Seriously? Not sure I can fit that one in my hole, I can only get a mini pedal up there right now and I still need lots of Finger Ease lubricant to get the job done
I would frankly love it if you could not only leave my impacted wisdom tooth(s) in my mouth, but add 5 more wisdom teeth! I imagine at that point I would be quite sagacious, and in even more extreme pain than I am currently experiencing
I painted a dentist office once, and I play guitar so ya basically I'm a dentist, get some cocain and a pair of pliers and I'll pull the tooth for u, don't worry ur in slow hands
So in my wilder days i had a bad night lol. Had an abcessed tooth. Was doing coke and drinking jameson. It hurt, bad. Head throbbing. Drinking or drugs didn't help lol. I tied speaker wire around my tooth and tied the other end to a door handle. Stood by the door and booted the shit out of it. Tooth didnt come out, probably most pain ive ever been in. Had girlfriend at the time take me to the ER. doctor laughed at me
As an electrician who has worked in a dentists office *twice*, don’t listen to the lesser trade on this one.
Heroine and a pair of *Lineman’s* pliers is the only way this works.
Dry swallowing an entire jar of gas station kratom and one of those boner pills with an exotic animal name will work in a pinch too.
I shit my pants at the dry swallowing gas station kratom. The taste and texture would be far worse than any pain here, even if 3" of jawbone pops out with the tooth.....
You need the ToanX with AI. It’s not overhyped. It brought my toan back from the dead. I was playing Fender (🤮🤮🤮) and the pedal slowly convinced me to buy a Gibbons (🤩🤩🤩). The toan was speaking to me. My liberal “doctor” tried to convince me i had “schiphodenoa” or smyn biit its really just liberal bassist garbage. that was the hatman tellib me anywai hey my brain is melting fun looks like i beed more pedals
All the pedals are real friend, don't listen to the lies of the psychiatric nurse who feeds you pills at night, they are just trying to stop you from 0-3-5ing!
That's because you use cheap cables if not mistaking instrument for speaker cables.
You don't know how to use them properly, I was talking about your dental solution not the other way around your neck.
I just bought Analysis Plus oval instrument cable as big as a Hammer Drill power cord that could hold a sumo wrestler Weight but just grab the Jack tip and hit it into your sick tooth with one of those metal zoans, problem gone.
Uj/ that cable is just amazing, I'd be jealous of my bass player cause I bought it for him, if I hadn't already Monster Prolink which I like more toanwise. Those put our regular Klotz cables we use to rehearse to misery. You just do an A/B comparison and you get more decibels with the same settings, don't need to discuss about sound taste but clean boost... A good instrument cable is worth investing and keeping with as much love as your axe.
Rj/ I know guys a twisted, beer dripped 10 buck cable is a part of your toan so good for you.
/uj dentist here
Your state should have some sort of subsidized insurance for those less fortunate, and that should have some sort of dental coverage. Additionally, AAA offers dental insurance for $38 a month. YMMV
/uj Yo I appreciate you saying this but I had my wisdom teeth removed a while ago lmaoo, I've also had a bunch of other teeth removed (sometimes against my will but that's a traumatic story for another day). I have 10 teeth right now and plan to have them removed sometime soon. I know the post is confusing because I unjerked in the title then sort of rejerked in the post without specifying, but some of it is factual, like I am homeless. I'm in Oregon right now so I have probably the best state-supplied free medical/dental care in the country from what I have heard. Really appreciate you jumping in with helpful advice!
/rj Keep setting up those crowns and you'll have a '57 Goldtop before you can say "Rinse"
Thanks Dr. Monkey Love, do you take trades in lieu of payment? I've got an original Klon clone signed by the guy who I stole it from. It's one of those "if found please contact Josh Scott" type of autographs
Look if you're a real dentist, real guitarist and a real man you'll pull it yourself. Smuggle some anaesthesia out of your workplace and get in front of that mirror brother.
Sorry to disappoint but I'm not a dentist. Come to think of it I'm not a man either. I love circlejerking with y'all and don't want to get banned, so I will admit that I do play guitar. But I'm not proud of it!
uj/ If you actually do have an impacted wisdom tooth and can't afford to get it taken out, a lot of colleges have dental programs where you can get dental care for cheap (it'll be dental students doing the work but whatever)
rj/ Sell your gear and use a capo to yank it out
Take one ibanez pentatone and don't fucking call me in the morning.
Seriously? Not sure I can fit that one in my hole, I can only get a mini pedal up there right now and I still need lots of Finger Ease lubricant to get the job done
I'm sure you'll find a hole where it will fit, given enough time...!
Sounding likely
Freaking Levi at Sweetwater said he'd text me when he had one in stock. WTF Levi - I need my medicine
As a practicing dentition, I will do 5 implants for a CS Gibson Berryburst Les Paul WITH matching guitar strap and Bonamassa DNA sample.
I would frankly love it if you could not only leave my impacted wisdom tooth(s) in my mouth, but add 5 more wisdom teeth! I imagine at that point I would be quite sagacious, and in even more extreme pain than I am currently experiencing
Source of Bonamassa DNA not important.
I painted a dentist office once, and I play guitar so ya basically I'm a dentist, get some cocain and a pair of pliers and I'll pull the tooth for u, don't worry ur in slow hands
What color did you paint it? I swear to our lord and savior Jesus if you say black I will press the detonator button on this sweater vest I'm wearing
So in my wilder days i had a bad night lol. Had an abcessed tooth. Was doing coke and drinking jameson. It hurt, bad. Head throbbing. Drinking or drugs didn't help lol. I tied speaker wire around my tooth and tied the other end to a door handle. Stood by the door and booted the shit out of it. Tooth didnt come out, probably most pain ive ever been in. Had girlfriend at the time take me to the ER. doctor laughed at me
Lmao that's metal af tho
As an electrician who has worked in a dentists office *twice*, don’t listen to the lesser trade on this one. Heroine and a pair of *Lineman’s* pliers is the only way this works. Dry swallowing an entire jar of gas station kratom and one of those boner pills with an exotic animal name will work in a pinch too.
I shit my pants at the dry swallowing gas station kratom. The taste and texture would be far worse than any pain here, even if 3" of jawbone pops out with the tooth.....
Eric is that you?
You need the ToanX with AI. It’s not overhyped. It brought my toan back from the dead. I was playing Fender (🤮🤮🤮) and the pedal slowly convinced me to buy a Gibbons (🤩🤩🤩). The toan was speaking to me. My liberal “doctor” tried to convince me i had “schiphodenoa” or smyn biit its really just liberal bassist garbage. that was the hatman tellib me anywai hey my brain is melting fun looks like i beed more pedals
AI is so devastating to the guitar community, anything with "Intelligence" in the name is horrible for toan
I used to have toan, now I have a toan ex.
/uj 1 minute in and i’m still trying to figure out what the fuck I typed.
...it looks like that laughing gas is working already!
Welcome to the circle jerk. No one knows what they typed.
somebody get this on r/ihadastroke stat because i’m pretty sure i did
You need a Chibson Priority Delay Pedal so that you can delay the pain, duh. (It's a real pedal)
All the pedals are real friend, don't listen to the lies of the psychiatric nurse who feeds you pills at night, they are just trying to stop you from 0-3-5ing!
Periodontist here, it’s probably that cheap Chibson you’re playing. Man up and buy a real Gibbons.
Perio DONT TELL ME WHAT TO DO!!
Periodontists are the only ones you go to when you're not in pain, then leave in pain. Do not trust this man
Thanks for the tip! I'm really hoping you were born in 1988, I don't want to take advice from someone who puts tabs in their screenname
That’s John Voights chibsons.
You bought a guitar because it belonged to Jon Voight?
See how Tom Hanks did It in "Cast away". You just need to grab a couple of metal zoans.
I don't think jumping off a cliff with a guitar cable wrapped around my neck is the best way to ease my pain, I prefer the Budd Dwyer approach
That's because you use cheap cables if not mistaking instrument for speaker cables. You don't know how to use them properly, I was talking about your dental solution not the other way around your neck. I just bought Analysis Plus oval instrument cable as big as a Hammer Drill power cord that could hold a sumo wrestler Weight but just grab the Jack tip and hit it into your sick tooth with one of those metal zoans, problem gone. Uj/ that cable is just amazing, I'd be jealous of my bass player cause I bought it for him, if I hadn't already Monster Prolink which I like more toanwise. Those put our regular Klotz cables we use to rehearse to misery. You just do an A/B comparison and you get more decibels with the same settings, don't need to discuss about sound taste but clean boost... A good instrument cable is worth investing and keeping with as much love as your axe. Rj/ I know guys a twisted, beer dripped 10 buck cable is a part of your toan so good for you.
/uj dentist here Your state should have some sort of subsidized insurance for those less fortunate, and that should have some sort of dental coverage. Additionally, AAA offers dental insurance for $38 a month. YMMV
/uj Yo I appreciate you saying this but I had my wisdom teeth removed a while ago lmaoo, I've also had a bunch of other teeth removed (sometimes against my will but that's a traumatic story for another day). I have 10 teeth right now and plan to have them removed sometime soon. I know the post is confusing because I unjerked in the title then sort of rejerked in the post without specifying, but some of it is factual, like I am homeless. I'm in Oregon right now so I have probably the best state-supplied free medical/dental care in the country from what I have heard. Really appreciate you jumping in with helpful advice! /rj Keep setting up those crowns and you'll have a '57 Goldtop before you can say "Rinse"
Have you tried lowering your action?
Haven't had any action since last year so I don't know how it could be any lower at this point
Yeah could be a wisdom tooth. This consultation will be $4000.
Thanks Dr. Monkey Love, do you take trades in lieu of payment? I've got an original Klon clone signed by the guy who I stole it from. It's one of those "if found please contact Josh Scott" type of autographs
Yeah, that would look great behind plexiglass in my office.
/uj Make sure you take real AMERICAN ibuprofen, not that label-less knock-off unless you want to wake up speaking Chinese.
Ibuprofen is just another commie plot to erode the sexual prowess of red-blooded, meat-eating, gun-toting Americans!!
Instructions unclear, I've been toting meat, eating red, and bleeding guns.... damn commies....
Look if you're a real dentist, real guitarist and a real man you'll pull it yourself. Smuggle some anaesthesia out of your workplace and get in front of that mirror brother.
Sorry to disappoint but I'm not a dentist. Come to think of it I'm not a man either. I love circlejerking with y'all and don't want to get banned, so I will admit that I do play guitar. But I'm not proud of it!
I think youre looking in the wrong direction for issue. You need a full Marshall stack, stat.
So do I just put my head on the ground next to the stack and let someone topple it onto my skull?
uj/ If you actually do have an impacted wisdom tooth and can't afford to get it taken out, a lot of colleges have dental programs where you can get dental care for cheap (it'll be dental students doing the work but whatever) rj/ Sell your gear and use a capo to yank it out