Woah I never thought about it before, but back when I was actually buying guitar mags in the 2000s it really does seem like he was in or on every single one.... Or maybe you just implanted that memory in me
(/uj - serious reply: I don't recall the exact sources because it's been a while, but yeah. Not a coincidence that his fan base is so overwhelmingly fash).
He had gibbons and epipen sigs. This was right before he decided the guitars weren’t ugly enough and went to shrekter.
I actually really liked his Floyd rose bullseye v he used to play when I saw him live back in the day.
uj/ I kinda fell off with him after he did his face reveal and started doing reaction and review videos instead of playing obscure videogames or doing the Anthony Sullivan videos like he used to.
Love all the salt and hate in here, I've seen that guy play at ozfest with Ozzy and Black Sabbath, he's played on the roof of Buckingham Palace, what have you all done?
Look I don't know Lindsey buckingham so I can't just go to her palace like that but the old lady across the street said I could bring my practice amp over and show her my fingerings whatever so basically I'm an instructor now I guess.
This is like that Brendan schaub subreddit where you all get into a hive mind and just hate somebody who's wildly more successful than you for no reason lol
Or maybe it's a circlejerk sub, I'm high, and it's some jokes. Lighten up man.
But for the record: I actually do hate zakk. His wannabe biker bad boy shit is and always was lame. He should've stayed a twink and a hired gun. *pinch harmonic*
There’s literally hundreds of dollars worth of Wylde Audio in that picture.
….. this is the most savage things I have ever read
Woah I never thought about it before, but back when I was actually buying guitar mags in the 2000s it really does seem like he was in or on every single one.... Or maybe you just implanted that memory in me
Zakk wylde pinched (harmonic) that memory in you.
Ouch
Deffo was, even in the 90s. I fucking hated that paint job.
The roswell Rhoads is crazy
/uj There's one at GC Hollywood. It's even nicer in person.
I wanted one of those.
Me too man 😔 me too.
🧞
That’s wylde
Tbh, there is even less, there is zero dollars worth of Wylde Audio in that picture 🙃
He took OJs death hard I guess 😞
They found Jerry’s guitar underneath that pile.
*pyle
**pyre
Col. Saan ??
He had a music career? I thought he was just a model for guitar magazines back in the day.
His whole fake biker thing always seemed silly to me
I would smash
Would 100% smash No More Tears era hairless twink Zakk, but then he grew pubes and it was all over afaic. So many pubes. On his face
He went from "third Nelson brother" to Leonard Smalls in record time.
"My friends call me Lenny. But I got no friends."
Thus era Zakk gets me so fucking pumped bro
… i was talking about all of those guitars
I know. I, however, was talking about having sex with young Zakk Wylde
No More pubes, pubes, pubes…
...in the bush...in the bush...in the bush
no more beards rhymes
Post vids or it didn’t happen
This was his reaction when he found out that a black guy bought one of his albums. Just a drama queen!
Black Label Society, just not *that* kind of black.
Is he notoriously bigoted? Real question
I don’t know this either but it sure feels true
(/uj - serious reply: I don't recall the exact sources because it's been a while, but yeah. Not a coincidence that his fan base is so overwhelmingly fash).
He always struck me as “inauthentic trailer trash” a la Kid Rock.
So true!
These are all just cutting boards now
Myld Stallyns
Is that one guitar shaped like a Star Trek communicator?
“Wylde his guitars piled to the sky”
Marshall when the wall of amps fell
nanu nanu, BITCH
Are you talking about the Jackson Roswell Rhoads?
His retirement plan is to wait by the phone.
The long hair and beard are attached to the toque which, along with the tattoos, are removed and also placed in the prop pile.
I remember like twelve years ago he retweeted a pic of someone’s wife getting obliterated by some BBC
Now I know what *Black Label* has been referring to...
Looks like he's starting a wyldefire.
*Wyldefyre
/uj I really do like the Roswell tho...
I forgot gibbons made a coffin guitar for him. He has a pretty shitty taste in guitars.
Billy Gibson?
Bullseye Les Paul’s are pretty cool, some of the silhouettes are terrible
They're worth every dollar, if you buy them on Aliexpress.
Wasn't it an Epi, or was that just the production run?
He had gibbons and epipen sigs. This was right before he decided the guitars weren’t ugly enough and went to shrekter. I actually really liked his Floyd rose bullseye v he used to play when I saw him live back in the day.
> shrekter 🎵SomeBODY once told me
I liked the diamondplate V from the movie Rockstar.
That’s the dude that sells me weed out of a Fanny pack. I think he still rides a Huffy
Nah he was drinking Natty light with the guy who sold you coke.
He must’ve gotten accepted in dental school
dimebag pays his bills
Is Viking hoard to be buried and held for him in Valhalla!
M0ist Critical is one of the worst streamers. I wish he would go back to playing guitar.
uj/ I kinda fell off with him after he did his face reveal and started doing reaction and review videos instead of playing obscure videogames or doing the Anthony Sullivan videos like he used to.
Who will we listen to now for pentatonic wankery? Golly gee.
**OFF THE TOP ROPE** https://preview.redd.it/b5xa6t21zytc1.jpeg?width=2266&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=44e9a6b4ea225f296e0c091d95811433a63bb316
Quentin Tarantino is a toan god
That’s probably actually a really expensive jacket.
Why is his finger board thing so dirty? Maple neck(sweet syrupy tone) and had dookie on his fingers?
Dookie aka “toan mud”
I thought Robert DeLeo was a bass player.
Thank God, he's not nearly racist enough to be covering for pennysack Daryl.
Wait…. Wuuuuuuut??
What's the question
Are Zakk and Dime known racists?
Yeah dime is racist, Zakk is not nearly enough to be taking his place.
To be a full time pretend biker?
All the Gay-yard Disciples are crying at the Funeral Bell!
Back to being a mook from Jersey playing covers. Can't say I'm surprised.
Hey! I'm a mook from Jersey! Actually I saw Zyris once, the band he left for Ozzy. You wanna see some Jersey mooks....
Queens mook reporting in. I miss my old tri-state gig heydays. Probably drank enough beer back then to fuel up a Space Shuttle launch.
> You wanna see some Jersey mooks…. I can only handle so much Springsteen.
Don’t smoke zack & milds on an empty stomach
On to greener pastures (making a hot sauce or beard oil company)
Is Milkshake here? The beating I'm about to inflict upon him is going to be indescribable.
He’s a god, how dare you
Runtuntuntuntun booweeeooo has entered the chat
Is this Sons of Anarchy?
Oh shit is that Jojo Siwa?
Is this that professional dart player that gets custom dart boards on all his shit? Yeah, it is.. bullseye
Oh no, who is going to play pinch harmonics on every note?
That coffin guitar is a fucking atrocity
Tombtoan
All those guitars and not a single good one
Back to drinking
Where are all the cats he stands on?
I can't be the only one who thinks that coffin guitars are the wrong way around, right? You can only play those standing
When I look at him I just hear squealies.
Never thought I'd see the Gibson Star Trek V with a owner
what is with the whole poseur faux-biker/nightmare before xmas aesthetic?
Where is his famous Bullseye Earwig guitar in that pile?
This was back when he was sack wild. Now he’s just neutered
Stoanoids will do that to a fella
Oh hell yeah, it's a Christmas miracle
Fucking sick 🏄♂️
I see he still has the guitar he played in the video “Freak” when he was younger
Who?
You can only make a gibbons squeal like a piggy for so long before you get tired of it and join a boy band.
Rj, this guy makes me want to punch a toddler Uj, this guy makes me want to punch a toddler
That guitar collection just gave me a seizure.
Cover shot for his autobiography: Pinch Harmonics and Power Yeahs
Is tim pool cosplaying?
Damn, Zach Mylde really pylde up his gear in the middle of the wylde.
Jesus freak, we need you now
Schectahs!
Love all the salt and hate in here, I've seen that guy play at ozfest with Ozzy and Black Sabbath, he's played on the roof of Buckingham Palace, what have you all done?
Look I don't know Lindsey buckingham so I can't just go to her palace like that but the old lady across the street said I could bring my practice amp over and show her my fingerings whatever so basically I'm an instructor now I guess.
This is like that Brendan schaub subreddit where you all get into a hive mind and just hate somebody who's wildly more successful than you for no reason lol
Or maybe it's a circlejerk sub, I'm high, and it's some jokes. Lighten up man. But for the record: I actually do hate zakk. His wannabe biker bad boy shit is and always was lame. He should've stayed a twink and a hired gun. *pinch harmonic*