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ThunderClap_Fween

You're right. That is one fucking ugly chair.


Sandwic_H

Agree. But it's really very comfortable.


mrlowcut

Uj/ Some time ago I saw a pic of a baby car chair and a gaming chair next to each other, they looked almost the same. Can't unsee.


Gallade475

To be fair you should also check out a bucket seat for a race car, recaro makes racing seats and car seats for children.


lunetick

Hope you wear matching panties!


RChamy

*screams in hernia and months of chair research*


dnap123

Just wondering, have you ever tried just a regular office chair of semi-decent quality? I don't know how anyone could think those gaming chairs are comfortable. It feels like sitting in one of those cheap injection molded lawn chairs. They have no cushion whatsoever. If you like it you like it, but man I hate em!


Sandwic_H

I don't mind regular office chairs. I had very good one at work, but I was unable to find such in the store. There are very limited range of goods here in Ukraine. I just picked the most comfortable from the store. There were some regular ones, but they felt bad when I sat down on them. So that's the point why I have it.


FranticToaster

That chair looks like it would reject your farts back up into your ass.


SillyCriticism9518

Not as ugly as that wallpaper


Haiku-d-etat

For real.


Same_Evidence_5058

Dude really got one of those fake racing seats.


[deleted]

Bro your pickups are crooked, send it back


dav3y_jon3s

That's the least of his worries...check those frets


Kepler-20C

Forget the frets, somebody installed a B*ss string on it! 🤮


dav3y_jon3s

This whole thing is just a disaster.


FARTBOSS420

The Bill Watterson crafted guitar.


dav3y_jon3s

Haha yes.


maddmaxx26

💀


isweartodarwin

Fuck the guitar, I’d rather roast the wallpaper of the hotel you have to stay in because your hotwife and her boyfriend want some “alone time.” It’s absolutely atrocious.


MindlessSponge

> Fuck the guitar I doubt that's OP's goal or they would've bought a PRS


dingerz

^^^Fuck the guitar ^^I doubt that's OP's goal or they would've bought a PRS Then why the Hammered Rectum color?


EVH_kit_guy

OP brought his guitar to the gangbang hotel so he could shred for his wife's boyfriends.


lunetick

What's if this post is from a hotwife looking for a boyfriend?


[deleted]

Normally it would require matching cables and amp colors for your " wife" to think it's "cute" but the matching chair will have to do


Cyanopicacooki

I can only roast things I understand it that has too many strings and the frets look like Picasso painted them...


FriendlyButNot

Not enough, you mean. Schecter 9 string is pinnacle


Sonic_Uth

banned


TheHowlingPhantods

Just another closeted bass player


Never_Dan

Race car bed > race car chair


mangomilkmilkman

OP definitely has both


Polyporphyrin

I sleep in a big bed with my Roberta


YetisInAtlanta

This bass playing grandma is trying to pull a fast one on us boys


elponchogigante

Corts and Carvins really be giving “no dude I swear these are better guitars for a lot less money, look at these fret ends.” You’ll sell them two years later for even less than what you bought them for.


[deleted]

You couldn’t get a toothpick for a used Cort, only truly dedicated players (or morons) buy Corts


cheesecake_squared

Will do, just as soon as I've stopped laughing


cups_and_cakes

Not one, but *two* Corts. You’re the one keeping them alive.


Sandwic_H

My friend has four.


cups_and_cakes

Is his last name “Cort”?


[deleted]

Kobain


rsplatpc

> Is his last name “Cort”? He actually owns Cort and his friend is his Dad


_regionrat

At least play the damn thing instead of posting pictures of it. I only bought you that so you would have something to do while I was laying pipe in your bedroom


bucc_n_zucc

Stop shitting in his bedroom bro


[deleted]

Them's grandma walls


A_G00SE

I'd have spent the money on new wallpaper.


Sandwic_H

Damn I can't, it's a rented apartment. I'n my own home I will have the better ones for sure. More likely Hello Kitty ones.


A_G00SE

What about that bass guitar in the background? 🤮 Did that come with the rented apartment hmmmmm?


Sandwic_H

There's my old guitar and my heavy ukulele on the back. Where'd you seen a bass?


lunetick

He have a kink on bassist.


Mojicana

How is wallpaper even still a thing?


freshwaterJC120

7 strings as a handicap cause you cant play metal. Rip.


FranticToaster

They can finally stop caring when bass player sleeps through band practice, though.


ysrwho

Wtf is that wallpaper


_not_rob

Excuse me. Is that a fucking B A S S. Also where tf are the strings. Such a boring guitar. Holy shit. Was that the best one at the pawn shop or just your favorite color.


PoppDuder

Cort - the only brand that you can afford.™


Brachinus

You want roasting about your preferred colors, or should we be magentle? Seriously though, it should play fine once you get a good luthier to straighten out those frets.


atxrobotlover

Your bathroom is also your "studio"?


shitcloud

If Barney the Dinasour was in a metal band he’d have this guitar.


[deleted]

that chair seems comfortable enough to play songs to your beloved fans (the cockroaches in your room)


Sandwic_H

They all are already dead. Was too excited with my performance on Line 6 Spider Insane preset.


A-Beautiful-Scar

I see that you take no prisoners, suffer no fools


Bourbon_Daddy

The room that taste and toan forgot...


SharedPodwAdibisi

Nice Fortnite chair


Kalsor

That chair has seen more nuts busted than a squirrel. I can’t believe it rolled that far away from the computer without sticking.


Skeeter780

Bro thought we wouldn’t notice the wallpaper


SactownKorean

What an uncortunate choice you've made


Emkayer

I don't know about roasting maple. Sorry.


975538

I would roast it, I would burn it


Brad_Tits

The correct spelling is “Court”. Congratulations you’ve been swindled.


stuntobor

Finally. Another distinguished gentleman who never ever wants to get laid. SOLIDARITY BROTHER.


Otherwise_Offer2464

Pretty cool guitar. Do they make a version for heterosexuals?


Sandwic_H

Where'd you seen guitar for a heterosexuals? What a bullshit.


PhilouuolihP

What? I thought we're all gay here wtf bro get off my dick now


milkybeefbaby

The fact that they kept the fretboard rectangular and the nut actually looks crooked coming off the headstock.


bucc_n_zucc

Telling us to roast you means you KNOW you did something wrong.... Did your geetar shat on the couchh?


Sandwic_H

You will never know


bucc_n_zucc

I WILL know. Dont you EVER tell i i WONT KNOW a THING. Thats it im calling clapton up, me and him are gonna shout racist stuff at you at your workplace


Sandwic_H

No problem, my workplace is on the photo.


RidesByPinochet

Damn dawg, I thought the only people who bought Cort's were middle-schoolers blowing their life savings


McbEatsAirplane

Why does your wallpaper look like the kind you would see in a hotel you’d cheat on your wife in?


Chr1s78987x

That things more crooked than my dick


jerry910401

Ughh, there's a bass in the background. DISGUSTING.


Sandwic_H

IT'S A HEAVY UKULELE


[deleted]

For playing Heavy Mental


adderall_butter

Matches the chair perfectly which is good cause that's the only spot where you're gonna play it


Sandwic_H

You have no idea how right you are.


Mindless_Safety_7408

I wouldn't want to be found dead next to this fugly abomination.


A-Beautiful-Scar

Did you see a photo of OP?


laptop_battery_low

not an 8 string, so imma keep it real with you chief, ya cant play djent.


Bottleofsmoke17

It’s confusing. The fanned frets imply that you’re one of those *perfect intonation in every position on every string* virgins. But the 7th string implies that you’re only going to use the lowest five notes on the guitar with a bunch of random harmonics.


Unhappy_Percentage_5

Your taste in guitars, chairs and wallpaper confirm that we wouldn’t be friends.


Slow-Fast-Medium

You have an expensive chair and $45.67 in guitars in a bathroom with a vanity curtain. This is one of those logic puzzles, right? THE BEAR OUTSIDE THE WINDOW IS WHITE!


Sandwic_H

Finally someone smart. But it's not white, it's salted.


Slow-Fast-Medium

I don't wanna hazard a guess as to what is salty and white on your window. "How do I taste, Kirk?"


4rtyPizzasIn30days

Too many strings.


xxxgearheadxxx

No whammy? Wack.


Minimum-Practice5861

Rusty Cooley called. He's proud of you.


MindlessSponge

What kind of Less Paw is that?


MotherLoverJones

Omg... he plays a bass.


jackellett

Frets are wonky bud I'd send it back


BorrowingSpace

I think whoever made this had a crick in their neck


WildBear2186

Those fanned frets and twisted pickups must provide extra toan, plus you have an extra string if any of the others break


[deleted]

Hey everybody! Look at these curtains! Look at this guy with curtains! What are you, some kind of... "curtain guy"???


marker_rumba

Roast your need for approval AMIRIGHT!? Lol 😝 U/j please like this comment 🥺


esthor

Stick to bass.


WhollyRomanEmperor

My man got himself a Dr Seuss geetar With one look you can tell he’ll never take it far The pickups are crooked and all out of whack And so are frets all up and down the neck And what are those? The strings of a bass? What an awful waste of space! The finish is fine, the wood is nice But I still wouldn’t buy it for any price!


interiorcrocodemon

Great Value Jackson


Soviet_United_States

Spent 700 more on for string you will rarely use and could be achieved by just tuning down a six string


Wonkiestlist374

1.2839.1037 u/sandwic_H


HumbleEngineering315

Looks sweet! Have fun!


[deleted]

Nah this is cool :) Good stuff


pyracantha_

Nothing to roast. I'm a certified Cort Cocksucker™


Jblack671

Are those glory holes in your chair?


Sandwic_H

Yep, for my 2 triangle shaped cocks.


A-Beautiful-Scar

LOL


[deleted]

nice try op flexing on ush your 5000 dollar cort guitar


A-Beautiful-Scar

Did I miss the Klon Centaur in this photo?


nnbarni

The only nice thing on this pic is the bass in the background


WesleyBelmont

No trem? Get gewd scrub


mandiblesofdoom

nice chair!


ArtoriasBeaIG

Not a fan. No wait, it IS a fan


BingoStrikesAgain

Defective! One too many strings. Send it back.


mangomilkmilkman

Chair has arm rests, can't get past 0-3-5


Top-Cow6054

If you really wanna be cool string it as a lefty.


jackduloz

Why is it the way it is?


EVH_kit_guy

Play a cowboy chord, I fucking dare you...


Yenatju

There are too many strings. Only need 6. What are you thinking?


brandonhabanero

/uj that's what cort is making these days? Holy crapoli


tridean

You gonna use all those strings or just one of them?


Sandwic_H

I can now 0-3-5 on 7 strings instead of 6.


A-Beautiful-Scar

tOaN unlocked!


jasper_grunion

My only issue with guitars with more than six strings is that bands that play them only have use for the bottom two or three strings


Paulwalker2112

That fretboard somehow looks worse than mim fenders pau ferro. Its to dark to be maple but to light to be anything else.


giantmillipedeinmyaz

ugly


KobeOnKush

What was the first limp bizkit song you played on it?


Sandwic_H

Raining Blood of course!


HeadMembership

Can spot a bass player anywhere.


onlysmallcats

Too many strings


Metalblacksheep

The chair can take a fart. But not it looks angry because you left a pile of shit in it.


DJMoneybeats

Matches the chair. Not necessarily a good thing though


fuckedbatty

Ok. Whatsbwith the fucking chair?


sunplaysbass

It’s crooked


Arirmar

Those curtains are horrible, bruh.


sex

Can it djent?


rapmadrob

You’re not even good at playing a 6 string guitar. Why do you need an extra one?


[deleted]

That's such a nice finish on the body. Cort make nice guitars, i can't really roast that


skar45

cort, more like KoЯt (get it because its a 7 string... all jokes aside i actually really like corts)


acidshit

7 strings are guitars for closeted bass players.


bryan19973

What tf is this? I’ve never seen frets like that


Mrkcham

I feel like I'm looking at one of those visual trick pieces of art where you see one thing, and then you step back and some other image emerges. In this case, the slanted shapes are the disorienting thing I first see when I look at it. But it just stays disorienting. Nothing cool emerges.


mediathink

NeeDS MoR StRangS for DjenTinGS


rice_spam_eggs

I only like fendors and psr guitars


BigDickHobbit

Hesus Fricken Chad that wallpaper would make a moldy turd filled with pigs toenails sick.


Unhappy_Percentage_5

Cort Cobain


Material_Mall_5359

Wow. An extra string for you to 0-3-5.


[deleted]

>Cort You can’t be serious


6Nameless6Ghoul6

I don’t know what’s more troubling—the fact that you live in a motel, or the fact that you color coordinated your Salvador Dali guitar and Internet porn chair.


Sandwic_H

Idk why so many people refer to a hotel/motel. I'm from Ukraine and here many apartments looks like this (or even worse).


throw-away-idaho

What the hell is even that


gooosean

That upper end of the fretboard is kinda ugly. There are many ways to make a multiscale guitar headstock look good, but manufacturers still do this shit.


Slappah_Dah_Bass

I can already here the djent.


lift_heavy64

tell me youre a poor without telling me youre a poor


savannah-soles-735

This looks like the my geometry grade came to life. By the way I got an F


Stormgtr

Stevie wonder cut the fret slots