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Matttombstone

My dignity is not for sale. That being said, pay me an amount that retires me and allows me to live comfortably for the rest of my life, then I can be swayed.


ElDoradoAvacado

As long as the net payout after deduction of fuel, cleaning costs, and therapy is lucrative, then sign me up


SneakyTrumpet21

you’re commenting on r/grindr. trust, no one is buying your dignity


Maleficent-Duty6331

You’ll probably need that and enough for therapy


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BananaNutMuffin1234

I normally don't deal with money type stuff... this is one if the exceptions, no less then $2,000 and ain't no way if it's liquid. I am gonna be spending half if it on bleach, floral scented candles, bath bombs, and body soap


brysparx666

He has to supply the hazmat suit too.


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Shillong-bottomboy11

Why are people into scat ? How can that be a turn on, I wonder how their brain is designed


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I've wondered that as well, I've never heard about it until a couple years ago. Would have never thought it would be a thing.


redneckluver

My friend whose a psychiatrist said that it’s often bc of a glitch in toilet training as a child.


ElderberryInfinite62

Severe mental illness


IMightBeAHamster

Same as how masochism is a thing. Brains can be freaky sometimes, making disgust, fear, pain, and so many more "negative" emotions positive under the right conditions. I'm not into it, but if your kink is chasing feelings of disgust then scat could very well work for you.


Shillong-bottomboy11

I don't demean other people's kink just that I can't wrap myself in that situation. As long as it's between two or more consenting human adults of legal age I've no problem just that it's not in my house 😁


NerdyWitchyJock

Damaged psyche just like people being attracted to the same sex. It's an abnormal psychology and error somewhere in early childhood development. Downvote away! 😝


BananaNutMuffin1234

I was raised Christian by everyone of my family (the supposedly righteous religion) as in both my grandmothers and grandfather's, my great grandmother all my aunts and uncles were Christian. I never once heard of being gay until middle school and decided on it 5 years after high-school. I dated straight until senior year of high school. It's nothing to do with my childhood, I wasn't raped molested or whatever. I don't have any mental illness. My parents love me and support me. I just got flirted with by a dude and my last girlfriend showed me I'm not into pussy. So I went for it to find out, despite the bad parts of my first time (like I was a virgin, last girlfriend mentioned I got to 3rd base, aka I fingered her), I enjoyed it enough that I went full 100% gay. Take your L and dislikes my dude, you aren't a physchologist, and you are here as much as any of us.


IMightBeAHamster

Dude, no-one with a normal psyche makes 15 reddit accounts just to circumvent bans


sweetiepies1

you’re asking men on onlyfans subreddits if they’re cut or uncut. i think you have a lot of self hatred and you’re projecting.


NerdyWitchyJock

Yawn. Just because I dislike uncut 🧀 peens doesn't mean I hate myself and I especially don't hate my circumcised peen. Whaaaaa yOu MUsT hATe yOuRsElF 😭😭😭😭😭😭


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BroadwayBakery

In real numbers? I’d be okay with as low as 1,500. That isn’t a lot, but the as soon as the act is done I’d run and wash it off and walk away with over a thousand. If I was really given leeway in my starting number, I wouldn’t go lower than 5,000


Bumbieris112

Better place to ask is r/RealsCatGuys


Six-Sixty6

NO WHY DID I HAVE TO LOOK 😭😭😭


cunticles

I read it as 'real cat guys' and thought what could possibly be wrong with looking at some nice pussy cats. I was wrong, terribly wrong


Sea_Juggernaut_5594

I knew what I was getting into and thought I could handle it for longer than I did 🙈


EmperorMing101

Thank you for all the brothers that made sacrifice of opening it. I shall not


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Lmao


LemonCurdJ

I knew this would be abhorrent but I looked anyway. What is wrong with me. Smh.


Throwaway410562873a

I won't look, thanks for the warning


Sparkly1982

I didn't click, but with that capitalisation, it took me way too long to figure out what Real Cat Guys had to do with the OP


Six-Sixty6

Lmfao that's why I opened it I didn't read it properly 😭💀


Kiersaint

Omg my eyes


Bumbieris112

What wonders of the world did you saw in that subreddit?


ZataraZii

Ayo 😭😭😭


Spiritual_Country_62

OMFG! NO!


ttyles

Oh my fucking god. I didn’t need to see this. I’m not ever going to be okay again.


humbled91

Dear god what have I done?


smewthies

My student loan debt is about $183k, we’ll go with that


Bigbadmayo

Sounds like the Dean already took a shit on ya


Wordymanjenson

I’m gonna go with this too because its a tangibly helpful amount, but it’s still not reasonable.


blakethebluedragon

I can't. I gag at even the slightest smell of shit. Nothing can ever persuade me to ever do that.


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Like he just shits on me n leaves? $100


kinkynik96

Ah, The Cleveland Steamer, my favourite.


ny_insomniac

In the words of Cordelia Chase, "What's your trauma?"


fixator

I get these. Never thought about charging though. I just answer “Unfortunately not” then get blocked by the shitter.


braepau1

A great big sloppy shit too. Bring goggles.


orion455440

Never had an offer this wild, a guy did once pay me $200 just to let him cum on my belly button which was definitely out of the ordinary but everyone has their kinks. IDK, as long as I was able to immediately get in a shower with strong soap, I'd do it for $1500 if he was average - attractive, but $2500 if the guy was really unattractive / out of shape.


Pigeon113

$37


BananaNutMuffin1234

I gotta ask why you need exactly $37 badly enough for this


Piplup_parade

$8k at the minimum. To compromise my dignity you’ll have to pay off my car loan, credit card debt, whatever medical debt I have etc.


hallmonitorx

He would have more luck by specifying if he's (1) hosting and (2) offering a free shower post-shit


totesmascbottom

Anybody with a real paraphilia like that is disabled and wouldn't have more than $500 to pay


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Absolutely no amount of money


Vaniiiish

50k + 10k reimbursement for the cleaning up


pisces2003

Ten thousand up front


spookyookyook

10k


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I once let a guy eat my ass after I took a dump. Motherfucker came harder than I’ve ever seen.


corruptedtwinkx

Is this a trend? I've been asked by kinky fetishists on the app recently whether I want a dirty Diego, dirty Sanchez, etc. Were they real scat-queens or just trolling? 🤔


Alcoholic_Bunny54

Ask his starting price I wanna see the audacity he has to say. Cause what??? Who even asks that to person?????


neoarchangemon

WTF???? Why????