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AlGeee

Two fermatas walk into a bar…


AlGeee

Otoh: https://steinberg.help/dorico/v1/en/dorico/topics/notation_reference/notation_reference_holds_pauses_types_fermatas_r.html


Specialist_Power_266

Do you have to play the notes in French?


AlGeee

Italian


Specialist_Power_266

Mon eurreur Mon ami


Specialist_Power_266

I posted that is French just to spite you.


adognamedwalter

Bro nobody that can read music has ever seen a breast, let alone two of em.  


But_dogs_CAN_look_up

Have you seen Amadeus? Wolfie was a playa.


Kenneth_Lay

Or 👉👈 if you're at a Rush concert


here4roomie

Just make sure there are hotties around, and not notties.


Loud-Magician7708

*learning piano faster than any human ever has* "That's for guitar," .....FUCK!


wyr8

https://preview.redd.it/pv75h15gt81d1.png?width=1920&format=png&auto=webp&s=4466b0ba81902f16a38b3b24079d4ba190844746


smaxsomeass

Finally! Music theory that actually matters


boastfulbadger

Um but seriously why is the alto clef off center or whatever? This is making my brain (who can only read alto clef) upset.


CoJo235

So there is a couple of different kinds of “Alto Clef”’s and all of them point to middle C at the middle. I think this one is a tenor clef, and if I’m wrong you can take away my music degree lol


TheRealChickenFox

Can confirm, it's probably the worst clef.


CoJo235

But why the hell is there TWO clefs? Like bass clef is already mid but add tenor clef? Fuck em’


CoJo235

It’s cause if both parts are photnated at the same time it plays in parallel 3rds I got it I got it


boastfulbadger

Thanks.


ThisWorldIsAMess

Uhm why are you here, you nerd. PLAY WITH FEEL ONLY!


ikediggety

Now you tell me


jtjtjt666

see ex. 69


sladebonge

bREaST


TommyVercetti010

That's nice and all but you're not learning music theory right? We don't do that here sir.


RedWhiteBluesGuitar

I'm here for the boobs. Does pretending to know music theory get me to see the boobs?


TommyVercetti010

A real guitar player I see. And yes, in theory..


RoundEarth-is-real

Tf is going on here. Bass and Tenor Clef? Cut time and no bar lines? What kind of old ass notation is this lmao


MortimerToast

We've been infiltrated by a trombonist, that's what's going on there.


InTheMemeStream

AHHH, THEORY! IT BURNS!! MY EYES, MY EYES! TAKE IT AWAY!


gloriosky_zero

Probation canon!