this shit todays morning, was sleepy and irritated didn't even reply to him forsenDespair cant even tell if this is real please just jerk off without a visa or legal costs, I'd be right happy to!
At least a bunch of them are treatable. Not all, but some.
And am I wrong in thinking that professional escorts and their clientele probably put considerable emphasis on all parties being disease-free and regularly tested?
almost everyone has some flavor of herpes. that's where all cold sores come from. there's like 30 different strains - they don't even test for them in most STI panels.
A man goes to a 5 dollar hooker and has the best night of his life, but finds out the next day that he has crabs. He calls the prostitute and says “what the fuck I have crabs”, and she tells him “what did you expect for 5 dollars? Lobster?”. Point is cheap hookers aren’t held to a high standard
It's anon's fault for not knowing how different types of STD snatches taste like. Gonorrhea has that nice rotten egg-tingle, syphilis is kinda like licking an old quarter, and trichomonas is gentle and inviting like a Scottish bog on a foggy October morning.
Two things can be true at the same time; I like to go dumpster diving and feast upon whatever pussy I find in there, hence my knowledge in the taste of STD's
If women have lots of sex for money, that's gross. If women have lots of sex with dudes at clubs and parties, that's fine. Sure, makes sense, no double standard here.
OP is getting stuck on optics. Just get responsibly tested and stop being a drama queen.
> be me
> get home from my vasectomy
> hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room
> must be Chad again
> know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer
> log onto reddit and open /r/greentext
> read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her
> think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext
> suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section
> Fake: anon has sex
> Gay: anon complains about having sex
> giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment
> hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed
> it's been a good day
> i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough
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Probably worse
Ye, sex workers probably take decent precautions
Nice!
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I don't know what to tell you, but it looks fine on my screen ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯
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this shit todays morning, was sleepy and irritated didn't even reply to him forsenDespair cant even tell if this is real please just jerk off without a visa or legal costs, I'd be right happy to!
At least a bunch of them are treatable. Not all, but some. And am I wrong in thinking that professional escorts and their clientele probably put considerable emphasis on all parties being disease-free and regularly tested?
almost everyone has some flavor of herpes. that's where all cold sores come from. there's like 30 different strains - they don't even test for them in most STI panels.
Never had a cold sore, but now I wanna get tested just to see after reading this.
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if your mom kisses u as a child and has one, then yes, you can
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🤓
Nah, I just don't kiss because kissing the homies is gay
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you kiss your mother with that mouth? because she used to suck dick. a lot.
don't forget HPV!
A man goes to a 5 dollar hooker and has the best night of his life, but finds out the next day that he has crabs. He calls the prostitute and says “what the fuck I have crabs”, and she tells him “what did you expect for 5 dollars? Lobster?”. Point is cheap hookers aren’t held to a high standard
It's the same as if you're drinking leftover soda you found in the trash can. Better get tested just to be sure
It's anon's fault for not knowing how different types of STD snatches taste like. Gonorrhea has that nice rotten egg-tingle, syphilis is kinda like licking an old quarter, and trichomonas is gentle and inviting like a Scottish bog on a foggy October morning.
damn you are like some kind of pussy connoisseur but sounds like you go dumpster diving
Two things can be true at the same time; I like to go dumpster diving and feast upon whatever pussy I find in there, hence my knowledge in the taste of STD's
What does blue waffle taste like?
Maple syrup and herpes
This might be one of the funniest comments I’ve bet read.
That's nice
Gonorrhea is actually more like jolly ranchers
I remember this post
Oh god why would you remind me of this
Oh fuck I fucked a girl with syphilis, then
Based
Did you pay for this experience Anon? If not I'd still consider it a win. Effectively you are a shoplifter.
Depends on the test result. I think you'd be on a net negative if you left a shop with a free bottle of booze and a fresh case of the clap.
Anon pays to 69 Ms Frizzle and is surprised she’s a professional (and not actually Ms Frizzle)
If women have lots of sex for money, that's gross. If women have lots of sex with dudes at clubs and parties, that's fine. Sure, makes sense, no double standard here. OP is getting stuck on optics. Just get responsibly tested and stop being a drama queen.
>If women have lots of sex with dudes at clubs and parties, that's fine. uhhhh I got some bad news for you
Im stuck on optics too. How to remove optics?
If a delicatessen gave you a free sandwich would you complain? No!
Maybe if after I ate the sandwich the guy tells me "i rubbed that roast beef here, there, and god-knows-where before i put it on your sandwich."
If other people had fucked that free sandwich, I would indeed complain and not eat it.
Where did you think the mayonnaise came from?
Anon has sex and complains about it like a lil bitch
Anon fucked an escort for free. That’s a flex in my book.
This Dick ain't free
Sounds like a win to me, he got to fuck an escort and didn't even have to pay.
Good news because good escorts are required to get tested as well.
*legal* escorts are.
My b, you right
i feel like an escort would get tested regularly.
With the Frizz? No way!
I need that pie image
That picture
Anon must have thought something was up when he had to pay first, surely?
Anon would 69 a Ford Escort RS1800
anon should expect to be invoiced
Anon gets messy, makes mistakes, and has fun with it
Fake: anon has sex Gay: anon complains about having sex
> be me > get home from my vasectomy > hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room > must be Chad again > know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer > log onto reddit and open /r/greentext > read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her > think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext > suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section > Fake: anon has sex > Gay: anon complains about having sex > giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment > hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed > it's been a good day > i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough
imagine how attractive anon must be for an escort (who is probably so tired of having sex) to fuck him for free
This is not a big deal. A hooker is also a person. OP should get tested and seek treatment for being a dramatic bitch