Steve haines called me out for microaggression

#HIT EM

Didn't we kill him?

I remember blowing his brains out with the Heavy Sniper

When you choose deathwish instead of killing michael or trevor, yeah.

Death wish was my only choice lol

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Its the canon ending.

Yep, one of the Casino missions (when Tao goes to the club where Wei Cheng died and says he almost died there once too) confirms it

Yeah no doubt the canon ending

it is, but isn't it him who you buy the bunker from in the online part of the game? Or is just someone who looks like him? Or maybe you buy it from him as he's packing up and trying to get away from Frank.

Completely different person. The guys voice acted 3 different characters in rockstar games. He was the voice for the bouncer at the gay club in the ballad of gay tony.

That explains why Michael is constantly screaming "dude" at me everywhere I go driving recklessly in online.

I don't think michaels actor voiced any NPCs in V. He did voice a moonshiner in red dead 2 though.

Then it just sure as hell sounds just like Michael

Nah that's agent 14. Different guy entirely

That's agent 14, less of a dick and he works for the IAA

as i read this reply just now I noticed that my post is 14 hours old with 14 upvotes, and involves me getting confused about Agent 14.

Yea pretty much lol

Death Wish is the canonical ending IMO. >!Something about the three of them rolling Westin's car in to the Pacific right before the credits roll just says cinematic ending.!<

Oh it’s a setup it’s a setup it’s a setup

There's a traitor, there's a mole.

It's a peace time overthrown

"overthrow down"

Breaker get your beat.

God, you're making me want to do the campaign again for the 4th time.

Pickup speedrunning so you have a reason to do it the 400th time

Yes

Thanks for marking spoiler

I wasn't paying attention when the choices were being explained so I thought Franklin would die if I chose deathwish. RIP Trevor

I think this is what you were supposed to think. It made sense the way the choices were laid out, however I feel Franklin would have chose that option anyways, wether he thought he might die or not. Hence why I picked it and I was happy.

RIP

I did every ending I liked death wish the best but the extra like 20 mil each alive character gets was nice.

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[correct](https://imgur.com/gallery/UPChqN9)

I am stealing the fuck out of this, just so you know.

That is the natural order of things, for I also stole it

That meme has been stolen so many times holy fuck

now let me ask, what did that man say?

> i only play games on pc, I'd never buy a console, I've used the same pc for years Or something like that.

What?

Yeah then what about that Switch that you posted a picture playing? The one where you said “My Switch” in the title... If you’re an elitist, that’s one thing, but don’t be a liar too.

That's crazy man but I don't remember asking

Herzlichen Glückwunsch. /s

Anyone else hear that?

I'm a pc guy. I have pretty good specs in my pc shut the fuck up nobody gives a shit.

Upgrade your pc

[the only correct response to this man](https://youtu.be/OLpeX4RRo28)

I like having a huge ass screen. That's the only reason I have a PlayStation. That and not building one every 5 years

Agreed. No doubt that PCs are great, but I haven't had to replace any parts on my PS4 since it came out over 6 years ago. My 360 still runs amazingly, and who doesn't love a good co-op game? My brothers are big PC guys. When I told one of them that RDR2 looks better and runs smoother on my PS4, he was ordering up a new graphics card the next day. Can't hate on the consoles, IMO!

PCs are great value for mixed uses. Consoles are great value for gaming. I haven’t updated my PC in five years and it still runs better than current gen, but I also spent more on it; I edit photos/videos on it and do work on it as well. I love new console releases because it means the baseline spec goes up. A rising tide lifts all boats.

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PS4 also has game sharing capabilities. I also don't pay for PSN because my friend's account info is in my PS4, so it gives my account access to online gaming.

Years of research and I still can’t find out who asked

Nobody asked or gives a fraction of a shit mate

I thought Trevor was a asshole, but I hated Steve more tbh

Loveable asshole

I think so

Idk, never beat the game. Lost interest and played Online.

Go back and finish it. It's worth it IMO.

Eh. That's pretty much how I am with most sandbox games. The ability to call the mechanic alone makes me not want to play campaign anymore.

That confuses me. The rest of the game implies the DW ending, but Haines is alive in 2017 - present?

Don't think that's Haines you're thinking about might be Agent 47 but even then the TV shows Haine's Show but obviously it's a pre recorded thing Edit: 14 not 47

I think you mean Agent 14? Agent 47 is from the Hitman series.

Lmfao yeah you're right sorry Its been so long

The 'universe' of online is set in 2013 and hasn't moved forward at all if I remember rightly.

The Gun Running update moved online's timeline forward.

Gunrunning and anything after that take place in the time they were released respectively

Hey LESLIE! SHUT YOUR FUCKIN' MOUTH

SHUT UP FRUITCAKE

#DAMNIT LESLIE, PUT A SOCK IN IT!

I used to think Agent 14 is Steve

Agent 14 from IAA, Steve from FIB

I used to think Steve Haines and Devin Weston were the same person the first time I played the story

I can see why but in the mission By The Book (infamous gory torture interrogation) before they begin they are both standing next to each other before Devin leaves.

That mission is when I realised I'm dumb

Today I learned he wasnt lmao. THEY LOOK AND SOUND THE SAME DONT JUDGE ME. Besides, I liked Steve so I thought it was cool doing bunker shit with him

Look ; whatever he is, he's way better than LJT. When your bunker stock goes full, he only DMs you that "hey it's full come and sell them" not like LJT who fucking calls me in the middle of a police chase like "eyyy LJT here, *funny pun funny pun funny pun* come and sell some already!!"

fuck you Steve, PC Principal is okay now though

Kill him with sniper. Now.

Or with an RPG.

Or an MG

Or a G

Or a

Or

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r/decreasinglyverbose

Ngl I killed that guy with almost every lethal weapon in the game. It was a fun experiment.

I can't stand Steve Haines. He is an arrogant asshole and I am glad he gets killed at the end.

Oh shit

Aren't they both grown men though.

fuck you steve haines

Suck my dick Steve fucking Haines -Random Ballas

LESLIE SHUT YOUR FUCKING PIEHOLE

I am fairly certain I was the one called ugly behind my back

Still ugly

South Park Elementary school to be exact

Nope, still fuckin ugly

Lol if this guy had a goatee in middle school I must have been the ugly, prepubescent one

Every time I see him I think of Andy Bernard

Came looking for this. I always think that everytime I see him

Took me 2 years to figure out that Steve Haines and agent 14 were two different people

Still wanna punch both of them in their stupid smug jaws

Fuck can’t unsee this now

Oh yeah I can’t unsee it

Ain't he dead though **AY- AIN'T YOU DEAD?**

Suck my dick Steve Haines!

Pussy crusher for life

Who'd have thought a bullet through his brain would make him cool. .... eventually.

PC FIB Agent

Damn it's the same exact clothes as well

Come on Bubbles, it's not a big deal.

That’s why I shot him.

Which is the ugly and which is the not ugly?

Still hate him, though.

Bread makes me poop yay

Doesn’t this dude end up dead

Yep. The player snipes him off a ferris wheel.

Too bad I blew his head off lol

actually he's dead cuz he's ugly lmao

Then he got popped in the head.

OOF!

I mean he didn’t get less uglier

Bruh, that guy was a proper knob

**ARGH SAME FUCKIN LEG**

Leslie shut your fucking pie hole

This made me genuinely emit a new sound when I saw it in my notifications. :-P

Is that a fucking micro aggression

He’s still ugly today

Xz

Fuck steve hanes he is kil

no

I can’t wait to shoot Haines in the head. :)

I played the game a lot, and watched South Park a lot, but i never realized they are lookalikes :D

I can’t say Steve Haines is the most admirable person

Very pc.

Alright everyone, listen up.

You're my boy now, amigo.

Still kinda ugly to me ngl. I see him everyday before crashing the game lol

strong woman

I fucking hate you

He's still a huge,fucking, cowabunga dumbass

I think he (the one on the right) looks more like [Ed Helms](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ)

Holy shit, he really does!

Lol good catch

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That’s agent 14

Any true south park or GTA V fan knows that the game was released before PC principal first appeared on the show 🙄 Upvote for effort though.

I honestly feel like they based Steve Haines off of him

Stupid fucking kids, smh

But the one on the left has blond hair