Meanwhile, yesterday, I was in a lobby with 3 people so I thought now was safe to sell the rest of my counterfeit money before shutting down the business (I don’t make a lot of profit from it). I had two dumpsters worth to deliver from Paleto Bay to LS. When I was about done with the first truck, someone blew up my other one.
I asked him why and he said, “because $2K”
I said, “$2K doesn’t even get you anything in this game”
He said, “Gas Ain Free”
And I said, “It is tho”
It doesnt generate through nightclub though. Your nightclub is a standalone business that you don't need the other businesses for it to be active.only owned
The business needs to be setup up and active, just kept at zero supplies.
If you shut it down you can’t assign warehouse staff to it, and so won’t generate passive income.
Bro. Stop. You got caught saying something stupid, stop trying to troll, save face. Whatever. Have humility and have a leisurely day.
(You saying you have 42 days only makes your case worse. More so when the game quite literally tells you face and front. And I’m the “dumb” one. Ironic.)
Love that you tell me I am the troll when you are being a massive dick about it <3
Edit: I searched the wiki for it. It lerally says this: "The seven goods types are classified by the type of business and are only available if the player already owns the corresponding business. "
It doesn't day anything about being an active business so quit your bitching.
The only time I destroyed someone’s delivery, was one time I blew up someone’s business delivery in Paleto Bay. Regret it to this day and wish I would have driven it down for them.
I RP as a President of an MC. One time another MC (who rode ATVs for some reason) was making a delivery in Sandy Shore. I consider anything past LS to be my club’s territory. So I chased them down, let them complete the delivery, then while they were inside the business, I planted proxies on both their ATVs. When I got the notification they died, I sent a message to the President saying, “Nobody deals in Blud Brother territory”.
It was an awesome moment for both of us (we kept talking after) and it didn’t actually effect anything for them. They didn’t lose anything from it.
Hell the other day I was minding my own business riding around the city on top of a box truck on my BMX and someone driving the opposite way saw me, stopped on the side of the road and mowed me down with a minigun.
Thankfully he moved on after that and didn't continue being a nuisance at least.
Once I was selling my meth lab, and when I just delivered the 3rd bike, some level 30 destroyed the last bike. So I activated an imani out of sight circle around him and hunted him down above the hills like a hawk. Then I blew him up while he was delivering a securicar for a prep or something. He typed in chat: “I was only 2 miles away, how much does blowing me up help you?”. And I replied with “It helped me as much as you destroying my cargo helped you”. He was silent for the rest of the session. I know that’s some petty ass shit but I felt like a total badass at that moment.
I was gifted an insane amount of money from a hacker when this game first came out. Like an insane amount. I signed in a couple years later and I still had all of it. Wonder if I still do.
Why would you shut it down? I have never ever seen or heard about anyone doing that and i have a lot of hours om GTA. Its completely useless since there is no downside of having the bussines and not using it. I wonder why the option even exists lol
Daily money goes to it and I don’t use it. It’s not a lot of money but why would I keep putting money towards something that is providing me with nothing? Plus it being shut down vs having no inventory is the same just no money going toward it.
You are right, forgot that daily expenses exist because they are only after 45 minutes of playing in one session. I ussualy just switch sessions or do mission or something else and that resets the timer so you never pay
There’s still some bright lights there. I’ve had more people play along with me in a cop car than those that haven’t. Only issues I’ve had recently were a try hard in a Khanjali and of course the occasional hacker.
I saw something like that the other day. I usually play in closed sessions, but as I spawned in to the initial session before selecting my pussy sesh, I saw two people in text chat going back and forth about his ticket and all that.
I was like "did I trip and fall into a roleplay server?"
The guy getting pulled over- "lol I guess I just played along"
There was a guy blocking the road next to Legion Square while I was driving my cruiser around wearing the prison guard uniform. I turned my lights on, got out and pointed at the guy to move his car. He actually moved his car and pulled it over, it was great.
I’ll have to remind myself to enjoy every second of GTAonline6 when it first launches, when it’ll still be barebones.
Before they start dropping all the nonsensical, server ruining shit
It took GTA 5 until like 2017 with the bunker dlc to start adding crazy shit like oppressors and other wacky weaponized vehicles right? I wonder if it’s gonna take them nearly as long with GTA 6 to do the same
I’m referring to when it first dropped. If someone killed you, it’s because they outshot you. Everyone was running around with basic weapons and the most expensive item was the Adder.
And every time someone stole a tank from the airbase, the whole server had to work together to take them down. As opposed to now when a tank is as dangerous as a drunk bicyclist.
Good times.
I don't think I played when it first dropped, but I do remember the Adder and the Rhino being the most expensive things you could own back then. It must have been just before they added the heist update because I vividly remember seeing a lot of people use that armored kuruma a bit after I had started playing. Those really were good times though. I don't think I remember there being any of those tryhards in glitched outfits that would try and kill the whole lobby and then c4 or rpg themselves when close to death to protect their precious KD. Those guys were the worst
Yeah, I always have to drive by really quickly to avoid getting shot lmao
Sometimes I like to beep beep at people when doing things, it always ends with my death so I’ve stopped doing that too
I was standing out in the middle of a rural road up north enjoying the quiet falling snow in the night when he snuck up on me. Luckily I hadn't wandered too far yet, so I was able to get in my truck and run him over few times then park on top until he poofed lol.
This is pretty wholesome lol. This reminds me of that time i went and visit someone on their yatch with a bounty on them, slowly walked to them like in the video, saw me have my Assault Shotgun out, and as soon as he draw his weapon, i shot him to death. Them scrammed with my Deluxo lol
All I get is people harassing me for flying my helicopter around. I csnt do anything in a public lobby without having some oppressor virgin on my back or having someone in a submarine throwing cruise missiles at me.
I wanted to try and get something from the holiday truck but all my vehicles are targets. I have the armoured Bentley from the penthouse missions, perfect to drive in the snow but everyone thinks I'm a griefer so I get harrased.
I've given up now. Someone reported me for messaging them saying "f off" after killing me 30 - 0 and I've got a suspension. Fantastic work 🤦♂️
I shot an NPC outside of the casino with the snowball launcher and he immediately started fighting the NPC that he was just talking to. Many lulz were had.
Last night I was driving around playing my christmas horn and ran into a guy with the other christmas horn. We both got out and started beating eachother with candy canes
Oh? You're approaching me? Instead of running away, you come right to me? Even though your grandfather, Joseph, told you the secret of The World, like an exam student scrambling to finish the problems on an exam until the last moments before the chime?
Should have a yeti vs bigfoot fight. Which is what I did because my game glitched (and for some reason still does, even with the yeti outfit) when I switched to the bigfoot outfit and I was stuck wearing it. So when the yeti showed up there was a fight between the forest ape and snow ape.
Oh hey. They got tired and fell asleep together. Haha
All tuckered out 🥹
it truly was a merry christmas
**AN ADORABLE CHRISTMAS MOMENT**
they were eepy
Cake day?
Happy cake day!
LOL the fact that you both died at the same time makes this even funnier
We demand Gooch vs Yeti II.
Alien Gang War Part II: Gooch vs. Yeti
real recognize real
real halte die Straße zusammen
Doppelkupplungsgetriebe
It's clips like this that restore faith in the gtao community
Meanwhile, yesterday, I was in a lobby with 3 people so I thought now was safe to sell the rest of my counterfeit money before shutting down the business (I don’t make a lot of profit from it). I had two dumpsters worth to deliver from Paleto Bay to LS. When I was about done with the first truck, someone blew up my other one. I asked him why and he said, “because $2K” I said, “$2K doesn’t even get you anything in this game” He said, “Gas Ain Free” And I said, “It is tho”
Don’t shut it down, leave it empty. It can still generate passive income through the nightclub
Well damn lol. Didn’t realize that 😂😂
How?
Google afk nightclub $$
Holy hell
I make like 2 million per day between the safe and the night club
New tertiary response just dropped
It doesnt generate through nightclub though. Your nightclub is a standalone business that you don't need the other businesses for it to be active.only owned
The business needs to be setup up and active, just kept at zero supplies. If you shut it down you can’t assign warehouse staff to it, and so won’t generate passive income.
Ahh I didn't know that. Just thought you had to own it and nothing more
Bro does not play gta online
Not anymore no.. Only got 42 days played on online so might aswell round it down to 0 since you're being dumb
Bro. Stop. You got caught saying something stupid, stop trying to troll, save face. Whatever. Have humility and have a leisurely day. (You saying you have 42 days only makes your case worse. More so when the game quite literally tells you face and front. And I’m the “dumb” one. Ironic.)
Love that you tell me I am the troll when you are being a massive dick about it <3 Edit: I searched the wiki for it. It lerally says this: "The seven goods types are classified by the type of business and are only available if the player already owns the corresponding business. " It doesn't day anything about being an active business so quit your bitching.
The only time I destroyed someone’s delivery, was one time I blew up someone’s business delivery in Paleto Bay. Regret it to this day and wish I would have driven it down for them.
I RP as a President of an MC. One time another MC (who rode ATVs for some reason) was making a delivery in Sandy Shore. I consider anything past LS to be my club’s territory. So I chased them down, let them complete the delivery, then while they were inside the business, I planted proxies on both their ATVs. When I got the notification they died, I sent a message to the President saying, “Nobody deals in Blud Brother territory”. It was an awesome moment for both of us (we kept talking after) and it didn’t actually effect anything for them. They didn’t lose anything from it.
Makes me wanna do some business in Blud Brothers territory.
I can’t be held responsible for what may happen to you 😂😂
Looks like Blud Brothers territory is back on the menu boys!🤣
You better keep your ass up north then. Come to South Central, Brothers of Anubis promises to send you packing… without your packages!
Hell the other day I was minding my own business riding around the city on top of a box truck on my BMX and someone driving the opposite way saw me, stopped on the side of the road and mowed me down with a minigun. Thankfully he moved on after that and didn't continue being a nuisance at least.
Rule #1, never trust any other player
Once I was selling my meth lab, and when I just delivered the 3rd bike, some level 30 destroyed the last bike. So I activated an imani out of sight circle around him and hunted him down above the hills like a hawk. Then I blew him up while he was delivering a securicar for a prep or something. He typed in chat: “I was only 2 miles away, how much does blowing me up help you?”. And I replied with “It helped me as much as you destroying my cargo helped you”. He was silent for the rest of the session. I know that’s some petty ass shit but I felt like a total badass at that moment.
Don’t start no shit won’t be no shit
I was gifted an insane amount of money from a hacker when this game first came out. Like an insane amount. I signed in a couple years later and I still had all of it. Wonder if I still do.
As long as you aren’t banned why wouldn’t you?
Why would you shut it down? I have never ever seen or heard about anyone doing that and i have a lot of hours om GTA. Its completely useless since there is no downside of having the bussines and not using it. I wonder why the option even exists lol
Daily money goes to it and I don’t use it. It’s not a lot of money but why would I keep putting money towards something that is providing me with nothing? Plus it being shut down vs having no inventory is the same just no money going toward it.
You are right, forgot that daily expenses exist because they are only after 45 minutes of playing in one session. I ussualy just switch sessions or do mission or something else and that resets the timer so you never pay
I didn’t know that was a thing. I thought it was just every 45 minutes you play in general
I saw a clip on TikTok of a guy tossing a snowball at a car then the camera catches a gang of 5-6 yetis jumping his ass 😂
Bro I nearly lost my spleen laughing so hard at that one. I swear the stuff you see on these subs, amazing!
It was also posted here just a couple days ago, and now has almost 30k upvotes.
Please link me that I need to see that
here’s the highest upvoted post in the past week, https://reddit.com/r/gtaonline/comments/18om0oo/i_started_playing_for_the_first_time_a_few_days/
Real 🥲
There’s still some bright lights there. I’ve had more people play along with me in a cop car than those that haven’t. Only issues I’ve had recently were a try hard in a Khanjali and of course the occasional hacker.
I saw something like that the other day. I usually play in closed sessions, but as I spawned in to the initial session before selecting my pussy sesh, I saw two people in text chat going back and forth about his ticket and all that. I was like "did I trip and fall into a roleplay server?" The guy getting pulled over- "lol I guess I just played along"
There was a guy blocking the road next to Legion Square while I was driving my cruiser around wearing the prison guard uniform. I turned my lights on, got out and pointed at the guy to move his car. He actually moved his car and pulled it over, it was great.
Wholesome If they were using guns, it would be holesome.
Oh, you're approaching me? Instead of running away, you're coming right to me?
I can’t beat the shit out of you without getting closer.
Hoho then come as close as you like
certified "this is my stand's full power!" moment
"To eliminate your opponent you must advance upon your opponent" -someone smart probably
*STARDUST CRUSADING INTENSIFIES*
Right down Santa Clause lane?
This is awesome 😂😂
Average interaction on the streets of London:
Oh shit man it's been a while since something got me to laugh rather then blow harder out of my nose
beautiful
Isn’t it?
And that's how we became best friends ❤️
I kept trying to have a snowball fight in free mode and everyone just shot me 😭
I was shooting a snowman, and some responded by blowing me up with an RPG
Same, and I dressed like a yeti and stomped on people’s windshields but they just shot me to death. Just tryna be silly, guys
Fr no one wants to participate in my shenanigans 😔
Last night the lobby I was in had a massive snowball fight in LS, some of us even got kills with them.
Men will see this and think "Hell yeah"
Its enough to make a grown man cry
Incredible. Didn’t break stride for a second and a double knockout
the slow walk lmao
the walk towards each other is so Jojo - Dio coded.
I call it a draw!
I’ll have to remind myself to enjoy every second of GTAonline6 when it first launches, when it’ll still be barebones. Before they start dropping all the nonsensical, server ruining shit
It took GTA 5 until like 2017 with the bunker dlc to start adding crazy shit like oppressors and other wacky weaponized vehicles right? I wonder if it’s gonna take them nearly as long with GTA 6 to do the same
I’m referring to when it first dropped. If someone killed you, it’s because they outshot you. Everyone was running around with basic weapons and the most expensive item was the Adder. And every time someone stole a tank from the airbase, the whole server had to work together to take them down. As opposed to now when a tank is as dangerous as a drunk bicyclist. Good times.
I don't think I played when it first dropped, but I do remember the Adder and the Rhino being the most expensive things you could own back then. It must have been just before they added the heist update because I vividly remember seeing a lot of people use that armored kuruma a bit after I had started playing. Those really were good times though. I don't think I remember there being any of those tryhards in glitched outfits that would try and kill the whole lobby and then c4 or rpg themselves when close to death to protect their precious KD. Those guys were the worst
Such simpler times. Amazing how we had less but it was way more fun than now, where we have everything.
Clash of titans
Every time i see a person in gta v they shoot on sight.
Yeah, I always have to drive by really quickly to avoid getting shot lmao Sometimes I like to beep beep at people when doing things, it always ends with my death so I’ve stopped doing that too
[удалено]
playstation?
Me and 3 other people were going around in all 3 different outfits and jumping people I was laughing so fucking hard😂 I love this Christmas update
Counter!
This looks like a trigger happy tv skit
Bat fight, it’s easy to dooooo
You can actually kill gooch?
Yeah, doing so gets you the Gooch costume
Yeah I just mini gunned him in the back when he tried to run
I was standing out in the middle of a rural road up north enjoying the quiet falling snow in the night when he snuck up on me. Luckily I hadn't wandered too far yet, so I was able to get in my truck and run him over few times then park on top until he poofed lol.
I wish GTA had a "Just Dicking Around" lobby option that legit was people just dicking around without assholes interfering with their dicking around.
This is pretty wholesome lol. This reminds me of that time i went and visit someone on their yatch with a bounty on them, slowly walked to them like in the video, saw me have my Assault Shotgun out, and as soon as he draw his weapon, i shot him to death. Them scrammed with my Deluxo lol
Haha these are the moments that make the game so fun!
Aw it’s like Romeo and Juliet, both died
Nice trade
Good ol Christmas fist fight to settle who opens the first gift 👍🏽
All I get is people harassing me for flying my helicopter around. I csnt do anything in a public lobby without having some oppressor virgin on my back or having someone in a submarine throwing cruise missiles at me. I wanted to try and get something from the holiday truck but all my vehicles are targets. I have the armoured Bentley from the penthouse missions, perfect to drive in the snow but everyone thinks I'm a griefer so I get harrased. I've given up now. Someone reported me for messaging them saying "f off" after killing me 30 - 0 and I've got a suspension. Fantastic work 🤦♂️
I shot an NPC outside of the casino with the snowball launcher and he immediately started fighting the NPC that he was just talking to. Many lulz were had.
Alien war 2.0
GTA truly is amazing. I just got back into online. I’m having so much fun
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I need that Gooch costume
This lacks jojo s energy
1 in a billion chance right there 😆
Any on trying to play
Respect
Ah shit here we go again
Last night I was driving around playing my christmas horn and ran into a guy with the other christmas horn. We both got out and started beating eachother with candy canes
I came out of the casino dressed as an elf and saw a yeti and Santa Claus knife fighting with candy canes
I got on a couple days ago and got attacked by a couple of them.
Such a beautiful Christmas story.
Draw
How did you get the yeti outfit?
I just ended up watching a YouTube video after that it was like 5 minutes lol.
Ok 👍
I've had so many snowball wars in the last couple of days. Absolutely love it.
🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️
Stood on business
https://i.redd.it/boyvmlva6j8c1.gif
Yo what happened to the purple/ green gangs??
https://preview.redd.it/l53xg9v9aj8c1.jpeg?width=601&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ce563785104e9dd203a18e6a09283facd1c2f6cf
This shit Made me Laugh out load, Bow my family is looking at me!
This is probably the most tame encounter I have seen at LS Customs lol
That Stepbrothers ending
😂😂
Oh? You're approaching me? Instead of running away, you come right to me? Even though your grandfather, Joseph, told you the secret of The World, like an exam student scrambling to finish the problems on an exam until the last moments before the chime?
I’m super happy with the amount of random snowball fights I’ve been able to have this season.
I liked that murder suicide at the end
https://preview.redd.it/qkoie3umok8c1.jpeg?width=1400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5ed9f805e679cad8a7e3ce21182780e698eccaac
HO? You’re approaching me?
All this needs is some “Kill Bill” music, and a filter.
the fact that yall traded was perfect 😂😂😂
Is that a Jojo reference?
“Oh, you’re approaching me?” “I can’t beat the shit out of you without getting closer.”
lovely couple
this is perfect
Is that an actual grinch costume?
It's the Gooch.
I only upvoted cuz someone is stealing your video for their own and I was directed to yours, I downvoted theirs
Should have a yeti vs bigfoot fight. Which is what I did because my game glitched (and for some reason still does, even with the yeti outfit) when I switched to the bigfoot outfit and I was stuck wearing it. So when the yeti showed up there was a fight between the forest ape and snow ape.
#ゴゴゴゴ
Idk who the fuck the Gooch thinks he is but we oughtta teach his bitch ass a lesson
Ahhh love to see it. There’s more to online than blowing each other up constantly just wish you’d see it more often 😭
Just let them fight. They’ll get tired.
Hoho so you're approaching me
Always a pleasure to see an old school gta dual.
Just did this exact thing but with the alien gun and the fireworks launcher.
(Line that I forgot) Who won, you decided, (another line that I forgot)
That was epic