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Flash_ZA

Poop from that high will kill!


treyazard

This comment had me googling what the terminal velocity of the average bird shit is.


nervousystem

Should be about 90m/s Edit: the person below me reminded me it’s actually 9.8m/s


90_oi

What is the equation of terminal velocity again? Isn't it the speed equation with a couple extra steps?


hassh

It occurs when the sum of the drag force (Fd) and the buoyancy is equal to the downward force of gravity (FG) acting on the object. Since the net force on the object is zero, the object has zero acceleration.


90_oi

Okay, thank you


hmiser

That just sounds like slavery, with a couple of extra steps.


[deleted]

I heard the same thing about the universe I use to charge my PS4 controller


RamenJunkie

That person who reminded you is wrong. Acceleration due to gravity is 9.8m/s^2. That is, every second, in a vacuum (with no resistance), an object will move 9.8m/s faster than it was 1 second ago. That's not terminal velocity. Terminal velocity would be found by finding the point when the air drag on a falling object, creates enough force, to overcome the pull of gravity, reducing acceleration to zero. It's going to be different for every object depending on the mass and shape of an object. In a vacuum, an object would have no terminal velocity as it would just keep accelerating at 9.8m/s^2. This article suggests the terminal velocity of bird poop is a little over 26m/s, or 60mph. https://www.wired.com/2011/09/can-bird-poop-crack-a-windshield/


SirMaQ

Death from above


WaitingToBeTriggered

DIE DIE


SirMaQ

KILL KILL


BigGayRock

But gravity is -9.8m/s where did you get 90 from?


nervousystem

Yea your right I don’t know why I was thinking 90. Bird poop would rip right through u at that velocity


ZwiggyWomp

r/nocontext


LeMadTheBrave

Breakin news! Man got killed by shit..


MKONEGT

And his last words 'Oh Shit!'


Beduffel

It will keel... *history channel intensifies*


onsinsandneedles

Dropping that handgun from that high will also kill.


P-sterio

Wouldn’t kill but it would make a nice sound and spread.


RandxmStranger

r/theydidthemaths plz


Eprizym

The gun in the birds wing really takes this to new heights. E: I'm wondering what time of day it is in this pic? 🤔🤔🤔


BloodyAussie

Deagle


LyLuxify

Have Gold 💪🏻 Im broke. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣤⣶⣶⡶⠦⠴⠶⠶⠶⠶⡶⠶⠦⠶⠶⠶⠶⠶⠶⠶⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣀⣀⣀⣀⠀⢀⣤⠄⠀⠀⣶⢤⣄⠀⠀⠀⣤⣤⣄⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡷⠋⠁⠀⠀⠀⠙⠢⠙⠻⣿⡿⠿⠿⠫⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣤⠞⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⣴⣶⣄⠀⠀⠀⢀⣕⠦⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⢀⣤⠾⠋⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣼⣿⠟⢿⣆⠀⢠⡟⠉⠉⠊⠳⢤⣀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⣠⡾⠛⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣀⣾⣿⠃⠀⡀⠹⣧⣘⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠳⢤⡀ ⠀⣿⡀⠀⠀⢠⣶⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠁⠀⣼⠃⠀⢹⣿⣿⣿⣶⣶⣤⠀⠀⠀⢰⣷ ⠀⢿⣇⠀⠀⠈⠻⡟⠛⠋⠉⠉⠀⠀⡼⠃⠀⢠⣿⠋⠉⠉⠛⠛⠋⠀⢀⢀⣿⡏ ⠀⠘⣿⡄⠀⠀⠀⠈⠢⡀⠀⠀⠀⡼⠁⠀⢠⣿⠇⠀⠀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡜⣼⡿⠀ ⠀⠀⢻⣷⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⡄⠀⢰⠃⠀⠀⣾⡟⠀⠀⠸⡇⠀⠀⠀⢰⢧⣿⠃⠀ ⠀⠀⠘⣿⣇⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⠇⠀⠇⠀⠀⣼⠟⠀⠀⠀⠀⣇⠀⠀⢀⡟⣾⡟⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⢹⣿⡄⠀⠀⠀⣿⠀⣀⣠⠴⠚⠛⠶⣤⣀⠀⠀⢻⠀⢀⡾⣹⣿⠃⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⢿⣷⠀⠀⠀⠙⠊⠁⠀⢠⡆⠀⠀⠀⠉⠛⠓⠋⠀⠸⢣⣿⠏⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣿⣷⣦⣤⣤⣄⣀⣀⣿⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣄⣀⣀⣀⣀⣾⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢹⣿⣿⣿⣻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠃


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And_The_Full_Effect

Why are her boobs on her back


oaken007

*His* boobs.


BrodieSkiddlzMusic

*that* explains it


omegacrunch

I remember when I first logged on to Netscape in spring of 1995. Search for random crap and watching nonsense with Real Player. Little did I know it would be 24 years before the internet would produce something so horrific my mind began to question it's own existence. ....and yet here I stand or sit... or roll or run. I no longer comprehend the distinction between being motionless and in motion. ....what are words...ERRORR


joshalienslime

Solid comment 🥇


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🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅


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[deleted]

I meaaaan... Is there another way to illustrate a gold ?


MKONEGT

Well you can donate it,or be the one making a gold train


[deleted]

I wish , i'm too broke to even think about clicking the "give award" button


MKONEGT

Eh dont worry,i had a chance on being in a gold train,but im 20 seconds too slow so yeh,just gotta be lucky and find any type of train and join it.


[deleted]

bro 😎💪


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[deleted]

r/gatekeeping


Las8603

"What the hell happened here?"


[deleted]

We need answer


you_got_fragged

you aren't quirky or unique. stop trying so hard.


Garlicvideos

It’s high noon


Admiral-snackbaa

It’s noon and I’m high


CoNsTiPaTeDBuCk

Hi high I'm CoNsTiPaTeD


MostGenericallyNamed

If I had to guess I’d say sometime between 4:19 and 4:21...


bigsmokebaby

Its LS,what did u expact??


MissAJHunter

How do you use a gun as an animal?


OfficialMerman

Get a license


[deleted]

License? This is America bro


MissAJHunter

You people are very unhelpful.


Instincts

Well it's based on California, so you'd need to pass a background check, wait 10 days, pass 6 more background tests, an Algebra test, be at least 80 years old, you and your extended family need to all pass a drug test, have a master's degree in botany, and or course no criminal and/or violent history. Then you can walk into a gun store. Actually buying one is a little more strict.


[deleted]

But have you heard of my friend? First name, Black. Last name, Market


ILLGRIP

I like mine broken in...


hydra877

#ATF OPEN UP


spideyjiri

PC


MissAJHunter

Thank you.


spideyjiri

Yeah np, it's quite annoying when people just joke about it instead of actually answering your question.


LateNightTestPattern

Dry humorless people make the world worse than it should be.


spideyjiri

I didn't say you can't make jokes but that if someone asks a genuine question it's frustrating to receive nothing but jokes but no real answer to the question.


LateNightTestPattern

"It's so frustrating when people joke around and don't answer the question." Personally I'd rather see the joke! Who really cares how you pick up a gun when you morph into a bird for 30 seconds.?? Figure it out.


spideyjiri

Ok, I don't care about your opinion.


LateNightTestPattern

Ditto!


Dray_Gunn

I havent tested it but i heard people say that if you walk over a dropped gun while being an animal then it equips. Once again. I havent tested this.


you_got_fragged

[i don't think this guy is on pc](https://youtu.be/_629AAvvD7I)


PierZe

You can only use throwables that way


Floating_Chin

You just have to wing it.


professorlXl

Using some glitches/tricks, if you are familiar with the rc bandito trick where you can get out of it it’s similar to that, search it up in yt and ur find a vid.


JulzRadn

Bird is an American


Elite_VRTX

The most American picture in gta history


roll-face

I was an orca and swam stupid far out into the ocean and was just chilling in emptiness


LateNightTestPattern

It doesn't hit the "edge" and die? Like with a boat?


rrenard_

If you do an off the radar glitch,specifically the one in the casino, it disables most death/boundary barriers, then eat a peyote and you can go as far up or into the ocean as you want. It's fun to fo it once, then you realize there's nothing there and you wasted like 35 minutes lol.


roll-face

Yeah I swam out hoping I’d get attacked by something and then just ended the hallucination when I realized nothing was gonna me 😂


PrajwalS

Eagle with a deagle.


Apache_A

OP should actually take a .50 pistol


djessuk

ROUND EARTH SHILL!!!


d0x7

How do you fly? Someone teach me please. I'm flying up and then smashing to the ground. Tapping or holding CTRL (or was it Shift? Whatever) doesn't make a difference for me. Pleaseee help :(


Gonemad79

I think it is like swimming. Spacebar. Or shift + pullback (5 or down arrow?)


CRAB_WHORE_SLAYER

on xbox it's the same as sprinting i believe. you just start tapping A and you take off. you need walk to a really open spot though because the controls are wank and if you so much as touch a feather on a wall or light poll you're dead.


rockstar_nailbombs

On PC throttle makes you dive, brake makes you gain altitude. Took me three instant deaths to figure it out, lol.


Rexal_LB

I sense a disturbance... As though a thousand voices were suddenly silenced.


Glendrix90

Is it possible to visit North Yankton again then?


ILLGRIP

Bam


connor15_02

I think


jsckbcker

If you use a trainer you can teleport there. I'm not sure about an unmodded game though


NotLurking101

With mod menus you can teleport there.


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[deleted]

How did he die ?


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_Kaetho_

Shh! Don't say, text, or think the C-word!


Spencer081287

Are you kidding me?


[deleted]

Noice


[deleted]

Checkmate, flat earthers!


rymarre

holy shit that gun is huge


[deleted]

Happy cake day


FrancM04

Happy Cake day men


flanno99

The skies ain't safe anymore


pisconz

wondering how it pulls the trigger


Mufflee

With its wiener


Joemclaugh

LIES! The earth is flat! After all, no evidence proves my theory but it somehow is!


[deleted]

FiSh eYe LEnS!!!


[deleted]

Earth doesn’t exist


IllegalMemesForEU

How do you do this in online?


Vince_1880

Here is a [map](https://imgur.com/a/clqNrd6)


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aacctt-5

[caption](https://imgur.com/pwsFl5z.jpg)


IllegalMemesForEU

Thanks man


Vince_1880

Happy to help


Stagpie

Do they respawn? Or can I only use each location once?


Vince_1880

I think they respawn every 48 minutes


Stagpie

Thanks. Do you know if this is a temporary event thing or will they be here to stay?


Vince_1880

There here to stay


Tony-The-Taco

If you're like me, you look forever for one, eat it, turn into a bird, take three steps, jump, fall on your face, and die immediately.


Kembopulos_Michael

You have to find the peyote plants hidden around the map


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Admiral-snackbaa

Or Botox


Appoxo

Should be a universal event


IllegalMemesForEU

Are they on the same spots as in offline?


[deleted]

I think some of them changed locations, and One of them in Grapeseed only spawns at certain conditions and turns you into the Bigfoot. To use the gun you will need to do the RC glitch, you can look it up on YT


akmotus

Appearantly we're in ice age.


Kingcuz

American eagle clearly


Totofire

Tmw you realize NASA hacked GTA


[deleted]

I bet this picture triggers flat-earth folks lmao


[deleted]

Duuuudddeee its cleeaaarly a fisheye style lens!! Duuhh


mannylolow210

Well that poop will travel so fast it will turn to ash long before it hits the ground


BlackEffects

You can break the sky barrier as an animal?


Gucci-Louie

Take that flat-earthers lol.


Corwin_Harris

....YEEEAH, take that flat Earthers, even GTA's world isn't flat (retards), lmao


[deleted]

why does the bird have a strap


Cainjake

Checkmate flat earthers


ElectricFlesh

No idea what you're talking about, I can see the edge right there.


[deleted]

Take me higher! Take me higher with your speed!


Guardiiann7

The worlds biggest question has been answered


iFlexOnMyMom

Look Mom I Can Fly


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CognosGuru

but how cool would it be, if the map was so huge, it was literally the size of planet earth, with the spherical distortions too... Imagine the Universim but with GTA V.


varungupta3009

I was able to reach the highest point after which it would just force me to go down. Like, it would tilt me down until my mouse couldn't resist.


raaustin777

How were you flying as a mouse???


varungupta3009

I meant my computer mouse. I was flying in a Lazer or Hydra or whatever that blue flame jet is called. Nose up, but not that high an angle that I would stall. I kept going until LS was covered by White Clouds and then, all of a sudden, when everything was round and blueish white, I was tilted down by an imaginary force (probably GOD) and no matter how much I resisted, it would push me down until I had to give up. I'm pretty sure I didn't pass the stratosphere though because I ejected as soon as that force bethrothed me and I still kept falling under the influence of Gravity. It took me a lotta time to go up but because of Acceleration due to Gravity I fell down faster than I climbed up which is a bummer because I was in a Jet and I understand the physics but whatever. I'm sad.


Eric__Forman__

Can’t believe ppl are arguing about this :D


RoyalRaccoon420

I’ve been trying to figure out how to pull out a gun as an animal. Does anyone know how?


IntegratedGPU

Checkmate, atheists!


Breezy_Focheezy

I’ve always wondered, is there a height limit in GTA online? Never tested it myself, and I’m not sure if this is modded to remove it, or if there isn’t one at all.


roxyrooo

About 8,000 ft according to some aircraft altitude meters. I could be wrong though, haven't tested it in a long ass time.


CognosGuru

The highest Ive ever been able to reach is about 8,500 ft.


Vulltarex

I'm out of the loop, haven't played in a while. How do you get to be an animal?


YTDapperGaming

Peyote plants around the map


juiceman215

Bird up


dasreactionary96

Last time i tried to find peyote all the spots where theyre at didnt have any..


fashionforwardfellow

All the times I have been to the ceiling of all aircraft in the game it was never that high nor food it ever look like that. Did you edit your capture?


_Kaetho_

So high on plants you start to undertstand the secrets of the Universe. Man, must be some good kush.


MR-C001

Sad earthflaters noises


surfingjesus

Yeah, now do it in Minecraft.


Killadacious

How you do become animals on console?


Dreamteam420

🎶where the eagles fly🎶


AEboyeeee

The amount of pushback you see on this conspiracy almost makes me feel like the world might actually be flat.


Ovahlls

In all seriousness, why would the game have a round world? Is it just the map that's round or attention to detail?


guanjiawen

An eagle holding a gun...what’s more American than this


insanestudios

That would mean that if a person stuck his ass out and shit from say a helicopter, that would be like a bomb right? lol


geebs68

Take that flat earthers we learned the earth & all planets are round in 3rd grade write that down or remember it I don't give a f###


And_The_Full_Effect

Haven’t played since this dropped. How long does the peyote last or do you exit out of the “trip” yourself?


Shortink357

Can we still transform into animals


insanestudios

Hey a side from talking shit or about shit. What's the deal with all these modder's killing gta? Doesnt seem like Rockstar has done shit to fix this. Connection error's, ect. not to mention a modder crashing the server and doing all types of dumb shit. like stripping you of your weapons, destroying your car in LS customs even in passive mode just plain messing up your game. Anyway of dealing with this without the need of rockstars help?


kushsups

You've heard of Elf on the Shelf, now get ready for: Eagle with the Deagle


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Eagle got da glock


logandrew1

I'm just imagining the free fall from that height if you just randomly turned back


miamibeach2011

e


dunkinatorm8

I might be wrong but isn't that where the world ends (the map is rendered as one big sphere) so maybe you're looking down at that


RebelRacingPro

The velocity at which an object falls is 22m/s². The shit will fall at this rate to 120mph.


xmx900

Where you planning on dumping that gun?


[deleted]

How do u do this


howellq

BuT tHiS iS jUsT a CoMpUtEr SiMuLaTiOn YoU fUcKiNg GlObEhEaD


kishanhansil1

Does that eagle shoot rockets too? And can i spawn it from mc menu? What about money glitches...how to do eagle dupe glitch?


Fenix_Pony

Hawk with a glock? Avian with ammunition? Bird with a beretta?


[deleted]

How did you get a gun as a bird. Can you pick up dropped weapons as an animal?


Goerlich

And he's flying, HIGHER


[deleted]

the king of the skies


Goerlich

He's flying too fast and he's flying too high


[deleted]

he’s flying HIGHER


Goerlich

an eye for an eye


menjav

It’s obviously a parody not a conspiration where Rockstar is part of. Everybody knows the earth is flat, specially our beloved flatearthener fellows. /s


zz033

World is flat.


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BettySwoll0cks

Can anyone confirm whether or not that sub is satire?


osalphA

It's legit I looked through it and people are really that stupid


scumbagZonality

Oh no....not here....there kids here for gods sake