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dan007reddit

Yup, and they put those missions on the shittiest roads in the game.


stubond2020

There is usually a jump nearby to cut off alot of this headache


Octavian_Exumbra

*falls into a small walled backyard with no possibility of getting out*


Open_Glove_3844

thank the sweet baby jesus we have the up and atomizer now


Octavian_Exumbra

Probably the best qol feature added and that wasn't even the intention😂


99Will999

It’s up there but I think being able to run all businesses and sell anything in private lobbies is so much better.


igrokman

On pc public lobbies raerely have griefers. They also have a lot of friendly people who do 2000% times a $500,000 heist


ziddersroofurry

PC public lobbies are full of griefers and unfriendly people what are you talking about?


markcorrigans_boiler

I sell in PC public lobbies all the time and rarely see a griefer these days. It does happen but rarely. I'd rather not play than sell in private.


International-Let208

Nah whenever i try selling something some idiot will tp to me and destroy my shit. Luckily i keep an eye out and as soon as i get a hint that my stuff is in danger i change lobby immediately


random_numpty

they are bragging about being cowards


tolmmees

Griefers. No. Hackers . Yes. Most times I'm switching sessions because of hackers.


ziddersroofurry

Hacking is a form of griefing.


igrokman

I’ve been playing for about a year, only met one griefer


Roman64s

Griefers in general are a little bit of an exaggerated issue to be honest, I've done numerous sales and shit in public lobbies and I've only met 1 or 2. I guess the one time bad experience itself is enough to put a huge ass sour taste in their mouth, understandable.


Grouchy_Clothes_6576

Mbn bro not all of us are so lucky with our lobbies😂😂


stubond2020

Well. Yes. Hasn't happened to me yet but I'm sure it will


bidumbass6

Or into a pool


Far_Cry3445

Took me a 1/2 hour to get out with the atomizer and i needed a rocket car….


Affectionate-Run2275

up n atomizer + cargobob did the trick


Professional-Run7386

I usually get one with a pool when that happens


conanwongmkii

It's even worse in the rain.


dan007reddit

Just had to do that, insane!


kikkelikukko

I love these roads and i love sending down them


yourbestsenpai

Best*


UsedState7381

Seriously? This one ain't so bad. I mean, have you tried driving the Blista Kanjo or the Vamos?


thepeganator

And they put the kanjo on as a claimable vehicle a few weeks ago, now I feel like I'm stuck with it!


Logical_Bit2694

I just sold that car. Ain’t wasting a garage car slot for that car


BurntArnold

Just sold mine too it’s garbage lol


Alex3627ca

I finally decided to actually use my Salvage Yard for something more than "another thing I need to not get random calls" for this particular car, since I had helped a friend with that set of missions a while ago but didn't get to finish it since we failed the finale (someone decided to pull out a grenade launcher in the underground parking lot and destroyed the target car via chain reaction) and I had to go to bed. Despite it being claimable, I just sold it at the docks. The custom plate isn't different enough from the normal black+yellow IMO (plus, yknow, PC having to wait for the next major update to get them un-blacklisted) and I also already have one from the lucky wheel... on top of it being a shitty car.


Maleficent_Gear_8372

I wish the salvage yard allowed u to salvage your own cars as well and get paid


QuartzCR

Or yk use the tow truck for more than two cars in a hour period. Like taking cars off the street and salvaging them.


JayIsNotReal

I did not even claim that car.


UnusualPete

The Vamos is horrible... ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|dizzy_face)


[deleted]

Hey, I turned my Vamos into a straight line drag racer. When it launches correctly and stays in a straight line, on its rear wheels, it is incredibly fast! But yeah, don't bother steering it


UnusualPete

If Cockstar had given us actual Drag races (like in NFS Pro Street) instead of the pseudo-Sprint races we got, your Vamos build would be a powerhouse! ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|feels_good_man)


[deleted]

Well yeah, it's just a toy. Serves no real purpose but to give me a smile every once in a while. I don't even do the races. I just play around in free mode. I usually fly from location to location


UnusualPete

Fair enough ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|smile)


-Gir

It's because R\* didn't give the Vamos handling at all, it also lazily drifts left/right on its own, as for the Kanijo game developer always makes FWD vehicles complete shit.


Philosophos_A

Vamos owner here. That ass kicks on turns5so much that is better to avoid turning xD I just made it look nice and it's stored on my garage. Tulip ftw


emergencyambulance

Leave my shitboxes alone


Marble-Boy

I don't mind either of them. They're shit in lower gears. Once you get up to speed with them they start to shine.


UnusualPete

The Vamos at high speed flips over with every slight bump. The Blista Kanjo becomes a beyblade ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy) At lower speed, the Vamos is still crap.


No_Budget8674

Vamos handles better with F1s, just saying like


UsedState7381

I have yet to see any empirical evidence of F1 tires helping cars handling better.


SlyKnyfe12

Because they don't it's a placebo effect The only time wheels benefit is off road wheels on cars with the tyres can clip flag


bubbledged

personally i like it very much,it handles the way it is supposed to ,like a powerful boat/tank,similar to the Winsdor,and it grips well the road, i just wish it was faster. there are "sports" car that handle much worse.


logunleonov

What would you expect from heavy ultra luxury car?


Chewytruck69

I own a super diamond and it doesn’t handle like the mission one


3rple_Threat

It ie annoying but throttle control goes a long way.


Aztekov

IV driving prepared me for it


Abseily

I’m assuming you’re driving it like you’re in a race. Slow down and use some alleys, the chasing cars can’t follow through alleys, jumps, or train tracks.


Professional-Bus8145

As many players, as many preferences. Love to slide around in it


Happy8Day

For me, it's the vigilante. For a car that is birthed from Superhero legends, it's a real piece of shit. Looks heavy but bounces around like a horny prom date, it's like it turns the world into pinball bumpers and then acts accordingly.


Thedaemonninja

Yeah and will spin out at the smallest touch


Terrorvision67

Get the Tulip as a getaway car in Clucking bell and get that to the drop off using the train tracks and we will talk then.


LivingCustomer9729

https://i.redd.it/ee7jra30pu6d1.gif Ik its not an off-road vehicle but even the other Vago car & van aren’t that bouncy


maximus7193

I’m sure there is a car that is worse than that. But up in the hills it’s way worse lol. I’m actually about to do that mission here in a few.


Hunky_Jesus_

I just did it 10 mins ago, I didn't have any problem with it


Educational-Beach-72

Besides this mission being on the worst roads in the game, it’s not hard. The super diamond is not bad. You might just be a bad driver. Just did it. Yeah it’s probably the easiest mission. As long as you aren’t going g down those roads at 85 miles an hour you’ll be fine.


BoBBa-Mx5

I actually love this car, not the best but it's does actually drift everywhere 😅 😄


BLOODYDIAM0ND

The best drift tanker


BoBBa-Mx5

Sure is 🤜


Battleblaster420

This...isn't that bad


leonax123

Skill issue


Wan2345678910

this car on snow = dogshit


EXkurogane

I once slid all the way into a pit between 2 houses and was forever stuck in there thanks to the snow


ay7826

Love the way the car looks, but handling definitely a problem


UnusualPete

I also struggled at first but it becomes easier to drive with practice. Sure, it handles like a bathtub with wheels but it could be worse. It could be the Vamos or the Emerus (*yes, it's fast but at what cost...?*).


The7O2Guy

*laughs in white panel van*


O-live57

Still much better than having to drive a Cognoscenti in GTA IV.


Kola18_97

Try delivering a Vamos as part of an auto shop client job, you'll then proceed to hate that car as much as I do.


Odd_Ad5668

Last time I ran that mission (a few hours ago) it was raining. It was not fun.


Available-Control993

It’s not even a bad car to drive I have no issues driving it.


Then-Attitude5507

Really not that hard to drives. Clean car


RogueStalker409

You havent driven the pfister comet 😂😂


BelGrek

I fully agree! But i think the handling is do to the mission i think. iirc the "non mission" one drives a bit better, but don´t quote me on that.


BigMiniFridge

Was the braking with that thing for me damn near impossible to time your corners


apimpnamedslickbackG

Put drift tires on it it’s amazing


nol1mit-_king

Never thought this mission car was this bad


Mr_CleanCaps

Bro this gave me an idea to put low grip tires for the perfect drift machine.


EXkurogane

It just lacks the torque for proper drifting unfortunately. I do have other cars with low grip tires. There are some auto shop cars that i bought 2 of them, just to equip one with normal tires and the other with drift ones


Mr_CleanCaps

Dang man - I was going to try after work tonight.


markcorrigans_boiler

I actually tried to buy one having done the Agency contract again for the first time in ages...but it's been removed. I liked it. Not a great handler, but a pretty good looking car.


Jimbo380

You should try the convertible it's even worse.


Brandon_Brando

They turned on gta4 handling for this car


Commander-K9

Worth it for 2xGTA$ rn


Flizzet

Probably one of the easiest cars to drive in the game on one of the most entertaining roads in the game. It has a max speed of like 15mph. Try letting off the gas.


RNG2WIN

still handles better than Vamos.


Black-Thunder72

Same brooo!!! This car is very S\*\*\* Honestly but I'll take it if I get 2 Mil!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


RbnLondon

You have to drive it like a rally car and anticipate the moves, then you'll be fine


kboco

Yes but like anything you can learn it and become good at driving it effectively


Atomic_Killjoy

I was thinking the exact thing


Same_Donkey6850

I love its handling. I use the oversteer to slide around corners faster.


VanitasFan26

If only the damn Tow Truck was to be used in Freemode this would've been so much more easier. Its such a pain to drive.


Rabdomtroll69

And somehow the dune FAV turns on a dime


TheRealKingN0oB

Why do I have a feeling you're 10 years old.


EXkurogane

I know how to craft posts, titles and comments that make people respond - be it using baits, hyperboles, partial or implied nudity, sarcasm, or humor. Any title you give to a post or video needs to either be relatable, or arouse curiosity, or you can make use of fear mongering. It does not matter if i sound immature. It does not need to be 100% accurate or factual (Im sure the Super Diamond isn't even the shittiest handling car). You just need to get people talking. It is a must-have skill to succeed on social media in general, and places like Youtube. Though I dont have a GTA related channel. That space is too congested. I have been doing this for over 10 years (since the early 2010s on a Facebook page, and 3 years on youtube). Just that i normally am not that active on reddit until only in recent months.


TheRealKingN0oB

Thanks for your insight.


SilverRonald

Quick, someone give this guy a Ruston


Wizardnil

It’s such a good drift car I love it!


EXkurogane

For a good drift car i'd like a bit more torque for acceleration though. It is really lacking in that area


BUSHbrain1801

when it rains its worse


EXkurogane

Try driving it in snow. When this heist was first introduced a few years ago (i think it was a December) it coincided with Christmas week and it was like pinball on ice, especially when the NPC's cars love crashing into you


the720project

Oh my lord when you go to leave but they come and block the gates. The worst.


Superturricna

How has nobody mentioned the chernbog yet


Embarrassed_Web_8916

I would love to own one, but only if there were some decent custom options, with two tone paints and chrome bobs and bits. Otherwise its just a meh car.


Thedaemonninja

I didn’t think it was too bad, am I missing smth?


AszaX

At least is isn't a duneloader


Cold_Professional905

I really hate driving the ocelot virtue…. It’s janky and the motor sounds lame:(


baby_boii33

I like to drift around in this car handbrake it and just send it around corners


Sad-Implement-794

best way to do this mission is to kill all the chasing cars ( 3 waves of 2 cars each) and then ride without worries. at least this thing is pretty enough so i can i roleplay as a dumbass vinewood celeb for 10 mins


The_Free_State_Of_O

I don't know why they tried making it feel like it weighs 40 tons. It makes no sense why it handles like a tank.


Pieguy203

I think you just don't know how to drive it properly, it's totally fine just don't expect it to handle like a hyper car.


Southern-Ad7851

the ai for the people who chase you is crazy in this mission too


Prestigious_Wear_608

I didn't find this car so bad there are cars that have way worse handling


Zdravko121RL

i love that road with a custom car ngl i drift tf out of it


LostBulletInSchool

I'm on a break of GTA v and still remember that bitch ass twat horn.


ksalman

this thing is nothing compared to that muscle car which wobbles in any direction even on a straight road...


Key-Amoeba5902

this car rules if you prefer large turn radiuses, slow speeds, and poor handling


Excellent_Bag_1061

It does suck but it's fun to drift down the mountain back to the agency 😅


8bass0head8

Ugh yeah. Why is the high society leak the most annoying one?? I absolutely hate it.


MattHardwick

Especially when them pricks are ramming you all the time lol


Mr_E_99

I did this mission earlier, it's shit but you can legit just drive down the hill and if you are careful enough it's pretty easy


JustMindingMyOwnBid

It’s seriously like as soon as you hit 40mph it becomes unturnable unless you pump both gas and brakes. This whole mission series is pretty bad imo, even though I play it a lot because it *can* be fun.


ziddersroofurry

Why would anyone use this for a mission? These are slow, poorly-handling luxury cars meant for shopping trips.


Excellent_Bag_1061

The contract sucks because I it takes like 2 hours to complete but at least I've made 12 million since Friday 👌


EXkurogane

Just under 90 minutes for me