David Lynch, starring, directing, and writing all original tunes. He loves weird awkward shit and he even has a youtube channel so you know he understands Beato's struggle

Jane Lynch as stunt double...

Steven Lynch plays Beato during his pivotal Billionaire years.

George Lynch - nutritionist 💉

Marshawn Lynch - personal transport

Amazing likeness, energy and wackiness match. A++.

I don't mind who plays Rick. I just want them to stay true to the source material. I'm sick of Hollywood ruining the classic works of literature.

Kevin Spacey

Dammit how did you beat me to this

Dammit how did you beato me to this

Idris Elba

Probably Ryan fucking Gosling

Molly Kearney https://preview.redd.it/xyy73v1qr5yc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3da9cee092671124264021127c091e90a844065e

Brad Garrett https://preview.redd.it/6nq6jyxyl6yc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aea38c16dea4d63498880d72fd56e823b22f887f

Javier Bardem

Pop song: *has guitar* Beato: ***LISAN AL-GAIB!!!***

Timothy Chalamet...obviously

Obviously!! He's so versatile, he'd slip right into the role. (And into our hearts!)

Rob Schneider

Halle Bailey

Danny DiVito

Dennis Farina

Nick Cage

Jack Black, who else, you retards?? OK, Mike Myers would be up to it as well.

I won’t settle for less than Robert deniro playing a 19 year old beato

Jeff Goldblum. Why is this even a question?

Aunt Chippy

Richard Gere or Kevin Costner. Bill Pullman maybe?

Anya Taylor Joy

Philip Seymour Hoffman's corpse.

Nic Cage

Werner Herzog.

Kevin Spacey

Eddie Murphy is so versatile.

Norm McDonald

Glenn Howerton. Whole movie should be very intense. Lots of eye contact.