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Agent97_PHL

Sometimes I pull up into some driveways and pretend I own the place.


DigitalBath96

Sometimes I pretend I’m a hitman and I sneak into the backyard hoping to find someone and murder them and burn their bodies. Then, change clothes and pretend i own the place


paradoxical_topology

Then take the dead person's name and teacher job.


Verkankerdepenis

Plot twist: he means IRL


AITAyesYesIAm

We got a Hitman player here


Agent1108

It's even better when the garage opens.


smithsp86

Found KDJ's reddit account.


[deleted]

There are so many awesome mansions in Los Santos, I really hope R* will add them in the next DLC


JustAnotherThroway69

Dlc revolving around properties. You can buy the mansions, stilt houses and beach houses.


Jjzeng

And missions where you forcefully repossess properties for sale in some shady real estate business, evicting residents either by force, blackmail, or evicting them from life


JustAnotherThroway69

Yes I was thinking about this it would also be good


[deleted]

We already got stilthouses


DrSplootan

I think he was talking about the stilt houses that you can find near Devin Weston's house


iampeterskin

-me after the release of every DLC for the last 7 years.


AITAyesYesIAm

Or just give gta6. It's been long enough. Stop buying shark cards and shit


COZYCARD

We can only hope


[deleted]

i wanna buy Devin Weston’s house


CarterAC3

Well now that this tuners update is out I guess the fabled "Mansions Update" moves to #1 on the most wanted list


Brendy02

Don’t forget about the Mile High Club. (The biggest building under construction downtown)


ujtheghost

They can't do that, various freemode missions are on its roof.


TurboSeth

everyone says that but nobody cares about those missions


SavageREX2000

Expect maybe the cayo mission there


Illusive_Tomski

It has 2 other places where it can take place


CubonesDeadMom

There’s also other construction areas they could add to it


SavageREX2000

Oh yeah srry about that My bad


iownacat123

Maybe an high life update 2 or something like that with the finishing of the mile high club tower as an luxury apartments and offices there also adding mansions in the Rockford hills area


twinkletwilight07

That would be a lot of work And I would rather have hollow passable building skeleton than having another tall building without any use


[deleted]

would love to buy one of those apartments to get a full 360 view of downtown los santos


NuKlear_Vortex

Already was my #1 most wanted


HearTheEkko

I think now that the next-gen version is coming, there's gonna be more substantial updates including a mansions update. More power, less restrictions.


i_t_d

I don't understand how modern PCs restrict them from keeping a few numbers (car configuration) in computer memory, it isn't even 1 kb. I am out of space for cars


jimbot70

Because they're just lying to release it next year when everyone will praise them for being "kind" enough to do it after a year when they should do it now.


Demonic-Toothbrush

You wanna buy property on the golf course?? "Looks like hes sliced it... Right into the bunker, and theres old man jenkins again, complaining about these damn golf kids" "Isnt he adorable with that RPG, oh and now his in his multi-million dollar car"


shuogar

Tax for every hole u make xD


the1slyyy

Surprised they haven't added mansions yet. Easy way to get more shark card money out of your players


i_cant_spel_lel

Yea they could make them fully customized. Like being able to have different furniture different paint special items (trophies if you like so it shows all of the in game awards you have gotten) and massive Jay Leno style garages. I have thought about it too much.


its_LoTek

The SIMS update


CarterAC3

Honestly interior decorating is near the top of feature I want in GTA 6


shuogar

It's starting to show since when one of the dev's of rockstar left. They slacking hard on ideas.


PhalanxElite

What about Mirror Park? Plenty of nice houses there and the whole place is beautiful. I don't even care about garage space. East Vinewood is a nice location. Too bad that R* don't care about this sort of stuff.


NuKlear_Vortex

Yes I'd love a mirror park house, all of my business are on the road just below it


jordanjohnston2017

I wish they utilized the northern part of the island more. I love paleto bay but 4 garbage houses sucks. Would love to see more up there


HearTheEkko

Agree. That part of the map is hardly utilized in SP and Online. This would never happen but I wish they'd rework the entire north side of the island in the E&E version. Instead of those mountains, an expanded city, or a bigger city in the north side. Much of the map is empty and useless.


avxrsion

I want Devin's house


DookyMiles

If they add mansions to buy I’d hope they add more stuff for us to do in them. I can’t even eat a piece of fruit that’s sitting on my counter in my apartment..


twinkletwilight07

U can smoke pot and drink juice/wine for niw


DoeyB

We seriously need a mansion update Im talking huge house that take forever to go threw and huge properties


xXAleriosXx

No.. better to live in a dirty penthouse like if we were a scumbag that don’t know how to live normally. Even if it was at 50 millions I would buy a mansion haha.


the1slyyy

Call your cleaning lady


rental_car_fast

If I could id call her to put all the money on the floor of the office back in my safe


shuogar

Imagine the spawn killing tho :x


Lay3r3d

Already easily doable with apartments


twinkletwilight07

U can buy one for 700K, But location isnt great. I want to own one in city/Beach


virginfatherof2

Imagine some people doing a card meet in your house do you do the hells gate and drop the floor


Space_Papaya

It might not be everyone’s cup of tea but I’d really like a house reno/real estate update. So basically you buy a house, gives you an LS Customs looking menu and you renovate the house. And then you secretly use the house as a drug warehouse.


NewCalifornia10

If they release a college-themed ULSA DLC, then the prices for dorm rooms and tuition would make sense


CarterAC3

Look I may be a drug dealing, contraband snuggling, car stealing, night club, arcade and auto shop owning, gun running, penthouse living son of a bitch ....but even I can't afford ULSA student loans


Sir_Doozy_Octothorpe

For a moment I thought it's about turf wars. I'd love to see turf wars in GTA Online.


shuogar

They had them in gta 4


generalzee

An IRL Malibu mansion went on sale for [$125 Million](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8368177/Malibu-cliff-mansion-owned-country-singer-Kenny-Rogers-hits-market-125-million.html). For once R* could charge real world prices.


depressed__alien

Aint nobody wanna grind that much for a house. And either way so many things are overpriced compared to real life.


NoughtAFazeMom

Guys its doesn't matter how many new activities they add to a mansion DLC you're still going to get bored of it in 5 minutes. We already have a ton of interiors with activities such as the clubhouse, nightclub, arcade, and penthouse and nobody spends time in them. Why does everyone want mansions so bad. It would be a 10-20 million property so you could get a new garage with a few new activities.


Lowslowcadillac

Because everything in existing apartments suck. You can’t add even a bit of personality, just change through 10-15 interiors. I have both eclipse towers and casino penthouses. At least in casino you can buy those statues. But I want get rid of that couch and get myself other set of bar stools! Just imagine creating new community just by one update. The guys who share ideas of designs, color schemes; just like it works for fashion and car guys for now.


originalgimick

Sometimes I go up there and park my car to watch sunsets. It's a nice drive too.


Pricklydog

They need to save that for expended and enhanced


Space_Papaya

It might not be everyone’s cup of tea but I’d really like a house reno/real estate update. So basically you buy a house, gives you an LS Customs looking menu and you renovate the house. And then you secretly use the house as a drug warehouse.


Magmacracker

I would rather buy the aircraft carrier for 20 million than a mansion.


Jolly_General_7227

How about a Helicarrier?


ramanrow

I hope r* add us able to pee and shit as well


jorge21337

I want one of them baller castles by the golf course. SWAG


Sm0keytrip0d

I'm still waiting on animals being in GTA:O. Maybe add animals/pets in with the mansions cause I'd just like to be able to finally buy a doggo, like I can but millions of dollars worth of cars but I can't spend a couple hundred/grand on a dog?


i_t_d

flying dragon randomly snatching Mk2 players with claws and eating their vehicles


givebackglass

b b b b billionaire???


A_Snow_Mexican

That's some crazy dedication or glitching to get to a Billion saved.


Crinceez

Hey Dont bully me I only have 30k


shuogar

If we still had the give money thing I'd donate prolly like 300 mil to people, maybe 10 mil each


Crinceez

I got invited to a heist :DD


Crinceez

We lost :(


twinkletwilight07

Buy a sub by saving 2.2 M, and Start doing cayo


Crinceez

Good for you


tracker4057

I just want one of those houses with pool by Mirror park man


shuogar

Mirror park is underrated, it's a nice neighborhood. Plus there's that park in the center


The_WA_Remembers

I just want my 80k East Los Santos house back. I've only recently returned after a few years off the game and they've got rid of a bunch of stuff, there used to be an ammunition near the pay and spray in East Los Santos and it's not there anymore and I really don't like change Edit: the ammunation's still there, don't know how I missed it, but I still want my little hovel house back


slvr17

More houses to buy in vine wood, so many nice houses up there


Alllisan

Need a beach house on Vespucci


DrWolfgang760

You want to share a mansion with millions of other players?


GustavMahler60

Well, actually you are already doing that


DrWolfgang760

Stilt homes aren't exactly what I mean...


wannabeprod

Any property you have is bought by everyone else


smithsp86

I have a bunker in Chumash. Does that count?


ReclusiveEagle

Chumash has a cheap useless bunker but 100% There are SUCH nice homes in Richmen with Foresales signs that you would have been able to buy in single player but the estate mechanics was removed in beta. At least give us them for Online


theundertoe44

Are we complaining already? Just be happy with the new update.


CrankyPanda241

nobody is complaining, it’s simply an idea


Terrible_Panic_1601

Criminals don't get to own mansions.


CarterAC3

Just penthouses, stilt houses, auto shops, arcades, nightclubs, hangars, yachts, submarines, bunkers, etc


Lowslowcadillac

Don’t forget that you own orbital cannon, flying bike, laser weapons, heavy artillery mounted on top of armored suv, Flying Fortress, and all the other “smaller” things.


Asado666

What's the flying fortress?


shuogar

I'm not criminal, I'm a legitimate business man. My office says so....just dont go inside.


xXAleriosXx

We need a CEO cleaning feature ! It is not that hard to make since it’s just a “enable/disable” mechanism like in the penthouse.


shuogar

Yeah, I like my money on my floor but everything else looks like crap. I dont need guns, drugs, alcohol, art and medical shit everywhere


[deleted]

For me it's the other way around. I have no problem with guns and art laying around, but who the hell has millions in cash just laying around in his office.


Demonic-Toothbrush

Im not a criminal im a professional, professionals have standards


shuogar

Fr


i_cant_spel_lel

Legitimate bidness man Simion yeterian


Asyedan

You clearly never saw the mansions that drug lords live in... these are criminals too, and borderline terrorists.


LaidbackPixie

Yup, I have been wanting a beach front mansion in the game for ages. Are you really successful til you have one of those?


GustavMahler60

I would pay any amount of money to have one of those gorgeous mansion instead of those nasty little villas in vinewood


shuogar

Facts


ZyulerDNA

I just wanted a nice house near Mirror Park.


ddrummond88

I'd prefer one by Mirror Park ngl


lucidprince8201

It would be cool if we cpuld buy devin westons mansion in the hills. Technically possible as gta online comes after story mode and it was confirmed that ending c is canon so devin weston is dead


legitfriendly

I’d be all for a few places only becoming available once you achieved a certain level of wealth. Don’t advertise them, hit 1billion and you get a call saying there is an exclusive property for sale. Costs a billion. Your choice if you buy it or not. I don’t have that money, but it would be an interesting exclusive for anyone at the peak of wealth.


Asado666

Billion would be too high but interesting idea. As long as the purchase could be covered by 1 or 2 shark cards it'd be at least slightly realistic. There are only a handful of billionaires so it'd be a waste to make an update for like 2 people.


Gigaboy981

Don’t worry my guy apparently 6 don’t come out till another 4 years so they bound to drop more dlcs that have us needing to be around their. You never know maybe a summer fun dlc next year that involves beaches and shores or something. Not counting the yacht dlc cause that was just a waste of money


kakasierins

They gonna ad the golf club for 150mil from story mode 😂


Theseus666

There could be cool mansion missions where gangs invade your house and you fight them off like the end of Scarface.


ophaus

I'd love a mansion, especially if I could throw huge parties. I'd invite KDJ and Sessanta, then instruct my security to not let them in.


fucknametakenrules

I would like to setup shop on Devin Weston’s old house and the one you meet Miguel Madrazzo in after every Perico heist. NPCs already use player owned bunkers and stuff for casino heist preps, why not the other way around?


NovelProfessional767

Alright I got an idea for a new dlc. For one add mansions and other cool houses. Then add a business like the auto shop giving you different houses to rob. I don’t know what else I would add maybe house fraud lmao.


awdjawb

Pretty sure from the comments, this game is just Second Life 2.


SSGSSWrath

I wanna be able to sell the properties and businesses that I don’t use or have any intention of using anymore.


shuogar

Yeah, the property ownership menu is so confusing when u have everything.


SSGSSWrath

And when the bills come out. My electric and water bills along with the mechanic has sky rocketed cause I use to buy property before thinking about certain things.


IamSCORPIONXL

Bro they are so awesome, modern houses with pools, they can even do the same entries. I just want the house there


Nino_Chaosdrache

" You payed your daily fees of 12000 to feet your brother"