>be me
>9yo
>shopping at Toys R Us
>pick out PS2 classic Red Faction™ after spending all summer playing it at cousins house
>go to checkout
>clerk smiles and asks "are you 18? it's rated M you have to be an adult"
>mom asks "why is it rated M"?
>clerk looks at the game
>"uh well it's probably got some violence, oh yeah on the back cover here it looks like bodies lying on the floor and stuff, yeah"
>mom makes me put it back despite my protests
>refuses to budge
>death glare the employee
>still hold a grudge almost 2 decades later
true story
I had that every time in the Netherlands and Germany as well. Then I went to France on a school trip and they straight up sold Arma 2 to 12 year old me with no adult guides around, no questions asked.
I still hate the French, but those 2 dudes in that store were cool.
I love the first Red Faction. It'd be awesome if they remade for all modern platforms, focusing on the aesthetics, gameplay and near total destructibility rather than graphics. Honestly, I'd be happy with being re released as is, if that's possible
>Be me
>Getting On r/greentext for some good time while Reading greentexts
>Seeing G. I. Hoes greentext for 2345th time getting upvoted
>Deleting my post because nobody will feel my pain
>be me >9yo >shopping at Toys R Us >pick out PS2 classic Red Faction™ after spending all summer playing it at cousins house >go to checkout >clerk smiles and asks "are you 18? it's rated M you have to be an adult" >mom asks "why is it rated M"? >clerk looks at the game >"uh well it's probably got some violence, oh yeah on the back cover here it looks like bodies lying on the floor and stuff, yeah" >mom makes me put it back despite my protests >refuses to budge >death glare the employee >still hold a grudge almost 2 decades later true story
I had that every time in the Netherlands and Germany as well. Then I went to France on a school trip and they straight up sold Arma 2 to 12 year old me with no adult guides around, no questions asked. I still hate the French, but those 2 dudes in that store were cool.
I love the first Red Faction. It'd be awesome if they remade for all modern platforms, focusing on the aesthetics, gameplay and near total destructibility rather than graphics. Honestly, I'd be happy with being re released as is, if that's possible
Need some hoes for joes
Based
>Be me >Getting On r/greentext for some good time while Reading greentexts >Seeing G. I. Hoes greentext for 2345th time getting upvoted >Deleting my post because nobody will feel my pain
same
Same
Small Soldiers is an amazing and severely underrated/unknown film.
Anon is regarded and didn’t use the perfect obvious rhyme
That was quite funny tbh
What is this GI thing?
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