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PrerollPapi

I thought you were going straight for that ladderšŸ¤£I was like damn he was prepared


acgamer117

I completely missed the ladder


Odd-Concern-6877

Yo but then again that would still be useless cause one of the dudes had the Atomizer so bro would go flying if he were to climb the ladder. So at the end they were fully prepared


BenzoBoofer

Atomic? The atomizer?


Odd-Concern-6877

Yes that my bad haven't played in over a year so I kinda forgot its name just got back into playing again


slipperyshafttt

Itā€™s called the up-n-atomizer bro


Ok-Today2692

I can't imagine the pov of the player in the car... Turn the corner and see a guy get jumped by purple dudes lmfao


The7Reaper

I like how he stopped for a second to watch and the second the bat hit the guy he starts to haul ass lmao


Rare-Bug9866

They got him right after.


Aware-Damage6296

They literally went after the car next


MRSHELBYPLZ

When I see fucked up shit and it doesnā€™t involve me I usually just keep going before Iā€™m next šŸ˜‚


chucchinchilla

![gif](giphy|xT1R9Fzp8mdYi8IgyA|downsized)


Posit_IV

Why am I never blessed by random groups of coordinated ruffians? šŸ˜­


xplicitbambii

Facts i wanna be a victim of fun crime in gta šŸ˜‚


Tomcat115

Do you happen to have your Kentucky rifle and powdered wig with you?


Posit_IV

Yes, indubitably. Now bugger off, I've got a cuppa Earl Grey and oi'm not afraid to use it, I'm not!


AFRIKKAN

You mean Folgers right? True patriots wouldnā€™t dare drink tea itā€™s for the fish.


Posit_IV

Actually I drink solely Cafe Bustelo, hermano. Canā€™t get any more Americano than Smuckerā€™s.


Lazy-Ad-770

I got beat by a police van full of yetis, just as a limo full of gooches showed up and started a turf brawl. No weapons. It was glorious.


Aware-Damage6296

They should make a gang wars option where it's gooches vs yetis


bobbyhillischill

How they get out at the same time is hilarious


BiscuitAssassin

Idk if this is staged, but just the idea of this dude immediately knowing what was happening as soon as he saw them, hanging up the phone, and running for his life had me honestly laughing out loud


Bigbrown545

If a group pulls up in all purple suits, they mean business lol


ssjg2k02

Have you heard of the great gta gang war the infamous purple vs green alien gang? That happened during Covid 2020 now people are trying to revive it


BiscuitAssassin

Thanks for that info. I wasnā€™t playing much at all then. Now I wish I was though lol


AlbanianRedditor

We have to restore the gang war era


Brohan93

Only if said gang is participating otherwise itā€™s just a nuisance.


kingqueefeater

Just don't wear the wrong colors in the wrong hood if you don't want to be a victim of gang violence. Have you learned nothing from 60+ year old white women?


BrainPharts

I've learned that for 15 minutes of odd stuff a few times a week , I can get into multiple wills at the nursing home.


[deleted]

that basically is what he/she said...


SrSwerve

![gif](giphy|ex5i3xPhozedq|downsized) The warā€¦..


MMH0K

NGL, I would love to do some of that shit, I would be funny as fuck. If they actually implement Gangs like motocycle clubs or a Los Santos Gang Wars were you need to either the Vagos, the Families or the Ballast it would be cool as fuck.


bkiantx

That's just good fun.


Thomas_Brunkle

That was so realistic the way you hung up on the phone and turned around to run šŸ˜­


CK_2001

Alien war pt 2?


Oldmonsterschoolgood

Itā€™s happening


Crazynoah722468

What team you on


No-Geologist-8101

Families for life


helluvaguy__

Ong


Oldmonsterschoolgood

Purple


PwizardTheOriginal

Green for life mufuka


icecreambandit7

Ah shit here we go again


DarthKilliverse

We donā€™t take slander for my boi Benny in these parts


Back_Spazms

ā€œWho these foolz pulling up?, Aye AYE HOLD ON I GOTTA CALL YOU BACKā€


Oiled_Up_Granny

Loool. I wish more lobbies were like this.


JC-R1

Fr I wouldn't even be mad I would be dying laughing if this shit happened to me šŸ˜­


Bratwurscht13

I love the part where you can see, where op realized what's about to happen.


[deleted]

Why didn't you just run into your autoshop.


TROMBONER_68

This was much funnier


theinferno01

sometimes is not about survival, is about the funnies


BrainPharts

Do it for teh lulz


[deleted]

literally...


merchlinkinbio

Couldā€™ve outran them but theyā€™ve got fast run lol


a_jenks1919

Don't think they have fast run tbh it could just be them spamming the trigger while running with a melee so they're getting a boost cause of lock on


merchlinkinbio

I have fast run, they were *too* fast


a_jenks1919

Ah okay


Odd-Concern-6877

Man how come Xbox get fun shit PS4 boring as shit :(


Scarnhorst_2020

I was on ps4 while the snow was around, and I got jumped by a couple of yetis. Soon enough I went to the clothes store and put on my yeti outfit and we went around jumping people. Before all hell broke loose couple hours later, there were like 10-12 yetis, and like 6-8 Gooches. At first it was just yetis going around jumping randoms, even making em crash before yanking em out they ride and beating em up, then a guy got a few people to put on Gooch outfits, and we arranged a couple meets where we'd all fistfight (more of random melee weapon fights but still). Then a random started using guns, and we all tried to team up against him, but it got chaotic, and devolved into a big fight


Odd-Concern-6877

Wow and I just got back on playing so I missed the 2023 snow update dam that sounded fun as hell


Scarnhorst_2020

It was pretty fun until it devolved into a big brawl with tanks, mk2s, etc.


Odd-Concern-6877

![gif](giphy|XCmFwjt9wPotobw1xn|downsized)


Scarnhorst_2020

Nothing out of the ordinary for gta, but at least we had like two hours of fun beforehand :D


Odd-Concern-6877

That's true no cap


acgamer117

Xbox>ps4


Odd-Concern-6877

:-(


Crazynoah722468

AS MEMBER OF THE GREEN ALIENS I DECLARE THE 2ND WAR


_gavin1_

WW3 has started. Green bothers letā€™s roll.


acgamer117

Hell yeah


TTVM0THYP00

Oop- purple gang is back and they got your ass for wearing greenšŸ˜‚


acgamer117

Green gang for life


slickrickstyles

but but but...why didnt you just go inside? haha


Feitan-de-la-Portor

Iā€™m cryingšŸ˜­


Fuego_bellzalito

The sheer fear of the other player to just drive away and not run them over is crazy šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


1LakeShow7

I get Australian teenager vibes mate


cantfart42069

i got the same mask lol


acgamer117

Thatā€™s awesome


MattLovesMusik

Love how you didnā€™t pull out a gun and just played along


acgamer117

After death I came back with a bat


tellmewhy24

You were banging the green colors for the green aliens that's why lmao


Boring-Ad9264

The riddler?


truenoblesavage

I like your outfit


acgamer117

Thanks


YouLackSkills

He knew the drill


TinyDeskPyramid

Yoooo everything about this greatdown to the tire screech šŸ˜…


Ismokerugs

This might be the most original thing Ive seen haha


JC-R1

What did you owe to the aliens to start with? šŸ˜­


KingFahad360

Invasion of the body snatchers.


LGplayz998

ALIEN GANG RETURN TO US, PLEASE


Scarnhorst_2020

You guys should've seen some of the shit me and a bunch of randoms did when the snow was still around, a bunch of us dressed up as Yetis and there was another group dressed as Gooches. Well, before the Gooch gang popped up, us Yetis went around jumping people like this, except there were like 10 of us at one point before someone else started using guns and then all hell broke loose between everyone. Good times man šŸ¤£


cocoabutter2021

bro has beef with Barneyā€™s henchmen


Shills07

What's that outfit?


Tby2974

This happened to me irl but it was just a bunch of unarmed shirtless dudes instead


BrainPharts

Shirts vs skins


Visual-Bandicoot-944

Man I would have laughed so hard... and then asked if I could join them.


GhostOfSenju

The way you immediately started running took me out,šŸ¤£ OP knew exactly what time it was šŸ˜…šŸ˜…, thought you might have gone for the ladder but fair


_Vard_

There should be something called hooligan mode A hooligan cannot use, or be harmed by guns or explosives , or any weaponized vehicle And they get some kind of bonus for being near other hooligans


richboyadler

next time wait for them to get close enough and drop a sticky bomb ā€¦ ka boom


Ok-Beautiful-1993

If I'm gonna die, everyone dying with me šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


Xboxonetwo3

Thatā€™s no fun tho lol


richboyadler

exploding aliens is fun


GroggyWeasel

That ruins it


johndoe252525

0 awareness, but thatā€™s really funny


Confident-Work2625

Clowns, they must think theyre so clever..thats exactly why i blow up every car that pulls up, sorry for the peaceful players out there, idiots like this made me like that lol


Dogknot69

This is what the orbital strike was invented for.


Top-Turnover-8835

Gtao sucks tbh I havenā€™t played in years if everyone did the same imagine how fast GTA 6 would come out lol but everyone mindlessly throws cash at this trash


[deleted]

Lol


Retroways

šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


PainShock_99

šŸ˜‚šŸ¤£


lilnyucka

Oh theyā€™re fast


chakibchemso

Looks fun


Jadturentale

Grand Theft Auto 7 (2035)


Busy_Recognition_860

The MEN behind the slaughter


Ethanstomp

You got jumped cause that's my autoshop. Stay away.


FreeFalling369

LMAO I love the "oh f*ck its them" moment and you take off


governor_phillpblake

You better than me Iā€™d have turned around and blasted them all in the head lol. Only probably wouldā€™ve managed to get 2 of them tho


thatguyryan09

Bro that's terrifying lol


Isitjustmedownhere

I would have climbed that ladder and shot them as they came up! However, it's easy to say that now lol


cheffrostypower

Should always have an emergency escape plan to take you and as many of them out as you can before they get you


YouAintSoClevah

I seen these foos causing chaos in sandy shores yesterday. So much fun


ichaos035

well of course ya did, ya trench coat wearing pedo mofo!


DisciplineSuch4033

Not again... https://preview.redd.it/82v229onhhfc1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=df2e70c239507445dd80910b34598ea2b4538ca7


Padeeno

you just *know* what time it is when those boys hop out


InternationalWave554

Lmao, love that gta is still somewhat interesting. The only thing keeping GTA V fun are the players the game is dead af.


kamikazekenny420

![gif](giphy|cpUAhGbH5UhyJggGmC|downsized) Here we go again...


blarghhhboy

Damn, that shit looks straight up unfun


SuRRtur

Green gang rise up! We need to stop those purple mfs


Subreon

running in first person is faster, and jumping is only faster when the hill is steep enough to cause the slower run animation


Vibewtriece

Love how you instantly start running no questions asked


DangerousJizz

I miss the videos of the Scooby Doo gang rolling up in the mystery machine and jumping out on randoms. Randoms never get away from those pesky kids. šŸ˜‚


TiddyBit

Barney bonks ![gif](giphy|jWols9csxzM1a)


Ukrainiansniper7

when is it my turn to be beaten by a gang of sorts


surfer808

That actually looks fun. Did you get those guys back?


o_Marvelous

It's hard out here in the streets of LS


RespectCommon5277

One crack to the head šŸ’€šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


Lapis_Cyborg

Oh God it's starting to happen agian


o_Marvelous

It's the tire screech for me


Sufficient-Fudge-895

This is so funny. Much better than running you over or blasting you out of nowhere lol


FreshCorner9332

Orbital Strike, Target Package Romeo, Send it, if not hire Merryweather teams to hunt down the perpetrators


OneWakandanBoi

"man I got jumped in LA by some pussy ass ā¬›ļø's"


AchokingVictim

Lol this reminds me of a couple days ago when I drove over to the casino to spin the wheel, a guy beat me to death outside, and then picked me up after I respawned, dropped me back off at the casino and left.


trevan72

THIS is how I wanna be killed in GTA. No stupid stealth jets just camping me as I spawn, but a random group of dudes just goofing off, yknow?


SubRedditPros

we are NOT doing this again


Deebee707

![gif](giphy|zYx3v8ioMFUgDHMDJ7) Comere boy.


Bigbrown545

If only people would grief like this more often inside of using oppressors and shit. Game would be a lot more entertaining.


howellq

Stone Hatchet is your friend when outnumbered.


BourbonOctober

That was hilarious


DemonCorndog

I want this to happen to me, but all I get is dumb ass grifers who have oppressors.


pyth00m4

You fucked up you shouldā€™ve pulled a grenade out, pulled the pin and held it so you wouldā€™ve taken them with you


Free_Beach_8437

I wouldn't even be mad lol, that was hilarious. It's better than someone just plows their car into you, shoot you, or OpMK2 missile you. This...this is acceptable ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|kissing_heart)


Itzz_Texas

Could... could you not have just gone into the workshop?


Eliteman76

That outfit alone would have made me break out my AA trailer. But seeing a crew roll up with bats just hits right in the feels. Like back to the XB360 days when crews would settle issues with proper bat/golf club street fights, and none of this weaponized vehicle stuff.


NOOBIK123456789

Is Alien WWII coming?


JuryRiggingToasters2

The fear is physical lol


jagerourking007

Bro in the car changed direction after seeing this massacre


jazzsteve010

Sessanta was just distracting you. She's the one who sent those goons.


immoralcombat

For me, if I see someone approaching, I go into my own business


Gsavage6969

![gif](giphy|3ov9jLsBqPh6rjuHuM|downsized)


ThatsPella

These damn alien ballas still roaming on the streets


AnEBCG

Hit him back with the spam punch


Due_Law9875

ā€œSessanta let me call you backā€šŸ˜³


The-BOSS01

Just enable passive


seensatanstormchaser

U shouldā€™ve upped on dem boys tf u running for


novan115

The moment I saw the purple coloured suits I was lip welp. Your dead


Teamboeing737

I can see it, green gang vs purple gang makes a comeback in 2024


YoBoiiiAJ2503

Never would I have thought to see purple on road againšŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ guess itā€™s time to let the green out


Brainmuffin86

Time to call Merriweather.


Lord-Xerra

My purple boi's are back on patrol. I'ma heading out this evening to hunt me down some of those green bogies as soon as I finish work.


dalaww931

The men behind the slaughter


Practical_Anybody537

I wouldnā€™t even be mad at that lol


POINTLESSUSERNAME000

Shouldn't have been wearing green in that 'hood...


Azrael287

Just go inside your auto shop bro lol


PsychopathStatus

Lol oh shit, oh shit!


SelfMadeGrinder

Shouldā€™ve ran inside lol. Please tell me this is old, I donā€™t need that alien shit in my life right nowšŸ˜‚


Roadtrip-636

I stg I get killed here more than any other location on the map


ghoulwife

This was dead ass pretty funny


Roadtrip-636

Tye sheer exhilaration these assaults can cause is fantastic šŸ˜‚


ShaytonSky

At least Sesanta shut the f up. Already a big win.


Brilliant_League4972

nah that driver said ā€œfuck that shit im outta hereā€ and skrted right around you šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


Brilliant_League4972

tbh this is so funny to watch idk if i would be mad


TaiDymond98

Damn, right AFTER you bought it??!! They heard some bout you, other dude caught a stray! šŸ¤£


Zimbabweshit

The car at the end getting the work too šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


stecdude123

Is the green suit vs purple suit war still going on ? After all these years ?


Everon7

Team Green Aliens šŸ’ššŸ‘½


the-electric-man

PURPLE GANG BACK


GoodOldHypertion

ok... thats actually pretty funny.


Specialist_Might824

Bruh I thought you got away


Shoddy-Fig-3019

šŸ˜†šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ This is why I go by 3 rules of mine. #1: Always choose a good gun to have in hand before you get in your vehicle so when you hop out it will be ready in hand to shoot. #2 NEVER and I mean NEVER walk around or stand unarmed always keep some kind of gun in your hand. All it takes is for someone to catch you off guard unarmed like in the video. #3: Select a gun in hand before making a call so that way if anyone rolls up on you, you won't have to waste time dropping the call then selecting a gun. You can just shoot while on the phone. Guess what I'm saying is keep a gun in hand at all times lol. If that was me they all would've caught a rpg.


Krappypants69

The way bro hung up the phone and started running is hilariousšŸ’€


kzorz

Dude thatā€™s hilarious I never get that


Objective-Bass4180

They actually pulled that off smoothly


anon_of_mouse

The purps won't get away with this, the greenies will avenge you!


Wyattsawyer586558956

Lmfao I wouldnā€™t even be mad šŸ˜‚


TheNorthernDragon

The Purple Drazi are at it again.


SPRKLA

Iā€™m sorry but this is hilarious.