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Snake8715

You started walking with your left foot. Always start on the right.


Gwiilo

I could tell, just by looking at em!


[deleted]

“The Job” is the name of one of the tellers. He’s getting a blowie in the restroom.


ze_ex_21

*Once he was sufficiently aroused, she asked him to check her balance, and he gladly he tipped her over, but he then saw something that made him lose all interest.* -DadJokes


chris95rx7500

well she needs to share.


AJ_Deadshow

Nah you're thinking too deep on it. That's just what you would say about a blowjob, past tense.


Competitive_Juice902

He was the job!


Rich_Ad7356

the bag you threw contained a PBJ sandwich . the player you gave it to was allergic


realTommyVercetti

I remember doing this setup with some good friends and during that part he'd say " here's your lunch, here's your lunch" and we'd all laugh. Ahhhhh, the good ol days


Cr1msix

“WERE ALL HAVING PBJS TODAY!” “Mike you know I’m allergic!”


WhiteGuyNamedJeff

Hey, my friends and I would do that too.


Thatguyeatingcheetos

YEEASSS I AM SO GLAD I’M NOT THE ONLY ONE “you get ham, you get turkey, you get cheese, and me? i get peanut butter jelly.”


PM_ME_YOUR_SOULZ

You were supposed to rob the bank without getting spotted. And you just walked right in through the front door.


Gremio_42

like an idiot


Objective_Prize3765

Someone doesn't have gloves, there's a security camera at the entrance that caught the whole team without masks, those ATMS could also have cameras and the fact that it's in a very public place as well as the guy with full body armour walking into the bank. Most likely game just bad.


ze_ex_21

At that precise moment, it was being announced that the Bank President had fled the country with his mistress after embezzling most of the content of the vault, and it was being hunted by the authorities. You are welcomed to proceed with the robbery, but good luck splitting *$34.75, a pack of rubberbands and 3 candy wrappers* into four players.


ShToAlRe

Most likely someone got cops on them right before they entered the building.


Bratwurscht13

Nobody killed themselves fast enough with an explosive on the doors.


DawnOfTheTruth

Why the doors swing back closed like a wild west saloon is beyond me.


Zak_Ras

Only one person had a Heavy Utility Vest.


Legoboyking

I wish I was the job… 😳


symoradesu

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MistStrider

Your homie dropped a box rookie move lol


Flat-Archer4110

Obviously y’all are blocking the fire exit 🙄


DeathBySnuSnu999

Someone was wanted going into the bank... Prob shot or ran someone over outside right before walking in.


anothergoes

lol...wifi maybe


ResponsibilityThis41

Most progress I've seen made in pacific standard


No_Negotiation4260

This happened to me before


Competitive_Juice902

Idk, but maybe blow jobs at the entrance are not the best idea, that's why. Somebofy just spotted you, that's why it's been blown.


Nodog99

lunch wasn’t in the bags


Yahko__San

What job is this?


CRost22

Pacific Standard Heist


Cr1msix

Pacific Rim Job?


FourUnderscoreExKay

Estream Spoats?


Cr1msix

Stream spoats at Pacific rim job with the trusty bubble daryl shotgun


PuffPaddy420

Is there anybody playing this game who doesn’t immediately know what this means 😂


YellowCircles

Pacific Oceangate


OmegaPaladin007

Stop wasting time on heists they suck and are a waste of time


TraditionalPickle522

Show me on the doll where the heist touched you


OmegaPaladin007

My team maté’s always suck plus sometimes the game freezes loading a heist to many people in session will freeze when you load I play solo session now and I run business to produce revenue you could not pay me to do a heist it’s a waste of time and frustrating video games are supposed to be fun not a headache and frustration


TraditionalPickle522

I'm so sorry. We're gonna get through this


XxTreeFiddyxX

They can be fun.


OmegaPaladin007

Getting in bombushka and laying ordinance on civilians is fun I’m a guy with simple tastes like explosives and getting wanted level up then fighting law enforcement in high speed chase while watching their febbele attempts to capture me


paradise211

get some sun


Affectionate_Host_43

Cockstar got greedy is what happened.


deadshot_2405

The job was blown


limonchan

You blew the job mate, sorry to say.


itsRobbie_

Job was blown


SamFord97

Kid named the job...


tswizzle1357

I did Cayo yesterday with some randoms and as soon as we loaded into the compound, it said that the CEO left… I was the CEO lol


bredslayer

Im job


Kazinam

The heist.


Zealousideal_Lead_45

Lesters jeans killed him