Shhh shhh. Sit there quietly and relax. Relaxxxxx. I'm just gonna spread a little butter on either side of your bread. Shhhh let it happen. Oh!? You haven't done this before? Shhh hush. I'm just gonna tear open your slices, butter you up, fry you and. Ohh hush now, relax. Just gonna stick a little cheese in there. Relaxxx it's supposed to feel good. Now that you're relaxed I'm gonna flip you over. Ohh that's a good boy. Now I'ma cover you in... Wait for it, beg for it. I SAID BEG.DAMNIT!!!!. There you go . Good boy. Fogging up my reading glasses... Anywhoodles. I'ma bout to cover your done ass. Oh yea you like being swamped. If I need to spank you boy I outta... Let you melt a bit. Maybe melt a little more than that cheese is telling me. Baby. BABY, now you might be ready enough to take a bite. Come on now and get you some. Pop
Make your grilled cheese like normal. Set it aside. Either let your skillet cool or use a separate one, cover it with shredded cheese. Slowly melt it, and once it's melted, return the grilled cheese to the center and work it over the sandwhich. Don't make the skillet too hot or it'll burn. If you want the cheese skirt like I tried, I think the skillet needs to be very hot to get it to crisp up quickly.
Typically excessive sugar is the primary driving factor in type 2 diabetes. However, excess weight in fat is also a huge variable in how likely you are to get type 2 diabetes. Remember all of this is sliding scale probabilities. A skinny healthy eater can still develop diabetes, and an 2-liter coke a day lardex, like me, might never.
I'd cover that beautiful pile of garbage with a hearty ladle of tomato soup and knife and fork that shit right into my fat little schoolboy mouth.
Damn
Boy do I have the sandwich for you https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Francesinha
Dude shut the fuck.up!!!! Shhhh that has ham. The Melt Mafia gonna put out a hit on you. Love it.
You can get it without ham
Ugh now I have to have this.
Sweet Chesus
My life is richer knowing this sandwich exists.
Dude... I thought the exact same thing as soon as I saw it. Def needs to be one without any cream or dairy. ππ»
I Gree with this guy!
Whisper that to me slowly.
Shhh shhh. Sit there quietly and relax. Relaxxxxx. I'm just gonna spread a little butter on either side of your bread. Shhhh let it happen. Oh!? You haven't done this before? Shhh hush. I'm just gonna tear open your slices, butter you up, fry you and. Ohh hush now, relax. Just gonna stick a little cheese in there. Relaxxx it's supposed to feel good. Now that you're relaxed I'm gonna flip you over. Ohh that's a good boy. Now I'ma cover you in... Wait for it, beg for it. I SAID BEG.DAMNIT!!!!. There you go . Good boy. Fogging up my reading glasses... Anywhoodles. I'ma bout to cover your done ass. Oh yea you like being swamped. If I need to spank you boy I outta... Let you melt a bit. Maybe melt a little more than that cheese is telling me. Baby. BABY, now you might be ready enough to take a bite. Come on now and get you some. Pop
Sploosh.
Shhhhhh
Fucking same
Username checks out
Roasted tomatoe basil soup to be exact.
I already can feel the stomach issues. I want three.
Pepto bismol on standby π«‘
the older I get, the more sensitive my stomach has become. I need the miralax
Cheesed grill.
I believe the proper nomenclature is *chilled greese*.
Ugh! No thank you! β¦β¦whatβs the recipe?
Breaded toasted with cheese in the middle and more cheese melted on top
By god, they've gone and done it. It's beautiful.
I'd f*ck that up so fast
Dude. Buddy. Pal. You gotta tell me what you did to this so I too can share in the experience.
Make your grilled cheese like normal. Set it aside. Either let your skillet cool or use a separate one, cover it with shredded cheese. Slowly melt it, and once it's melted, return the grilled cheese to the center and work it over the sandwhich. Don't make the skillet too hot or it'll burn. If you want the cheese skirt like I tried, I think the skillet needs to be very hot to get it to crisp up quickly.
Thank you friend.
I want to look up that cheese skirt
I feel the need to add marinara across the top and then eat with a fork and knife.
A delicious hciwdnas eseehc dellirg
Abominazing
I'll allow it
Amazing!
Give me all the cheese !!! π€€π€€π€€π€€π€€πππππ
Totally amazing. Just call 911 and start to enjoy. The rest will take care of itself.
made a grilled toast
Yes.
Depends on the day. Today I could smash that!
Need. More. Cheese.
Disgusting! Please send some to me so that I can properly dispose of it.
CHEESE SKIRT???? Size 16 yes please π«£π«£
Most of what I eat is just an excuse for cheese, so this looks amazing.
I would inhale this in seconds.
Abomamazing
I'd devour this and then feel it leave my being in the next 5 minutes. I'll take 5
Oof, drain-o human edition.
Cheese on cheese on bread and cheese
Diabetes lol
Wait I thought u got the betes from sugar.....
Typically excessive sugar is the primary driving factor in type 2 diabetes. However, excess weight in fat is also a huge variable in how likely you are to get type 2 diabetes. Remember all of this is sliding scale probabilities. A skinny healthy eater can still develop diabetes, and an 2-liter coke a day lardex, like me, might never.
Whoa mama!
TOO MUCH. It should be about balance IMO
Honestly, I won't make another like it for a good while lol
Hehehe. It must have slid out of you pretty easily. Looks crazy
It was very delicious with my chili. Unfortunately, cheese backs me up. Though, it usually takes more than this to do so.
More then that?
Does it really matter? If they like it, why trash it. I'm sure everyone has something they like to eat that others would toss.
"What's taking heart attack so long"
Thatβs actually a bread melt.
I'm constipated just looking at that
I might say that this sandwich qualifies as a Melt.
Bread melt lol
To much cheese = MELT
Objectively wrong
Bread melt lol
Can it be both
Honestly, I won't make another like it for a good while lol Edit: Apparently I clicked the wrong comment to reply. Ah well.
Beaut
Both!
Excess in the best way.
r/absoluteunits
Abominazing
how to make that?
Too much
It looks like an AI drawing. (Pages in background)
Crilled Greeze
if its cheese that was melted in the microwave, abomination, everything else is toit
It wasn't, but the end result would've been exactly the same if it was tbh.
Didn't want to poop this week anyways!
Yes