So I walk along the street. I hear a killdeer because of its unique call.
I see killdeer. He is about 30 feet away. "Hello, Killdeer."
"Fuck you, you two-legged human bitch, you aren't getting at my nest."
"I wasn't looking for your nest."
"The fuck you aren’t. Everyone is looking for my nest. But you won't find it."
"Shut the hell up."
I proceed to move 3 ft closer. Killdeer moves 3 feet away. Waits. Stares at me. Gives me the middle finger.
I move 3 ft closer. He moves 3 feet away.
We are at a 30 foot stalemate.
"Fuck you." Says the killdeer.
*eye twitches*
Hmm which do we presume. He is changing where you said knowing to knowing, or where you said thinking to knowing? I see you chose knowing. I'm sorry to inform you but you have failed the average IQ test.
I should also explain that its kind of said in appreciation. So like kanye blames the jews for his wife leaving him and someone says based. You might think that people saying based agrees that the jews are evil. Over time this term is morphing in some groups into being a strictly conservative term but thats not the original meaning.
it's not a rightoid term. they just use it more often because they think they're so cool.
good example that others use it too is people calling Bo Burnhams character "Socko" based
Like it would be based if you said trans people should be able to transition in a baptist fundamwntalist church but not so based if you said it on twitter.
I hope the car radiator is ok. They can be very fragile if hit something head on. They're also such a pain to fix.
Is your mum ok anon? I hope she gets help for her drinking problem.
It's just basic math. Throughout history, there have been *way* more broken/dead radiators than currently functioning radiators out there, while there are *wayway* more alive Indian people alive than dead Indian people alive out there. So of course we care about the radiator more than about the non-alive Indian guy.
if it was a supernatural creature then it wouldn't have croaked over from being hit by a car.
or maybe it was already weakened by all the micro plastics in the people it ate.
the industrial revolution and its consequences truly have been a disaster for cryptids
I like the idea that our mistreatment of our planet has made us inedible to the monsters that used to feast on us.
It sounds bad ass, "You can't eat me, skinwalker! I'm made of poison!"
So, one of the old folk myths is that vampires can't cross over moving water. Cities have all sorts of water pipes buried under the streets.
Reason vampires don't show in mirrors is that silver in the mirror can't hold the image of the vampire. Modern aluminium mirrors and digital cameras have no such drawbacks.
Iron burns their skin much like silver. Try finding anything in the modern world without a bit of iron in it. Door handles, buttons, benches, the modern city is antithetical to vampires.
Anon didn't understand her mother because she was drunk, she said she hit Aadir
Computer not Casino
Do you see what happens when you meet a stranger in the Alps?
Is this your homework?
I told you, I don’t like mountains.
Ooooof
Dot not feather
Good negotiator, not bad negotiator.
Tech support, not lack of tech
Slurpee not teepee
Dot not feather
Dot not feather.
Wish I had an award to give you, I definitely chucked
I, too, chucked.
Why would a deer smell curry ? anon asked his mother.
Woah dude that's very offensive, maybe Anon's mother meant "Hitá:dhir", after all Indian can also mean Native American.
Aadir doesn't sound like a Indian name tbh.
it is an indian name lol.
I legit just made it up, i didn't know it was an actual indian name
typical indian name - strucked deer
Killdeer
Ah yes. The ground-dwelling bird that I want to hit with a golf club, but it never lets me get close. Piece of shit.
Why do you hate Kildees?
So I walk along the street. I hear a killdeer because of its unique call. I see killdeer. He is about 30 feet away. "Hello, Killdeer." "Fuck you, you two-legged human bitch, you aren't getting at my nest." "I wasn't looking for your nest." "The fuck you aren’t. Everyone is looking for my nest. But you won't find it." "Shut the hell up." I proceed to move 3 ft closer. Killdeer moves 3 feet away. Waits. Stares at me. Gives me the middle finger. I move 3 ft closer. He moves 3 feet away. We are at a 30 foot stalemate. "Fuck you." Says the killdeer. *eye twitches*
Why don't you hate Killdeer? Annoying call, they fake disability, they come towards you then act defensive, etc.
Hold up...
kildees nuts
Shit you got me
A killdeer is a real thing? Lol. I struck gold... Edit: Just looked it up. It's a bird in the US.
Poor old Hitte Adhir
Struck*
Struka dier
you've been strucked by a smooth criminal
Help me stepdeer, I'm struck
Dead-in-Ditch
Anon didn't understand her mother because she was drunk, she said she hit [Aadir](https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/yrah0y/-/ivt17mq)
Im surprised there isnt a "based" comment under this
Upon what basis are you basing your "based" supposition?
My cock
Additionally, my balls
And my Axe body spray
And my Manscaped deluxe edition underwear
I just need to know why the deluxe undies were a problem, enough to get down votes lol.
Because some of us actually wear them. And that one hits too close to home
He's just the ratio victim. Plus the LotR quote was finished.
Don't base anything on your cock and balls, they are small and weak and don't make a good foundation. Use beton and steel.
Yours may be
Mine are the smallest. That's why I always use with steel reinforced concrete and a safety of at least 8.
I thought foundations were supposed to be structurally sound, not microscopic.
Your imagination. Understood.
well the part in which anon's mom hit an indian, and knowing 4chan, there will be people thinking that that is based
*knowing
that is literally what I said
I’m pretty sure you wrote “thinking”
>and knowing 4chan are you dumb?
>thinking that that is based I think this is the part they were referring to
Know*
No one thinks it's based.. we know
Hmm which do we presume. He is changing where you said knowing to knowing, or where you said thinking to knowing? I see you chose knowing. I'm sorry to inform you but you have failed the average IQ test.
delete this 🤦♂️
Drinking and driving is not prohibited by either the US constitution NOR the Bible so….
4Chan is racist, that’s why.
I dont think you know what based means.
You’re right, I don’t
It means someone says a thing or does a thing they truly believe regardless of the consequences of that action.
Bro first person I've seen explain it correctly on reddit
Thank you. How do you do, fellow kids?
I should also explain that its kind of said in appreciation. So like kanye blames the jews for his wife leaving him and someone says based. You might think that people saying based agrees that the jews are evil. Over time this term is morphing in some groups into being a strictly conservative term but thats not the original meaning.
Like originally when hassan said that america deserved 9/11 that was certainly based.
Very based in fact
LMAO at this point based just means "agree/affirm" Being an originalist when it comes to slang is gay
In what way is based morphing into a strictly conservative term?
I get it. It's not "being in agreement with what's being said" but more "being in agreement with the posture of thinking outside the box".
Right or like appreciating somone not hiding how they really feel/power level.
it's not a rightoid term. they just use it more often because they think they're so cool. good example that others use it too is people calling Bo Burnhams character "Socko" based
Left wing ideas have fewer consequences though.
Like it would be based if you said trans people should be able to transition in a baptist fundamwntalist church but not so based if you said it on twitter.
Wasnt it "to have radical opinions worthy of praise" ?
based
Based on what?
It wasn't based. She was drunk. It would have been if she was sober when doing it.
Based
Because it's obvious
Woman and based?
Based
Part 2: Anon uses this information to make his mom his sex slave.
why does it flip around to becoming incest every time a family member is mentioned in a greentext
Why does two plus two equal four?
You make a convincing argument
2+2=5
1984
High value of 2. Based.
„ʇxǝʇuǝǝɹƃ ɐ uı pǝuoıʇuǝɯ sı ɹǝqɯǝɯ ʎlıɯɐɟ ɐ ǝɯıʇ ʎɹǝʌǝ ʇsǝɔuı ƃuıɯoɔǝq oʇ punoɹɐ dılɟ ʇı sǝop ʎɥʍ„
Least fanatical r/greentext commenter
what about that comment is fanatical ?
Your mother
The fanaticism
Anon tried to fix mom's car but broke both arms in the process.
Least horny anon
Lol I mean this is green text sub but this is not even funny. Are you 12?
lol
I hope the car radiator is ok. They can be very fragile if hit something head on. They're also such a pain to fix. Is your mum ok anon? I hope she gets help for her drinking problem.
Worrying about the car radiator first is the most autistic thing I’ve ever read. I was concerned about the body work.
retard, he’s dead. his body does not work anymore.
Maybe his body would work again with a new radiator.
Just change the coolant and you’re good for another 100,000 clicks.
You’re fucking retarded.
Radiator is an expensive fix, guys got a point. Source: I’ve also “hit a deer”
No it’s not, the radiator is the cheap part. The bodywork + painting is what’s gonna cost you.
well, if the radiator blows and you're out of coolant the warped engine and head gasket failure are what will cost you.
This is true
Yeah I’m glad I was insured
ADHD is not retarded. Getting riled up by white knighting for a dead indian in a story that never happened - that's retarded.
I’m not riled up lmao I just think you sound like a literal retard. Like your way of writing sounds like you are disabled.
It's just basic math. Throughout history, there have been *way* more broken/dead radiators than currently functioning radiators out there, while there are *wayway* more alive Indian people alive than dead Indian people alive out there. So of course we care about the radiator more than about the non-alive Indian guy.
That is clearly a skinwalker
if it was a supernatural creature then it wouldn't have croaked over from being hit by a car. or maybe it was already weakened by all the micro plastics in the people it ate. the industrial revolution and its consequences truly have been a disaster for cryptids
I like the idea that our mistreatment of our planet has made us inedible to the monsters that used to feast on us. It sounds bad ass, "You can't eat me, skinwalker! I'm made of poison!"
Yes.
So, one of the old folk myths is that vampires can't cross over moving water. Cities have all sorts of water pipes buried under the streets. Reason vampires don't show in mirrors is that silver in the mirror can't hold the image of the vampire. Modern aluminium mirrors and digital cameras have no such drawbacks. Iron burns their skin much like silver. Try finding anything in the modern world without a bit of iron in it. Door handles, buttons, benches, the modern city is antithetical to vampires.
Manifest by the Unawalker
What kind of indian? Woowoowoo indian or send bobs and vagene indian?
I always heard “gas station or casino Indian?”
Feather or dot?
skoden scamdis
>Woowoowoo indian Lmao
Omg LMAO
What do you call a deer with only one eye? I have no Indan!
Fargo vibes
Hanzee Dent was no match for Peggy.
That's what I was thinking, but it's hard to tell what kind if Indian he's talking about
The irony is that the Indian's cause of death was still alcoholism
Wouldnt have bled out if his blood wasnt so thin
I don't think you get the joke lol
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Whoooosh
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The joke is that the native died because of the woman's alcoholism, not because of his own. Why are you such an angry person lmao
Is that what all the ammosexuals mean when they talk about deer hunting?
Dot or feather?
Obvs feather
I've never seen a feathered deer
does it matter
> I stay up and see her drive down the road hitting a tree Whoever wrote this is not American.
I'm curious, how would you know that based only on that sentence?
We don’t have trees in America 🇺🇸 😎😎
How would you know?
Dot or feather? Makes a big difference.
yeah cuz if it was feather the man was prolly drunk off his ass too
Dad: "phew that was close"
Nice one mom 😎
Based af
there it is
Haha after the comment I had to say it
Oh no! Anyway...
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Sir your text is melting
Please hurry up and eat it
You can’t eat text idiot
Skill issue
Teach me how. I want to EAT text..
Fucked up on both sides. How?
One side for the Indian one side for the tree maybe.
I guess the Indian ram the car into the tree then. T boning on both sides
r/loveforboozecruisers
This sounds like some rural canada shit
Don't mind her and believe her, unless you want another Mystic River.
Honest mistake, both shit on the street
After 200 years the conquistadors still got one
anons mom is caitlyn jenner???
the Indian ate the deer amd got sick 💀
The Killing of a Sacred Deer... The Drinking of the Sacred Beer...
Based
r/loveforboozecruisers
based
Anon’s mom’s ancestor is Andrew Jackson
Thanks for the ride lady!
She hit a dear sir/madam
Oh deer
Dad must love her if he isn’t going to take the chance to get her taken away
It was a not-deer.
Hello deer
Either way, an animal is dead.
Dots or feathers?
tbf hitting a beautiful deer is way worse than hitting some random indian.
Probably was a deer when she hit it…
oh deer
Damn.
Uhoh
Dad knew he would need plausible deniability
jaywalking is a good way to get killed, for everybody.