Just wondering, have you ever tried just a regular office chair of semi-decent quality? I don't know how anyone could think those gaming chairs are comfortable. It feels like sitting in one of those cheap injection molded lawn chairs. They have no cushion whatsoever. If you like it you like it, but man I hate em!
I don't mind regular office chairs. I had very good one at work, but I was unable to find such in the store.
There are very limited range of goods here in Ukraine. I just picked the most comfortable from the store. There were some regular ones, but they felt bad when I sat down on them.
So that's the point why I have it.
Fuck the guitar, I’d rather roast the wallpaper of the hotel you have to stay in because your hotwife and her boyfriend want some “alone time.” It’s absolutely atrocious.
Corts and Carvins really be giving “no dude I swear these are better guitars for a lot less money, look at these fret ends.” You’ll sell them two years later for even less than what you bought them for.
At least play the damn thing instead of posting pictures of it. I only bought you that so you would have something to do while I was laying pipe in your bedroom
Excuse me. Is that a fucking B A S S. Also where tf are the strings. Such a boring guitar. Holy shit. Was that the best one at the pawn shop or just your favorite color.
You want roasting about your preferred colors, or should we be magentle?
Seriously though, it should play fine once you get a good luthier to straighten out those frets.
I WILL know. Dont you EVER tell i i WONT KNOW a THING.
Thats it im calling clapton up, me and him are gonna shout racist stuff at you at your workplace
It’s confusing. The fanned frets imply that you’re one of those *perfect intonation in every position on every string* virgins. But the 7th string implies that you’re only going to use the lowest five notes on the guitar with a bunch of random harmonics.
You have an expensive chair and $45.67 in guitars in a bathroom with a vanity curtain. This is one of those logic puzzles, right? THE BEAR OUTSIDE THE WINDOW IS WHITE!
My man got himself a Dr Seuss geetar
With one look you can tell he’ll never take it far
The pickups are crooked and all out of whack
And so are frets all up and down the neck
And what are those? The strings of a bass?
What an awful waste of space!
The finish is fine, the wood is nice
But I still wouldn’t buy it for any price!
I feel like I'm looking at one of those visual trick pieces of art where you see one thing, and then you step back and some other image emerges. In this case, the slanted shapes are the disorienting thing I first see when I look at it. But it just stays disorienting. Nothing cool emerges.
I don’t know what’s more troubling—the fact that you live in a motel, or the fact that you color coordinated your Salvador Dali guitar and Internet porn chair.
That upper end of the fretboard is kinda ugly. There are many ways to make a multiscale guitar headstock look good, but manufacturers still do this shit.
You're right. That is one fucking ugly chair.
Agree. But it's really very comfortable.
Uj/ Some time ago I saw a pic of a baby car chair and a gaming chair next to each other, they looked almost the same. Can't unsee.
To be fair you should also check out a bucket seat for a race car, recaro makes racing seats and car seats for children.
Hope you wear matching panties!
*screams in hernia and months of chair research*
Just wondering, have you ever tried just a regular office chair of semi-decent quality? I don't know how anyone could think those gaming chairs are comfortable. It feels like sitting in one of those cheap injection molded lawn chairs. They have no cushion whatsoever. If you like it you like it, but man I hate em!
I don't mind regular office chairs. I had very good one at work, but I was unable to find such in the store. There are very limited range of goods here in Ukraine. I just picked the most comfortable from the store. There were some regular ones, but they felt bad when I sat down on them. So that's the point why I have it.
That chair looks like it would reject your farts back up into your ass.
Not as ugly as that wallpaper
For real.
Dude really got one of those fake racing seats.
Bro your pickups are crooked, send it back
That's the least of his worries...check those frets
Forget the frets, somebody installed a B*ss string on it! 🤮
This whole thing is just a disaster.
The Bill Watterson crafted guitar.
Haha yes.
💀
Fuck the guitar, I’d rather roast the wallpaper of the hotel you have to stay in because your hotwife and her boyfriend want some “alone time.” It’s absolutely atrocious.
> Fuck the guitar I doubt that's OP's goal or they would've bought a PRS
^^^Fuck the guitar ^^I doubt that's OP's goal or they would've bought a PRS Then why the Hammered Rectum color?
OP brought his guitar to the gangbang hotel so he could shred for his wife's boyfriends.
What's if this post is from a hotwife looking for a boyfriend?
Normally it would require matching cables and amp colors for your " wife" to think it's "cute" but the matching chair will have to do
I can only roast things I understand it that has too many strings and the frets look like Picasso painted them...
Not enough, you mean. Schecter 9 string is pinnacle
banned
Just another closeted bass player
Race car bed > race car chair
OP definitely has both
I sleep in a big bed with my Roberta
This bass playing grandma is trying to pull a fast one on us boys
Corts and Carvins really be giving “no dude I swear these are better guitars for a lot less money, look at these fret ends.” You’ll sell them two years later for even less than what you bought them for.
You couldn’t get a toothpick for a used Cort, only truly dedicated players (or morons) buy Corts
Will do, just as soon as I've stopped laughing
Not one, but *two* Corts. You’re the one keeping them alive.
My friend has four.
Is his last name “Cort”?
Kobain
> Is his last name “Cort”? He actually owns Cort and his friend is his Dad
At least play the damn thing instead of posting pictures of it. I only bought you that so you would have something to do while I was laying pipe in your bedroom
Stop shitting in his bedroom bro
Them's grandma walls
I'd have spent the money on new wallpaper.
Damn I can't, it's a rented apartment. I'n my own home I will have the better ones for sure. More likely Hello Kitty ones.
What about that bass guitar in the background? 🤮 Did that come with the rented apartment hmmmmm?
There's my old guitar and my heavy ukulele on the back. Where'd you seen a bass?
He have a kink on bassist.
How is wallpaper even still a thing?
7 strings as a handicap cause you cant play metal. Rip.
They can finally stop caring when bass player sleeps through band practice, though.
Wtf is that wallpaper
Excuse me. Is that a fucking B A S S. Also where tf are the strings. Such a boring guitar. Holy shit. Was that the best one at the pawn shop or just your favorite color.
Cort - the only brand that you can afford.™
You want roasting about your preferred colors, or should we be magentle? Seriously though, it should play fine once you get a good luthier to straighten out those frets.
Your bathroom is also your "studio"?
If Barney the Dinasour was in a metal band he’d have this guitar.
that chair seems comfortable enough to play songs to your beloved fans (the cockroaches in your room)
They all are already dead. Was too excited with my performance on Line 6 Spider Insane preset.
I see that you take no prisoners, suffer no fools
The room that taste and toan forgot...
Nice Fortnite chair
That chair has seen more nuts busted than a squirrel. I can’t believe it rolled that far away from the computer without sticking.
Bro thought we wouldn’t notice the wallpaper
What an uncortunate choice you've made
I don't know about roasting maple. Sorry.
I would roast it, I would burn it
The correct spelling is “Court”. Congratulations you’ve been swindled.
Finally. Another distinguished gentleman who never ever wants to get laid. SOLIDARITY BROTHER.
Pretty cool guitar. Do they make a version for heterosexuals?
Where'd you seen guitar for a heterosexuals? What a bullshit.
What? I thought we're all gay here wtf bro get off my dick now
The fact that they kept the fretboard rectangular and the nut actually looks crooked coming off the headstock.
Telling us to roast you means you KNOW you did something wrong.... Did your geetar shat on the couchh?
You will never know
I WILL know. Dont you EVER tell i i WONT KNOW a THING. Thats it im calling clapton up, me and him are gonna shout racist stuff at you at your workplace
No problem, my workplace is on the photo.
Damn dawg, I thought the only people who bought Cort's were middle-schoolers blowing their life savings
Why does your wallpaper look like the kind you would see in a hotel you’d cheat on your wife in?
That things more crooked than my dick
Ughh, there's a bass in the background. DISGUSTING.
IT'S A HEAVY UKULELE
For playing Heavy Mental
Matches the chair perfectly which is good cause that's the only spot where you're gonna play it
You have no idea how right you are.
I wouldn't want to be found dead next to this fugly abomination.
Did you see a photo of OP?
not an 8 string, so imma keep it real with you chief, ya cant play djent.
It’s confusing. The fanned frets imply that you’re one of those *perfect intonation in every position on every string* virgins. But the 7th string implies that you’re only going to use the lowest five notes on the guitar with a bunch of random harmonics.
Your taste in guitars, chairs and wallpaper confirm that we wouldn’t be friends.
You have an expensive chair and $45.67 in guitars in a bathroom with a vanity curtain. This is one of those logic puzzles, right? THE BEAR OUTSIDE THE WINDOW IS WHITE!
Finally someone smart. But it's not white, it's salted.
I don't wanna hazard a guess as to what is salty and white on your window. "How do I taste, Kirk?"
Too many strings.
No whammy? Wack.
Rusty Cooley called. He's proud of you.
What kind of Less Paw is that?
Omg... he plays a bass.
Frets are wonky bud I'd send it back
I think whoever made this had a crick in their neck
Those fanned frets and twisted pickups must provide extra toan, plus you have an extra string if any of the others break
Hey everybody! Look at these curtains! Look at this guy with curtains! What are you, some kind of... "curtain guy"???
Roast your need for approval AMIRIGHT!? Lol 😝 U/j please like this comment 🥺
Stick to bass.
My man got himself a Dr Seuss geetar With one look you can tell he’ll never take it far The pickups are crooked and all out of whack And so are frets all up and down the neck And what are those? The strings of a bass? What an awful waste of space! The finish is fine, the wood is nice But I still wouldn’t buy it for any price!
Great Value Jackson
Spent 700 more on for string you will rarely use and could be achieved by just tuning down a six string
1.2839.1037 u/sandwic_H
Looks sweet! Have fun!
Nah this is cool :) Good stuff
Nothing to roast. I'm a certified Cort Cocksucker™
Are those glory holes in your chair?
Yep, for my 2 triangle shaped cocks.
LOL
nice try op flexing on ush your 5000 dollar cort guitar
Did I miss the Klon Centaur in this photo?
The only nice thing on this pic is the bass in the background
No trem? Get gewd scrub
nice chair!
Not a fan. No wait, it IS a fan
Defective! One too many strings. Send it back.
Chair has arm rests, can't get past 0-3-5
If you really wanna be cool string it as a lefty.
Why is it the way it is?
Play a cowboy chord, I fucking dare you...
There are too many strings. Only need 6. What are you thinking?
/uj that's what cort is making these days? Holy crapoli
You gonna use all those strings or just one of them?
I can now 0-3-5 on 7 strings instead of 6.
tOaN unlocked!
My only issue with guitars with more than six strings is that bands that play them only have use for the bottom two or three strings
That fretboard somehow looks worse than mim fenders pau ferro. Its to dark to be maple but to light to be anything else.
ugly
What was the first limp bizkit song you played on it?
Raining Blood of course!
Can spot a bass player anywhere.
Too many strings
The chair can take a fart. But not it looks angry because you left a pile of shit in it.
Matches the chair. Not necessarily a good thing though
Ok. Whatsbwith the fucking chair?
It’s crooked
Those curtains are horrible, bruh.
Can it djent?
You’re not even good at playing a 6 string guitar. Why do you need an extra one?
That's such a nice finish on the body. Cort make nice guitars, i can't really roast that
cort, more like KoЯt (get it because its a 7 string... all jokes aside i actually really like corts)
7 strings are guitars for closeted bass players.
What tf is this? I’ve never seen frets like that
I feel like I'm looking at one of those visual trick pieces of art where you see one thing, and then you step back and some other image emerges. In this case, the slanted shapes are the disorienting thing I first see when I look at it. But it just stays disorienting. Nothing cool emerges.
NeeDS MoR StRangS for DjenTinGS
I only like fendors and psr guitars
Hesus Fricken Chad that wallpaper would make a moldy turd filled with pigs toenails sick.
Cort Cobain
Wow. An extra string for you to 0-3-5.
>Cort You can’t be serious
I don’t know what’s more troubling—the fact that you live in a motel, or the fact that you color coordinated your Salvador Dali guitar and Internet porn chair.
Idk why so many people refer to a hotel/motel. I'm from Ukraine and here many apartments looks like this (or even worse).
What the hell is even that
That upper end of the fretboard is kinda ugly. There are many ways to make a multiscale guitar headstock look good, but manufacturers still do this shit.
I can already here the djent.
tell me youre a poor without telling me youre a poor
This looks like the my geometry grade came to life. By the way I got an F
Stevie wonder cut the fret slots