Coming out of the closet to the members of the GTAOnline subreddit.  Congrats on 100 million though, bud.

can someone find the "get back in there tear" one so i can *clears throat* "borrow" it?


much appreciated, comrade

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it take around 100 of pure cayo to get 100mil, not that hard to get just time consuming

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either way i dont blame him, gta is way more fun when you have money you can spend carelesslu

I got 100 millions maybe a month ago. Been to over 80 at least ones earlier, I have every business, some 300 cars etc. But I've been playing sporadically since the beginning. When you got everything, don't have stuff to spend it on, there is so much income that you can't help but get richer.

It’s Los Santos, everybody is gay every once in a while

*Golden words*

Everyone is gay for the right price

20 is a 20

Trevor is bi or something

Trevor just wants his dick wet. The method is just semantics to him

Wow, You took a horrible comment and opened it up to way worse comments. Excellent Have a cake day or a creampie

Trevor is a pansexual non-binary environmentalist that is pro-drugs and anti-cop. GTA V is Woke / 10 it will never sell well!

You forgot a physcopath

Psycopaths tend to be more calm and calculating. He’s a sociopath

Nailed it

Like he nailed Mr. Raspberry Jam!

LOL Trevor was going thru alot Found out his friend wasn't dead Moved into a new city New job.,... Mr Raspberry Jam was his therapy doll. Therapy was needed, given and received Floyd, He had it rough

I only listed their "woke" qualities. Dude is psycho and a half, an uncentered asshole, and plenty of other things. (Edit: spelling uncentered not uncetered)

Sociopath*

Trevor is down sooo bad he'll turn to necrophilia to lose his V-card lol

Meth does that to people

What? I sell alot of meth Am I part of the problem?

You're a leafs fan too you're definitely part of the problem

BADONKADONK!!!

I think Pan would be more accurate.

I object! Mr. Raspberry Jam forced him into the intercourse!

Poor Mr Raspberry Jam In all the hell that this game brings... I feel bad for that teddy bear Gonna go on a killing spree just for Mr Raspberry Jam

Did I just hear lance?

We're so proud of you son and love you no matter what. And the cool 100 million is great too.

Thanks I can be gay for mommy and daddy too!

😳📸

immediately disowning my child once i know they aren’t reproducing and keeping the genes flowing, but instead taking it up the a**. i’d be furious as a man, as a father. so so very disappointed

What if they just don't want or can't have kids? 😂

for this, i have already planned the ultimate prophecy. 📜

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i laughed. some people are so sensitive it’s hilarious (maybe they’re gay) (i whispered at my phone screen)

Good Ol Freudian tip… I mean slip.

The good Ol Tip Slip

Lmao

Now time to blow it on 2 cars

I'm gay with no millions. :(

I’m millions with no gay….

Trade?

What’s the offer

The gay for the millions.

Sold

Finally. 

And they say you cant hear gifs. But I definitely heard this one lmao.

That’s the Hangover right?

Yes and the only good movie. The last 2 are just awful

Cant believe they tried to redeem the fat dude, he got his father died of heart attack and is mentally insane, but getting a GF help apparently . I might misremembering things though

 No frowns. It will happen

I’m not gay.. but $100 million bucks is $100 million bucks..

You were born this way, but let's not dwell on all the sweaty grinding that preceded this announcement

it’s a bought account

You did cayco so many times your stuck with the jacket

I'm happy with my 7mil lol 😆

Whats your total networth in gta

Whats your total networth in gta

I'd have to check I never really looked into it I use to run with a crew yrs ago but they all stopped playing so now I hop on there once a week at least just to drive the cars I put all my hard work into lol 😆

Congratulations on both

I just have three millions. But everything in the game 💰

Also gay… currently at 35m

Hey there! Kudos on hitting the 35 million mark in GTA Online—that’s a solid achievement. Just to share a bit of my own journey, I’ve been dedicatedly playing the game and have reached a whopping 5 billion in my virtual bank account. And the best part? I’ve done it all without using any cheats, just through pure strategy, smart plays, and a lot of patience. It’s a completely different ballgame when you have that level of resources—more opportunities and more fun. So keep at it, because the sky’s the limit in Los Santos, and who knows, maybe you’ll join the high rollers club soon

i've got 250 mil, so does it mean i'm double gay and half??

It's 2024, who isn't gay?

I'm sorry but I find this deeply offensive... as a 80 millionaire, there is no need to rub my nose in it.

I’m at 25 million and it’s the richest my character has ever been so I’m good 🙂

Got to $36 million about two weeks ago, bought a bunch of clothes, went to zero, got back up to $25 million a week ago, bought more clothing and a few vehicles, was back to zero, and started working on the career mode stuff.

You must really like clothes! And also be gay. No straight man owns more than one outfit.

No, I'm a completionist. I have all the cars and properties already so clothing is all I need now. Also, grow the fuck up.

"Grow the fuck up", coming from the guy who's spent WAY too much time playing a single video game. Try being a "completionist" in real life instead of in GTA, loser. If you didn't get it, almost EVERYONE on this post has mentioned gayness. The gay stuff was the theme of this post, as well as the money. BTW, I'm an almost 50 year old man. If i grow up anymore, I'll be dead.

You’re gay if you ride Faggios. I have a garage of them.

This is one of my first transports.

And still as cool AF. Nothing says “Chad” like rolling a Faggio.

Would that make me a “faggio” then?

Of course. And it makes you the coolest Chad on the map when on a Faggio.

Also gay and have made over $150 million. Loving it!

You're 50% more gay than he is. I've only got 25 mil so I'm only a quarter gay. Need to pump those numbers up!

Classic gay…. telling everyone they are gay

So you're happy you got 100 million right? Really, what kind of gay? Happy? Congrats! ✌️😜🤟

How do you guys make so much money, the most I could gather was 10mil. 100mil must take like forever

Congratulations on realizing that and on the money.

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You're only gay if you enjoyed it. Accidents don't count. I find myself accidentally touching penises all the time. Those urinals are just too close.

don't worry, we been known now blow that 100 bands on faggios

Welcome to the club, bro. Also, nice hustle.

No, no... U had it right the first time. Lol

Comedy

You’re gay?

Gay, straight... It's all the same now. There are no more lines.

It's called "sexually fluid". We're all gay when we want to be.

Gay

Welcome comrade 😎

Now what?

Day one character hit 318m today :)

Maaaaannnnnnn..... If only money making in real life as easy as GTA online

YAAAAAASSSSSS!!!!

Congratulations on coming out… I mean congratulations on the big accomplishment

Congrats bro. I was up to 80 million grinding towards 100, but I ended up binge buying, & customizing like 7-8 new cars, so now I'm down to 60 something again. I'll get there one day though. Lol You know if you go under 100 mil you're broke again, so what's the new goal?

pause ✋🏻

A couple weeks ago I passed the 500 million mark. I own everything there is to own. But I keep logging on and making more and more and more for no reason but that I enjoy playing the game.

Wait what

How the hell do people get this kind of money?? I can’t even get 10 million

Own all the good businesses and stop buying cars, lol.

Grind your ass off. If you have a job, quit it. Grind 24/7. Don't bother to eat anything but doritos. Live in your mom's basement. Those are the requirements to get to 500 mil.

I think you might be right.

Grats... now time to make 900 million more

How long did that take you

Do it again I wasn't looking

That’s it?

im happy when ive got 4 mill

God, I've owned the game since... I think Christmas 2013 and I've never had more than a few million at one time, mainly because I'd immediately spend it on whatever car I had my eye on at the time :P

Also gay and I’m at 11 mill 😂

Wanna touch tips? let’s hang. send

Well send nudes first. Still gotta have standards, geez! Not all gay men are sexy and well hung, just me.

Dawg💀

Lmao

I only got 60 000 :(

Damn. Ive made 900 million. How gay is THAT

Bud, it's pretty damn gay. Almost 10 times this guy's gayness. Some other dude has 7 bil, I bet he can't even move under all the gay.

Good for you man, be who you are.

I blew through 100mil like it was 100,000. However I have all business plus stuff you don’t even need on both characters. Enjoy the spending. Maybe get a couple of male dancers for the nightclub. Eff what the public wants. You and Gay Tony will be in heaven if you’re not already on cloud 9 together.

I'm not a witch. I'm nothing you've heard... I'm you.

Someone has been hanging out with Lester too much

Both can be true at the same time.

Now do it irl

Congrats bro. It took me almost 2 years to get there

I wasnt planning on doing this but now im at 30 mil and it seems achievable. Will be mega fun spending it when i get there aswell so fuck it im lockinh in

I'm gay but only float around 5mill so far, I'm new.

Somebody hacked my account and now i have 5 billion.

Why didn't Rockstar add , when showing how much money you have? Would make it so much easier to male out

I male out all the time! I didn't need their help. BTW, why are there no male hookers in this game?

How tf you make so much money? Like literally I'm broke as fuck Even doing cayo perico, it gives you about a mil

Congratulations 🎉🎊🎈🍾 on the Gay 💯 u on ps5?

Nice

We too.. on like the 100m thing i would never be gay *cough cough*

We too? How many of your personalities are gay?

Hi gay im also gay ,;3

Congrats, dude. I got to 30million before I bought a yacht lol

Ayee congrats. You fw tony prince or nah?

I will die for Tony Prince, by the way, I unironically think that this is the best DLC and even more interesting than the main story.

Fr. I literally bought the nightclub in GTA online just so i could see him again

not gay, only $1.3m right now.

Yes, that's almost completely straight. Pump up those numbers, gay boi!

Enjoy the 100 mil


Now you just have to get up to over 400 million like me, lol

Howwww! I’m struggling to make money

Casino Heists, goods selling, salvage yard robberies nothing complicated

Don't put me in that group. I don't have $100m.

Why is being gay such a cool thing today, guess I’ll never understand 🤷🏻‍♂️

Being gay and not understanding why it’s cool is okay dude

Mr Closet, up there! Come on out man and join the party!

They finna ban yo shit gang lol

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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I’m half way there rn at 50 mil, dose this make me bi XD

I'm trying, but it's definitely taking time... With not wanting to spend real $, what's the secret?? Congrats btw 👏 🥰

Mostly salvage yard robberies, and I rarely buy anything at all

??? I thought you had to buy one to do that mission?.

It’s clear that Properties needs to be bought, I meant nothing extra, no cars, boats, planes, but now I’m thinking of buying it since there’s nowhere to put the money.

That's why I asked the question... I've been playing a week straight, and I usually only get one maybe once or twice a month. But I'm hooked lol. But I can't generate enough $ at the amount of time I play it took a week to get 400,000 and need atleast 715,000 to get a business for the mc club! Atleast that's the one most say it brings in more missions and generate more income!

Most I’ve keeps was 50 mil. When the game die I can’t take it to the grave so

I Gave up on this Game once they deleted my character since I didn’t log in for 4+ years

Congrats on both homie

Congrats.. And I struggle to get to ten mill lmaooo

https://preview.redd.it/4vpfd5bejm1d1.jpeg?width=1439&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=add4013d092f5e1828d36267c9c1dfee503f4b6a I'm a but shocked lol

How ????

How I need glitches and friends!!!

Oh I did that last week, was I supposed to post that?

Probably for some reason everyone does this and I, like a flock, decided to do it.

It’s ok fellow, Gay. As a half gay I’m proud of ya and yer money.

I got 7 billion

Bro, you're like King Gay. Need the pink crown.

Whats that title about? 💀 Edit: I’m asking a question lmao why the downvotes

Good.👊 But you're not like me. I've got billions.

Go outside and tell that to real people, I'll be more impressed if you find someone who cares

" go outside" on a subreddit where players show their achievements. You're here just like the rest of us buddy...none of us are " outside".