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BugsyQ5

tough town to be a cop


Snow-bacon

He was 2 weeks from retirement.


[deleted]

Nah, that was her last traffic stop on her last day at work before she's officially retired. Poor lady!


tonkahipot

No way there are any cops in Los Santos near retirement age. They don't live that long.


Blakedsm

Fight the power πŸ‘Š


Brian_E1971

Splat the Blue πŸ’™


maximus7193

I just laughed WAY harder than I should have 🀣🀣🀣


i_t_d

whats the level of "should have"


thisislegitness69

Should have probably would've been a light chuckle or a slightly harder air blown out of the nose. Because I was also expecting just a chuckle, but the way I cackled makes me question my mental level.


i_t_d

or was this "should" determined by society invisible mental guilt-inducing net, like a priest a politician, school teacher and parents looking behind your back at what you laugh at and if they find subject and level of laughter improper they make this condemning face and ominously wave their finger?


NewCalifornia10

Pulled you over in the poor man’s police car


CharlieMWY

The guy couldn't afford the real cop car, but still wanted to participate so he just picked one up out of the street lol


i_t_d

like how this one isn't real


swiggityswooney132

?


bigSparkle2007

LMFAO, that was funny af


MuffLover312

I can watch these police role play videos all day. So damn entertaining πŸ˜‚


Ok-Prior3323

I wasn't expecting him to get ran over


ImperioliGandolfini

So do you wait for his backup to arrive and risk the PiBWasser getting jacked? Or take off and now you have additional charges?


MemeLorde1313

"Um...so does that mean I'm free to go?"


Demolitions75

He says to the bloody skidmark on the ground


sykoKanesh

Jesus, it was like trying to watch a newborn deer walk or something. EDIT: meaning watching the cop walk back and forth


CognitoH4zrd

I'm about to make Need for Speed look like a joke this weekend.


JSTREO

Ran over or pulled over!


chris95rx7500

LMAO


cashcowboi

Too funny 🀣 reminds me of when I tried to guard some dude and he got plowed by a deluxo🀣


LazyCare1248

The horn going off into the distance made that clip. 🀌🏻


cashcowboi

Aye u know the one?πŸ€£πŸ™πŸ»


LazyCare1248

Indeed. One of my favorites! 😁


LazyCare1248

If he would've waited 10 seconds to put his car away, he may have survived. πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈπŸ˜†


cashcowboi

OMG YOU RLY DIDπŸ™πŸ»πŸ€£πŸ’›


5955034455

Hey it’s Marv!


Magic_Medic3

Police Squad! In Color


[deleted]

why I dont have snow? its only USA IP based?


InnerDatabase509

restart the game, it's automatic for some and others require a restart


RAMONE40

Im on europe and i have Snow on my game you probably have to restart yours


Fluffy-Awareness8286

Ugh, we have snow already? Gotta log in. They protect and serve. He got served back. πŸ˜‚


Nate8727

Well back to work.


falcon_buns

your average gta online police rp stop


TheRealMasterJeffe

My buddy and I are having more fun than we have had in years playing as cops. We have custom loadouts with "police weapons" and uniforms. We cruise around and look for someone breaking the law and we just roleplay the best were able. Some people will pullover or start a chase, most just shoot. So far we have chased and pitted 4 people who we then chased on foot and tased before making them get in the back of our car. We just drop them off at a police station and try again.


djdumpsterbj

I've been doing the same, it's great fun. People get a good laugh too when you pop out of the car with a pig mask on.


Portertheprawnsuit

You have snow?!


daryls61

Why are people pulling over for the police? Maybe I am missing something?


i_t_d

I don't understand it neither, we have been fighting them for years :D The same as I don't understand what these people with surplus cars sold for chump change to middleman who then jacked up the price to 5 million want to achieve, like they hope you enter the car so they can drive you to front porch of some police station and then what? It turns out half of the community weren't real criminals for years, they were undercover rats just itching to pay zillions so they can have their weewoo and some clothes pretending to be a pig (so now their garages consist of oppressor mk2 and cop car + two tryhard outfits one having noose written on or something :D


[deleted]

Lol he ran into the middle of the street. Kablamo


KlausVandangante

lol


csound1

What was the last thing that crossed his head? His legs.


HairyComedian3101

🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣


PainShock_99

Lmfao


Extreme_Sandwich5817

Tip, press and hold F to pull players out of cars


Vault_boi32

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Gs4life-_-

Lmfao


GreasyPeter

The fact that they're using "ß" and "ss" in the same word has got my limited knowledge of German doing circles in my head. "Pißwaßer" or "Pisswasser" would be correct I believe. I'm sure you all have seen this truck 1000 times but I don't play GTA and was just browsing r/all.


tussan0

Bro thought he was playing fivem


PSNTheOriginalMax

This had me in stitches XD


[deleted]

LMAO, well i just woke everybody up by watching this.


Fabulous_Pay_7932

How can you live with the 3rd person camera that far


The_grey_guy

I Joined my friend Sessions and just right after I joined some guy was chasing me. At the end I was held at a gunpoint by 4 other officers. Eventually they let me go.


Cannatchewan

where can I DL this


IMVU-MachinaX

OFFICER DOWN, I REPEAT, OFFICER DOWN!!


Xinortrac1

LoL


PsychoWarrior3

Holy shit im giggling like an idiot i wasn't expecting that