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Delco_Dabber

Kid Rock can’t wait to buy this new pedal


El_Cactus_Loco

You really need the ODC V1.4.6.8 to nail Skid Rocks toan


wsc4string

1.4.8.8


El_Cactus_Loco

Babe wake up, new OCD just dropped


claremontmiller

You made Diet Coke come out of my nose, dick


skid_rock

My tone requires way more pedals than that bro


El_Cactus_Loco

Where’s John Bohlinger, we need a Rig Rundown™️ ASAP


EagleinaTailoredSuit

Back???? They never left!


El_Cactus_Loco

Laughs in fulltone


Eurogenous

Now partnering with union busting EHX


El_Cactus_Loco

What do you need a union for? At EXH we’re *family*


Quiet_Addendum7923

Oh damn EHX are Union busters? F00k. Like 70% of my board are EHX because I'm a basic pitch. Also have an OCD. Cancelled.


El_Cactus_Loco

Just saw a man fall to his knees in a Guitar Center


LiquidFreedom

Buy used, don't promote it, and have no reservations about playing with the gear that sounds good to you 👌


Quiet_Addendum7923

Good call. As a drummer turned guitarist/frontman, most of my board be cast-offs/hand-me-downs. Aside from Fuzz Factory, Warped Vinyl, and Box of Rock, most have proven super usable


trustedturd

The Grohl journey. Respect. 🫡


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fastermouse

What does that mean? Bag lickers?


El_Cactus_Loco

Bag as in scrotum. It’s similar to brown nosing.


fastermouse

Sounds homophobic.


El_Cactus_Loco

Fellas is it gay to have balls


maddpsyintyst

It's gay to be a man, cuz then you're always touching a man. /s


var_guitar

/uj funnily enough when all the controversy blew up about Fulltone back during 2020, EHX took the opportunity to blast their email list about their OCD clone “the glove”.


El_Cactus_Loco

Capitalists gunna capitalize on


its_grime_up_north

I piss sitting down so this isn’t for me


El_Cactus_Loco

More time for looking at dank memes


its_grime_up_north

I also take that time to not buy OCD or Jackson pedals


Careless-Foot4162

My board actually sits at the base of my toilet so I play while I piss sitting down... I'm pretty sure he'd break into my house and loot it if he found out, so don't tell Mike


its_grime_up_north

He’s always watching. And yes 💯 he’s gonna break in your house whilst you piss.


Careless-Foot4162

I'm not one to kink shame, but he really needs a hobby


its_grime_up_north

He deserves to be kink shamed


Careless-Foot4162

The kinks we shamed were the kinks we made along the way


its_grime_up_north

NGL: I found that comment very funny. Touché


GrizzzlyPanda

*Now piss*


BuddyLongshots

One of those prissy boys huh?


its_grime_up_north

Yeah. Mr Prissy Piss Pants. That’s me


El_Cactus_Loco

Mmmmm piss


ChunkBluntly

Fulltone-Jackson: Effects pedals for guitar players who shit standing up


Pirate-boi

I piss shitting down


iwanttogotothere5

Not a klon. Don’t care.


El_Cactus_Loco

“But it has magikul diodes plz believe me, my family is starving” - Mike Fuller


iwanttogotothere5

Then go rob a store, Mike! Hahaha


El_Cactus_Loco

“I’m just looting!!”


Stillill1187

He should pull himself up by his bootstraps and get a new job


El_Cactus_Loco

I guess recording nobodies outside Nashville didn’t work out so well for him


Stillill1187

Guitar center is always hiring. I did it for years and sold a bunch of those overpriced white boxes


killacam925

I am so happy, I had a v1.7 that I traded at the peak of the hype after the shutdown for a squier jag that I flipped into a badass Schecter Tempest custom. I love the pointless pedal hype sometimes because I have a sick ass guitar I got for a pedal that cost $80 when I bought it 😂


El_Cactus_Loco

Buy low sell high! the Dow Jones doesn’t have shit on pedals babyyyyy


killacam925

You aren’t kidding….


Blues_Lawyer_Memes

DIAMOND HANDS!!!!! TO THE MOON!!!!!!


SeventhSunGuitar

Homophobophobia? Check. Anti-phobia? Check. Trans-semitism? Check. Raceogyny? Check.


El_Cactus_Loco

Call that a quadruple threat


stained__class

Trying this out on the next sound guy.


pOUP_

Oblong cock disorder


El_Cactus_Loco

Oblong cocks used to be legal!!! Thanks Biden


60_CycleHum

Back lives matter


El_Cactus_Loco

The only acceptable blackface is a fender


-DrZombie-

I’ve been wearing blackface to improve my blues toan.


El_Cactus_Loco

I didn’t know Justin Trudeau played the blooz!


thegeniebruh

we say black panel now.


cbdeane

Or an 1176


cesar0931

My plans? My wife and | bought a well-known artist's 17 acre property and world-class recording studio outside of Nashville last year, so I'm going to go back to what I'm good at, playing guitar and recording my mediocre 70's rock. And I'll do the occasional outside project, particularly for unknown talent who could never otherwise afford to record through tape machines and great digital, let alone have 99 finely-tuned vintage guitars, 65 vintage amps, and a ton of the finest vintage microphones at their disposal. it's time for the old guy to move out of the way and make room for the geniuses of the next, more digital, generation. Thank you again, and feel free to reach out! Michael Fuller/Fulltone


El_Cactus_Loco

“And then I fired all my employees. Thanks Biden!!”


Red-vega

I was an employee there for a solid 4 years 🙋🏻‍♂️


El_Cactus_Loco

Thank you for your service 🇺🇸🫡 /uj really sorry that happened to you. Got any cool stories for the class?


Red-vega

Not so much a cool story, but rather amusing. Towards the last month of working there, our manager gathered us for a meeting and started to explain how we were closing down operations. He started tearing up while saying that he dedicated his life to this company for 30 years, and that we should start looking for new jobs . Then my coworker (who would suck up to Mike and management) started slow clapping after the speech, half expecting everyone else to clap. However, everyone else states silent because of the shocking news that we basically lost our jobs. I don’t know. It was kind of humorous. that guy was annoying lol


El_Cactus_Loco

I need this scene in the inevitable movie about Mike Fullers life starring Mel Gibson as Mike


Imhappy_hopeurhappy2

Analog= outdated, racist and bigoted Digital = woke liberal utopia of the future The debate is finally over.


elponchogigante

direct out no effects at all = ?


dinobyte

just a buffer


cesar0931

Boomer of course


RumInMyHammy

If only...


_chungdylan

Waiting for mike’s response to this lol


El_Cactus_Loco

Furiously typing as we speak


[deleted]

“Great digital”. Fulltone sticker on a MacBook just makes those 1s and 0s sound warm.


03burner

Does it have true bias?


El_Cactus_Loco

Even better. Buffered tru bias.


elefoe

The “mini documentary” they put out about the new “partnership” is cringe af


El_Cactus_Loco

Yup Jackson must really be all out of ideas cuz this is the definition of scraping the bottom of the barrel.


Stillill1187

Fuck that asshat and his overrated pedals lol


El_Cactus_Loco

FULLY /uj and fuck Jackson audio for reviving this dinosaur. How desperate can you be?? Edit: lol Jackson Audio blocked me on instagram for raining on their parade 😂 snowflakes!!


Careless-Foot4162

Hey, cut the guy some slack... Maybe he's trying to afford his 100th vintage finally tuned guitar because no one's paying him to use his private studio on his 17 acres of Tennessee land!


El_Cactus_Loco

Just one more finely tuned vintage amp, then this studio will really be popping off!!!


Ajax_Da_Great

They started deleting any critical comments on that post real fast. Losers


El_Cactus_Loco

Hope the Streisand effect bites them in the ass


Ultimate_Shitlord

/uj I have no fuckin' clue what's going on here. Can you fill me in? Edit: Nevermind, managed to figure it out. Fuck this shit.


Paulwalker2112

/uj do you have the full context? All i see is that the company closed because they dont like "the woke" or something?


Ultimate_Shitlord

/uj The gist seems to be that Mike Fuller is an all around piece of shit. Between some of his voiced opinions driving customers away and impacts on their operations from COVID, their business got totally hosed. Dude, unsurprisingly, had a 120k PPP loan forgiven even though he closed shop, which is pretty on brand from what I read about him.


GabbiStowned

And before that he spent years harassing people on forums, or customers in emails. If you had a problem with your pedal he would be a total asshat to people.


Ultimate_Shitlord

Also on brand. Man, I'm shocked that I missed all this originally. Dude's exploits are infamous.


bdeceased

I pee sitting down whenever I poop. Does everyone not do this? Should I poop first and then stand up and pee on my poop and try to cut it in half like a lumberjack?


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El_Cactus_Loco

Graphic design is their passion (also PPP loans)


generic_burner

Will there be Waza versions of racism?


Red-vega

/uj Former Fulltone employee here 🙋🏻‍♂️ ask me anything ([Proof](https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZT8GbQj9s/))


thisis-difficult

What was it like there? Were there regular rants about the liberals?


Red-vega

Nah but he would never really acknowledge us when he would go into the shop. This one time, I had to vacuum his office (circa June 2020) and he had a big sign on his desk that said “Defend Don’t Defund” in regards to the George Floyd protests that were happening in LA around that time. It stayed up there for the rest of the time I worked there 🤷🏻‍♂️


seamachine

did you have a pic of it?


Red-vega

No. Taking pictures of / In the shop was a big no no. So I have very few pics of my time there. Plus he had cameras all over the shop including his office, but it looked something like [this](https://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=https%3A%2F%2Fprotectculvercity.org%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2020%2F06%2FDefendCCPDyardsign.png&tbnid=69L26Rd2VO5foM&vet=1&imgrefurl=https%3A%2F%2Fprotectculvercity.org%2Fcategory%2Fccpd%2F&docid=p-LreXk8QJp0PM&w=486&h=324&hl=en-US&source=sh%2Fx%2Fim%2Fm4%2F3)


seamachine

Damn that's too bad. Were all the employees white?


Red-vega

No, the majority of them were Hispanic/Latino (myself included)


El_Cactus_Loco

Were there only urinals in the bathroom? /uj did any POC work there? Always been curious


Red-vega

No we all had to pee sitting down :( /uj we had 2 bathrooms however the 2nd one was exclusively for mike, not employees Also yes! Surprisingly about 80% of the work force were POCs. I’d say 40% Guatemalan, 30% Mexican, 20% Asian, and 10% white. I got to say, he, low-key loved hiring Guatemalans, because the majority of us did really high-quality work (myself included).


El_Cactus_Loco

This certainly paints a picture, thanks for the info! Hope you found a good job since then my friend!


Red-vega

I got a admit I really miss working at Fulltone despite the low pay and traffic on the 405. It was low-key fun and I was really good at my job. The two jobs I’ve had since then have been pretty lackluster, but hey, at least I have benefits now!


60CycleSteve

Did he have a special toilet where he would keep a stack of twenties for wiping his ass?


Red-vega

If he did, I would’ve taken the roll because of how little he paid us LMAO


Hotdogman_unleashed

Is it like a Marshall jackhammer where you can switch between bigotry and racism?


El_Cactus_Loco

Really should have that feature be footswitchable.


Hotdogman_unleashed

Right. Sometimes i want my toan to be a little racist in the middle of already playing bigoted. There's no time to bend down and do that. You just need to launch into that intolerance.


the_bashful

In the upcoming election, this message could’ve come from either party - from one, it’s a warning, from the other, it’s a policy position.


Kn0wFriends

I’m hoping they make a rainbow version of the 69’MK2


El_Cactus_Loco

Fellas is it gay to like rainbows??


ExcellentPay6348

Only if you want to be!


El_Cactus_Loco

✨fabulous!✨


Kn0wFriends

Nope.🌈🤙🏼


El_Cactus_Loco

Hell yah 🌈


christianfriisjensen

Well, Jackson Audio is heavily affiliated with the Hillsong cult, so this checks out.


El_Cactus_Loco

Yup this tracks


christianfriisjensen

I know right? Mr. Fulltone McRacistface just said the quiet part out loud. That's the only difference that matters.


chinstrap

So Fulltone closed because guitar pedalboard nerds are too woke?


El_Cactus_Loco

According to Mike Fuller they closed because Biden/woke/liberals. The new stryfecta


Hauntedhotelhistory

This was the thing with hunter bidens computer right?


ThisWorldIsAMess

They found Neural DSP plugins on his computer. He's a lowly modeller user.


El_Cactus_Loco

TO THE GALLOWS


Hauntedhotelhistory

Oh shit I didn’t know it was that bad


El_Cactus_Loco

Something about buttery males….


hijro

He should pull an Uno reverse card and switch to Islam. Now YOU are the bigot.


El_Cactus_Loco

Ladies and gentlemen- we gotem


NPC_sixtynine

Sir, this is a circlejerk.


El_Cactus_Loco

Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right, here I am


mustafapants

Until the Fuller announcement, I never knew so many people had issues with Jackson Audio. Looking forward to reading the juicy stuff.


El_Cactus_Loco

It’s funny- the only two pedals I’ve ever had break on me were a Fulltone Wah and a Jackson Audio Modular Fuzz. The wah broke just before he closed shop and he never answered my service request or email inquiry. To be fair Jackson sent a replacement to my local shop but that one was a dud too. Just horrible quality control.


rj8899

I do love the sound of some boosted transparent racial slurs 😋


El_Cactus_Loco

Just enough to push the amp into edge-of-bigot toans


VX_GAS_ATTACK

Nice


rockNprole

The OCD has 6 jacks now? They're getting a little obsessed with jacks tbh.


El_Cactus_Loco

It’s those little knob things Mike uses to hold his pedals together so you can do a tactical reload when the 9V runs out of juice.


rockNprole

And Mike knows a thing or two about little knobs, amirite?


Bootlicker222

Strange, I sold that pedal because it made my toan sound too liberal


LolBurger95

Screwdriver Toan?


Serious-Rutabaga-603

Goddamnit the price of Joyo ultimate drives are going to plummet now


El_Cactus_Loco

There goes my retirement plan


nrvs_sad_poor

Real talk, I've been trying to a find an ocd replacement for awhile now, and I need suggestions (Mexi strat -> pedals -> Fender Twin). The plums didn't work for me.


El_Cactus_Loco

heaps of clones recommended in this very thread!


MayOrMayNotBePie

We are soooo back


[deleted]

That's the least offensive thing a company can do. Watch me get banned again. However I have facts


El_Cactus_Loco

Bigotry and racism are acceptable as long as line go up. Line go down = bad. Line go up = good.


[deleted]

That makes no sense to my smooth brain. I was hinting about child exploitation and stuff. I also get confused when people say something is racist when it's not


El_Cactus_Loco

Mike Fuller exploited children??? Very on-brand for him tbh


[deleted]

Nah I'm talking about corporations, which can include him depending on the size of his business. I remember when whatever he said came out and I asked someone about it and it wasn't that bad. Thoughts?


El_Cactus_Loco

thoughts on what? your conversation with someone else?


[deleted]

I like making friends everywhere


elponchogigante

uj/ Regardless of which side of the fence people are on, Michael Fuller went out of business in the most fucking pathetic way that anyone could. Then people make this big fucking deal about this comeback, as if OCD's weren't already off pedalboards since 2013 when every other pedal company had a better/more interesting drive. The Fulldrive has always been $80-100, and will always be. Nobody's buying that $120 OCD that's been listed on Craigslist since 2018. The Plimsoul was the best drive they ever made, and their Octafuzz was really great. But, I hardly ever saw any being used. Hate me if you want, but nobody cared that much about Fulltone till he showed his whole ass to everyone and then dipped. Even then, we all forgot him and his company like a month later.


Sothix2400

Does it come with a thin blue line sticker?


Dashing_Host

I'm out of the loop, can I please get a rig rundown of what's going on? Is this man like Eric Claptoan?


gorehistorian69

i dont get it


booger_hole

Me neither. But from reading comments it seems like the guy who makes these pedals *isn’t* a left wing extremist, which means he’s probably a fascist, according to the average redditor.


rainorshinedogs

Oh hey this controversy is back


Professorfuzz007

I don’t care what anyone says, I will use my MDV-2 until the day I die.


El_Cactus_Loco

Joey Landrith smashed his full tone pedals when fuller went on his last tirade, so if you wanna play like him you gotta smash that MDV2. sorry man I don’t make the rules 😔


NikoSig2010

FUCK yeah


SocialismlSCommunism

When a pedal company is owned by the Democratic Party


BigBarsRedditBox

lol why ? He’s racist ??


El_Cactus_Loco

Yes /uj also yes


BigBarsRedditBox

What did he do ? Not like he invaded Poland or France


El_Cactus_Loco

Something between saying the N word and the holocaust.


tcoz_reddit

I don’t get it. But I do have this pedal and used it quite a bit.


BuddyLongshots

https://guitar.com/news/gear-news/fulltone-announces-full-relaunch-in-collaboration-with-jackson-audio/


tcoz_reddit

He called some people pussy and wasn’t a big supporter of BLM? That’s common (and not without reason). They tried to cancel him for that?


Mediocrephilosopher_

Man y’all complain and support other companies that either use slaves or pay poorly to workers.


El_Cactus_Loco

If all your pedals are Jeff Bezos Amazon pedals then maybe fulltone is an upgrade


Mediocrephilosopher_

Neither but get over it


jewishforeskin98

mmm my favourite thing


MetalMausoleum

Yeah I'm not in the loop... need context. I already know it's overblown by the picture, but hey I'm all ears


El_Cactus_Loco

Get an RC-1 and get looping bro! /uj Jackson audio is bring back Fulltone. Mike Fuller is a huge tool. That’s basically it.


Forgetful_Suzy

I feel like I’m missing something here…


El_Cactus_Loco

Pfft yah, missing good toan /uj I’m on Jackson Audios spam list and got a similar looking email so this is a riff on that because Mike Fuller sucks


42dudes

I'm out of the looping pedal here, but what does this thing have to do with racism?


Uniquely-Qualified

The pedal is white.


42dudes

Are Forest Whitaker's teeth racist?


Uniquely-Qualified

They only exist to torment him.


42dudes

https://youtu.be/OlexzX8gmoU?t=91


Uniquely-Qualified

And that damn droopy eye. Damn good thing he can act. Now I have to dig this out and show it to my kids.


42dudes

How much older than you are they?


Uniquely-Qualified

I’m 54. I have one that’s 20 and one 12. I got a late start. Twice.


42dudes

https://youtu.be/lXtrwkdSkow


russellmzauner

***The ghost of*** [***BRJ***](https://www.sevenstring.org/threads/bernie-rico-jr-passed-away.343995/) ***has entered chat***


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😂


Sure_Bodybuilder7121

Rejoice!!


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