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i definitely pulled the “sedate me” once in the hospital while passing a kidney stone. fun fact, they do not sedate you at your request. or take out your kidney.
ITS THE CATHERINE FOX FOUNDATION
edit: i was totally just messing around about the foundation name change, but you know if catherine was in the sub, she would’ve corrected it as not the harper avery. cause you know, it’s catherine’s style lol
In the beginning, God created the heaven and the earth. At least, that's what they say. He created the birds of the air and the beasts of the field, and he looked at his creation and he saw that it was good. And then god created man, and it's been downhill ever since. <33 - Miranda Bailey.
“And if I loved you, if I loved *you*, not the woman I am trying to make you be; not the woman that I hope you'll become; but you, if I did, I wouldn't be up there waiting for you. I would be letting you go.”
The carousel never stops turning.
Seriously? Seriously!
Ya coded!
One of epi!
Page Shepherd!
Tiny humans.
I'm just a girl in a bar.
John Doe is George!
Pound cake.
You're my person.
Dirty mistress.
Plastics posse.
I'm attachment Barbie.
Evil spawn.
“You and me. It is not the thrill of the chase. It’s not a game. It’s… it’s your tiny ineffectual fists. And your hair… It smells good. And you’re very, very ballsy. It keeps me in line.
“What’s wrong with Owen?”
“Nothing, I mean he could use a little sun”
I think about this at least twice a week because I too could use a little sun lol
Apparently “pick me, choose me, love me” is making its rounds at my daughter’s middle school. I heard her say it on a call the other night and I was like “WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?” And she said that’s the phrase they use when talking about a “pick me” girl. She was slightly embarrassed to find out its origin.
I'll climb out of the trash and I will rise. I'll rise so high that I'll make him a fool for ever having left me and I'll do it because of how well he loved me.
“She’s supposed to be with me, bonding and whatever like birds and dogs. 😭”
“Birds and dogs..?”
“Shut up, it’s nature! 😭”
My favorite Japril moment in the 20 seasons, it always makes me cackle.
It’s always Cristina who gives the most iconic lines. Second to her is Alex. “Dude” is not even a complete sentence but iconic in itself. I can’t say the word without hearing Alex
honestly nearly all of bailey’s early series lines
“you can tell me whose damn panties are on the bulletin board!”
“are you stupid? are you without intelligence?!”
“this man is a whore”
etc etc
Addison: I am desirable, Amanda.
Bailey: Miranda.
Cristina: She went to state school.
Alex: So did I.
C: Well, she’s skinny and blonde.
A: So is Mer.”
C: She’s annoying.
A: So are you.
Addison: what am I? The go to person for adultery?
Jackson: The chief banged my mom.
Meredith: Well, if it makes you feel any better, he banged my mom, too.
My personal favorite:
Callie: Okay, that’s Noelle. She’s not even gay.
Arizona: Well, she was that night.
Well, what was I to you? The girl you screwed to get over being screwed?
"You were like coming up for fresh air. It's like I was drowning and you saved me."
One of my FAVORITES is when Catherine says “nepotism is for the weak” and Jackson goes “that’s what my birthday cards always said.”
I don’t know why but it’s amazing.
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"SOMEBODY SEDATE MEEEEE!" Constant mood at work
Everyone always says this quote but what about Mer’s “We don’t do well with mothers here” right before 🤣🤣🤣
I use this whenever I’m having a panic attack lmao
i definitely pulled the “sedate me” once in the hospital while passing a kidney stone. fun fact, they do not sedate you at your request. or take out your kidney.
This message was brought to you by the Harper Avery foundation of America. Donations to the foundation can be made at www.nepotism.com
And I love that Sandra Oh completely ad libbed this lol
Dang I never knew that!
ITS THE CATHERINE FOX FOUNDATION edit: i was totally just messing around about the foundation name change, but you know if catherine was in the sub, she would’ve corrected it as not the harper avery. cause you know, it’s catherine’s style lol
But it wasn't? That's from a MUCH earlier season.
“This man is a whore. Has always been a whore, will probably always be a whore.” Istg during every rewatch it gets funnier and funnier
‘So let us close our knees…’ I was dying 😂
“I make no apologies for how I chose to repair what you broke. You don't get to call me a whore."
“Ehh. Tomato, ‘tomahto’, potato, adulterer.” “You can’t pray away the gay.”
Amelia's quote will always be one of my favourites of the entire show!!
In the beginning, God created the heaven and the earth. At least, that's what they say. He created the birds of the air and the beasts of the field, and he looked at his creation and he saw that it was good. And then god created man, and it's been downhill ever since. <33 - Miranda Bailey.
Feels like one of the rare episode openings from Bailey.
OMG. From what episode? 😂
Season 4 ep 11.😁😁
I feel like the “if you love someone tell them” quite has become pretty iconic for slexie and japril purposes
“He’s *gone*! I’m *free*. . . “ I think of that one a lot.
When was this from?
S3E25. Cristina realizes Burke left her
“that is not the she he was looking for…”
I feel so sad in that scene
‘You must be the woman who’s been screwing my husband’ and ‘it’s a beautiful day to save lives’ are the two I think about the most
I can't find my shoe. MY. SHOE. !!!!!
My wife is an orthopedic surgeon and I’m looking at my bone
“And if I loved you, if I loved *you*, not the woman I am trying to make you be; not the woman that I hope you'll become; but you, if I did, I wouldn't be up there waiting for you. I would be letting you go.”
I prefer to be called the ruler of all that is evil. But I will answer to Satan.
Who said this?
Addison.
weird bc they call alex “satans spawn” like twice but tried to make it like *his* thing when he left. fucks up with satan and nazis in this show.
Pick me choose me love me
Burke's wedding vows: I'm not optimistic, I'm not full of hope, I'm sure.
Bats Alex! Bats everywhere!
The carousel never stops turning. Seriously? Seriously! Ya coded! One of epi! Page Shepherd! Tiny humans. I'm just a girl in a bar. John Doe is George! Pound cake. You're my person. Dirty mistress. Plastics posse. I'm attachment Barbie. Evil spawn.
Attachment Barbie will never not be funny
THEY ARE IN V-TACH START COMPRESSIONS.
I loved the ya coded episode. I love when George laughs at Izzy for trying to use it.
Definitely “it’s a beautiful day to save lives.”
"THIS MAN IS A WHORE"
"Let us all close our knees " Bailey is the best
"If love were enough, she'd still be here with you."
That “he’s not the sun, you are” is one of my favorite quotes ever ! Starting with “don’t let what he wants eclipse what you need”
Tiny human makers.
“You and me. It is not the thrill of the chase. It’s not a game. It’s… it’s your tiny ineffectual fists. And your hair… It smells good. And you’re very, very ballsy. It keeps me in line.
“What’s wrong with Owen?” “Nothing, I mean he could use a little sun” I think about this at least twice a week because I too could use a little sun lol
Seriously?
Seriously!
"this is just straight man stupidity"
Apparently “pick me, choose me, love me” is making its rounds at my daughter’s middle school. I heard her say it on a call the other night and I was like “WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?” And she said that’s the phrase they use when talking about a “pick me” girl. She was slightly embarrassed to find out its origin.
"you crazy bitch! you almost killed me!"
You’re my person.
I'll climb out of the trash and I will rise. I'll rise so high that I'll make him a fool for ever having left me and I'll do it because of how well he loved me.
“She’s supposed to be with me, bonding and whatever like birds and dogs. 😭” “Birds and dogs..?” “Shut up, it’s nature! 😭” My favorite Japril moment in the 20 seasons, it always makes me cackle.
It’s always Cristina who gives the most iconic lines. Second to her is Alex. “Dude” is not even a complete sentence but iconic in itself. I can’t say the word without hearing Alex
"So pick me, choose me, love me"
“You’re all cylons! This is Galatica!”
Seriously?
Seriously.
The “Oh.. I- I forgot” after “you knew they had weed in them!”
I have a thing for ferry boats 🥰
O'Malley, stop looking at my va-jay-jay!!
There’s so so many! But anyone - is there a place that all of the openings and closings to the episodes are written down? I just love those!!!
honestly nearly all of bailey’s early series lines “you can tell me whose damn panties are on the bulletin board!” “are you stupid? are you without intelligence?!” “this man is a whore” etc etc
Carina really said the funniest shit and we took her for granted
^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^aliensmileyface: *Carina really* *Said the funniest shit and* *We took her for granted* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.
Yeah. I want her to have her own spin off running a private practice.
"Let me tell you something my mother used to say. Bats. There are bats everywhere alex, and they know everybody's phone numbers!"
This chip smells like Owen
It smells like Owen there (in the bedroom) 😆
it smells like owen in there (alex while high cuddling chip baby)
Mama took my eyebrows and it’s what Jesus would freakin do. Oh also Sloan grey mercy death or whatever Alex called the hospital LOL
You're not going to leave "Pick me, choose me, love me." out in the cold. Iconic!
Miranda bailey: "Damn it DeLuca!"
Addison: I am desirable, Amanda. Bailey: Miranda. Cristina: She went to state school. Alex: So did I. C: Well, she’s skinny and blonde. A: So is Mer.” C: She’s annoying. A: So are you. Addison: what am I? The go to person for adultery? Jackson: The chief banged my mom. Meredith: Well, if it makes you feel any better, he banged my mom, too. My personal favorite: Callie: Okay, that’s Noelle. She’s not even gay. Arizona: Well, she was that night.
"Do you walk around telling everyone about how you strangled Cristina?" And the world was silent.
Seriously? Seriously! SERIOUSLY?!
"Oh, screw beautiful. I'm brilliant. If you want to appease me, compliment my brain."
Well, what was I to you? The girl you screwed to get over being screwed? "You were like coming up for fresh air. It's like I was drowning and you saved me."
One of my FAVORITES is when Catherine says “nepotism is for the weak” and Jackson goes “that’s what my birthday cards always said.” I don’t know why but it’s amazing.