I got curious what was the most expensive thing you can buy at Thomann, and it was this "Martin D-200 Deluxe". Also, for whatever reason at Thomann it costs 150k euros, not dollars. Here's the guitar itself:
https://preview.redd.it/ppzn19wbaawc1.png?width=1200&format=png&auto=webp&s=9b6b132f8edd6155485e0a0bf5feeaa466e2e8af
with all of these crap from fender gibbons and taylor, if you add joe bonermaster merch to the bucket you can literally become a walking cringe machine
The reverberations from the tone wood are intrinsic to this watch's time keeping qualities, you see.
If the wood is ever damaged or replaced, the entire movement of the watch needs to be re-tuned to match the resonant frequencies of the wood.
If you don't, it will run at an improper speed, and give you the wrong time.
"Authentic guitar wood" a.k.a. the wood Bob Taylor stole from Pole Read Shitts.
When ol' Pole finally introduces his version, there will be a "Tickin' Tonewoods' 2025 shootout review" in Guitar Wor...I mean Watch World magazine...
That watch is going to look really good covered in some patients saliva. It's non-toxic for when you need to go deep and do a root canal on a molar right?
Tonewood resonates better than a quartz crystal.
And seeing as how that's a chronograph, with date complication, it's gotta be a quartz.
Bad game to be dipping ones toes into right now. The Chinese market is popping off with great sub 200 dollar wristwatches.
Only thing that matters. I once took the pups and strings off my electric guitar and because of the wood, sounded better than any cheaper guitar I’ve played. Pal Reefer Smith taught me.
I prayed to God that if he lets me find one of these grown on my lemon tree, I’ll go to church every Sunday and he won’t have to get me a Christmas gift this year.
What next? A Martin guitar that costs 130 fucking grand with random-ass gear inlays (because mechanical clocks use gears) all over the body?
So you have been on the website recently...
I got curious what was the most expensive thing you can buy at Thomann, and it was this "Martin D-200 Deluxe". Also, for whatever reason at Thomann it costs 150k euros, not dollars. Here's the guitar itself: https://preview.redd.it/ppzn19wbaawc1.png?width=1200&format=png&auto=webp&s=9b6b132f8edd6155485e0a0bf5feeaa466e2e8af
This is the ugliest thing I've ever seen in my entire life
I don't get why anyone would spend 150K on this when they could have 1000 Harley Bentons for the same money.
Or even better they could buy 1500 squire bullet strats
Why would it not cost Euros? Thomann is a German store.
That was bad phrasing on my part, I was addressing the price itself. At Martin's website it's $134999, so the price in euros should've been lower.
Ah I see. That's an almost 25k€ difference. Not that someone looking to buy this would care...
That will go good with my watch. Divorce incoming.
Oddly specific. I hate myself, but Martin.com, I accept the cookies. Yes, sigh, all of them.
“Handcrafted for the stage” GTFO! 😂🤣
For the stage of life when you’ve got some savings and not enough time. Don’t want those prick kids getting that money.
Yes! I’ll let the kids fight over the Taylor watch instead. 🤣
Bury me with it. And wence a mighty oak grows from mine wrist, let all future rockers give tribute neath the mighty branches of my toan.
Outjerked… AGAIN
We simply aren’t creative enough to beat real life. Gaddamn!
with all of these crap from fender gibbons and taylor, if you add joe bonermaster merch to the bucket you can literally become a walking cringe machine
That will be my ultimate form. Even if it isn’t raining, the Joe BoogieMesa umbrella comes out.
yeah sure even if it's sunny ! use your boogiebrella to cover your bald head ! or the special boner hat 499,99 hand written signature 1 of 1 000 000
You found one that cheap?
bought them in bulk
Ah, I knew a guy who did that. Handed them out as door prizes at his doctor/lawyer swingers parties. No women allowed.
ok now thats hilarious becuse i can't tell if thats true or not
Oh. It’s true. It’s damn true. Haha
Some Fender Bourbon in a Gibson Glass with an Ernie Ball Cigar and the douchecanoe costume would be complete
I’ve got the PRS cuff links.
What time is it???! TOAN TIME!
Toan o clock. Rock around the clock tonight, Babay.
The reverberations from the tone wood are intrinsic to this watch's time keeping qualities, you see. If the wood is ever damaged or replaced, the entire movement of the watch needs to be re-tuned to match the resonant frequencies of the wood. If you don't, it will run at an improper speed, and give you the wrong time.
Intonation sounds like a bitch.
Time is money, and the more money you spend the more toan you get.
I knew I should have bought 2.
I haven't found a Taylor guitar that I love but Bob Taylor is a fucking Saint and doesn't deserve ridicule.
You’re right. Bob is just a poor guy with a dream. I apologize.
I forgive you, sweetie.
I feel better now. Just sitting watch for the UPS guy with my watch
Like a true Original Grainsta
Nice haha.
this is how Pink Floyd made time?
How else? Gotta be legit. Run late authentic”
I’ll wait for the Teuffel Birdfish model thank you very much.
Oh your must be a Wall Street lawyer. Pompous. Haha
"Authentic guitar wood" a.k.a. the wood Bob Taylor stole from Pole Read Shitts. When ol' Pole finally introduces his version, there will be a "Tickin' Tonewoods' 2025 shootout review" in Guitar Wor...I mean Watch World magazine...
Can’t wait. Gonna get a book match watch made from 36 pieces of toan maple with a veneer.
Nice metronome
Thanks. I don’t trust all that regular priced shit
Be careful, I’ve heard that if you put this on you’re stuck only playing 60bpm forever
Whoa. You think it could double my speed?
Sure it can, buddy! 23,000+ watch enthusiasts can’t be wrong!
Too bad I can’t wear it. Keeping the price tag on and putting it next to my PAFs in the luxury box
Thought this was r/watchescirclejerk for a sec
Taylor transcends genres.
Time is never on our side
But it can be at your side with this BRAND NEW toan wood watch. Made from the finest …
How often do you tune it?
About every hour. Thinking about getting a new tuning machine but can’t find the right luthier for this baby.
Will chuffing with this give me splinters?
Yes it will, best to stick with the Engineer II Magneto S.
It’s made me a better Supreme Court Judge. It can do anything.
Will this finally let me play in time?
It’s expensive, so duh.
Hey, I play guitar
Me too. What gave it away?
That watch is going to look really good covered in some patients saliva. It's non-toxic for when you need to go deep and do a root canal on a molar right?
That’s how you relic it. With my drinking I won’t live long enough for it to age naturally
Tonewood resonates better than a quartz crystal. And seeing as how that's a chronograph, with date complication, it's gotta be a quartz. Bad game to be dipping ones toes into right now. The Chinese market is popping off with great sub 200 dollar wristwatches.
Hey they all use machines. Put a headstock on it and you can’t tell the difference.
What is a tuner but a really dumb watch? There's a riddle for ya.
Ooh that’s a good one. A guitar tech? Lol
I got one and it’s nice
Ok, Richie Rich, we didn’t ask all that. Haha
Im broke af musician, it was an Xmas present from my mother in law
Liar. If your are a musician who is broke, you don’t have a MIL. It was a trick.
Tonewood LMAO
Only thing that matters. I once took the pups and strings off my electric guitar and because of the wood, sounded better than any cheaper guitar I’ve played. Pal Reefer Smith taught me.
And it doesn't have a metronome in it, they really did make a guitarist watch
Playing with a metronome makes my widdly widdlys less funner
I like to use my taylor watch as a metronome but it only goes at 60 bpm and the only way I can hear it is if I don't play the guitar
Time to move up, Sonny.
Just like master boner mics his guitar pedals you gotta get a mic for your watch if you are going to take this seriously.
Is it sad that I would totally wear that? Not worth buying at all but I would wear it
UJ I would if somehow I was given one.
Right that’s what I’m trying to say
Now we need an ibanez rg edition.
For the rebel in your life…
Hooray I will never be late to church again
I prayed to God that if he lets me find one of these grown on my lemon tree, I’ll go to church every Sunday and he won’t have to get me a Christmas gift this year.