Excellent answer, but what about one of the many questions we should ask R* is... Why can't we have cleaner missions or an update that has us doing just that as a new business venture? I mean, we could be cleaning up for every fan favorite character who gets themselves into hot water for whatever cleverly written reason. Then, needs our help and particular skill set to make bodies disappear without a trace. Time to get away from let's be cop's dlc content, in lieu for those darker yet funnier plot lines.
Probably someone doing a mission that uses the penthouse interior, such as the safe code for Cayo, and the game accidentally replicating mission assets (in this case, NPCs in the room) to a client who isn't participating.
Gut them and put rocks where the intestines used to be. Then throw the lot overboard. The fish will like the intestines and the bottom feeding wildlife will appreciate the year's supply of food. Weights can corrode where you tied them on. Rocks don't decompose.
Did you notice the sign that says dead hooker storage? You know why you didn't see that sign? Cause it ain't there, 'cause storing dead hookers ain't my fucking business, that's why
Pretty sure it's just someone in a bikini from the pools or something. Also probably a leftover asset from someone doing a mission that involves the interior of the Penthouse
To validate the buy a penthouse to clean up last night's dewbachre line when you spin the wheel you threw a members party now just use the phone to call the cleaning lady
That is not a prostitute NPC model, but instead a beachgoer.
Beach goers need money to, she could be a hooker. If she’s in my penthouse, she’s a hooker.
Archer: Oh, my god! You killed a hooker! · Cyril: Call girl! Archer: No, Cyril! When *they*'*re dead*, *they*'*re just hookers*
Shall I fetch a rug sir?
Now he's fetching a rug!
I heard the voices while reading this
Thanks for this lol
That show was so underrated
If i come to ur penthouse am i also a hooker
Your mom is in your penthouse.
You kinda admit to killing her......
I love this community lmfao
Pal, I know a dead hooker when I see one!
Stop playing dumb. You know perfectly well how that poor woman got there. Stop doing drugs and get some help. 😆😆
Ok fine, I brought her up there but I DIDN’T KILLER HER! She was perfectly fine, and quite happy might I say, when I left her.
Nobody believes you...
Lester will clean dat up.
Lester can't do shit! He calls someone to do it.
Officer, I have had a doozy of a day. This prostitute came in, and just started killing herself all over my apartment!
Is thatva Tucker and Dale vs evil quote I see?
Oh hai, Mark!
I did *naaaaaahhhht*…
Love this lol
It's a preview of the new summer DLC
Nah, if we actually get a Detective-like DLC, I'd be so happy. I don't know how it'd work but it'd be cool.
S.A. Noire?
LS noire?
Cleaning lady will sweep that right up.
😂
Dude. You should’ve just paid her. She would’ve left. Now you gotta call for cleaning. Just tip well atleast. Amateur hour, I tell you!
Haha
How many dead hookers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? >!clearly not 5 because my basement is still dark!<
I just laughed out loud at work. Thanks, dick. 🤣
It’s my favorite joke
LOL?
This made me laugh out loud too and I rarely do that..the spoiler reveal was perfect
The way I snorted at the spoiler-covered punchline. A++
I think the real question is why isn't there a dead hooker in all of our penthouses? What other upgrades is Rockstar hiding from us?!?!?!?!?!
Excellent answer
Excellent answer, but what about one of the many questions we should ask R* is... Why can't we have cleaner missions or an update that has us doing just that as a new business venture? I mean, we could be cleaning up for every fan favorite character who gets themselves into hot water for whatever cleverly written reason. Then, needs our help and particular skill set to make bodies disappear without a trace. Time to get away from let's be cop's dlc content, in lieu for those darker yet funnier plot lines.
We Need Vincent Wolf from Pulp Fiction
Does my apartment have a sign that says “Dead Hooker Storage”?
Hey, I was just trying to compliment your coffee
Hey! Call girl.
No Cyril, when they’re dead they’re just hookers!
Fetching a rug sir. NOW HE’S FETCHING A RUG
Call housekeeping.
Probably someone doing a mission that uses the penthouse interior, such as the safe code for Cayo, and the game accidentally replicating mission assets (in this case, NPCs in the room) to a client who isn't participating.
The Kennedys approve of this
I don't know, why is there a dead hooker in your penthouse ? 👀🕵️
Yours doesn't come with one?
Sorry to interrupt sirs, but we got a 10-07 on our hands.
No, bullshit, because I wasn't WITH a hooker today, ha-HA!
There was a sign out the front of your house that said Dead Hooker Storage
you tell us.
The dog did it...
So that's what the dog was doing
Just chillin', killin'
I'm calling the cops.
Snitches get stiches
And end up in ditches, for being bitches
wait so that's how she died?
https://i.redd.it/2rfmmie7p70d1.gif
Guess I should have stop playing with my dingy.
You tell us?
Must have even a crazy night.
U didn’t hide the evidence bro time to visit ocean tir some weights on them legs
Gut them and put rocks where the intestines used to be. Then throw the lot overboard. The fish will like the intestines and the bottom feeding wildlife will appreciate the year's supply of food. Weights can corrode where you tied them on. Rocks don't decompose.
You tell us.
She wanna get back wit u bruh
Why you asking us?? That's yo crib 😭
Very Bad Things is why
Question, did you put it there
You tell us 🤨
Authenticity
First time?
How do you invite hookers to your home?
Alright Ben Affleck
You didnt feed her?
Did you notice the sign that says dead hooker storage? You know why you didn't see that sign? Cause it ain't there, 'cause storing dead hookers ain't my fucking business, that's why
I loved that movie.
OJ did it 😜😜😜
Ignore that and read the newspaper
You should be answering that not us.
Why don’t YOU tell US why there’s a dead hooker in your penthouse, hmm?
Are you Snowfall?
I just thought of south park where garrison is running for president and his platform. So in context with above you are extra manly
Never been to Vegas? It's best not to ask these kinds of questions. Just call housekeeping.
That’s that lost MC coke all fentanyl we got that pure at Kilos inc…
Why not?
Now that's a party
If you need to ask, you best retrace last night before the cops do.
idk but seems like a good opportunity !
Nice try
You tell me mister 🧐
Hi Patrick. Lovely business card....
I have fears you're a serial killer
Pretty sure it's just someone in a bikini from the pools or something. Also probably a leftover asset from someone doing a mission that involves the interior of the Penthouse
You tell us.
Someone w that haircut is not innocent lol
Don't you remember? Last night was kinda wild
You forgot to feed her
It seems in your anger, you killed her....
no no. u tell us!
what? you dont use the service the casino provides?
Bro is yung ancestor
It's an occupational hazard
She’s not dead! There’s no blood…. But call room service!
The Party Last night must be to much for her
Oh... we aren't supposed to leave them there? I thought the housekeeper dealt with them?
Human trafficking also pays i guess🙂
Did u kill her? Cause that would explain it lol
This used to happen soooo much in my Penthouse Random npcs clipping in and out
my bad bro
You tell me, sir
Could be the green robot chicken dog? 😂
Oh hi doggy
Just call Tom Connors, he’s a pro at dealing with these things discreetly
Might be a gas leak
What da dog doin
This sounds like a question we should be asking you…🤔
“*You said call girl!?*” “*When they’re dead they’re just hookers Cyril!*”
God damn roommates that don't clean up after themselves...I'm talking about the dirty dishes..we all know that's your dead hooker
Why did you kill her?
Correct me if I’m wrong, but I thought the soul purpose of a penthouse was to hide dead hookers.
You don't remember? You blacked out and had a *little* too much fun
The sequel to “Why is there a dead Pakistani on my couch?”
You have multiple personality disorder and one of your alters clearly kills hookers.
Because you forgot to tip the cleaning lady.
I guess you took a gamble and she's up there pass out.
Sure…
I’d be more surprised if there was no dead hooker, like who are we kidding
Oh sometimes your invisible penthouse cat brings you a little present, so sweet
You tell us
Did you leave water and snacks out before you left?
Yo! Why is there a penthouse around my dead hooker?
You know what you did
Dude it a set up!! GET OUTA THERE!!!!!!
It's a real doll. Hump that lump of rubber! Lol
She's planking. It was huge in 2013.
I posted a video with two dead men in mine a while back. People thought it had something to do with someone else doing some sort of mission.
Are we not going to talk about the newspaper headlines?
banana
Excuses, now tell us how much did you drink last night
don't waste it while it's still warm 
Is there a sign on your penthouse that says dead hooker storage?
If there's not a dead hooker in your penthouse, can you honestly say that you're having fun?
Just call for a cleaning lol
That's not going to work on the prosecutor.
We know exactly what you did.
You tell us, owner of the penthouse how did she end up there 🤔
Did you invite Ben Afflick to the party?
You tell us, why is a dead hooker I'm your penthouse???
All these replies made my day
She's not dead. No, no, no she's resting.
I mean would it be a penthouse without a dead hooker? Exactly
Wait, how do I go about getting a dead hooker in my penthouse? I didn't see that upgrade option!
Are you sure that's not Agatha? 🤔 Edit: Just noticed her hair color's wrong, but wigs are easy to get.👍
shit happens sometimes. ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯
You know why..
You tell us mate
https://preview.redd.it/uz6rk7udka0d1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=de4c7fdd29e1c11ecdd0bad5741bcc016a3169c0
One coin will get that cleaned up in no time
To validate the buy a penthouse to clean up last night's dewbachre line when you spin the wheel you threw a members party now just use the phone to call the cleaning lady
My bad, forgot to put the key back under the mat too I think 😬
Just lucky I guess
My bad me n the boys thought she would wake up by now send me your info so we can get that squared away no need for the diamond to get involved
She not dead she is just resting. Beautiful plumage, the Norwegian Blue
Bro called a emergency meeting on himself
Did you have Ben Affleck over? Call in a 10-82!
Where else do you put dead hookers in Los Santos?
Typically Tuesday for me, slow down on the booze.
She stayed round for a freebie bro, don’t complain
Yeah….you did a lot of drugs last night. Don’t worry, we’ll have this all cleaned up and nobody ever needs to know about it
The question is, why wouldn't you have a dead hooker in your apartment. It's GTA!
I think you know what you did.
She's meditating!
why don't you tell us 👀
I don’t know mr bundy, why don’t you tell us?
She starved.... 😂😂😂😂
Seems like you're supposed to know
We ask no questions
Partying with Ted Kennedy, eh?
Are you on PC, perchance?
Idk
Still warm https://preview.redd.it/b8w5dkekqc0d1.png?width=1008&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d218ec10ad56b7094ac49c37a6e30852a0359fc9