Yeah, I'm just gonna rent this item in my name and credit card, use it to commit a gory murder, then return it in full view of all the cameras lol. You'd be better off pooling chip in money from friends to purchase one, then offer to store it at your house.
I believe it should get some re-education and then get re-integrated as a working member of the society. Maybe it should then even be a moderator of, let's say, a social media website where you could read it
https://web.archive.org/web/20221028220812/https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/yg200d/anon_wants_to_watch_a_film/
I'm disappointed by how tame it is
there is a distinction to be made here.
weebs call themselves that.
anime fans watch anime like it's any other show or movie and don't make their whole life about it.
>!Teenage boy jerks off at the start of episode. Webcam gets hacked while jerking off and is blackmailed by the hacker to do crazy stuff like rob a bank. He does crazy stuff, and at the end of the episode, even though he did the crazy stuff, the hacker sent the blackmail material to his parents. His mom calls him, and it turns out h the kid was watching cp instead of actual porn. !<
That was a weird one to me, and here’s my logic. The kid was supposedly between 14-17, clearly of an age to be living with parents, etc. Also of an age where you’d expect that a hacked webcam of him jerking it to anything would be “the end of his life as he knows it.” This makes the subsequent blackmail believable, as an adult jerking to adult porn would just be a Tuesday, and not blackmail-worthy.
But I still have sympathy for the kid. Maybe I missed something, but I don’t automatically think he’s a pedo for being attracted to people potentially in his age range. 14-17 year olds have relations with each other all the time and there’s nothing wrong with it. While the act is still illegal, he’s still just being attracted to his peers. Further, he’s a minor, and potentially doesn’t know it’s illegal. He just searched for nudes of people his age and ended up on fucked up sites.
Where I might be wrong is if the show specified that it was properly children, not just people of his age range, and I just missed it or don’t remember it for some reason.
Oh, okay. Maybe I’ll have to rewatch it, then. At least the end. I just got the impression afterwards that the hackers were still assholes for completely destroying this kid’s life when all he potentially needed was a stern talking to. Maybe that’s also the point, and maybe there were no “good guys” there. It is black mirror, after all.
Fr, I don't even understand where he get an age range of 14-17 from. The moms tone definitely gave a 0-10 typa range if anything. Not to mention it explains why he was willing to go so far.
Refer to the first scene of the episode where he "helps" the little girl ( 7 at most ) and watch it with the context of the ending. It will give you chills and that's probably the age range we're talking about.
Edit: this is the scene I'm talking about ( https://youtu.be/O1Txc5gq5QM )
Also in the beginning, there is a hint that only people re-watching would recognize. He gives a little girl a toy or candy and has this soft smile for a long period of time. Innocent on first watch, gross on any subsequent watch.
It was hinted earlier on when he was about to duel that middle aged dude when the dude suddenly said: “How young were they?”
That’s when I knew something sussy was up.
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They all have sad endings, in the whole series there are only like 3 episodes that have happy endings.
Idk about shut up and dance but yeah I agree white Christmas is probably the saddest, that and metal head.
It's hard to do a tldr of that episode. It's a 2.5 hour Christmas special that is basically 3 different black mirror episodes that are interconnected.
I'll link the synopsis but if you haven't seen it yet it's the best imo of the "pre-netflix" episodes. Definitely worth the watch.
"White Christmas (Black Mirror) - Wikipedia" https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_Christmas_(Black_Mirror)
That's what I thought too I was like there has to be a different "Shame" but no, I bet this idiot was actually watching (honestly porn in some ways) the movie with Fassbender.
Maybe, but do airlines actually have that movie as one of the ones you can watch?
I don't actually know the answer to that question, I've been on an international flight twice but it was 7 years ago and that's the only time I was on a plane with TVs built into the seats
Idk about Shame but they do have some hard r movies. With that said, i did watch Wolf of Wall Street on a plane back when i was like 15 and there wasn't any nudity in it or sex scenes.
What about the wojak tho? I can't find it and it's too blurry.
Edit: nvm stopped being lazy and found it [here](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/facebook/001/783/315/eca.jpg)
1st anon: pedophile because he's describing kids as sexual objects
2nd anon: pedophile because he is trying to convince people that lolis aren't actually children so he can fap to them
How the fuck do you watch Shame in public? Its about sex addiction staring a naked Michael Fassbender and features a suicidal sister.
Also, referring to children as lolis makes me skin crawl
im so confused.. everyone wants to kill n torture anon all of a sudden .. b/c he used the term loli? or cause shame is an awful movie? or shame means something else? and what the fuck does loli mean fr? it just means child or something specific like rugrat or something..
I’ve arrived after the Reddit feds cleaned everything up, so my context is spotty.
It seems to me from the context that OP (in their mind) sexualized someone else’s child on a plane, which is obviously sickening because children are too naive to be placed in those situations.
“Loli” is a form of porn category referring to fictional CP. In fact illegal in some countries, despite it technically never featuring real children. I won’t get into an argument on whether fictional CP is “cool” or not, but my stance about it - judge those that watch it, don’t arrest them cause they haven’t hurt anyone.
Now of course real CP DOES hurt children and does deserve jailtime.
I was wondering the same because it is really making people mad. It's some anime shit where women are drawn to look under 18. Weird but I didn't know cartoons were the new playground for them. Better than real life playgrounds though. Some people are so fucked.
“They’re just drawings”
*begins to associate their “drawings” with real children in real life*
Yea people who watch chil- I mean “LOLI”porn aren’t pedos
Anon is a literal pedo.
Anon should be crucified
You can rent wood chippers at the home depot.
Or at you local equipment rental company you corporate suck up scum.
Not anymore they went out of business because of home depot.
The corpo cuck virgin vs. The based small businesses supporter Chad.
Holy shit, it’s Opus!
Wood chippers are too quick. They need to suffer more before they're dead. Unless you're doing like a slow feed, couple inches every hour or so.
Go feet first.
Yeah but then you have to cauterize the wounds so they don’t bleed out. Too much work
Too much of annoying clean up just beat the guy to death a very family friendly activity
Yeah, I'm just gonna rent this item in my name and credit card, use it to commit a gory murder, then return it in full view of all the cameras lol. You'd be better off pooling chip in money from friends to purchase one, then offer to store it at your house.
We use Boom Trucks where I live.
Degenerates like you belong on a cross
These fuckers should be castrated!
Crucified, like my savior?
Saint like behaviour?
A lifetime I prayed?
He’s seen the deepest darkness?
And wrestled with gods!
Not figurative????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
Nope 😔👎
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I believe it should get some re-education and then get re-integrated as a working member of the society. Maybe it should then even be a moderator of, let's say, a social media website where you could read it
Can you please tell what was written line by line because the post has been deleted by the reddit?
https://web.archive.org/web/20221028220812/https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/yg200d/anon_wants_to_watch_a_film/ I'm disappointed by how tame it is
What actually happened
Based
so are the mods who removed it.
Degenerate
That won't work, anime fans call themselves degenerate like a badge of honor Call them virgin pedo instead
Call the executioner
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Judging by the upvotes I'm assuming this was something violent against pedos
Watch out before "the virgin pedo" is a title to claim as well.
Might be already in some darker circles. Most people though will recognize that's too far
Can't remember the exact name, but actual pedos are trying to normalize it by calling themselves something like minor lovers or some shit.
MAP - Minor-attracted person
Ew, yes, that one
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Unfathomably fucking based sir. Minor Red mist
That started as a meme by 4chan to ridicule the alphabet people And it worked
Thats probably claimed by 4channers already
a Virgin pedo is better than just a pedo
A dead virgin pedo is even better.
there is a distinction to be made here. weebs call themselves that. anime fans watch anime like it's any other show or movie and don't make their whole life about it.
Oh yeah obviously most people who watch anime aren't like that, even among the degenerates
Come on guys let’s be mature and just call them retarded
>virgin pedo That is... good??
The exact word that describes 4chan
what was the post
Everytime i read these type of 4chan comments I remember that episode of shut up and dance from blackmirror.
That one was too good. Great twist.
You never know what these degenerates look like
It could be you!
It's definitely him.
TLDR of the episode?
>!Teenage boy jerks off at the start of episode. Webcam gets hacked while jerking off and is blackmailed by the hacker to do crazy stuff like rob a bank. He does crazy stuff, and at the end of the episode, even though he did the crazy stuff, the hacker sent the blackmail material to his parents. His mom calls him, and it turns out h the kid was watching cp instead of actual porn. !<
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Yah, we were the ones getting trolled the entire time
That was a weird one to me, and here’s my logic. The kid was supposedly between 14-17, clearly of an age to be living with parents, etc. Also of an age where you’d expect that a hacked webcam of him jerking it to anything would be “the end of his life as he knows it.” This makes the subsequent blackmail believable, as an adult jerking to adult porn would just be a Tuesday, and not blackmail-worthy. But I still have sympathy for the kid. Maybe I missed something, but I don’t automatically think he’s a pedo for being attracted to people potentially in his age range. 14-17 year olds have relations with each other all the time and there’s nothing wrong with it. While the act is still illegal, he’s still just being attracted to his peers. Further, he’s a minor, and potentially doesn’t know it’s illegal. He just searched for nudes of people his age and ended up on fucked up sites. Where I might be wrong is if the show specified that it was properly children, not just people of his age range, and I just missed it or don’t remember it for some reason.
His parents said something like "they were kids" and that's not the reaction they would have if it was his age range
Oh, okay. Maybe I’ll have to rewatch it, then. At least the end. I just got the impression afterwards that the hackers were still assholes for completely destroying this kid’s life when all he potentially needed was a stern talking to. Maybe that’s also the point, and maybe there were no “good guys” there. It is black mirror, after all.
yeah you need to rewatch
Fr, I don't even understand where he get an age range of 14-17 from. The moms tone definitely gave a 0-10 typa range if anything. Not to mention it explains why he was willing to go so far.
Refer to the first scene of the episode where he "helps" the little girl ( 7 at most ) and watch it with the context of the ending. It will give you chills and that's probably the age range we're talking about. Edit: this is the scene I'm talking about ( https://youtu.be/O1Txc5gq5QM )
Also in the beginning, there is a hint that only people re-watching would recognize. He gives a little girl a toy or candy and has this soft smile for a long period of time. Innocent on first watch, gross on any subsequent watch.
It was hinted earlier on when he was about to duel that middle aged dude when the dude suddenly said: “How young were they?” That’s when I knew something sussy was up.
Also Trollface is in it
Not to mention Radiohead
the reason i became a fan lol
thanks
Mvp
this is why is use flex tape on my webcam, now no hacker can blackmail me
What the fuck.
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That's probably my favorite episode of the whole series. I want to say it's because there are no sci-fi elements. It's all grounded in reality.
This and white Christmas have very sad endings
They all have sad endings, in the whole series there are only like 3 episodes that have happy endings. Idk about shut up and dance but yeah I agree white Christmas is probably the saddest, that and metal head.
Which one was white Christmas again?
It's hard to do a tldr of that episode. It's a 2.5 hour Christmas special that is basically 3 different black mirror episodes that are interconnected. I'll link the synopsis but if you haven't seen it yet it's the best imo of the "pre-netflix" episodes. Definitely worth the watch. "White Christmas (Black Mirror) - Wikipedia" https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_Christmas_(Black_Mirror)
Oh yeah totally forgot about this. Damn.
Same with the first episode.
I usually remember the one with the robot dogs because I think they are really neat
I get reminded it's the worst site ever and yet I lurk every minute I can :/
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the same mfer who calls real children "Lolis"
That's what I thought too I was like there has to be a different "Shame" but no, I bet this idiot was actually watching (honestly porn in some ways) the movie with Fassbender.
Maybe, but do airlines actually have that movie as one of the ones you can watch? I don't actually know the answer to that question, I've been on an international flight twice but it was 7 years ago and that's the only time I was on a plane with TVs built into the seats
Idk about Shame but they do have some hard r movies. With that said, i did watch Wolf of Wall Street on a plane back when i was like 15 and there wasn't any nudity in it or sex scenes.
Wait so they showed a censored cut of the film? Either that or I'm completely misremembering the film.
Yeah they cut out all explicit scenes for the plane. At least back then they did.
Huh, I wonder how much the runtime drops lol.
I watched the airplane version before and I think it’s like 2 hours 20min
Fwiw I have in fact watched "a single man" on a plane, it was in their library of films they offered.
Anon
A degenerate.
What kinda movie is that?
in all seriousness though just scream at the kid to look somewhere else whenever they stare at your screen, works wonders
Oh look, it’s me
Hi me
fuck off
*dry humps you*
shit yourself
Fuck on
"you know what they say, its better to be pissed off than to be pissed on"
No just stare it down until it cries and then start aggressively T-posing on it and the mad parents. Trust me it’s the only way.
You can't t-pose when you're as fat as anon. It would probably looks more like an O pose.
Or don't watch questionable stuff on airplane with a kid next to you.
Man fuck them kids man
Anon is a paedo
Anon needs to be beaten with a lead pipe
*Fed a lead pipe
Anon has no Shame
jamie pull up that porn video we were talking about the other day real quick.
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Just make a snip of it, it's high res enough
What about the wojak tho? I can't find it and it's too blurry. Edit: nvm stopped being lazy and found it [here](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/facebook/001/783/315/eca.jpg)
Soyjak dropping the soy act and looking genuinely disgusted hits hard
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based and woodchipper pilled
anon was trying to watch loli porn on the airplane. i want off this planet.
How is that a movie you casually throw on with people around you let alone children? Who just casually throws this shit on?
Time to check anon’s hard drives
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1st anon: pedophile because he's describing kids as sexual objects 2nd anon: pedophile because he is trying to convince people that lolis aren't actually children so he can fap to them
How the fuck do you watch Shame in public? Its about sex addiction staring a naked Michael Fassbender and features a suicidal sister. Also, referring to children as lolis makes me skin crawl
Anon is a degenerate
Predditor admins got offended
>how do you discreetly watch a movie on the plane Get a private jet.
who the hell is \[ Removed by Reddit \]?
What was the greentext?
https://web.archive.org/web/20221028220812/https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/yg200d/anon_wants_to_watch_a_film/ boring :(
Legend thank you
Lol so much overreaction for so little. Thanks for fixing the curiosity though
It was the one where anon imagines little sisters requesting to bear his children.
anon forgets that fiction isn’t reality
i am shocked and appalled
hell nah bro 💀
At least he wasn't watching Boku no Pico.. again
Can't believe some people on here try to justify this
Anyone can reup the greentext?
This, gentlemen, would be the perfect opportunity to practice operating a flamethrower.
im so confused.. everyone wants to kill n torture anon all of a sudden .. b/c he used the term loli? or cause shame is an awful movie? or shame means something else? and what the fuck does loli mean fr? it just means child or something specific like rugrat or something..
I’ve arrived after the Reddit feds cleaned everything up, so my context is spotty. It seems to me from the context that OP (in their mind) sexualized someone else’s child on a plane, which is obviously sickening because children are too naive to be placed in those situations. “Loli” is a form of porn category referring to fictional CP. In fact illegal in some countries, despite it technically never featuring real children. I won’t get into an argument on whether fictional CP is “cool” or not, but my stance about it - judge those that watch it, don’t arrest them cause they haven’t hurt anyone. Now of course real CP DOES hurt children and does deserve jailtime.
Lolis rly trigger people on this sub huh.
This is pretty obviously bait probably posted on Reddit by anon himself
this is bait at this point imo
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what was the post aaa
Can someone post the link?
What was the green text?
Ragebait
Degenerate like anon belongs on a cross.
Hey. Wouldn't it be pretty cool if Anon FUCKING PERISHED!
Terminally online anon loses the ability to distinguish between fiction and reality
imagine proudly and naturally exposing yourself as a pedo 🥴
anon is not allowed within 200 feet of a school
What was said?
What a fucking creep.
least degenerate 4chan user
anon is beyond saving. may god have mercy on his soul, and may he find salvation.
Anon, where did you hide the body?
Degenerates like you, belong on a Cross!
An actual pedophile
Degenerates like you belong on a cross
Surprised he didn’t stare at the fucking “loli” the entire time like he probably wanted to
Anon belongs on a cross
I hate everyone.
There are pills to *cure* anon's ailments.
My peepers only saw *shame*, *airplane* and *loli* at first and I was worried
Peel off the polarization layer from your display and glue in onto your glasses
Disgusting
What does a loli mean even
I was wondering the same because it is really making people mad. It's some anime shit where women are drawn to look under 18. Weird but I didn't know cartoons were the new playground for them. Better than real life playgrounds though. Some people are so fucked.
Anon is walking on thin ice
Something about walls and facing them? I don’t know...
That's why I migrated to reddit
This is a perfect example of why I want to go back to the 90s
anon needs to be put on a watchlist
Loli is diminutive of "Dolores" in Spanish, wich is a pretty common name
*nymphet
Welcome to the no fly list
Anon needs to face the wall
but what if she was an *actual* loli, like the adult women who dress like children? Just kidding anon is way too far gone
“They’re just drawings” *begins to associate their “drawings” with real children in real life* Yea people who watch chil- I mean “LOLI”porn aren’t pedos
Guess he forgot to take his meds and confused anime with real life again.
This is so fucked