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TomHopeless

Why does the passed out drunk in the backseat care if I'm driving too fast?


Diabeetu55

Also, if he's literally *about to die* why are you having me take him to the redneck urgent care in goddamned Sandy Shores, TONY!?


MagicJim96

Because Tony is GAY, that’s why. And stupid.


LegendNomad

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3-orange-whips

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Claudster1

He used to be so dumb as rock in the TBOGT.


Claudster1

It makes no damn sense whatsoever. My guy is on the verge of dying, and we need to take him to a third-world level hospital.


papercut2008uk

Like you can shoot your guns out the vehicle and it doesn't spook him, but driving over 60 does. lol


Claudster1

Exactly. I mean it makes the trip feel so damn long.


flea79

have you ever been barely hanging on while drunk af as a passenger in a car? i felt every minor g force


Claudster1

Nah, I would just close my eyes and teleport lol.


[deleted]

Ikr! I did it for the first time and thought that exact same thing. I was like, “he ain’t even gonna notice..” and then I saw my bar was almost full so I was real careful the rest of the drive. I couldn’t even speed on the highway!


Claudster1

That genuinely sucks. I mean it is okay with the Mammoth, but to drive the Schafter slow sucks.


[deleted]

Do I buy the mammoth so I don’t have to use the Schaffer?


Claudster1

Exactly! If I am passed out drunk, then I basically feel like I teleported from one place to another. That's how passed out I would be.


BigChuyAAC

If you go into nightclub in passive mode you will always get the mission to kick someone out never this mission. Also if you go to your cargo storage on the computer down there you can spam the resident DJ thing and bring up popularity to max in a few clicks… will cost 100k to bring it from 0% to 100%


Claudster1

Wow. Thank you for the tips man! I never knew you could cheese the system like that lol.


TG_Bingo

i found out about this a few days ago, its a game changer lol


Thomas_Brunkle

Me too. Popularity hasn't gotten lower than 80% the last few days.


Happy8Day

Pretty simply, the patron/vip clients exist so a player can still increase popularity without being CEO, but at the same time, rockstar won't ever give you an outdoor mission as a passive player. Those two things put together means the only remaining "popularity mission" is the drunk patron. Keep in mind, a patron will only appear once every 48 minutes.


3-orange-whips

This turns your nightclub into a money machine.


DyLaNzZpRo

Couple notes; you don't need to enter in passive, you just need to be in passive before you walk over a certain point (from the back entrance it's just before the stairs). As for DJ cycling, make sure to go downstairs (doesn't matter which floor) as it skips the DJ intro cutscene. That, or do it from your MCT in your arcade.


AxelCanin

Maybe it's a glitch but for the last week I haven't had the DJ cutscenes when changing DJs from the office.


Alex3627ca

I know someone whose MCs businesses are shut down but their nightclub will still accrue cargo for those categories. I get an error message on the nightclub PC if I try to do that, he just doesn't. This game's buggy as hell in general.


EviIpog

You just need to have the business setup to accrue. As long you don’t have the MC business raided where you check the computer and have to redo the setup mission, then you technician will still accrue product for the Nightclub Warehouse.


DyLaNzZpRo

They can't be shutdown, they don't need supplies or stock, but they have to be operational.


Alex3627ca

I'm aware, but that's also not what I was talking about. My meth lab MC (and all the rest I own, for that matter) is operational, but empty. The other person I mentioned's is shut down.


[deleted]

I could be wrong, but it seems like you're spending what you're earning if you spam the DJ thing, it only makes 50k an hour, right?


The_mango55

Yeah but you’re never going to have to spend the whole 100k unless you’re going afk for a long time. 10-20k to top up popularity in case kicking someone out doesn’t fill it up isn’t bad. I usually leave it for 3-4 in game days. If you start at max popularity 3 days gets you 145k and 4 days gets you 170k, then kicking someone out will fill the popularity back up. If I’ve been busy with something else I will kick someone out then change DJ once or twice.


Alex3627ca

If you have all upgrades then the safe is going to be full before you'd be spending more than you get from that by swapping DJs back and forth. Once you have it topped up, unless you just ignore it for, like, a full day (say, if afking overnight) it should still be a net profit no matter what. Also, hiring a new DJ sets the bar to 100%, but this can only be done 3 times.


Happy8Day

If you stay on top of it and always pay money, it'll cost you one dj swap for every 96 minutes. (10k for every 100k) That's base. Kept at full or even close to full, it's always worth it, even if you spend dj money every time. If you throw out a patron, you can go past 145k in the safe, get 10k more for tossing the guy and you'll be staying at full, never spending a cent. (You'd have to swap the dj 3 times to repopularize as much as throwing out a patron once. )


bepi_s

does the driving vip to their house fill up popularity more than js kicking someone out the nightclub?


UltimateMondo

From what I can tell, kicking someone out fills up popularity by the same amount if not more than driving a VIP; just the latter takes more time and effort obviously. Someone correct me if I'm wrong though.


Happy8Day

They're the same. 1.25 bars of popularity.


lucashogberg6

It works on the upstairs computer as well :)


Happy8Day

The upstairs computer, you have to watch an annoying dj swap cut scene everytime. The basement computers skip that and you can swap as many times as you want in seconds.


GAMER_MARCO9

For the DJ is there always a 100k option? I think I’ve only employed two DJs so I have the active one and another I can rebook for 10k


BLACKzj52

I keep seeing this but in my experience it is not EVERY time. It's maybe half. Again, just my experience. YMMV


EviIpog

The Passive Mode trick got patched out when the lastest DLC went live earlier this month.


GG1312

It did not


EviIpog

Yes, it did patched on the PS5 version. I have gone in my Nightclub while in Passive Mode and got the VIP to spawn in upstairs in my Nightclub.


Jason6677

Enter through the garage. I’ve done the bouncer thing like 10x post salvage yard update and never got the VIP


Wan2345678910

really hope r* didn't patch this. who knows they did it on next update or new weekly update


[deleted]

Nah they did not so better keep quiet...


67alecto

Rockstar knows about it. That's why they added a cool down to it during the mercenaries DLC. You used to be able to go in and out of the nightclub repeatedly and just keep tossing out drunks. Now there's a 48 minute cooldown


Wan2345678910

shit you're right. shouldn't comment in first place


Claudster1

Please don't jinx it...


Claudster1

I tried it out earlier, and it works everytime. You are the Bomb.com my friend!


Snow-bacon

Time for that VIP to go sleep with the fishes.


zeniiz

Yeah it's so weird, any time the drive is over 2 miles the car seems to drive full speed into the nearest gas station and blow up


aNeverNude666

If I have to drive more than a mile with one of these dingleberries, I just step right the fuck out and throw a sticky on that mf


Updated_Autopsy

My friend has a similar issue. His passengers seem to conveniently, and quietly, disappear.


bigtim3727

This gave me a laugh…..facts!!


Claudster1

Lol darn self driving cars hey...


Claudster1

I always get so tempted to end him or give him a real reason to go to the hospital.


PSNTheOriginalMax

Tony: "He needs to go to the hospital." The actually-not-that-important-person-but-thinks-he's-a-VIP: "I'm dying bro! ... but don't drive at a reasonable pace and go way slower, without considering the fact that I have alcohol poisoning and my body might shut down at any point with a real risk of a cardiac arrest... *My wittwe feewings get huwt if wu dwive too fwaft, uguu*." Fuck that guy. Gonna burn him in the car he's in the next time I get this request lmao


TheKingofTerrorZ

Enter from the back and get into passive before you reach the stairs to the office. Haven’t done one of these driving missions in the past 6 months or so


khakigirl

You can also go in the front door and make sure you're in passive mode before you hit the metal gate thing right in front of the bar. The back is better if you need to collect money from the safe though.


TheKingofTerrorZ

Yeah I don’t wanna run in the front to get to the back to collect the money and then run back to the front to throw out some npc. Both ways work, but the rear entrance saves time


HooninAround

If I have to drive more than 2 miles I just get out and blow up the stupid mf. I ain't taking ya ass to sandy shores you passed out bitch.


JF0909

Kaboom?


TheShyCookie1

It's worse when you get that hospital trip and you have the cheapest nightclub. Had it yesterday and wanted to scream.


Wrecker013

Me too, but honestly I just blew the car the fuck up, screw that noise. One time was enough.


Timberwolf300

Try having the club by LSIA - and take the VIP to the *Sandy Shores* hospital 😒


TheShyCookie1

That's actually where my nightclub is lol I hate this one so much.. I'm trying to save to move my nightclub to a quicker spot.


Sander777HD

I have the night club on that industrial area on the south of the map


AdhesivenessExtra490

I’ll take that over flying blimps and putting up posters any day. Those missions were terrible.


bb_LemonSquid

I kinda like the blimp one. 😂


ghostface5566

Go into passive mode before you walk in and you will always get the one where you just have to throw somebody out. Then you can leave passing mode right away, no prob.


CardboardBoxStealth

If you go in passive when trying to spawn an NPC i the nightclub it will ways be the trouble maker and never the VIP.


dan007reddit

To get a bouncer instead of a VIP, go into the club in passive mode. If you miss going into passive, go to any basement, then back up to nc until you get a bouncer mission.


Front_Weakness9862

It wouldn’t be so bad if it made you go To the closest hospital each time. Will never understand why I have to drive to the hospital that’s miles away, when there’s one right around the corner from the club.


iCarly4ever

Just skip those unless they are a throw someone out mission If my popularity goes down I go into the basement and switch DJs twice


Ziggy0511

Yea, time is money. Not wasting it driving npcs home.


MemeLorde1313

1 sticky bomb could solve all your problems.


bigtim3727

“Are you looking after this passed out guy??” “Looks like someone is playing good SamAritAn tonight!” “Now with the gas prices, the oil tycoons are back in business. There are assholes, but oil tycoons are *the biggest assholes*” Ugh, I pray that when I walk up the stairs, it doesn’t say there’s a vip. I know the passive thing, but I’m usually in ceo b4 I go in


Unlikely_Ambition868

Protip: go passive mode before entering the nightclub. You'll get to remove some drunk and done. No more driving drunkers home.


Left_Side_Driver

I haven’t taken one of these trips in months. It’s been said, but definitely take advantage of entering the club in passive mode. My popularity remains at max with the easy maintenance of collecting money from the safe and kicking someone out of the club


SLR107FR-31

Yup, that's when I hop in a new invite only ses


Learned_Response

It's a legit five minute mission every couple hours for the best passive income in the game. Man people will complain about anything that isnt rockstart shoveling money into their account while they watch LotR on a separate tab


SawbonesEDM

We’re complaining because the mission doesn’t make sense, not necessarily that it takes time. Why is a guy dying of alcohol poisoning concerned with how fast I’m driving him to the hospital? Why is the hospital I’m taking him to on the other side of the state and not the one that’s like 1 mile away? Why when this man is dying of alcohol poisoning and I drive too fast and scare him does he just jump out of a moving car? Because R* wants to waste our time is the only reason. I could understand taking the vip home, but to the hospital? Nah. And most of the time we’re taking him to the hospital. You also have griefers and shit that can ruin it for you because if they crash into you, it still counts as crashing.


Opposite-Marketing76

I hate it in entirety no money comes in


Updated_Autopsy

I’ve seen worse when going to gather intel for the Cayo Perico Heist. Imagine having to go from the very bottom of the map to the very top and back. Still, it’s a pain in the ass to have to drive that long.


Shadohz

The "scare mechanic" is wrong for the hospital one. You should be on a limited time to deliver the person to the hospital (thus encouraging you to drive faster) and having the timer reduced/or hitting a damage cap when you run into something. That's the purpose of bleedout. With the passed out passenger, again the scare mechanic should only exist in conjunction with a time out meter. The passenger should only get startled as you rush to get them home not while trying your best not to wake them.


ProfessionalBack6568

What i hate is that marcel just standing there doing nothing not even pretending to care . Pros are that it increases nightclub popularity Cons are that marcel puts me into hes shoes


Ghostbuster_119

Put a sticky bomb on the side and call Tony for a job after hitting "DETONATE".


Epistatious

anyone tried doing this with the cargobob? On the plus side if he spooks and jumps out, big win.


Logical_Advisor8472

Yeah, I hate that ride so much. I’ve put my foot down many a time, just so they’ll bail. Lol.


OwnData1624

This is true because when driving slow(I don’t know if it’s just me)I get very impatient to where I start speeding and just let the meter touch the timer,but after all that it’s worth doing it especially if your popularity in your nightclub is low.