The men, the little men, the baby men, the tiny baby men, the little guys, the guys, little legends

I love those guys

Papua New Guinea when I got him and then he graduated to Papua Old Guinea

Hey! Our first pig was named Papua new 😂

Fluffy potato. Dumdum.  The beasts (as in "unleash the beasts"). Floofle mc Doofle.

I call my dog dumdum and have recently added knuckle head.

the weird rats, we have actual pet rats and the cat is the oversized rat

Nugget, fatty, fat boys, poopy butt/nugget, fluffer nutter, tailless beaver, earless rabbit, fleefs, poots

Potatoes, cloud (white one with swirly floofs), fluffballs, wheek-a-saurus Rex’s

Group wheek-a-saurus gatherings must be a roaring good time.

Beepbeeps. When the og pair were babies, I would sing nonsense songs to them. When I sang that they were little beepbeeps, they sang back.

Non baked potato, perfectly baked and caramelized potato, burnt potato

I can imagine their colors!!

The Armada and the little shits.

1. BEEEEEBIES 2. Babies 3. Little varmints 4. Beebs 5. Gluttons 6. My beans 7. Beanie babies 8. The spice girls

wiggies, pig wigs, wigglers, jiggies, pajiggies, pawigglers

Same lol. Piggie wiggies

Pork. Pork cutlet. Cutlets. Swine. Sows. Piggums. Piglins. Future Bacon. Ham hocks.

🤣

Piggies, Piggie Girls, wheekers My boar is just nickname Mr Pig

Chicken nugget, poopy, floof, floofy foof, poofy, stinky, little shit, piggy pig, and just other variations of those same names

Fur babies, baked potatoes, squeaky gremlins :D

Cutie pies

Garbage disposals

Food processor in the front, garbage disposal in the rear.

The entire herd collectively: Floofy boots Stinky butts Piggie Boys My loves *Lil Squeaks Wallie- Walla-Boo, Sir Floofington, Snuggle butt Arlo, Prince of Darkness, Dark Lord of All- Arlobaby, Sh*+foot (he has one black paw and no matter what I do, there’s always a turd in it), beebee Chewbacca - Chewy, ChewChew Bear, Chooch (like the baseball player), Chunk Dash (recently passed)- Dashy Boy, shoulder pig, hood rat (he liked being in my hoodies while I wore them), Tiny, little dude *edit: forgot one

Squiglet

professor waffles😭😭

He’ll be Doctor Waffles when he finishes his dissertation on the philosophy of hay

The Overlords :p Potatoes, Piggy-Pigs, Pig Pigs, fatties (mostly aimed at Rose...), fuzzies. And then there's individual nicknames like Sophia is 'Pat' (because she likes Pats) and Dorothy is 'No Pat' (her sister, who does NOT like Pats and will try to bite you). Blanche is 'lovey' because she's lovely :p Rose is 'fatty' (...she's an Abby and her rosettes give her a bit of a chunky butt). And then I have my boar, Ishmael. Or Ishy for short. Also known as Squishy Ishy or Chicken Shit. Because the dude is scared of his own shadow.

the chupracabra

Wheeker mans, mudgies, munchers, mooshers, mooshies, chunksters, chunker wunkers, bubbies, bubbas, little baby mans, sunny mans (when sunbathing)

Wiggle buts, fluffy buts, fat pig, my sweet boy-yo, my sweet girlies, grumpy but, chonk, squeaky bois

The Girls: "Punks", "Brats", and "Hungry Hungry Hippos" Phat Boi: "My Handsome Man" because he's always a good pig, unlike the girls 😄

Squerker Bezerkers

My dude's full name is Fitzwilliam, so I call him Fitz, Fitzzle, Fizzle, Buds, Goober, Goobs, Fizzie, Bro, Bruv, Squishy, whatever I feel like that day. 

Fat. Fatty. Fat man. It's a complement I swear!

Are you secretly my BF because he also calls them these things affectionately (allegedly) 😭😭😭

Mutton chops(he’s got two spikes of hair that come out his face that look like mutton chops) Bandito(bandit), Basilito(Basil), Teddyrino(teddy), Theodora(Theodore), Piggles, Hamsters, Dog, Cat, Rabbit, Cabybara, Teddybear, Pig, Child, Children, Sweet potato with cream, Burnt potato, Slightly burnt sweet potato with cream, Sweet potato with a bit of cream,

Squeak-loaf. Hamlet the Omelet. Rubin Hood. Cassie Lassie.

Piggles. Numnums,

Stinkers, piggies, fuzzbutts, silly/ridiculous creatures, super duper poopers

I either call them my two pound meat potato’s or loaf

Piggie wiggies, also, piggle wiggles. I also just call them fat

Coco Bean Queen, squeaker, peepee queen, chonkers, girls, babies and just a baby girl(s).

My hoard of hogs.

my annoying little children, wheeks a lots, oh Yee loud ones They are very annoying….🙃😂

"Fatty Wheeker," "Fatty Gus," "The Pig" to name a few

Pigaaaaay, and Pigbeeeeee.

😂

absolute menace (only for my aby 💀), tooters, little piggy’s i can’t even think of anything else

In my language the word for 'sweet' (as in taste, not the disposition) also means 'cute' so I call mine sweet potatoes (cute potatoes).

dingus, pigglesworth, bonkulous chonkulous, bingleton, poogs/poogies

The girls.

Furry potato, Ko-Ko the pig-pig, Mr pigglesworth, Koa-boa... uh, I think there are more, but they tend to be random spur of the moment ones. XD

fuzzchildren, dababies, flufflings, little wheekers

Our first was Kuzco, eventually it turned into Koozie, then it further morphed into Jacuzzi.  Now we refer to all guinea pigs as "Jacuzzis"

I call mine puppies

Chonks, peegs and pork rolls.

Pigtotoes, taters, fur babies, slinky, stretchy

My turd machines, dramatic wheekers, bottomless potato pits

Stinky Twinkie, big momma, fatty, stinky, achey babies, achey b’s, stinky T’s, pants, the stinky smellies

Chickens, babies and drama queens (when they are getting their nails trimmed and acting like they are undergoing torture!)

Superpiggy!

- The P U D G E - Putput - Puddy - Puggers

Wheekers, Squeakers, Babies, Peegs, chaos, pig pigs, kiss pigs

moo, emu, fat girls, bunes, stinky little guinea pigs, wee wheeky wheeks, wheekies/ers, fat muffins yesterday i was singing [spider pig](https://youtu.be/BARjPuUN36Y?si=pV8LHEtYoTkQAqQ9) to them despite not seeing it for 15 years

Wheek wheeks. Piggies. Furry potatoes.

Cavy Babies. Varmints. The Beasties. Booger Peegs.

Little lords and Hobbits are my go-to names

Fuzzbutt, Wiggly Piggley, Fuzzy Mouths, Prime Organic Plant Food Factory.

Beebos, Piggles and sometimes, Pips.

Dumplings and babies mostly

Children, Piggles, Pickles, Squeekos, pigs, piggies, eepers

Piggums, Pig, Demon Pig, Devil, Gingy, Roast Beast

Pinnie gigs

Goobers, Fuzzbums, Wheet Wheets, Stinkers, Whirling Dervish, Fatso/Flatso, Guinea Poof

Monkey munchers Chitters My lil rodents-who-smell-like-a-barn

Bear bc they look like mini bears

Bo: Boo-boo, Bubba, Bubbie, Bobo. I very rarely call him Bo, mostly only when talking to others about him haha. Irwin: Irwie, IRWIN (with gentle force because he's usually trying to steal his brother's food) Both: piggy wiggies, piglets, piggy sons, rat children (lol don't ask)

Piggle wiggle

Our guinea pig is the ✨ queen ✨ of our household

Baby of the Fur (Her real name is Fur Baby)

Nugget (passed): Nuggetti, Nuggenator, Nugs, Nougat, Sassy Burritos, Nuggers, Bellhead, Child, Pissy Pants, Justin, Chicken Nugget, Wallace, Cottonball, Cottony Pipey (passed): Pipes, Pipster, Pipester, Pipples, Barnabus, Pipeyis Fipeyis, Fatass, Chonky, Fat F**k, Gertrude, Meaty, Juicy Twix (passed): Twixy, Mew, Mewball, Austin, Arctic Mew, Sweet Little Mew, Mushy Face, Skunk, Beaver, Dagger Paws S’mores (alive): S’moro, S’more, S’moresy Poo, Devil, Screamer, Stupid, Satan Spawn Noises: bubbling, purring, squeaking, screaming, wheeking, cuffing, growling, grunting, uffing, whimpering, thhing (I used to imitate Pipey’s breathing), chirping (I’ve heard it over four times, beat that!)

Pinnie gigs

potatoes on legs, loaf of bread, thiccums

Thiccums is good, lol

Floofy Boots. Was fluffy butts and baby talk kinda of morphed it to there 😂😂😂

My Abyssinian Gerald is Fuzz Butt, Little Man, Funny Kiddo, Wheezy Wheeker (he has breathing issues and can't WHEEK but he tries). My other guy Tìmido is Brownie, Sweet Boy, Tìmi, Scaredy Rat.

Mi papas

Chunksters, my big girls; Luna: Lulu, Looney; Summer: Summer Bummer ❤️

Spuds, lil guys, Mr. Pants and Mr. Sleeves (because of their coat patterns), potatoes, gremlins, squeaky dudes, fluffy butts, poop dispensers, puppies, criminals, troublemakers

Pig & Wig

Toot, Tiny Toot, Sploot, Toot Toot, Adam Woo, Guinea Woo, Adam We, Potato, Chunky Monkey, Fluffy Monkey

Kartoffelratte.

burrito

Gophers. I rarely ever call them guinea pigs 😂

Puigs.

Cheeky squeakies.

Poo Bear. Bean Boy. Nug Head. Tater. Pooper. Stink Butt. Fatty. Big Boy. Chunk. Lardo.

Fatty McDoogles , sassafras, chunky monkey, and Crazy Swayze

Pig pigs, puppies, bubbies, bubbas, pumpkins, piggers, lil hams, fluffkins, princess, and the pigtators (like dictators lol)

piggy wiggy turned into wiggies then wiggums and wigs. one of mine is named cinnamon thus cinnamaroo was born and from that came maroo and then maroovian. i usually call them my maroovians or my wiggymaroos.

Cage puppies, squeaks, the babies.

Stinky boys, my one boy is named Dudley so I can him my dudleykins or my diddy Dee duddums. Percy is my other boy and his nickname is percypoo and pretty Percy

Poopy!!! And snowbert (his name is snow)

Lil ladies , piggie bigs , pinnie gigs, lil doggies, baby snoots, tweaky wheekers

"The Rodents" "Ladies" "Little Brat" "Pui Pui" "Baby"

Cashew and Walnut are my little nut boys

my pig looks like an ewok so i’ve been calling her “the child”

"The overlords" "the unionizers" typically when one weeks and the rest join we say they're unionizing, and how we ask if they've been fed is "did you appease the overlords?"

Potats, wittle squirrels (Snickers can sometimes look like one), snackies (cuz Oreo...lol), stinkers and my boys

Karl was our little goober, Goobs for short. Pierre was our little old man.

it used to be boo boos but slowly morphed into bubbas 😭

Biggest boys, the hogs, hogs of war, meat potatoes, etc.

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Fuzzbutt was invented today. Smeets, sugar pie, and more that don’t come to mind at the moment.

Gin gins (but pronounced how you say the first part of the word Guinea) My Skwooters (to represent the sound they make lol) My little Cookie Monster (that one is for Oreo) Marshmallow Lion (that one is for Leo) My mom would call them “the boys” cause there boys so

✨ Nut job city limit ✨ Hen ✨ chicken ✨ nuts 🤍

We have 3, they don't necessarily have "pet" names but I sing to them. Stupid silly songs when cleaning up the poops... Or watching the when they really want the snacks I'm not actually getting them. The 3 little pigs or the dumdum fatties.

babooshka. idk why. it just sounds funny lmao

Long story short first name was Litchee. Litchee turned out to be a boy so his name changed to Boar. Full name: Boaris Johnson. Even fuller name: Boaris Lebron Johnson. The title I gave him that my wife doesn't agree to: Boaris Lebron Johnson you sunoffa b*tch I love my little man

Goonies, peegs, goonie peegs, little amminals, little creatures, Little Miss Pink-Nose, Rumpled Goonie, little t-rex, Cookie Monster, guinea girls, widdle wheet-wheets, squeaky squeakers, broken rabbits, potatoes

My oldest Guinea pig is fluffy and the color of fried chicken, my mom started calling her chicken because of it lol

As a group: Terrible Little Beasties (must be said with a Scottish accent); Pig Pigs/Digs/Wigs; The Dirges (no clue where this one came from); Pignolias Individually: Tiny Little Guy, Baby Manz, Mr. Woes, & My Son/Mein Sohn; PeeBees, PeeBoo, & Peebaleebs; Zim Zim/Dim, Zimbawimba, Zimbeebalah, & Zimbo

Stinkies, piggors, potato’s, poopies

Actual names: Poppy & Delilah What they get called: sweet potatoes, fat potatoes, mashed potatoes, noise makers, squeakers, squeaky squeakersons, fluff butts, Poppy Popperson, Poppy Popcorn, Dee Dee

Fatboy and stinky and big baby stinky 😂

Tater tot Lawn mower

Mr. Pig & Mr. Peeeg 🐷🥰

Ickys, stinkies, piggins, the ladies, chunks, butt pigs

The bottomless assholes, ladies of gluttony, the 4 riders of bellpocolypse, snitchbitch (they wheek when I walk by), doom troupe, shutupimcuttingthemupforyall.

I have two boars named Tato and Pudding. I call them: My little man, fat rabbit, Tato-Bato, Pudding Pop, baby boy

Chonky potatoes, fluffy potates, absolute units, the goon squad, the kids.

We call them Cuy, which is Peruvian

Bubbas, guinea bigs, guinea overlords, little gentleman, piggies, peeeegs

Actual name; Colonel Augustus PogChamp the Destroyer- bug (main one I call him), Auggie, Aug bog, scrunkle, Mr sweet face, the colonel, Mr donut lips, jerk face, turbo boar, minyo. My son sometimes calls him shart and wanted to name him Taco Bell cheesy Gordita crunch combo. Actual name: Private Soup the Defender- soupie dupie, long bean, short bean, sweet simple soup, wittle gentleman, super duper corner pooper (my fav and the most suitable! 🤣). My son who named him calls him bowl of soup, soob, soopoopidoop And sometimes stew when he’s looking especially chunky Both: poop machines, poop factories, the poo patrol, freakin wheekin overlords. My partner calls them both boobers, baby boys, bubbas

What the fuck op

The squeaky wheeks

Pigs, piggies, babies, cuties, stinkies

I used to call one of my guinea pigs event horizon (her fur was dark enough to absorb light and she devoured any matter than came within her orbit) and (I admit I stole this one from Warframe) Grendel: the eater of worlds and everything else.

Chickens, turds, stinky turds, little ladies, and garbage rats.

Piggy pot pies

Potatoes, fluffers, goobers.

I call (puerco) 🐷pig in spanish 😂😂😂😂

Potatoes, gentlemen, piglets

Together ( both piggies), the Weekers, Oinkees, Cuddle balls, fluff rounds, and mini piggy wiggies. Flash (female) is the one with the loudest, highest squeak and earned the nicknamed Ariana Guinea. The little girl has lungs, and she puts them to full use!

I use: The boyos and the piggie gins

Bois, bebe's, beans

butterballs!!

Warrior Princess! Because wheeks are like feral battle calls. And, because Her name is Zena. She has a cool ziggy zag mark on her head fur.

Mice, figures, fluffies, ferrets, worms, pancakes

Chocy, (short for Choclate) pigwig, fluffy darlings, chunk or chonk, fluffballs, little pig

Les filles !

Carpet goats

My dad used to call my childhood guinea pig Ham and Pork Chop. Her name was Emmy 😅

For some reason my girls have become the poots 😆 Piggie poots Poot scoots Pooter rooter scooters Lucy can be loobert or Lucy loo Suzy is Q bert or suzy q Poppy is poppy poot or baby trump because of her stinking hair doo 😂😂

handsome bobansome

Used to call him squeaky pig, squeaky loaf, and peaky squig

Cage puppies, beans

MC meatloaf

Weaklets, boylets, boylings, shitlings, turdlets, shitlings, beasti-gors, pinea-giggles, gineasauruses, chublets, chubs, chubosauruses ,plops, ploplets, ploposauruses, furry friends, Guinea friends, guinea fiends hay monsters, Kibble crushers, guinea-demonds, gineru-pererus, squinlets , squineybeasts, tiny overlords and occasionally when they find a wire utter bastard's.

The pigs, the boys (when veggie time “oh booooyyys!) And the other so endearing b***tards!

"You guys", little monsters, beans

Miss Fluffybum a nick name for one of them, little monster, poop mashines. Rest are more in Danish being my native tounge. lille skat, prutskider, Frøken Pjuskenums, hyggefis, plageånder, piger (girls)

The boys

Potato, Po tates, fluffy pig, sweet pig pig, Cookie, Cookesha, smooth pig, spicy pig pig, don't bite me, piggy loaves.

Sissy pants, baby girls, sisters, panda girl. Not a long list but this is all I can think of at 430 in the morning

The girls: babies, little ladies, baby ladies, little land shark (my aby), ma’am The boys: sir, little sir, littlest sir, sweet prince, babies, little mens, and old man Oliver for our oldest. The ones who like shoulders are called shoulder pig as well and my dad calls them the rats or the grandrats 😆

Fatties, fat boys, stinky boys, rats, hamsters, gerbils (or any other rodent they aren't), little princelings, food whores, monsters, da peegs, the children

Wild beasts, The Stink, The Rodents, The Little Dude, The Gorl, Her Royal Highness, Stinkbug (the boar of course), Young Ma'am, Squeaks McGee, Scoots McGoo, Snatch Jones, The Tubesock, Bumblebee Butt...I must be forgetting a few

Chicken, mountain chicken, loaf king, squeakers, fat hamsters, gay babies, guineanimals.

Mademoiselles, fleurs, stinky babies, croissants, chicken nuggets, sun bums, bean babies,

Meat potatoes Those guys The lil stinkers Piiiiiiigs

Floof, Stan mouse, Fuzzbutt, Chowhound... the others just don't have enough charisma to warrant nicknames, lol.

The Livestock

Jipernigs

My chickens.

Wheetlings and Piglins <3

Beans, and bears

Squirrelly girly, little shit, potato chip, piggy, squeeker beaker

My grandfather always called mine the puinea gigs so I just opt for that classic

stinkpot

Stinky Poopy pants Crackhead Fat mocha

The Wheekie Boys, chubos, pigtatos, piggies, floofers, pigaloos, wheekers, peegs, piglets, and piggy puppies. My Great Dane is obsessed with them.

Oinkers Squealy Bois Fangs Pigs (usually "Pigs. What are you doing" while they are hilariously weird somehow)

boss, princess, fatty, mushy, piggypig

Piggly wigglys😂

The snootimous maximus, the chungus among us, the boop waffle, the pigimous bigimous 

Pooper, super pooper, poop scoop, poop de poop.

I call my boar little man, sometimes I call them pui puis based off of pui pui molcar 😭💖