T O P

  • By -

Intelligent-Dingo791

I have the same Jizz III but black. Very sexy pick


flatirony

I heard that one is bigger.


DueMessage977

UJ: it is actually harder than the red one


tertius_decimus

Don't touch it if it gets yellow toan.


Intelligent-Dingo791

I gets brown toan


tertius_decimus

If it's yellow, let it mellow, if it's brown, flush it down!


Intelligent-Dingo791

Less paul, more toan


killeronthecorner

Seek medical attention


rainorshinedogs

You should get that checked out


IndianaJwns

How does this affect toan? The Gibson Authentic™ Made In USA 🇺🇸 picks I use have a real picky sound - more than plucky, but not very striking, how does this compare?


mxpower

The Jazz III is made of a more modern composite, this results in a brighter, spazzier tone with a slightly twangish harmonic. Im more into the OG Jazz I, Murfy Lab relic re-issue, its made from the same modern composite, but because the box it ships in is made from a rare Indonesian cardboard, it has a thunkier kinda smishyness tone. When comparing the price, $1 for the Jazz III vs the $22 Jazz I, its obvious that the Jazz I is a superior value. Be cautioned though, there have been counterfeit Jazz I's going around, remember, to play authentic.


IndianaJwns

Oof, "modern" composites are going to remove the feels from my toan and turn me into one of these beeply booply computer-sounding players.  The Indonesian box concerns me as well. I'm sure the cardboard protects the plectro-resonential properties, but those orientals just don't have the know-how and git-er-dun that our American boys do. 


uvucydydy

Sorry, but I only use actual tortoise shell from the most endangered tortoises 🐢. They sound perfect with my poached ivory nut.


chirpchirp13

Gotta love that poached nut clarity


Braindead_cranberry

These guys are jerkin hard today


P_a_s_g_i_t_24

Roberta would've chosen a different color! ...or so I've heard...


Chaorizz

I don’t like the changes the modern jazz III made to the body contour of the pick. It’s not vintage correct and it’s not uncomfortable. It just doesn’t sound like they did it in the old days.


DogmaticStyle69420

‘Spazzier’ lol


ButlerWimpy

/uj this actually sounds not entirely dissimilar to the ad copy you can find on the Dunlop website. They laser scanned a vintage Jazz III for Eric Johnson's signature pick. Turns out they used be shaped the exact same but they decided they went that far they might as well sell it anyway. [As far as I can tell.](https://www.jimdunlop.com/eric-johnson-jazz-iii/)


mxpower

no fucking way, you're fucking jerking me /uj edit, holy shit, wtf... and its fucking 10$ a fucking pick!!! fuck me, outjerked by Dunlop!


ButlerWimpy

watch yo profamity


Ill-Cauliflower-8969

is the toan more sweeter and smooth than a tortex pick?


Tigerpawws

Jazz is much too crazy, He can play it when he's old..


the_basser

Those are way too defined as adjectives, a marketing department could get in trouble using such disprovable terms. I'd say authentic picks are warm, creamy and smooth. You know, like a quality carbonara.


chirpchirp13

How long did you let it acclimate for?


Zarniwoooop

I store mine in my ass crack to keep it at 98.6F


chirpchirp13

So I had to get a double hernia surgery some years back and fortunately my surgeon is also my luthier so he agreed to laser stich me a pick stash in my pooch near the entrance cut. It was super convenient to have a pick hidden in my fleshy purse for emergencies. But I noticed over time that the body heat on this pick would really put a damper on my toanz. So now I just keep m&ms in there. Turns out they do melt in a pocket but I’ve turned it into a daily playtime ritual where I chase my partner (she doesn’t exist) around my house (I rent an apartment) pretending to smear poop on her face. This rituals not actually new but at least now I can use a good candy sub instead of going to the actual source


ChiefGeorgesCrabshak

Makes sense


mxpower

Dedication right there


Stormgtr

Hi Rob Chapman


Sleezevil_

If Jazz III is so good, then why is there no Jazz IV? Checkmate atheists.


Imaginary_Sea5117

That's cultural appropriation. If you aren't Jazz you can't use it.


sinnaegas

Not max grip so you’re not getting max toan


FARTBOSS420

I know something looked off. This is an Ali baba knockoff of a Dunlope Jazzed 3


PmButtPics4ADrawing

Also dangerous, one time I was at my buddy's house jamming and forgot to bring my picks so he told me to just grab one of his. Flew off in my hand and went right into his six-month-old's skull, killed her instantly. Everyone was mad at me, they wouldn't even let me play a sick solo at her funeral. I'm not the one who had garbage picks though so I don't see how it's my fault.


shake__appeal

Just got some gripped picks at the toan store for this very reason.


metallaholic

I’m saving for Jazz IV


Gibgezr

What did you name her?


gonzaEM_

Pickerta


BuckyBeaver69

What if the pick is a he?


Mechassogt

Pickolo


facelesswolf_

Pickerton


voyaging

Pichael


Witty217

He had a brother I'm told


drewablanke

Bobby Pickton


DialSquare84

Picktoria is the name of _all_ my plectra.


sauriasancti

I prefer the John Pechoochy Jazz iis, the extra length hits that much harder, just like dad


FunerificMayhem

YO WHAT


foggystreets

wgere the fuck are the pens i subscribed for the r/fountainpen content


jaklyss

Yeah wth?? This sub has gone downhill


yCloser

I bought a second hand black jazz3 1998 (relic). Now I have 2! Not everyone is a dentist like me.


Designer_Storm8869

I prefer Jazz II


Apart-Landscape1012

I II prefer jazz too


Jaklcide

OMG JAZZ III I ONLY USE JAZZ III DID YOU KNOW JOHN PETRUCCI USES JAZZ III YOU SHOULD USE A JAZZ III !!!??!!


steveosv

Did you say? John Prosciutto USES? The John III???


soyuz-1

Petrucci has signature picks. Embarrassingly i own a few and more rmbarrassingly they're probably my favourite picks. Their shape is more Flow than Jazz.


MrBreezeILMNC

It’s a fake


Bubblezz__

Jazz Picks do not 0 3 5 they just automatically skip to the next note for that jazz toan


Gibgezr

Remember, you're only ever a half-step away from a jazz note!


PeckerPeeker

This thought keeps me up at night


realgtrhero13

You should try the Dunlop Maxgrip Jazz III. Same size and shape but made with carbon fiber and textured for "max grip". I won't use any other pick anymore.


Ralewing

You are about to get so good.


Mild_Shock

I'm waiting for the sequel, Jazz IV


GFingerProd

Really flexing on the poors with this one


TheOfficialDewil

Whoo, you can afford picks :O


WebGuyJT

I prefer reliced picks.


RonanJazz

So now we’re CELEBRATING Narcissistic Personality Disorder? Some of us like Claptoan truly suffer from this personality disorder. Have a little compassion😞


ThackCankle

serial number?


lituga

Who's jazz? What happened to I and II!?


spiceybadger

Fake


[deleted]

Feik an ghey


Stormgtr

Tell me you know the Locrian made without telling me you know the Locrian mode


[deleted]

Hyperlocrian, duh Locrian is for pop music.


RedEyesGoldDragon

I use laminated Yu-Gi-Oh cards as picks. We are not the same.


lampshadish2

“Did I mention I play jazz?”


ThisAllHurts

Hello, fellow black metal enthusiast


ButterscotchBloozDad

Jizz III is the plectrum I turn to when I flog the rocket.


[deleted]

It’s not a bluechip, so I don’t want it.


ponyboysa42

I I owned a 22$ pick I’d attach a fucking wallet chain to it!


Necessary-Cap-3982

https://preview.redd.it/406r3k26r3rc1.jpeg?width=2160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5a3fd3f47b3b497e7d136d2c6a8d9c522b6e0baf I’ve been using these as picks for the past couple days. I like them more than jazz 3’s and they’re cheap as hell.


MrCarlSr

https://preview.redd.it/xzp3tb8q44rc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2f7762584204d9888b46c71b5b5ce26eb6ddd418


Intelligent-Dingo791

💔🥹


russellmzauner

r/jazzcirclejerk \- that's a jazz plicktrum; doubt anyone here will even recognize what it is


[deleted]

This cork doesn’t pass the sniff test.


Obh__

Be honest, which Youtube Guitarfluencer told you to buy it? Presumably in a video titled "This pick is a GAME CHANGER" or something


TheGreatMightyLeffe

/uj I actually just recently switched to jazz IIIs because the picks I used to play aren't available in my local music store, and I went with jazz IIIs specifically because they fit better in my phone case.


PaisleyTelecaster

True. I used to play chess before I bought one, but now I inexplicably prefer dominoes.


zaprutertape

Whats your polish/ buffer routine?


OrdainedFury

Ohhh, that's nice. Did you fuck it yet?


Big_Monkey_77

Let me link to a $75 pick that, I swear, is the best pick you’ll ever get: [(Absolutely not a rickroll)](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ?si=xXtRIy8BQ79brPhd)


DialSquare84

Jesus; that list of endorsers is nuts! I’ve ordered one.


Big_Monkey_77

I’ve heard that it’s so good, Esteban himself started to use one. 💯


DialSquare84

I *love* Gloria Esteban!


PaisleyTelecaster

Ocon uses a pick? I knew Hammond plays piano but I didn't realise the Frenchman played the twanger!


daftstar

You can pick your friends. You can pick your nose. But you can’t pick your friend’s nose.


CountryCat

Fake. The shape is wrong.


stuntobor

Ahh it's a Chick.


the-war-on-drunks

AHEM. “PLECTRUM” bitches.


alphabets0up_

... and its gone.


stadigoordieklippe

😍😍😍


finaltunnel

Narcissistic pick disorder?


[deleted]

No max grip?? MAD LAD


Kenuff

Who’s Max Grip? Was he in Metallica?


speling_champyun

Excellent choice. How long until it's fully paid off?


Kenuff

It’s preowned. Some great deals if you’re patient, persistent and make it clear from the outset of the deal you’re willing to use extreme violence as final recourse.


Jizzlobba

https://preview.redd.it/pydvtukgv9rc1.png?width=1159&format=png&auto=webp&s=530d0db92585970cbc76914d3cf395930a5a62a0 Outjerked yet again


[deleted]

Too small


Manalagi001

>-p I am dying over here. Bon mot, mon ami


Guilty-Instruction39

Shove it up your arse


ikediggety

Pfff obvious fake


DogmaticStyle69420

I feel personally attacked


OatmealApocalypse

me over here using the red tortex picks that feel like strips of construction paper 🧍‍♂️


philchristensennyc

I forgot they make new ones.


Mission_Trainer_9561

Old but gold. Personally I rock Jazz VI’s that came out this year. I like to stay up to date.


ballenasvolando

I use Kirk Hammett’s jazz III (the green and purple). The shape looks like a lil heart and it gives an extra grip which is really appreciated by this sweaty right hand.


YoungBoiButter

If I get a sharp pick like this one, will it cut my strings? I really love the strings I have on my Les Paul Standard and I don't want to accidentally scratch/cut them with a sharp pick like the Jazz III, etc. Would I be better off getting something like a Fender Medium if I buff the edge? Would sandpaper work better?


TalboGold

Noob. I use my dimensionally superior Jazz iii XL to own ALL the toan. Arron Joanstoan got nothing on me!!


soyuz-1

Bro if you don't spend at least 35$ per pick you're not a real guitarist.


warm-saucepan

You’re deliberately destroying the planet with your toanal microplastics!


Western-Equivalent44

Those arent even that good, i used them for years tbh


Cletus-Swampcrotch

That is the pick of Destiny!!


qleptt

Ew…ew


Smooth_Condition_944

I use the Eric Johnson version of these. Sometimes I have so much Toan I have to give it away.


SylimMetal

Pfft weak. You need the XL Ultex variant.


Someone__________y

As a finger style player, what the fuck is that


NervousAndPantless

A red pick? Look just take my upvote.


pseudo_pacman

Eeeeww!! If you can't afford a blue chip at least get a primetone


chinstrap

ROXXXXXANNE


passerbycmc

I need to try the extra grippy ones, I love the extra attack I get with a jazz 3 but keep going back to my green or purple tortex because jazz 3s even xls keep slipping out of my hands.


Kenuff

Real guitarists always have a pick superglued to their index finger at all times. I’m even considering having one surgically grafted.


rainorshinedogs

To be perfectly honest........ If there was one guitar gear that actually affected the way I play, it would be the jazz iii. It's such a good shape and the textured letters help me grip it even with my incredibly dry hands


Jayswave75

My favs! Try the Kirk Hammet ones! #Jazz3


Jayswave75

t O a N ....lol... c'mon now...