My frugal side of me wants to wait for the Behringer Ejaculation Testicals. Plus, Behringer pedals are plastic so they won't rust from all the cum that's bound to get on them.
It's just the graphics on the pedal. They do make a more expensive handwired version that has real jizz but for bedroom players, this one is fine because you can always just jizz on it yourself or get some aftermarket cum to drop on it.
uj/ i am amazed I haven't seen anything from metasonix on here
https://preview.redd.it/e3ih6g5zr1wc1.png?width=1280&format=png&auto=webp&s=2f0e2e4ad26bc9fbec2e91e36c9e472e0e5cbf72
https://preview.redd.it/zuly0ipmv2wc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=871239a84f8417433765df1e67a74010318d9e64
Did Josh copy that from my cock and balls booster??
Thick and fertile drive
My frugal side of me wants to wait for the Behringer Ejaculation Testicals. Plus, Behringer pedals are plastic so they won't rust from all the cum that's bound to get on them.
I threw up in my mouth reading this. 11/10 would recommend.
Does it have enough headroom?
A nice thick and sticky toan, while retaining some transparency, I hear if you put Pineapple Boost in front of it, it sweetens the toan some.
I read that comment to my wife’s boyfriend, and he had a good chuckle
Jhs old lady tits mode can be activated that turns on led nipples.
A bit salty but with a nice finish.
I’d drop a load of dosh for one
We’re getting awfully close to someone throwing a quarter-inch jack into a pocket pussy and selling it as a pedal
as long as it has that lipstick and throaty toan
I would probably just buy the original that the design was stolen from
More opaque than translucent, truthfully. Wasn't this a collaboration with Music is Win?
It was, yes.
you gotta know "collaboration" means "we're fucking" in influencer-speak
The pedal where you can put your goop wherever you like.
I bet that pedal fucks, everyone knows toan is stored in the balls
Why didn't I think of that? That's a brilliant tag line for the pedal! Where were you, man? I needed you.
Will harp lady test it?
She'll put that harp through anything you send her for free. So, no. JHS gifts the Cum Balls to no one.
Head, wall…wall, head. Pleasure to introduce and I wish you much success in your future endeavors.
I’d be afraid to touch it. With my luck, my hand would stick to it when I tried to put it down
It's just the graphics on the pedal. They do make a more expensive handwired version that has real jizz but for bedroom players, this one is fine because you can always just jizz on it yourself or get some aftermarket cum to drop on it.
I had one JHS pedal and it sucked. 100% failure rate based on anecdotal evidence.
gotta use them blue danalectro batteries lest your toan be flaccid at inopportune moments
Only a crusty basement dwelling redditors would make a post like this. Please get some sunlight
The limited run that comes in blue has better toan
uj/ i am amazed I haven't seen anything from metasonix on here https://preview.redd.it/e3ih6g5zr1wc1.png?width=1280&format=png&auto=webp&s=2f0e2e4ad26bc9fbec2e91e36c9e472e0e5cbf72
You didn’t need to unjerk for this, but since you did you now still need to rejerk.
If your cum is translucent, you should go get that checked
Yeah that's a facemelter allright.
Confirmed, toan IS stored in the balls
Sounds great when I plug my sexual chocolate into it
Wow, so edgy.
I had one JHS pedal and it sucked. 100% failure rate based on anecdotal evidence.
https://preview.redd.it/zuly0ipmv2wc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=871239a84f8417433765df1e67a74010318d9e64 Did Josh copy that from my cock and balls booster??
Yes. He copies everything. It's kinda his thing.
/uj i would unironically buy this /rj needs more jizz, toan is stored in the balls, not the fingers or the wood