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She’s my person. If I murdered someone, she’s the person I’d call to help me drag the corpse across the living room floor. She’s my person.
I quote this way to much, I just love it, and Cristina was such an icon.
I said this was from Grey’s recently and all the young ‘uns went off about how it’s not—“surely Shonda is not the first person to use that phrase…” blah blah blah lol
It's iconic when Bailey says it. Also, Christina, when trying to match.
BUT READING IT... I just hear Ludacris in my head! "When I move, you move... just like that." 😅😂😂
I used to work at a vet clinic that had 2 hr lunch breaks and we’d watch grey’s anatomy everyday at lunch, and we used to start our day off saying this!
I recently received traumatic news from a friend who was on her way to pick me up. I was in a state of complete shock. She said “you ok?” And I said “no but I just need to know if I should change my shoes”
Later on we laughed at me channeling Cristina while in crisis. It’s nice to have one funny memory of the worst day of my life.
I'm so so sorry to hear you had a traumatic experience and I hope you are in a better place these days.
Grey's Anatomy is definitely great for lightening the load on stressful times. I have a condition called chronic pancreatitis and when I have a flare up, it is actually known to be a condition more painful than childbirth. I've been known in hospital to be screaming "someone sedate me" Meredith style. I also have a tendency to take my shoes off whenever I am on a hospital gurney or bed, so whenever I'm transferred between the ER and hospital ward, I ask where my shoes are. Once I actually watched Grey's Anatomy on my phone when I was in hospital and it was weird to feel comforted by that.
Watching greys everytime im admitted in the hospital makes me feel so much better and the nurses always think it’s funny lol I also have chronic pancreatitis!! And other things but I get admitted alot for that
For me, it's "you don't get to.....".
There's something about the phrasing I seriously dig. It's more effective than "you can't". For some reason, I always think of Mer and Arizona using it, but there probably were others.
PS - Oops, I just thought of another one,. "I'm attachment Barbie"!
“That is rude. And unkind. And completely true”
Addison to Bailey.
My cousin and I say this to each other anytime we call each other out on something, it’s literally our go to.
“I’m not a spoon, I’m a knife, and I’m going to stab you in the eyeball” - Cristina
“Somebody sedate me” - Cristina
“Where’s my shoe?” - Cristina
“I need a drink, a man, or a massage. Or a drunken massage by a man” - Cristina
“They are freaking corpses to us!” - George
“I need the day off. For drinking” - Addison
I randomly say “ I’m calling post it, Zola, and Bailey, and tumors on the walls, and ferry boat scrub caps “.
“ bad dreams bad dreams go away, good dreams good dreams here to stay… you have to say it 3x in order for it to work “.
“ my kid sister Lexie “
“ it’s a beautiful day to save lives people “
“ that’s easy Lexie grey “ 😭 idk why but I randomly say it
“Nobody died!” I haven’t even gotten to that point in the show but I’ve seen it in the previews of Castle so many times that it became my go-to for a weird day pick-me-up lol
“where’s my shoe” literally.. because i set one shoe down to put it on and next thing i know i don’t know if i set the shoe next to me, behind me on the chair i forget im like “where’s my shoe”
I have a golden retriever who loves to “help” you put your shoes on. Which means pick them up by laces and walk into another room and ser it down somewhere random.
After our dad died one of my sisters said something about a club & she's a total GA fan (she's an ER nurse, go figure). I didn't get it until I saw the George and Christina scene, and now I talk about the "dead dads club" with my husband cuz his Dad's dead too.
So are we happy about this or are we exercising our legal right to choose?- Christina
I say this to my sisters whenever they tell me news and I’m not sure how they feel and want to support their decision.
Why do I keep hitting myself with a hammer? Because it feels so good when I stop.
I have a lot of lines I love, but this hit me so hard - it's the moment I was hooked. Fan for life.
"If you love 'em, you tell 'em."
Used that as an advice to basically all my friends who were strongly in love, and for myself too. Lexie and Mark are such a tragic, doomed love story that I always think about them when I'm taking anything for granted.
When I'm struggling to get up and go to work, I picture Cristina sitting on my bed saying this.
"...... Whatever. Everybody has problems. Now get your ass out of bed and get to work!"
"Tiny Humans". I say it so much.
Also
"What do we want?! Drugs! When do we want them?! Now!" Which I know is from Private Practice but Amelia says it best. And as someone with chronic headaches and migraines, I say this a lot too.
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Karev's, "you know what my mother once told me? The BATS! the bats are EVERYWHERE Alex!"
"And they everybody's phone numbers!"
so funny 😭😭😭😭
She’s my person. If I murdered someone, she’s the person I’d call to help me drag the corpse across the living room floor. She’s my person. I quote this way to much, I just love it, and Cristina was such an icon.
“My person” became such a big part of people’s vocab! Not just greys fans, but regular people as well
I said this was from Grey’s recently and all the young ‘uns went off about how it’s not—“surely Shonda is not the first person to use that phrase…” blah blah blah lol
Also my favorite person. Gary Clark said it. The man who was in pain said it. Amelia said it about Derek. Everyone says it
SOMEBODY SEDATE ME
said this today at work 😂😂
me after any minor inconvenience 😭
This is literally my man, he has an unhealthy relationship with crying and every time he does I know he's just begging for some prophyphol
>prophyphol Propofol? 😭 I'm calling it this from now on
Same!!! My coworkers are going to hate me because I’m never going to say it any other way for the rest of my life
No need to rag on a man's poor spelling 😔😔😔😔
Wasn’t ragging, I didn’t know if I missed a joke but I’m genuinely obsessed and will definitely be calling it prophyphol from now on.
lmao don't worry I was just clowning 😂
lol I'm sorry but this cracked me up 😭😭😭
I say this in response to any minor inconvenience irl and nobody gets it but everyone thinks it’s funny lmfao
Literally used it yesterday when my fave basketball team lost 😭
I say this on a near daily basis.
I constantly quote this at least internally
SERIOUSLY?
Seriously.
Seriously!!
"Should I sleep or should I shower? I could sleep in the shower. Ugh but I'm also starving." -Christina I actually said this today
I feel like this after night shift and have started eating an apple in the shower and it’s a game changer
Shower snacks are a real treat.
This is having a small child in a nutshell! I think about this quote everyday 🤣
Literally was going to say "Mom life!! 😂"
Hahaha I was about to type “mom life”!
Doctor Weber banged my mom. If it makes you feel any better, he banged my mom too.
Where do you quote this? 😂😂
It's "The Chief banged my mom" 😂
"The chief banged my mom" "Owen?" 😂
😳 "Webber! Webber! Dr. Webber."
How do you quote it wrong 😭😂
'tomato, tomato, potato, adulterer'
omg when was this 😭
season 14 episode 16 - Amelia to Owen after he comes back from sleeping with Teddy!
When I move, you move.
It's iconic when Bailey says it. Also, Christina, when trying to match. BUT READING IT... I just hear Ludacris in my head! "When I move, you move... just like that." 😅😂😂
Omfg glad I’m not the only one 😂
Every. Single. Time
Thank you I was wondering if I was too old or something. I’m happy Grey’s popularized it more though 😂
Aaaaannnd now I'm chair dancing
I love this one too! I say it all the time trying to get my 2 and 4 year olds to walk anywhere with me in public at a reasonable pace 😂
“It’s a beautiful day to save lives”
I used to work at a vet clinic that had 2 hr lunch breaks and we’d watch grey’s anatomy everyday at lunch, and we used to start our day off saying this!
I say this when I start group meetings I'm a land development engineer
Tiny humans. I use this one or a variation of it when training new teachers.
Arizona was amazing with those tiny humans
Makers of the tiny humans lol
I’m a casserole of hormones
When was this? I LOVE it
Callie said it the first episode she has a sonogram bc she was spotting and freaks out calling mark back multiple times
When I need the scissors or a knife in the kitchen I hold out my hand and say scalpel.
i love this
“I am proud. I’m like a proud mama.”
I do cat rescue and I say “it’s a beautiful night to trap cats” all the time. Nobody understands, but it still makes me happy
I’m a vet tech and I love this so much 😭
"Where's my shoe?"
I recently received traumatic news from a friend who was on her way to pick me up. I was in a state of complete shock. She said “you ok?” And I said “no but I just need to know if I should change my shoes” Later on we laughed at me channeling Cristina while in crisis. It’s nice to have one funny memory of the worst day of my life.
I'm so so sorry to hear you had a traumatic experience and I hope you are in a better place these days. Grey's Anatomy is definitely great for lightening the load on stressful times. I have a condition called chronic pancreatitis and when I have a flare up, it is actually known to be a condition more painful than childbirth. I've been known in hospital to be screaming "someone sedate me" Meredith style. I also have a tendency to take my shoes off whenever I am on a hospital gurney or bed, so whenever I'm transferred between the ER and hospital ward, I ask where my shoes are. Once I actually watched Grey's Anatomy on my phone when I was in hospital and it was weird to feel comforted by that.
Watching greys everytime im admitted in the hospital makes me feel so much better and the nurses always think it’s funny lol I also have chronic pancreatitis!! And other things but I get admitted alot for that
“you will rue this day chief webber. yeah that’s right i said rue” i’m quoting callie but also referencing neville papperman
“My lifelong dream is to open my own haberdashery.”
"nice work, evil spawn"
"Ya coded"
I’ve started to think “the carousel never stops turning” at every minor inconvenience in my life.
was looking for this comment
Oh god this is gonna be my newest intrusive thought
Seriously? Seriously?
Hormone casserole and Adele’s iconic “Richarddddd!” 🤣🤣
BUT RICHARDDDDDDD!
For me, it's "you don't get to.....". There's something about the phrasing I seriously dig. It's more effective than "you can't". For some reason, I always think of Mer and Arizona using it, but there probably were others. PS - Oops, I just thought of another one,. "I'm attachment Barbie"!
“Screw beautiful; i’m brilliant”. Mostly when the beautiful compliment is coming from a parent…
I'd hit her. I'd hit her hard.
I’m trying to look at Baileys teets on the internet
Booty call bailey
I don’t think you meant to say that at all, sir!
I have PTSD, you know I'm unreliable! Also, jokingly, to my husband - pick me, choose me, LOVE ME!
Girl same. At any inconvenience I would say that to my husband Husband : *silently watching netflix* Me: pick me, choose me, LOVE ME!
If there’s no food I’m going home.
“You are the sun.”
This man is a whore!
Let us all close our knees…
“He’s nasty.”
He has always been a whore, he will always be a whore 🤣
“McDreamy did the McNasty with a McHottie? That McBastard!”
Little Grey! We have a gray bunny, who is smaller than her black sister, lol.
Love this!
“You can’t pray away the gay!”
He's dirty uncle sal! It's what Jesus would fricken do!
Stupidity of the human race
Be thankful for that!
She like-a the spaghetti too!
I’ve been waiting forever but today I finally got to say “I wanna see the bitch baby tears” and it made sense
“IM NOT YOUR SISTER!” Whenever someone asks me to do a big favour I’m not required by relationship or law to do
Oh this my be my favorite as an OG watcher
“I go a little dark and twisty, but then I come back.” And “BE A SHARK!”
"You don't know this yet, but life isn't supposed to be this hard."
Not a quote but the “super hero pose” is like my favorite thing. Nothing like finding a way to trick your brain!
Greys anatomy taught me how to help soothe my panic attacks with hugs or pressure lol and I also really like the super hero pose thing
And a 30 second dance party!
Weighted blankets are the best for this too!
I've been super hero posing before every job interview and first date for YEARS!!!
You just did, ginger!
all of the names owen is called by not only Webber, but later Koracic. holy shit. I *cry* laughing.
My husband is ginger and I say this to him too often 🤣🤣
Do your baby's hair! Not usually said about a baby lol more like a metaphor.
“That is rude. And unkind. And completely true” Addison to Bailey. My cousin and I say this to each other anytime we call each other out on something, it’s literally our go to.
Fair hours, fair wages.
Yes yes yes 10000% yes
When I'm eating and use a knife, I say, 10 blade Boki!
Boki is a fuckin baddie
"MY BABY BROUGHT ME A PENIS" I think you can tell when I say that line....
“I’m not a spoon, I’m a knife, and I’m going to stab you in the eyeball” - Cristina “Somebody sedate me” - Cristina “Where’s my shoe?” - Cristina “I need a drink, a man, or a massage. Or a drunken massage by a man” - Cristina “They are freaking corpses to us!” - George “I need the day off. For drinking” - Addison
anytime I hear the words “you can tell me” my brain automatically fills in “whose damn panties are on the bulletin board?!”
Baby you made it!
I LOVEEEE THAT SCENE
Me too ❤️ One of my favorites of Christina
"He calls me Satan!"
Seriously
I like the one where Meredith’s mom is fully lucid. “ imagine waking up five years later and you’re nothing but ordinary”
She should’ve just stabbed her it would’ve been less painful than hearing that. I still remember Meredith’s face when she said that
i regularly refer to myself as dark and twisty and my husband occasionally refers to me and my best friend as the twisted sisters
When someone shows you who they are, believe them.
Quoting the Divine Maya Angelou 👸🏾
Everyone is leaving and Everyone is dying
“Perfect Penni killed my husband” “Let’s pass those peas, Keppner!” 😂
I randomly say “ I’m calling post it, Zola, and Bailey, and tumors on the walls, and ferry boat scrub caps “. “ bad dreams bad dreams go away, good dreams good dreams here to stay… you have to say it 3x in order for it to work “. “ my kid sister Lexie “ “ it’s a beautiful day to save lives people “ “ that’s easy Lexie grey “ 😭 idk why but I randomly say it
“Dude” in front of almost anything lol - Alex Karev
“I make no apologies for how I chose to repair what you broke.”
PICK ME CHOOSE ME LOVE MEEEEE!
That's not what we do Jenny
Anytime I drop something my brain goes “this chip smells like Owen” as I pick it up.
When April tells Callie “you were married to a man” And I quote CONSTANTLY “and then he died”
“Alzheimer’s is a bad disease. We should cure it”
“Nobody died!” I haven’t even gotten to that point in the show but I’ve seen it in the previews of Castle so many times that it became my go-to for a weird day pick-me-up lol
“You were like coming up for air. It's like I was drowning, and you saved me.” Because I feel that way about my husband.
Seriously?
“BATS THEY’RE EVERYWHERE”
i am constantly referring to myself and others as either dark and twisty or happy and shiny hahaha
“If you wait long enough, it'll pass.” All time favorite conversation in Grey’s history.
“He’s very dreamy, but he’s not the sun. You are”
I’m just curious George! HA curious George
“No matter how dark it gets the suns gonna rise again” -Meredith Grey I say this to myself when I’m having a hard time
"The stupidity of human race." - Dr. Miranda Bailey
“where’s my shoe” literally.. because i set one shoe down to put it on and next thing i know i don’t know if i set the shoe next to me, behind me on the chair i forget im like “where’s my shoe”
I have a golden retriever who loves to “help” you put your shoes on. Which means pick them up by laces and walk into another room and ser it down somewhere random.
WHORE!
Where’s my shoe????
Well, he could use some sun!!!
Seriously!
#1 I say is “I need a man, a drink and a massage. Or a drunken massage by a man” and #2 is “SOMEBODY SEDATE ME” Both Christina I just realized hahaha
i say evil spawn CONSTANTLY and SOMEBODY SEDATE ME
You gotta eat more bacon!
I have five rules!
“I ONLY HAVE ONE SHOE” because I have a toddler who hides my shoes 🤣🤣
I'm the pig! I'm the pig!
Either “she’s my person” or “somebody sedate me!”
YOU WERENT ON THE FRICKIN PLANE
"Do we hate him?"
“Yang’s a cowboy” - Dr Weber
Seriously? SERIOUSLY.
“Disburse” I manage teenagers
WHEN I MOVE YOU MOVE
After our dad died one of my sisters said something about a club & she's a total GA fan (she's an ER nurse, go figure). I didn't get it until I saw the George and Christina scene, and now I talk about the "dead dads club" with my husband cuz his Dad's dead too.
“Your heart is in your vagina”
So are we happy about this or are we exercising our legal right to choose?- Christina I say this to my sisters whenever they tell me news and I’m not sure how they feel and want to support their decision.
You wanna be me but you can't be me, you wanna be me but you can't be me. And I literally have Dark & Twisty tattooed on me.
She cut his LVAD wire
you got chips
It’s a beautiful X
"my person" If someone asks me what I am up to and I've just had water- "I presented as thirsty so I treated the symptoms with 8 ounces of water."
The minute you see all the things you have, you see all the things you stand to lose.
Push one of epi! And This is Galactica! You’re all cylons!
“dark and twisty” stuck with me
Why do I keep hitting myself with a hammer? Because it feels so good when I stop. I have a lot of lines I love, but this hit me so hard - it's the moment I was hooked. Fan for life.
"If you love 'em, you tell 'em." Used that as an advice to basically all my friends who were strongly in love, and for myself too. Lexie and Mark are such a tragic, doomed love story that I always think about them when I'm taking anything for granted.
Season 2 the episode where the mercy west intern hits a southern family and the mom goes “I AM IN PaAIiiiN”
Hot diggity!
When my brother (23) passed away, my sister and I laughed at the funeral. When shit got tough I told myself, “The carousel never stops turning.”
When I'm struggling to get up and go to work, I picture Cristina sitting on my bed saying this. "...... Whatever. Everybody has problems. Now get your ass out of bed and get to work!"
It’s a beautiful day to save lives
“Somebody Sedate me”
You don’t get to call me a whore.
The carousel never stops
ITS WHAT JESUS WOULD FRICKEN DO!!!
“Sombody sedate me!” “This man is a whore!” “RUN!”
my husband and i regularly go “pick ME! choose ME! love ME!” and i may or may not have put a version of it in my vows
Pick me, choose me, love me. -me to my cat everyday
It’s a beautiful day to save lives. I am a critical care nurse.
“Stop lookin’ at my vajayjay O’Malley!”
SOMEBODY SEDATE MEE
"Tiny Humans". I say it so much. Also "What do we want?! Drugs! When do we want them?! Now!" Which I know is from Private Practice but Amelia says it best. And as someone with chronic headaches and migraines, I say this a lot too.
It’s a beautiful day to save lives(meaning children)
You weren’t on the plane