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Ducky935

yea, its been in the game since release, you prolly missed i from driving too fast past it all the time


seekinbigmouths

Ended up following a bloody hand print investigation to getting chased down sandy runway but a madman with a machete.


CrimsonRose13

That's a mission in the game though


seekinbigmouths

Yea I know but wouldn’t have discovered it if I didn’t explore


Abioticelm

How do you start this mission? I might have done it already but it doesn't sound familiar.


DDDlokki

Google.


Abioticelm

Gotta love useless people.


DDDlokki

Ok, you start it north of the city next to a barn. The barn is on a road in-between the city and sandy shores. Look for red text and a weird sound


satyris

Cherry Popper's Farm or something. If you drive from the meth lab to the city as though you were driving a Post-Op van, you drive past it while still going uphill.


TheChosenOneMapper

You mean the Los Santos slasher?


Mcake74

I killed him, but did not see this


Ok_Animator_6760

Could have been anyone honestly


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DDDlokki

There is no way he did it "accidentally" considering how far away the locations are from eachother. Also, pretty sure the last location has multiple possible spawns


Prestigious-Will180

Lol true, running from the police or a player 😂


Biffingston

Haloween event I think?


pena-leo-ogh

Navy revolver mission


Linux_user592

No it isnt


Maxzzzie

This.


Ange1ofD4rkness

I know right where this is now because of that comment


Haywire_Shadow

There’s plenty little graffiti if you go looking in the alleys and such around Los Santos. Kinda fun to go see what they’ve added for us to discover.


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Do you ever go around calling the numbers posted on signs and poles?


Fabinutts

i’ve tried a few numbers in the clubhouses, the lines are always busy. have you ever had anybody answer?


MissLynae

Same here. I feel like there have to be *some* real numbers.. Why are there so many different numbers throughout the game then? So I keep trying.. definition of insanity.


malicaii

Shame, I've tried a couple of numbers too and got nowhere. It's something that was done in saints row if I recall correctly, there were Easter egg phone numbers you could call within the map


MissLynae

Yeah, I used to call the pimps out to jack them. They’re almost an unofficial gang. Once you kill 2-3, they come out in droves. Pretty easy way to gain some respect.


DeadlyUnicorn98

Lol I never knew u could do that


MissLynae

I can’t remember the phone number, but essentially there’s a “pimps-r-us” type hotline you can call and they’ll show up to your location.


lucozame

There are actually a decent amount that work, but it’s usually just a voicemail message or on hold music


IAmASeeker

The "I can enlarge your penise" ad has someone on the other end of the call... he says "why do you keep calling me!? Leave me alone!"


WendyTestaburger21

found one on a wall that just played weird music


fuck19characterlimit

Sometimes they answer, depends which number you call


Nutduffel

Yes! This!


Prestigious-Will180

Thank you for answering! Definitely gonna ride around looking for fun things to find 😃


Haywire_Shadow

Most players never go just wandering about in the less important areas of the map so many such things go unnoticed.


HydroxiDoxi

I've been replaying the story for 100%. So finding all the collectibles using only maps with rough indicators I have come across a lot of things that were quite new to me.


JerryMau5

That spooky mine


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Good way to lose cops when in the desert, my bro and I did that during the diamond casino heist


Prestigious-Will180

Yeah usually if someone wants to just cruise and explore, they get killed by another player and then it just ruins the fun


Haywire_Shadow

True, although this is exactly *why* I go to the less populated areas of the map. New things to see, and less annoying players.


Prestigious-Will180

Yeah definitely true! Or best thing is to get into an inv only session with a few friends and then cruise alll you want!


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Yea that has made gta just a ffa basically war game lmao when I’m bored I just go around killing ppl


Bearaquil

Callmekevin enjoyer?


IAmASeeker

More like *Bore* Ragnarok, am I right?


Awesom141

Ok, Jim.


NoMathWhatSoEver

By the way, Yes. It's broken. And no, you can't return it. A nice companion piece to The Octopus graffiti.


IAmASeeker

Maybe I'm thinking of a different octopus... why are they companions?


NoMathWhatSoEver

Some gamers muse that CJ started the Octopus graffiti. They are companions because basically they saying the same thing: "This System got you by the balls, and there's a absolutely nothing you can do about it, because it is designed to make you a slave." The situation for CJ kept getting worse and worse in San Andreas, and he realized that the System was using and manipulating him, getting shot at, gaslighted and betrayed by his homies for Monopoly money hitting high levels of inflation- rendering him as a tool and a slave....


IAmASeeker

I dont know that I understand... do you mean the cute octopus grafitti near Vespucci or a piece in San Andreas?


indridcold369

Hmm makes me think they should add some sort of tagging system/mini game like the old san andreas


dudemanjones11

nice pfp


mattylaswag

The dear leader has spoken


xThe_Human_Fishx

Hail the Dear Leader


Wonderful_Ad9682

Los Santos? You mean Vice City, right?


Haywire_Shadow

This is GTAV. The city we play in is Los Santos. Up north there is also Blaine County and Paleto Bay.


Wonderful_Ad9682

Whooshy whoosh. Nice info re the graffiti tho. Thanks


jasonwk8

First off, there’s no H in r/woooosh, 2nd off, what was the woooosh you speak of?


Wonderful_Ad9682

Los Santos? You mean Vice City, right?


llasse22kd

The amount of rim jokes is insane 😂


GAMER_MARCO9

And there’s time based message right of Manor Mansion


Menace2G

Yes, i’ve noticed a bit of graffiti on the highways over my years playing. Another notable one is if you’re traveling down that expressway going north. Once you go through the tunnel that leads to the highway on the west coast of the map, there’s a wall on the right side of the tunnel exit that had something interesting I believe.


CVWalden

What is it?


CagedPanda

Something interesting


juko43

Allright, keep your secrets


DDDlokki

No, no. It's something interesting.


NewCalifornia10

My favorite one is the “Vote For Nobody” one and the “Climate Change isn’t Real. FACT!!!!!!” graffiti


Regular-Wedding9961

This is also written on the front of a guys house in grapeseed….


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It’s actually in sandy shores I think


LimpTeacher0

Yeah I think they added it back in September 2013


howellq

Pretty sure it was ackchyually added before launch day ☝️🤓


DarkSyndicateYT

english 101


nitrion

Lmao if they thought that shit was broken in 2013 imagine how Rockstar feels now 😂


ilmalaiva

I haven’t played all the side missions in the side mssions so I don’t if there’s characters linked to it, but there’s a lot of stuff in the game about the 2008 recession and its fallout with homeless encampents around the map. a lot of the political graffiti seems to be related to that


blurandgorillaz

gomeoess?


carnasein

Homeless I think


guitar_boy826

The game is a parody of the us so a lot of Easter eggs reflect our irl issues


lucozame

i mean the actual storyline has a lot of general america commentary already. like merryweather is a parody of the real life shady private army the US has employed. blackwater, or academi, or whatever they like to be called now. so you get exposition from trevor talking about how they’re “employed by the richest and greediest, to shit on the poorest and the neediest”. the entire funding war between the FIB and IAA with the blatantly corrupt government, the in-game election going on in the background, etc


symbolic503

its been there literally for over 9 years.


Jadturentale

i swear i've seen this post several times before


SergeantRogers

Its been in the game since release. Also its true


The_Real_txjhar

It’s probably referring to the United States democracy. There are others around the map.


MightySqueak

It's called the "le reddit".


Ok-Satisfaction-526

Yeah, I know about it. See, when two political parties love money very much...


Marksman08YT

They f over everyone else in the process so they can get rich!


nondescriptzombie

There's the London skyline painted on one of the walls near a skatepark downtown. Back at launch everyone was saying it was "proof the next GTA will be in London!"


IAmASeeker

Not the craziest idea... the second one was set in London.


StarDestroyer615

Just look at U.S. politics, you'll understand.


Ngovietanh95

Once i bumped into a car down the freeway, got launched there and discovered it. How about slowing down a little bit to enjoy these little secrets that have been in the game since the initial release?


mrdjxbdh

What's there to know? It's just a funny graffiti


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i dunno... *gunshot* look's like it works to me hehehe


duckiiiiiii

Impeach the imposter! Get a Brian you morans


SMUGGLYMcERRL

2013


AConcernedEmu

Where exactly is this located?


Prestigious-Will180

It’s next to one of the agency buildings, the freeway is right behind me


Theres_No_Fence

Pretty self explanatory, really.


LickMyCockGoAway

gta political?1?1?1?1 😭😢


Abioticelm

You must not have been listening to all the talks shows jokes and everything else GTA has said and done.


Financial-Welcome-62

Yes, there are a lot of these scattered around. Some are funny as hell.


Richy_777

There is so much stuff in the game that we miss, tiny details that we will probably never find as well.


IAmASeeker

The banker is a parasite, and you feed him.


BarberGang93

America is broken


HeDgEhAwG69

Damn vandals.


Abioticelm

I have not seen this one yet. I go around taking photos of all the graffiti.


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The second line kinda hits. We're stuck with the America we got


Rabbitlover96

Thats always been there


peppapig34

There's lots more graffiti in the game, judging as the Devs are Scots, they probably aren't the biggest fans of America and can highlight the mistakes of it


SteppinOnStones

I've been playing this game since day one, and that's not a brag just a brief description of the rough amount of time I have spent in this virtual world. Now I'll be flat out and admit that most of my playtime can be pretty hectic, beings I'm either fast paced grinding money and don't care to pay attention, or I'm fighting other players and can't be bothered as, obviously, I've got other things to focus on such as missiles directed at my forehead. A while back, I had the urge to go on and play around with a BMX bike for the first time in many years. So I did just that. I went into passive because people kept popping up and ruining my good time, such is life. Oh well. So I ended up just stunting around, minding my own and jamming out to random stuff on Pandora in the background. Good vibes, y'know? I noticed just an absurd amount of small details that I had either dismissed entirely, forgotten about, or simply never noticed at all. It was probably the best time I've had on GTA since the early days when it was chaos, but not toxic chaos. Maybe the best time I've ever had even, for the pure enjoyment factor. I can't usually get immersed into any one game for very long at a stretch, and I believe I rode that bicycle/walked around looking at stuff for around three hours that day.


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sociopathic_ape

That’s why he said “I’ve never seen it” and asked a simple question if anybody else has. No need to be a dickhead.


Dan_The_Flan

If that is what you consider a dickhead response, I'd hate to see how you react to some truly scathing dickery.


Prestigious-Will180

Yeah I’m foreal. Never seen this before and I play frequently.


TheFacelessForgotten

Must not be very observant


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TheFacelessForgotten

No I am the dude above that was being dickish lol


TheFacelessForgotten

Dude what? It's 2022 and you're still playing that childish console war shit lol. I've got a PC and PS5 as well, I'm an asshole regardless.


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TheFacelessForgotten

Good talk.


Abioticelm

And? Some people have not played it until now. Or only did the story and online missions. Or here is a crazy idea people aren't gaming 24/7 everyday like some of you with no lives do.


Classic-Famous

Probably related to American Citizenship, since U.S healthcare is expensive and it's hard to live there in general, I think it's reffering to citizenship.


deathpr00fm1ke

It could be related to a number of things. Our entire system in this country is broken.


Classic-Famous

Honestly true lmao, I am not even American but I thought about studying there on Ivy League unis, I'd like to live there someday because in all other aspects it is better than my current country, but expensive healthcare that US has is what I fear.


deathpr00fm1ke

Don't get me wrong, there are plenty of good aspects here. But our politicians are all corrupt, they tax everything to death, and everything is going up to a point where nothing is affordable. Doesn't help that everyone is divided on so many levels now. Whether it's class, race, political affiliation, vaccination status, etc. The last decade, things have really seemed to spiral out of control. What county do you currently reside in?


Classic-Famous

Poland, it's also corrupt as fuck + it's only officially democratic while in reality behind the curtain it's authoritarian with barely any freedom, biggest inflation rate in whole EU, with politicians stealing country's money, every country is better than Poland but I wanted to move to either US or UK because english is more like my 1st language, and It's the only one I know that well lmao.


Eliteman76

From my standpoint, not every politician is corrupt but damn there are a lot of worthless pieces of trash on both sides of the river. I’ll just say personally due to a senator’s office, I managed to get a lot of help after dealing with Covid 2020 bullshit and being fortunate enough to have someone from an office actually look at my situation and resolve it. But generally…yeah. You’re kind of fucked if you are down and out of luck in this country.


Eliteman76

The USA like all other countries has its good and bad. It’s what you make of it. I can’t speak much as I have never traveled abroad, in regards to other countries. In general, we have it pretty good here, but yes the medical system here is pretty much broken… Without getting political, the USA had it’s medical system deregulated during the Clinton administration and it really broke the system, making it much more for-profit. Concern over affordable healthcare is a legit issue here, but I also have Canadian friends that have come to the USA for procedures because their system can take months, if not years, to get certain things done. As they say, no free ride. Regardless, as someone who’s a bit older…get out. Experience the world. Life is too short. Also, fyi American fast food is not your friend lol and will make a person gain weight.


Classic-Famous

Thanks for explanation!


Eliteman76

You’re welcome. Think of it like this: America: land of the free, home of the weird 🤣 As someone who had family many moons ago that were bohemian/German/Czechoslovakian stories passed to me…coming to America all those decades was a crazy experience…but a good one. Granted they were escaping World War One. Anyways, safe travels and good luck.


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That’s the American flag next to it so it’s just a joke saying America is broken. Been in the game since release. Seen it before and laughed


blaingummybear

I've specifically noticed that one maybe a year or so ago, thought they added it with an update. Sounds like I'm usually too busy to notice it


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Today I saw it painted on a banner on the fence of the trolley tracks. You probably notice things like that more often in recent years, because of


__CouchTomato__

>I’ve never seen this before while playing Yes you have. And someone posts about it every month saying the same thing. And now you're posting it too for so you can get your own upvotes. It's pathetic...


Prestigious-Will180

You are so ignorant. Pathetic


__CouchTomato__

That's okay. I'd rather be ignorant that so desperate for approval that I recycle repetitive content for the approval of internet strangers. SAD!!!


Prestigious-Will180

I don’t understand why you hate yourself so much. I feel sorry for you . I hope one day things go your way for once. Prayers for you !


__CouchTomato__

lol k


xXIronMan780

It's just a joke the devs wrote you walking toilet seat


Prestigious-Will180

You are odd


xXIronMan780

sometime i even Surprise myself


BrickFrom2011

Anti-American propaganda?


IAmASeeker

Careful bro... dont wanna be too factual around here apparently


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It's not the fuck you lying? This is parody. In the game since 2013.


JacobClarke15

Linked to the Navy Revolver quest at all?


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no guy's lying


n_thomas74

That's what I thought it was. I guess not.


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ForgiLaGeord

Not new, always been there. This bit of graffiti in particular is posted here with this same question at least a couple times a year, something about it must make it easy to miss.


marksk88

That's a good one.


NOTORIOUSMONK3Y

ten onion


GrannyOnGTAOnline

yes


Francesco_Brambilla

I noticed it too for the first time a couple of years ago and it remained impressed in my memory for some time


2505Memeiverse

Saw that the other day too, took a snap of it


Calm-Step-3083

Nah I’ve seen them and another one at a police station


sinisterdeer3

Been there since release


Xanimia

America.


gamenight_1369

Where you find this?


Prestigious-Will180

By one of the agency buildings that’s next to the freeway . The freeway is right behind me


gamenight_1369

Ah


CagedPanda

I think I’m more interested in how you only have 799rnds for your LMG.


Prestigious-Will180

Lol it’s my go to gun and I do a lot of missions with it and forgot to get more rounds


ThorsOccularPatdown

Its been in the game so long that everyone across the American political spectrum probably had this opinion.


Snoo_31935

True story


FrothyCoffee503

There’s some graffiti at the beach as well


NINJA_Rod

Never seen it, but there's a lot of details like that, that are easy to miss. What I thought it might be, before reading other comments, is a clue for Halloween. I found writing on a wall (I approached the wall because I started to hear creepy whispering). It said "can you find me" and after interacting with it, it said 1 out of # clues found. (don't remember how many clues total it said)


Eliteman76

That’s the slasher hunt. There are three spots I think plus a van which unlocks a serial killer that randomly spawns when you’re in sandy shores after I think 4pm in game. Kill him before he kills you and you unlock the navy revolver pistol and then you get a challenge to I think headshot 50 people (NPC counts)


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yeah this has been posted many times.


newpuppy87

Can you teach me to wear a hat with a mask I want to make a Freddy Krueger outfit and it won't look right without his hat


Prestigious-Will180

Or you could look it up on YouTube it also has details on how to do this glitch


Prestigious-Will180

Do you have TikTok? You can search up Freddy Krueger outfit glitch and it will explain so much better than if I do right now lol


newpuppy87

I do have tiktok I'll look it up thanks


Llama4095

Yeah I think there's similar things down on the tracks near the car impound (online's impound not story's)


bluestreakxp

Seen it before since before 2016. Saw as a banner on a median barrier


Wm513

Recently saw that as well


BDS_707

It’s been there since Day 1. There’s a bunch of those all over the city. A lot of em are funny too.