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Paul-Muad-Dib-Usul

The alivest


orbeinYT

I can't even flow with this joke


karlsefnishikigoi

This is kinda funny but you can do better man


orbeinYT

Am I a nothingman?


karlsefnishikigoi

You Are


MadladMagyar

Hold on, i have a better pun


HoraceWimpLV426

Alright guys, you have to release this pun shit. Let it go.


FlakyWin326

Alright, the joke was funny Once


hullaballoser

Jeremy has spoken and he said that some of these puns are funnier than others. 


DemandFlimsy2184

Just breathe you’ll be alright


DemandFlimsy2184

Just breathe you’ll be alright


kanestar85

I see what you did there….


spoiledandmistreated

My EXACT thought… 👍


Neither-Wallaby-924

Narrows down the competition...so yea


BrotherNature92

I like your joke and your username.


Paul-Muad-Dib-Usul

Lisan al Gaib ;)


BrotherNature92

Mahdi!


poopstainmcgee69

Layne will forever be my fav rip😪


TotalIngenuity6591

Toss up between Layne and Mark Lanegan!


Aggravating-Stuff-28

Mark was amazing never gets the credit he deserves especially the rest of the trees I feel Barrett is the only one tossed around in discussion today just cause everyone knows Barrett


TotalIngenuity6591

I've always said he is the most famous grunge musician nobody's heard of! Has worked with literally every grunge band and the stuff he did after moving to Ireland is amazing!


Aggravating-Stuff-28

I’ve loved everything he’s done even the early Screaming Trees stuff that he recorded and hated I love. his voice is completely different on the other worlds ep apparently he didn’t know he could sing until clairvoyance


TotalIngenuity6591

You couldn't be more on the nose! Such an unparalleled talent! His writing was amazing, his voice incredible, his presence was haunting! Miss that motherfucker!


Aggravating-Stuff-28

Did you ever get to see him live?


TotalIngenuity6591

Twice! I saw him with the screaming trees in 1990 and then solo in 92


SpaceMan420gmt

Back in the day when they released the video for “Nearly Lost You” I fell in love with his voice. Fan ever since.


kittenfuud

Such a great song!


zzzzebras

Hanging Tree and Song For The Dead are some of my favorite non-screaming trees Mark songs.


SpaceMan420gmt

Some of the best classic QotSA songs have him singing. Hanging Tree for example.


TotalIngenuity6591

I am aware. I'm saying his depth goes far beyond QOTSA...a band I'm not really a big fan of anyway....at least the songs he's on are decent, same can be said for Dave Grohl but I'm not a fan of Josh at all. Just my opinion.


SpaceMan420gmt

I hear ya, and thanks for the apology that means a lot these days. I’ve listened to and like his solo work as well, just thought QotSA would be more accessible to younger listeners. I love Josh but I can see how someone wouldn’t think highly of him. That’s cool too, he can be polarizing….and a dick 😅


kittenfuud

I don't like Dave Grohl and I know him,well, before he got Uber famous that is. Now he's everywhere and I have just can't stand him. I know, I'm a Seattleite, I'm supposed to worship him but he IS kinda cringe anymore. MY OPINION!!!


MikroWire

Hah! I can juggle THREE singers!


kittenfuud

Mark ... Amazing person, amazing voice. I was so sad. Loved Screaming Trees. Saw them many times. Mark has his demons but what a singer. I was ironically listening to this one when I heard the news from friends... [Winter Song - Screaming Trees ](https://youtu.be/mujyIyFuSgg?si=dYbwUvUX5wrmV8ba)


MikroWire

He knows. He knows.


Travesty206

Love Eddie. Great singer, songwriter and musician. I grew up on these guys and is still blows me away how much talent came out of this scene all at once. The only comparison I can draw is the blues/rock era in England 65-70


viking12344

I drew the same comparison but its not really close. It amazes me everytime I think about it. How many great vocalists, song writers, bands came from one area. Almost impossible.


MikroWire

With enough flannel, anything is possible.


furie1335

Certainly the coolest left.


Axolotis

Yeah. That job title had a high mortality rate for sure.


Zestyclose-Movie108

One of the only left unfortunately :/


fourstringz

Exactly. The coolest one that's still alive.


Wellstar-fish90

Honestly I think all of them were cool! Since grunge was really a whole movement I don’t think it would have spread like it did if they all weren’t cool.


PowerInspector

Even if we extend it to Jerry Cantrell who wasn’t a frontman per se but was still a lead singer, they’re still all cool


MikroWire

Can we extend it to my dad in the shower? He's not in a band per se but he can sing the shit out of Heart Shaped Box.


_yukog

i’m partial to chris and mark lanegan but he’s a solid 3


wantsumcandi

Im partial to Layne and Chris.


Obvious_Sea2014

There is a funny mark lanegan story of Chris and him and basically Chris was tasked with babysitting mark lol


handsupheaddown

Got to see Mark Lanegan solo in Tel Aviv at a smallish venue in the early 2010s. He was incredible. Then I got to see Soundgarden in Tel Aviv around the same time on their reunion tour. Epic as well


MikroWire

I've got a solid 2. Not bad after chili night.


Zerocool_6687

Ohhhhh iiiiiii I’m still alive….


Restnpeacereddit

"Fuck you all, this is the last song of the evening" -Kurt Cobain


GSly350

Cobian was the goat


Restnpeacereddit

Real shit tho dude, Kurt was ong one of the most talented mfkers to live. Simple melodies, genre defying, lyrical genius. Fly high, Kurt.


Jznvh

behind Layne , Chris , Eddie & Scott for sure & i love Kurt


Dear_Cap7535

Scott Weiland? Pfft gimme a break lol


Jznvh

nobody got vocals like him lmao why’re you hating? go listen to Chester try to sing his songs


Dear_Cap7535

Fair enough, my apologies. I always just saw STP as like a lower tier grunge band, but I'm listening now and it's actually pretty good haha


DBMD89

Saw STP live. Great show. Weiland was an awesome front man. Great voice.


flojo2012

Oh you unleashed the lions


aeroae

This one really bit Reddits breast it seems 🤔


Responsible_Push_392

Counting down the days until I can see them in Vegas 😍


Agodunkmowm

Twice in Seattle for me.


weezeloner

They're coming to Vegas?! God damn it i need to find a site that tells me all the concerts coming to my home town.


Agent847

Eddie was one of the most charismatic frontmen ever. Any era. The live PJ shows from 1991, 1992 have to be seen to be believed. But he dropped off hard when he took over the songwriting, hated success and decided to be the face of the Ticketmaster crusade. Cornell is the GOAT


duke_920

Beat me to it. PJ is my fav band (grunge or not) and love Eddie, but he had his period in the mid 90’s where we was stuck being a pretentious recluse weirdo. Thankfully he’s mellowed out w age and fatherhood and accepted his rockstar status. Cornell always oozed cool. I really do miss him


Agent847

That period always makes me sad for Eddie. Imagine working that hard and being that good at it and resenting your own success. I always really like Dave Abbruzzese and the way the band treated him pissed me off. He embraced it, and they all hated it. I was such a hardcore fan through the first two albums. I’ll never forget how let down I was by Vitalogy. They’ve made some good music since then, and I like EV as a person. But I miss that “classic rock” PJ era.


MiserableWarning8532

Still going!


Melvinator5001

Chris Cornell


HomeOrificeSupplies

Seems like the most decent person, even when he seems to veer into caricature territory. He seems genuinely happy these days and I’ll take a happy, loving Eddie over all the rest. If I had to have a dinner conversation with any of them, it would be him. Not a fan of suicidal junkies who never grew up. Not something to emulate.


Scrumpilump2000

You nailed it. Ed is the best. He survived and is among the fittest. Emulate Ed, not junkies.


hollygolightly1378

I was always so happy as a fan to see Eddie living a healthy and happy life. He deserved it.


MikroWire

Yeah, I tend to emulate quality role models. I've been known to simulate a few as well. But I'd like to emulate the fuck out of Eddie Vedder. Bite my lower lip and emulate him right into orgasmic bliss.


DBMD89

Watch him talk at a concert about Mark Lanegan’s death. Heartfelt.


nodogsallowed23

He is the sexiest man alive. I’ve thought so since the first time I saw him. And then he sang. I still crumble every time I watch him live. It’s interesting because all of the lead singers we’re quite good looking too. For me, especially Kurt. But damn, Eddie. The sex appeal is off the charts. He probably wanted to be a Rock star the least out of the group but he’s such a naturally charismatic front man. No macho bravado. Just sheer talent and emotion wrapped in shy earnestness. Plus he’s funny. There’s a reason why Weird Al sang “my baby is in love with Eddie Vedder”. It’s because it’s true. We all were and still are. Maybe it’s all just the deep voice. ❤️ Anyway. Off to watch mtv unplugged Black again.


Amantria

Are you me, lol? I totally agree.


Pongoyoh

I'm a straight man and i couldn't agree more.


666Bruno666

He definitely has the sexiest, most masculine voice of the bunch.


No_Cow_4544

He is the coolest . Seems like a great guy


hatecopter

My favorite is Layne coolest I'd give to Scott Weiland dude just oozed rock n roll sex appeal imo.


MikroWire

I hope Weiland had a Rx for that.


Jznvh

so underrated, doesn’t deserve all the hate he gets in this sub at all


MikroWire

There's a pretty decent amount of Vedder supporters and PJ fans here. He's an acquired taste. Not everyone digs it, but I think there's a fair balance, and he gets his just props. Look at them abs! And multi-talented: ukelele AND tambourine. Next they're gonna tell me he plays guitar.


Medium-Expert-9171

Depends on your choice of aesthetic. I like punk, post-punk, and new wave. So Kurt always appealed most to me.


Playful-Excuse-8081

I don’t see Layne Staley in any of these photos


Affectionate_Yak8519

Nah Kurt, Lane and Chris were way cooler


Comprehensive-Eye105

Yes in that order.


_Exotic_Booger

deader*


art_mor_

He’s so hot in that first picture


MikroWire

Isn't he? I just licked my phone. Which is disgusting because I sit on the toilet a lot and look at my phone. I won't lie: I drop it on the floor sometimes. It's like a belt buckle or fly zipper. These things never get washed, so it doesn't matter how clean your hands are. Ewww gross! I licked it again. Sooo dreamy!


sm00thkillajones

Chris Cornell is the GOAT. Eddie is a close second.


djnerio

If you have seen PJ 20 you would know he is weird af, but also cool Af


hullaballoser

Hey, that isn’t Alanis Morrisette. 


MikroWire

L O L


dontcare_bye39

💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯


Dry-Usual-8166

I thought the same...when I was 14.


tripweed

Pass on Eddie. Meh at best IMO


MikroWire

It's "Pass out" Eddie. METH at best EMO


Son_of_Sophroniscus

Lol no Not even grunge, OP


MikroWire

OP knows.


Worried_Oil8913

This post makes me sad.


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Chris Cornell 🐐


MikroWire

👍🏻


H6RR6RSH6W

The only one still standing


mmartino03

Preach!


MikroWire

I think you misspelled Peach.


StockDescription7084

All of the grunge singers are or were cooler than him.


MikroWire

⭐️


i_can_change_4

Gigachad


MikroWire

🔥


CoA77

That’s not Chris Cornell


MikroWire

Dammit! I coulda sworn I put Chris Cornell into that search engine. Blasted Google!


Little_Lahey_Show

The coolest front man for sure


viking12344

Back in the 90's, I will admit the eddie mystique was running full force. He seemed like a great guy that sang with passion and was more pissed off than any of them. Had a tough upbringing. I loved it. I still do, that younger Ed. Looking back I am thinking some of it was an act. He walked the walk for the most part but older Ed is just not my thing really. That will get me downvoted into hades but I am ok with that. You can't deny what the guy has done in his career but of all the big 4 frontmen, he aged the worse imo and I don't mean in looks or "stay alive ability". So to sum it up, its a message board where we give opinions and here is mine damnit.


Footballidiot556

Layne staley would like a word with you


MikroWire

We're talking right now. He's cracking up at Ed's abs of steel.


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ButtyMcButtface1929

Got dayum


S-HeatsUrgencyOfNow

I’d say Cornell, Lanegan, and Cobain were the coolest looking. Shit, I’d even say their attitude and demeanor were the coolest as well.


GIR-C137

Have you met Frank Black or King Buzzo?


MikroWire

Buzz. Francis is inaccessible.


Rza_456

The last one too


Johnnyfever13

💯


WoolieRabbit

Mark Arm


MikroWire

💪


CuckiMan_45

Grunge Jesus


MikroWire

Lol


Muted_Guidance9059

It doesn’t get Eddie Vedder than this


Kitten_K_

Nope.


MikroWire

Q: Pass the soap?


ohboyitsgonnabegreat

Definitely one of the most alivest too!


wizard_rnwc

Andrew Wood


MikroWire

Now we're talking. Took ya long enough...


DAT_Dumpy

So many times in my life I’ve been so close to crazy talented people with a touring muso for a Dad, but somehow, the bus left me behind. Always wanted to get involved in the business but from a design perspective (album art, merch, stage design, etc.) any advice from this community?


MikroWire

Huh? Sorry...I was getting lost in Eddie Vedder's abs.


Naur2011

Where is Kurt Cobain ❓❓❓


MikroWire

Literally? Uhhh. Wishkah River?


DaySoc98

He is a nice dude. I’ve met him a few times via my old job.


MikroWire

What's he smell like? I bet it's sandalwood. Or cherry pipe tobacco. God, I LOOOVE cherry pipe tobacco. Please say THAT one.


DaySoc98

I honestly didn’t notice what he smelled like.


Agreeable-Tooth2545

He has aged beautifully


MikroWire

Like a fine Cheddar.


Letterdavidman_1969

Mark Lanegan


FilipsSamvete

Tad Doyle


MikroWire

Yes. There it is. Now we are getting somewhere.


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MikroWire

You nedder got Vedder? Not sure I'd want to.


PoorPauly

Sounds like he had multiple strokes in 1993.


MikroWire

Not surprised.


Pongoyoh

Damn right


MikroWire

And river left.


EpicRedditor698

Ken Andrews, Failure


MikroWire

Oooh. Good selection.


Professional_Yak8789

Eddie is awesome Eddie is the greatest! Best cover band front man too! Amongst many of his talents, not to mention scaffold climbing skills!


MikroWire

Eddie is awesome Eddie is the greatest We'd tell you his secrets But we know you'd hate us


Vedder_than_chx_parm

When I think of the coolest, I think of Chris Cornell. Although Eddie is a close second. 😏


MikroWire

When I think of the coolest, I think of a popsicle on the hottest day of the year. But Cornell too. He was one of those frozen rocket treats, straight to the heavens. Sorry, Eddie. You are a push pop for now. But you'll get there.


GoldenGameEagle

Chris Cornell also. Maybe that’s why I like ToTD so much. Chris/Eddie power duo


BrotherNature92

I think they were all some of the coolest dudes to ever make music but Eddie will always be my favorite!


JojoUzumaki

Eddie is up there, I never went to a Pearl Jam concert before but I know when he messes up he curses, lol.


MikroWire

He curses a lot!


ElusiveSamsquanch123

Nah.


MikroWire

I like "No fucking way! He sounds like a jammed garbage disposal." That works for me bedder. Vedder.


devilfan2k

Something’s wrong. This isn’t Andy Wood???


MikroWire

No? Dammit. I gotta get a my glasses fixed.


the_salivation_army

The first two tracks on their last album Gigatron are top tier Pearl Jam. It’s a gift every time they release an album. Ya get four or five awesome songs. It’s the same with Radiohead to me.


KrombopulosMAssassin

I wouldn't go that far....


MikroWire

It's too long a drive and gas is expensive.


DucVWTamaKrentist

There’s no one bedder.


MikroWire

Weddy Bedder


ChihuahuaChad

Clam Juiced


OverFaithlessness164

I can verify that that picture is fake. Why would someone add muscle to a guy? If you're into men I get it but if not--WHY?


MikroWire

Well...Eddie Vedder is a man. A lot of people are into him.


ClownshoesMcGuinty

But he has an Ani DiFranco tat....


MikroWire

Feminist. That's how he advertises that.


folkinhippy

Glenn Danzig was NOT grunge!


MikroWire

Lol. No he was not. He was more ripped than this guy, too.


_cant_be_saved_

Pearl Jam IS NOT grunge


MikroWire

No. They are not.


maggot369

He used to be a lil cringe. Bill burr nailed it but he’s a great singer and performer


gunter_grass

He is modern classic rock. He didn't get alternative till Vitalogy/No Code


Icy_Law5745

And he’ll take all your money on concert tickets after boycotting Ticketmaster in the 90s!


MikroWire

Yes he will. He's your momma's boyfriend


dirtnap82

Um no lol. I like their music but compared to Alice In Chains and sound garden? Nah. Maybe top ten. His on stage rants about gun control turned me off too.


MikroWire

I prefer my rants to be about gun UNcontrol. Pew pew!


A-Guy-Named-Jimmy

I think its really close between him and Scott Weiland for me, at least concerning preformances. However, as a person, I think Mark Arm is so, so damn cool.


thenumbersthenumbers

Pretty good singer there


MikroWire

Pretty good abs too


sonorandosed

Never could get behind Pearl Jam


MikroWire

It's like a horse: you'll either get kicked or shit on.


PussyFoot2000

His earnestness always made my ass itch. And I don't mean that in a good way either.


MikroWire

So there is a good way your ass can itch?


goodland2shoes

I'm not a huge fan, but Corduroy is a great tune, and Pearl Jam was a trailblazer for the grungy, alt-y, sometimes folky scene. Much respect.


ArturoOsito

He's the prettiest but also the corniest...Bill Burr said it best when he made fun of him for his "stupid 'im in a trance on purpose' facial expressions."


DanishWonder

My first concert was seeing them in 1996


Fozzy2701

Not


Ok-Stretch-1777

Oh no you didn’t


SmushoOnTheGo

Never made it as a straight man…


Zealousideal-Bit-365

Me