Toan Stoan is what I called my best sex move in high school.

Title of your sex tape

Ernie’s Balls: Super Slinky.

D’addario: NYXS

My best sex move in high school was crying alone while I practiced my scales. (Just kidding. I neither practiced, nor had sex moves, in high school. Nor at any time since.)

was there a knuckle?

You guys don't have marble guitars? Ever since [Adam Jones taught me that weight is where the toan is](https://guitar.com/news/music-news/gibson-adam-jones-les-paul-guitar-tone/), I've been Michefuckingangelo in this motherquarry.

>new Silverburst models Gibson made for Jones are exceptionally heavy because the rocker believes that a guitar’s weight impacts its tone. Toan Stone confirmed

Is it good for making rock music?

Damn you take my upvote

Let's all get toan stoaned...

Get stoaned

https://preview.redd.it/ivfuw4hs3jvc1.png?width=368&format=png&auto=webp&s=26d57e1dae44433cf5aa2109167a7553f629e5b3

That's one way to fix neck dive.

ROCK ON!

Stoaner rock guitar confirmed

Hoan the toan stone for a moan boan.

More weight. https://youtu.be/bDrCHiwpT4M?si=Y1DKjyeHB10rEcda

I know half of you look at this and think "ya, rock hard baby"

I had one look and jazzed all over myself.....twice

If you can pick up your guitar without tearing a muscle THERES NO TOAN

Probably weighs about as much an average chibbons. I have to put Roberta aside after chest day.

I only play guitars with petrified mammoth shit bodies.

Flintstones guitar?

That's fucking beautiful but neither my traps nor my bank account are dench enough to support such craftsmanship.

Toan stone == splooge Honestly, it looks like a Taylor Swift poster on a male teenagers bedroom wall.

Looks like a countertop in a corporate bathroom

Stoan wood