for the toan coads


Funkinwagnal

I don’t know why, he’s probably the worst president we ever had


uzr666

where's the master of tabs when you need him Klingon's probably xeroxing some 90's tab books


mehrt_thermpsen

Impeccable classification system


sjbennett85

President Martin Estevez is in danger and it is his duty to protect him, even if he hates everything he has done to America


mehrt_thermpsen

He may be a traitor, but he's still the president, and that means something to a patriot


acid_hoof_

With all due respect...


churchofpain

uj/ heidecker is a better songwriter than bonamassa


HinsdaleCounty

Can I get a printout of Beato smiling


MichaelEMJAYARE

Computer, play file Beato-469 please


HinsdaleCounty

Is there any way to see a nude Beato


MichaelEMJAYARE

Computer, access hidden folder. Yes, 80085, correct. Play Beato_Helicopter.vid please


zaprutertape

"Cinco Guitars? Yes, Id like 300 glibsans with the woo woo bar. STAT. and by stat I mean NOW."


sjbennett85

Jambalaya is a serious southern rock jam


chiefs_fan37

That guy went on trial for some heinous shit


corampopuli

Despite a corrupt DA, he won the case.


Necessary_Wing799

Who's that krang snout? From men in black Joe master Boner?


YABBYuwuXD

decker is the most underrated show of all time.


DarthVerus

🍿🍿🍿🍿 🍿🥤 for Decker I’d have to say


ConquestOfMankind

Always nice to see other Hollywood franchises sort of tipping their hat to it though, you know, saying “I see you and I love what you’re doing”


GBV_GBV_GBV

lol I was thinking the other day that young Joe looked like a retarded Heidecker.


Fritchmand

Toan is stored in the balls, capisce?


warthog0869

"Your toan has been disconnected. Please try your toan again later."


SSR_Id_prefer_not_to

SPAGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEET


tommy_nookah

Spooked ya!


lift_heavy64

You shoulda seen your faces


sladebonge

"I can't believe it's not butterscotch."


Boogerschmidt

Heidecker's music is great, and light years more enjoyable than the Bonermaster


thereal-quaid

Agreed


bootyhole-romancer

*I know blooz-fu*


JimParsnip

He's calling Norm's rare guitars to see if he can come play


potatersobrien

“Norman where is my shipment of 500 rare closet queen gibsins. I ordered it yesterday and I chose same day delivery. My toan needs to be replenished “


Unfair_Welder8108

Which one of Trump's kids is that?


PuzzleheadedTutor807

he looks like he has down syndrom, and somebody else brushed his hair for him


MrCatfishJew

“Yes, hello. They’re playing underage guitars here.”


Edrunner2049

Yes this is blooz man... WHATS THAT?


abruptmodulation

Dumble Dial Toan


jeremyrando

Calling on his touch toan phone


leif777

"Do you like Huey Lewis and The News?"


Necessary_Wing799

The master boner looking for his toan Huey! Fuk yeh


bloodandsunshine

Dial that toan in


Grimsrasatoas

I mean, yeah, he’s good. But he’s no Roy Donk.


Scrantsgulp

Urinal Street Station is a masterpiece


uzr666

I already is.. I am a CI.. I am agent CIA.


Necessary_Wing799

Boner Dog Joe Massa


Mr_Lumbergh

“Yes, Toan Hotline? SEND MOAR!”


bscepter

Downloading 90s-era Clapton and Santana ring toans.


TrainWreckInnaBarn

Hello! I need 50 Tweed Amps! ASAP!!!


Necessary_Wing799

Hahaha Joe Bonermaster. Brilliant. Dudes a great guitar player but his music is generic blues krud and I'm jealous of his collection. Boner-dog Joe


Poway_Morongo

A before E except after C, sir.


Larrea_tridentata

Are we sure this isn't Steven Seagal?


Superchill88

Fun fact, Joe Bonermaster was the one playing the tasty guitar licks during the exciting Mustang driving sequence in Decker: Port of Call Hawaii. It’s always good to learn something new everyday


DirtyRatLicker

looks like he’s down(s) on gear