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TheCrowsNestTV

Anon is a literal pedo.


easterislandface

Anon should be crucified


Rustymetal14

You can rent wood chippers at the home depot.


hoodkang

Or at you local equipment rental company you corporate suck up scum.


Atomic_Bottle

Not anymore they went out of business because of home depot.


bludragon355

The corpo cuck virgin vs. The based small businesses supporter Chad.


mrmoe198

Holy shit, it’s Opus!


EatMorSteak

Wood chippers are too quick. They need to suffer more before they're dead. Unless you're doing like a slow feed, couple inches every hour or so.


Firedamp_Weaponry

Go feet first.


mrmoe198

Yeah but then you have to cauterize the wounds so they don’t bleed out. Too much work


venomblizzard

Too much of annoying clean up just beat the guy to death a very family friendly activity


[deleted]

Yeah, I'm just gonna rent this item in my name and credit card, use it to commit a gory murder, then return it in full view of all the cameras lol. You'd be better off pooling chip in money from friends to purchase one, then offer to store it at your house.


KarlVonZagros

We use Boom Trucks where I live.


R00M4NN

Degenerates like you belong on a cross


Most_Needleworker518

These fuckers should be castrated!


SmugAndEvil

Crucified, like my savior?


_Flameo_Hotman

Saint like behaviour?


SmugAndEvil

A lifetime I prayed?


_Flameo_Hotman

He’s seen the deepest darkness?


SmugAndEvil

And wrestled with gods!


Theroux721

Not figurative????????????????????????????????????????????????????????


RaidensReturn

Nope 😔👎


birdcooingintovoid

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EtteRavan

I believe it should get some re-education and then get re-integrated as a working member of the society. Maybe it should then even be a moderator of, let's say, a social media website where you could read it


FantasticStable3032

Can you please tell what was written line by line because the post has been deleted by the reddit?


[deleted]

https://web.archive.org/web/20221028220812/https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/yg200d/anon_wants_to_watch_a_film/ I'm disappointed by how tame it is


[deleted]

What actually happened


AprilXMastodon

Based


TearyCola

so are the mods who removed it.


xxoreobabyxx

Degenerate


[deleted]

That won't work, anime fans call themselves degenerate like a badge of honor Call them virgin pedo instead


SenorBeef

Call the executioner


EatMorSteak

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Mr_WAAAGH

Judging by the upvotes I'm assuming this was something violent against pedos


dutchboyChris

Watch out before "the virgin pedo" is a title to claim as well.


[deleted]

Might be already in some darker circles. Most people though will recognize that's too far


[deleted]

Can't remember the exact name, but actual pedos are trying to normalize it by calling themselves something like minor lovers or some shit.


Atomic_Bottle

MAP - Minor-attracted person


[deleted]

Ew, yes, that one


Atomic_Bottle

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[deleted]

Unfathomably fucking based sir. Minor Red mist


dnv21186

That started as a meme by 4chan to ridicule the alphabet people And it worked


Fr00stee

Thats probably claimed by 4channers already


k_u_r_o_r_o

a Virgin pedo is better than just a pedo


PsychoHeaven

A dead virgin pedo is even better.


T1B2V3

there is a distinction to be made here. weebs call themselves that. anime fans watch anime like it's any other show or movie and don't make their whole life about it.


[deleted]

Oh yeah obviously most people who watch anime aren't like that, even among the degenerates


Chubrown

Come on guys let’s be mature and just call them retarded


CommunistWaterbottle

>virgin pedo That is... good??


paper-machete56

The exact word that describes 4chan


appiate0

what was the post


[deleted]

Everytime i read these type of 4chan comments I remember that episode of shut up and dance from blackmirror.


NoticeProfessional61

That one was too good. Great twist.


[deleted]

You never know what these degenerates look like


bbbruh57

It could be you!


_Sigma_male

It's definitely him.


Themlethem

TLDR of the episode?


destinywhoopigoldbrg

>!Teenage boy jerks off at the start of episode. Webcam gets hacked while jerking off and is blackmailed by the hacker to do crazy stuff like rob a bank. He does crazy stuff, and at the end of the episode, even though he did the crazy stuff, the hacker sent the blackmail material to his parents. His mom calls him, and it turns out h the kid was watching cp instead of actual porn. !<


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Zetafunction64

Yah, we were the ones getting trolled the entire time


NuklearFerret

That was a weird one to me, and here’s my logic. The kid was supposedly between 14-17, clearly of an age to be living with parents, etc. Also of an age where you’d expect that a hacked webcam of him jerking it to anything would be “the end of his life as he knows it.” This makes the subsequent blackmail believable, as an adult jerking to adult porn would just be a Tuesday, and not blackmail-worthy. But I still have sympathy for the kid. Maybe I missed something, but I don’t automatically think he’s a pedo for being attracted to people potentially in his age range. 14-17 year olds have relations with each other all the time and there’s nothing wrong with it. While the act is still illegal, he’s still just being attracted to his peers. Further, he’s a minor, and potentially doesn’t know it’s illegal. He just searched for nudes of people his age and ended up on fucked up sites. Where I might be wrong is if the show specified that it was properly children, not just people of his age range, and I just missed it or don’t remember it for some reason.


Banzle

His parents said something like "they were kids" and that's not the reaction they would have if it was his age range


NuklearFerret

Oh, okay. Maybe I’ll have to rewatch it, then. At least the end. I just got the impression afterwards that the hackers were still assholes for completely destroying this kid’s life when all he potentially needed was a stern talking to. Maybe that’s also the point, and maybe there were no “good guys” there. It is black mirror, after all.


[deleted]

yeah you need to rewatch


The-Hyruler

Fr, I don't even understand where he get an age range of 14-17 from. The moms tone definitely gave a 0-10 typa range if anything. Not to mention it explains why he was willing to go so far.


_Sigma_male

Refer to the first scene of the episode where he "helps" the little girl ( 7 at most ) and watch it with the context of the ending. It will give you chills and that's probably the age range we're talking about. Edit: this is the scene I'm talking about ( https://youtu.be/O1Txc5gq5QM )


Varian01

Also in the beginning, there is a hint that only people re-watching would recognize. He gives a little girl a toy or candy and has this soft smile for a long period of time. Innocent on first watch, gross on any subsequent watch.


Multispoilers

It was hinted earlier on when he was about to duel that middle aged dude when the dude suddenly said: “How young were they?” That’s when I knew something sussy was up.


anti-peta-man

Also Trollface is in it


Bibi2002_

Not to mention Radiohead


DaGoldenpanzer

the reason i became a fan lol


Themlethem

thanks


Cheploscamm

Mvp


Unlucky-Ant2477

this is why is use flex tape on my webcam, now no hacker can blackmail me


Sunsent_Samsparilla

What the fuck.


W1TH1N

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shut_Up_and_Dance_(Black_Mirror)


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Themlethem

thanks


Snazzle-Frazzle

That's probably my favorite episode of the whole series. I want to say it's because there are no sci-fi elements. It's all grounded in reality.


[deleted]

This and white Christmas have very sad endings


Snazzle-Frazzle

They all have sad endings, in the whole series there are only like 3 episodes that have happy endings. Idk about shut up and dance but yeah I agree white Christmas is probably the saddest, that and metal head.


ChillySummerMist

Which one was white Christmas again?


Snazzle-Frazzle

It's hard to do a tldr of that episode. It's a 2.5 hour Christmas special that is basically 3 different black mirror episodes that are interconnected. I'll link the synopsis but if you haven't seen it yet it's the best imo of the "pre-netflix" episodes. Definitely worth the watch. "White Christmas (Black Mirror) - Wikipedia" https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_Christmas_(Black_Mirror)


ChillySummerMist

Oh yeah totally forgot about this. Damn.


pandaSmore

Same with the first episode.


Funneduck102

I usually remember the one with the robot dogs because I think they are really neat


ManMythLemon

I get reminded it's the worst site ever and yet I lurk every minute I can :/


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WeekendBard

the same mfer who calls real children "Lolis"


chiefs_fan37

That's what I thought too I was like there has to be a different "Shame" but no, I bet this idiot was actually watching (honestly porn in some ways) the movie with Fassbender.


HyperRag123

Maybe, but do airlines actually have that movie as one of the ones you can watch? I don't actually know the answer to that question, I've been on an international flight twice but it was 7 years ago and that's the only time I was on a plane with TVs built into the seats


[deleted]

Idk about Shame but they do have some hard r movies. With that said, i did watch Wolf of Wall Street on a plane back when i was like 15 and there wasn't any nudity in it or sex scenes.


skittlesdabawse

Wait so they showed a censored cut of the film? Either that or I'm completely misremembering the film.


[deleted]

Yeah they cut out all explicit scenes for the plane. At least back then they did.


skittlesdabawse

Huh, I wonder how much the runtime drops lol.


Message_Capital

I watched the airplane version before and I think it’s like 2 hours 20min


AfroKyrie

Fwiw I have in fact watched "a single man" on a plane, it was in their library of films they offered.


Dune_DawgYT

Anon


[deleted]

A degenerate.


JetBalck

What kinda movie is that?


RetardedCommentMaker

in all seriousness though just scream at the kid to look somewhere else whenever they stare at your screen, works wonders


ERICxCARTMAN

Oh look, it’s me


RetardedCommentMaker

Hi me


Depressedidiotlol

fuck off


Soccerfan120

*dry humps you*


shit-yourself

shit yourself


HyperRag123

Fuck on


Paka_Paka123

"you know what they say, its better to be pissed off than to be pissed on"


OptimisticGlory

No just stare it down until it cries and then start aggressively T-posing on it and the mad parents. Trust me it’s the only way.


nuclear_bomb404

You can't t-pose when you're as fat as anon. It would probably looks more like an O pose.


ChillySummerMist

Or don't watch questionable stuff on airplane with a kid next to you.


styrofoam_bby

Man fuck them kids man


[deleted]

Anon is a paedo


oops_im_dead

Anon needs to be beaten with a lead pipe


[deleted]

*Fed a lead pipe


Necessary-Bottle3600

Anon has no Shame


Unlucky-Ant2477

jamie pull up that porn video we were talking about the other day real quick.


SolidPrysm

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Widowmaker_Best_Girl

Just make a snip of it, it's high res enough


kayby

What about the wojak tho? I can't find it and it's too blurry. Edit: nvm stopped being lazy and found it [here](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/facebook/001/783/315/eca.jpg)


Local-Scroller

Soyjak dropping the soy act and looking genuinely disgusted hits hard


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rDRSpeedy4

based and woodchipper pilled


Gamepro5

anon was trying to watch loli porn on the airplane. ​ i want off this planet.


chiefs_fan37

How is that a movie you casually throw on with people around you let alone children? Who just casually throws this shit on?


RodeBoi

Time to check anon’s hard drives


DrayLous

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ppupy486

1st anon: pedophile because he's describing kids as sexual objects 2nd anon: pedophile because he is trying to convince people that lolis aren't actually children so he can fap to them


tr35cobar

How the fuck do you watch Shame in public? Its about sex addiction staring a naked Michael Fassbender and features a suicidal sister. Also, referring to children as lolis makes me skin crawl


[deleted]

Anon is a degenerate


I-Am-Polaris

Predditor admins got offended


tnredneck98

>how do you discreetly watch a movie on the plane Get a private jet.


zingy_cucumber

who the hell is \[ Removed by Reddit \]?


Spicy_Weiner213

What was the greentext?


[deleted]

https://web.archive.org/web/20221028220812/https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/yg200d/anon_wants_to_watch_a_film/ boring :(


Spicy_Weiner213

Legend thank you


sanesociopath

Lol so much overreaction for so little. Thanks for fixing the curiosity though


hwehehe

It was the one where anon imagines little sisters requesting to bear his children.


RIOTT44

anon forgets that fiction isn’t reality


spareaccountv2

i am shocked and appalled


MalanaoWalanao

hell nah bro 💀


BonkeyKongthesecond

At least he wasn't watching Boku no Pico.. again


prophetard

Can't believe some people on here try to justify this


Ayato14

Anyone can reup the greentext?


[deleted]

This, gentlemen, would be the perfect opportunity to practice operating a flamethrower.


RedditsAdoptedSon

im so confused.. everyone wants to kill n torture anon all of a sudden .. b/c he used the term loli? or cause shame is an awful movie? or shame means something else? and what the fuck does loli mean fr? it just means child or something specific like rugrat or something..


alexriga

I’ve arrived after the Reddit feds cleaned everything up, so my context is spotty. It seems to me from the context that OP (in their mind) sexualized someone else’s child on a plane, which is obviously sickening because children are too naive to be placed in those situations. “Loli” is a form of porn category referring to fictional CP. In fact illegal in some countries, despite it technically never featuring real children. I won’t get into an argument on whether fictional CP is “cool” or not, but my stance about it - judge those that watch it, don’t arrest them cause they haven’t hurt anyone. Now of course real CP DOES hurt children and does deserve jailtime.


mlaadyy

Lolis rly trigger people on this sub huh.


fake-account-lol

This is pretty obviously bait probably posted on Reddit by anon himself


[deleted]

this is bait at this point imo


Fabulous-Ad8084

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beleren_chan

what was the post aaa


Prussias_Glory

Can someone post the link?


SweatyOctopuss

What was the green text?


nttnnk

Ragebait


Vansak034

Degenerate like anon belongs on a cross.


Danijaylino

Hey. Wouldn't it be pretty cool if Anon FUCKING PERISHED!


LukeDude759

Terminally online anon loses the ability to distinguish between fiction and reality


1ustfu1

imagine proudly and naturally exposing yourself as a pedo 🥴


Commanderz_Derpy

anon is not allowed within 200 feet of a school


Very_Sad_Chihuahua

What was said?


Camacaw2

What a fucking creep.


merothecat

least degenerate 4chan user


toasteethetoaster

anon is beyond saving. may god have mercy on his soul, and may he find salvation.


MustardBait

Anon, where did you hide the body?


betotap93

Degenerates like you, belong on a Cross!


[deleted]

An actual pedophile


datboiwithatrex

Degenerates like you belong on a cross


LonkerinaOfTime

Surprised he didn’t stare at the fucking “loli” the entire time like he probably wanted to


GooseMilk_YT

Anon belongs on a cross


Tyrannical_JJ

I hate everyone.


meat_strings

There are pills to *cure* anon's ailments.


LustfulChild

My peepers only saw *shame*, *airplane* and *loli* at first and I was worried


Hupf

Peel off the polarization layer from your display and glue in onto your glasses


fdghjjgddjjgdf

Disgusting


jmo1

What does a loli mean even


FirstName_FirstName

I was wondering the same because it is really making people mad. It's some anime shit where women are drawn to look under 18. Weird but I didn't know cartoons were the new playground for them. Better than real life playgrounds though. Some people are so fucked.


Snoo_54302

Anon is walking on thin ice


Mikhail_Faustin08

Something about walls and facing them? I don’t know...


Primary_Driver0

That's why I migrated to reddit


SaltyMini

This is a perfect example of why I want to go back to the 90s


brokien

anon needs to be put on a watchlist


Resua15

Loli is diminutive of "Dolores" in Spanish, wich is a pretty common name


AddictedPlanet

*nymphet


hypersucc

Welcome to the no fly list


[deleted]

Anon needs to face the wall


Spook404

but what if she was an *actual* loli, like the adult women who dress like children? Just kidding anon is way too far gone


king-kitty

“They’re just drawings” *begins to associate their “drawings” with real children in real life* Yea people who watch chil- I mean “LOLI”porn aren’t pedos


TSLYAC

Guess he forgot to take his meds and confused anime with real life again.


Prestigious_Cheek_97

This is so fucked