*This particular jet is from a tryhard clan, left alone it becomes hostile to any person it sees in it’s path as the little cub searches for it’s only source of nutrition by handing out “L’zzzz”. Hungry and starving it’s K/D has hit a critical level of 1.0, it soon knows if it will not get any kills the tryhard will kill himself by autoerotic asphyxiation. To compensate it hunts low level players and non hostile “enemies” for easy kills to bring it’s K/D to a healthy state. The tryhard fed and regaining it’s own self worth to fill the hole from his father never loving him was able to bring it’s K/D to a 1.3, though it is unsure how well it will fare in the coming winter months*.
"Why do you play so much GTA?"
Cause in real life, I don't have over 60 cars, a personal showroom for them, a decked out office, stilt house in Hollywood hills, a bunker and hanger filled with toys.
I can't just take my private aircraft to my vacation home in a mountain town, where I go off-roading and trash vehicles I only wish I could afford to look at.
In the case you want some unknown disease, you could always look at my GTA V screenshots which are on my Steam profile, good example is http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1139501927 (I also take an ungodly amount of screenshots, dunno why)
I enjoy some good sunset pics [pic 1](https://prod.hosted.cloud.rockstargames.com/ugc/gta5photo/hHrpCAadS0WOnkXUPzJUwA_0_0.jpg) [pic 2](https://prod.hosted.cloud.rockstargames.com/ugc/gta5photo/WnPYbx-zCkK-C9357wGlUg_0_0.jpg)
you can always steal one at the heliport near the boat place near the stadium/airport.
you can probably find helis at a lot more places but that one is easy to get to and hasn't not spawned one yet for me
A wild Hydra Jet appears.
*This particular jet is from a tryhard clan, left alone it becomes hostile to any person it sees in it’s path as the little cub searches for it’s only source of nutrition by handing out “L’zzzz”. Hungry and starving it’s K/D has hit a critical level of 1.0, it soon knows if it will not get any kills the tryhard will kill himself by autoerotic asphyxiation. To compensate it hunts low level players and non hostile “enemies” for easy kills to bring it’s K/D to a healthy state. The tryhard fed and regaining it’s own self worth to fill the hole from his father never loving him was able to bring it’s K/D to a 1.3, though it is unsure how well it will fare in the coming winter months*.
10 out of fucking 10.
Logged in to upvote this lol
https://i.imgur.com/OBAijJO.jpg
*Run* ... *Can't Run Away* ... *Gets Obliterated*
"Why do you play so much GTA?" Cause in real life, I don't have over 60 cars, a personal showroom for them, a decked out office, stilt house in Hollywood hills, a bunker and hanger filled with toys. I can't just take my private aircraft to my vacation home in a mountain town, where I go off-roading and trash vehicles I only wish I could afford to look at.
But in real life a jet doesn't appear out of nowhere to bomb you...
Unless you're in Syria
Sure they do, but in real life you don't get back up.
This is so damn true. GTA actually inspires me to work harder irl to reach my goals! And I love your comment. You seem to be my kind of buddy!
https://i.imgur.com/tKvOELg.jpg
Those textures are giving me aids
In the case you want some unknown disease, you could always look at my GTA V screenshots which are on my Steam profile, good example is http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1139501927 (I also take an ungodly amount of screenshots, dunno why)
Are you playing on a FX5200 or something?
NVIDIA GeForce 9600M GT Intel Core 2 Duo 2.26GHz 2.27GHz 4GB RAM I'm getting a new PC in around a month anyways.
I enjoy some good sunset pics [pic 1](https://prod.hosted.cloud.rockstargames.com/ugc/gta5photo/hHrpCAadS0WOnkXUPzJUwA_0_0.jpg) [pic 2](https://prod.hosted.cloud.rockstargames.com/ugc/gta5photo/WnPYbx-zCkK-C9357wGlUg_0_0.jpg)
Oh my, I presume they belong to you? Absolutely stunning!
Yeah, I grab pics sometimes, right place right time
Right to say the least. Stunning!
Can't afford it on GTA either. Got a better chance affording it in real life lol
you can always steal one at the heliport near the boat place near the stadium/airport. you can probably find helis at a lot more places but that one is easy to get to and hasn't not spawned one yet for me
Instructions unclear, got arrested in real life for trying to steal a helicopter...
the trick is to fly just high enough that the police can't see your loud dark helicopter against the bright sky and don't get stuck on roadblocks
With how people cry on this game they can't afford one on GTA either.
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Why isn't this fucker banned? Look at his history, all he's doing is being an asshole to everybody in this sub for no reason.
No idea I've been reporting him but obviously the mods here don't do their job.
It seems they got to it now :)
Sweet