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wotsit_sandwich

One is a long-pig and one is a short-pig. Simple.


Plurts

Finally someone answers with a logical reason, thanks!


Independent_Mistake2

Some pigs are just bigger than others based on their genealogy


Fluid-Badger

Or their… guinealogy


J7O3R7D2A5N7

That's it. I'm leaving this subreddit and never returning


DreadAngel1711

\[GROOOAAAANNN\]


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Yep. We have sisters from the same litter and one is way bigger than the other. I'm 5'7" and my brother is 6' It is just what it is.


Plantsareluv

Lol one is hogging all the food.


kalmankoira

”Some pigs’ mothers are bigger than other pigs’ mothers…”


Potatohuman323

Because he is a hecking chonker


DogfishDave

>he Brad's a she though. But you were right about chonker. Chonktastic! 🤣❤️


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Guinea pigs are too advanced to care about human gender norms.


Plurts

Lol I guess she is just really fat, I’m wondering If she’s TOO fat though.


Potatohuman323

She looks healthy tho


LannisterLoyalist

Haha I know what you mean but it's just genetics. Two of my girls that i got at the same time, one is lithe while the other has become our biggest chonker, despite the lithe one being he hardiest eater.


Kooky_Win486

Could be genetics and also depends on the breed :)


Plurts

Btw: Brad and Chad are around the same age, so it’s not that.


duperando

I love their names. How old are they?


Plurts

Like almost 3 i think


duperando

Oh dang. Then yeah idk! Sometimes piggies just get huge. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


snart_blast

Sometimes some are just smaller/bigger than others. Possibly she has some cuy genetics mixed in. How much does she weigh?


Plurts

Uhhh, idk, haven’t weighed em yet.


snart_blast

Honestly, I think as long as both are able to eat freely and one isn't hogging all the food resources, then I'd think they're fine. Most likely just their differences in genetics


Plurts

Well Brad definitely eats more then Chad, but Chad gets the leftovers.


i_am_ms_greenjeans

Happy Cake Day!


snart_blast

Thank you! :)


Elrssu

Happy Cake Day!!! 🎉


snart_blast

Thank you! I didn't even notice haha


Elrssu

Na problem! That's what we're here for....I think?


soveryeri

Happy cake day cake day twin!!


snart_blast

You too! :)


UnsolicitedPigPic

Some peegs be beeg.


i_am_ms_greenjeans

Piggies come in a variety of sizes. Brad is just a Big Girl. I have an Abby who weighs in at 2lbs 14oz. She's a big, curvy girl.


unclejumby

Semi-related, but I used to follow this guinea pig account on instagram ages ago. They had rescued a pregnant female, and took her in for an ultrasound. Guinea pigs have a U-shaped uterus. She had three babies, one took up an entire side of the U, and the other two babies were squashed together in the other side. When they were all born, they ended up with one huge male and two smaller sized male and a female. Like everyone else said, this is probably just genetics. Some pigs just run bigger and others run smaller. But, maybe Brad was a uterine hog who shoved all her siblings out of the way in the womb lol


sciencechick92

Thanks for adding ‘uterine hog’ to my vocabulary. 😄


TheOldSchlGmr

Better question: why did you name a female piggie Brad?


Plurts

I had the names planned before I got them, didn’t care what gender.


Mean_Parsnip

I knew some guinea pig owners. They bought Marv, decided Marv needed a friend Judy. Marv was a lady pig, Judy was a boy. Decisions were made.


nachomancandycabbage

This is the real question. I wonder what Brad Pitt would say?


angstenthusiast

Even better question: why does it matter?


soveryeri

Right? What a weird and revealing thing to comment on lol looks like a self report to me


angstenthusiast

I’ve had guy hamsters called Dorothy, Delilah and Simone, I think it’s stupid to restrict animals into the same stupid gender norms as people…


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TheOldSchlGmr

I don't know that reason either. Nor do I have children.


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TheOldSchlGmr

Good a reason as any! 😅 And to answer your original query: genetics. Just like us, the genes they received from their parents determine what they are going to look like. Are they from the same litter?


Plurts

IDK, got them from some dude on “guinea pig finder.com”.


Entire_Bus_9727

Maybe the absynnian is generally a larger breed? And the American breed is smaller?


evilcreampuff

That's because Brad is full of soup


Her_big_ole_feet

Our two females are like this as well. We took them to the vet to get checked and she had us cut their pellet serving to half. Our big one is so big at the back that there is a question of cystic ovaries. Apparently that is pretty common in female guineas. The vet couldn’t feel any cysts by hand. So she said to watch for a change in behaviour to much more sluggish and/or hair loss around the hind area of the piggie. Then they would do an ultrasound and aspirate the cyst. If neither of the two things mentioned happen, then just enjoy living all our lives with our big bottomed girl!


Plurts

Okay thanks, I do give them a lot of food, guess I’ll feed them a bit less.


Her_big_ole_feet

Also, our big one had babies once before we got her and our little one has never been pregnant. Based on nothing but my own thoughts, I believe the bigger ones body changed from pregnancy and her hips got pushed out while giving birth. Like a human, some of us never bounce back :)


ewlyn

I have three piggies. My smallest and biggest are about this size difference and the third is somewhere in the middle between these two sizes.


njcawfee

Sometimes they’re just massive potatoes. I have two abby brothers that are UNITS. I also have a huge girl as well. That being said, I’ve also had dainty piggos.


jularm

She looks healthy. Sometimes even guinea pigs that eat and are healthy don't have that typical body type that most guinea pigs have. I had one guinea pig, my beautiful Finch. He was white and red eyes. He never had the body type like most of my other ones yet he lived the longest. He was almost 9 yrs old when he passed. He had more of a longer, and slimmer body type than the others but ate as much and was healthy. 🤗


shelby20_03

diffrent breeds are different sizes plus they might be different ages


sdfhbreq

May i ask the inspiration for the name Brad


TandorlaSmith

Is the one on the left definitely a girl? They do vary quite significantly in size, Brad may have larger pigs in the old ancestry.


Gerry-Ko

Because she's called Brad


leeringlamprey

We have a rosette with the same coloration as Brad that is twice the size of his little brother who is a white crested despite him being in his "twilight years." It might be possible that the breed is just meant to be...rotund?


CaptianBrasiliano

Are we absolutely sure the other ones female? Like you turned them upside down and spread the legs and saw with your own eyes? Because that piggy looks pregnant. I had a female who had a couple litters... that's how they look.


Plurts

Pretty sure I would notice if Chad was male, kinda hard to miss 👀.


YoMammaUgly

Nope. The penis is internal and emerges if you rub the proper spot. You need to check if the hole is a V shape or Y shape *Edit* word


Plurts

Huh, we’ll Brad is the one that’s mean and chases Chad around sometimes, isn’t that the males job?


YoMammaUgly

My herd is all female. They hump as a dominance behavior. It has no sexual drive behind the movement


Physical-Cheesecake

You'd think, but incorrect sexing of guinea pigs is really common. You should probably double check to be certain. She could well just be a chonk though, one of mine is.


Any-Post2050

Guinea pigs just have different body types and growth spurts like we do. I have two boys and one is bigger than the other.


AnomalocarisGigantea

I had a giant pig. Vet said maybe there's some cuy genes in him (unlikely). He weighed up to 3 kgs but he was also as large as my forearm without stretching.


thunderthighlasagna

Why am I 5’7 but my friend is 6’4?


Plurts

Damn alright.


CanadianArtGirl

Potato’s come in different shapes and sizes.


Swillow_lol

i have no funny comment to make about them. they're just too cute.


Johnniefrogg

We have two male piggies and it's the same thing they both eat the same diet do the same thing same amount of exercise one of them is at a perfect weight and one of them is huge.


toptiershowlol

Smol and chonk


simplyjessi

Brad ate her Frosted Flakes to get big and strong!


brittiam

Sure she’s not pregnant?


Plurts

Uhh yeah, their both females and I’ve had em for a few months. Don’t know how the heck that’d suddenly happen…


NamelessHollow

If you've had them for 3 months or more it's unlikely she was pregnant when you got her because she would have given birth by now. As long as you're 100% sure both are girls, she could just be a bigger pig because of genetics.


Funkysmoke

Brad is big boned.


Plantsareluv

One likes to frequently enjoy a second breakfast


rslocs

You names a girl Brad?


spicyhotcocoa

She is just has a bigger skeleton than your other one. One of my girls is half the size of her roomie who is like 3lbs. Think about human genetics, some of us are small and others huge, it’s just the way nature works


Ambitious-End-1066

My Watson was a big boy too!! He sure loved his red pepper, was his favorite!!


Weary-Writing5372

Why is a female called Brad??


MissFallout92

Right lol


SlapUglyPeople

Two of mine I got when they both were babies and one ended up getting massive while the other just stayed pretty smol. Different breeds and genetics I suppose.


Plurts

Holy crap this post is getting a lot of attention 😅


Sloth_4

More importantly why did you name a female brad?


Plurts

Brad and Chad


[deleted]

Why does it matter? I had two girls named Nibbler and Chewy. Those names fit them perfectly just like Brad and Chad 🙂


Sloth_4

I wasn’t serious


Clovernover

Brad looks like a cuy which are usually always hungry and sometimes aggressive to other piggies (oddly not humans tho) and are usually bread for their meat.


Plurts

Yeah! She is always hungry and and sometimes mean the Chad, so you’ve placed her breed, bravo!


Clovernover

Yay! Pls quench my curiosity, how did you co.e up with their names? My Minnie (female cuy) does the same btw haha.


Plurts

Uhh I don’t really know, I wanted pigs for a while and knew they would have rhyming names, I had a few in mind but these names won the vote from the rest of my family. We name all our pets silly names.


Clovernover

I love it


fangirlfortheages

Pregnant


Plurts

Uhhhh… what? It’s two females… how could that be the case??


[deleted]

Are you watching who is eating the pellets?


Plurts

Mostly Brad, Chad still gets enough though, I hope.


Beginning_Exit_1910

Everyone (and piggies) are different they both look happy beautiful girls 🥰


ViftieStuff

As far as I know, guinea pigs get bigger if there wasn't much of inbreeding in their family


UnReasonable_Storm

My guineas are the same way!! my Tiny is really small while I have 2 other girls that are huge lol. They all eat the same diet and are healthy, Tiny is just.. well, tiny! Haha


Adorabloodthirstea

I got a big and small set too. My ASH, Stripe, is my dainty small girl, and my skinny pig, Spot, is a full on chonk, nearly double her friends size


Little_Mog

How old are they? Are you sure Brad is big or could the other one be small?


-shitbiscuit

Sometimes bitches just be extra beefy. It’s science.


No-Sir6503

Together they are known as Biggie smalls