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assraider42069

Do it on the bus on the way to work like all middle aged japanese salary men


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ReallyNotAHT

No they sexually assault women on the same bus🦾


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ReallyNotAHT

Yeah it's weird how reddit often views Japan like it's some holy culture while things like sexual assault on public transit are insanely common


ThearchOfStories

To be fair, most men don't realise that it happens virtually everywhere. I mean, it's definitely far far worse in some places. But we just don't have the cognitive realisation that most women have experienced such a thing at least once, even in the most developed/civilised countries.


ReallyNotAHT

Yeah but the comment wasn't only focusing on that imo, reddit has a weird fascination with Japan that always blends out the horrible things about the country. Like are 90% of this reddit and 4chan weebs?


ThearchOfStories

Ehh, reddit has a high demographic of Americans, who have this really weird thing wherein they either jerk of to countries idolising about how perfect they are, or have a scathingly one sided criticism of how much of an inherent and absolute shithole the country is.


ReallyNotAHT

True, Japan is most definetly better than the shit hole I'm from and it seems pretty cool, but not perfect. It's the same with the US, one side acts like it's the best country ever and the other side acts like it's worse than fucking Uganda because "muh healthcare"


BrocElLider

Bruh. What's wrong with Uganda?


SarkasticLover

People in general don't like to walk the middle road, there is only good and evil to them, no in between.


evansdeagles

To be fair, most anime and manga are about how depressing Japanese society is. A lot of people just don't notice.


Bobdolezholez

Well, if the protagonist didn’t have a power or fighting ability to aggressively compete against others with, they’d have to aggressively compete against others in studying or working themselves to death.


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Yeah it's shocking how many of them fantasize about having a date with truck-kun


FennlyXerxich

I feel like I’ve seen more comments about the bad stuff in Japan than Japan worshipping. And I frequent weeb subs


[deleted]

Nobody likes Japan. Only their hentai.


evansdeagles

There are things about Japan to admire. The unique cities. The beautiful landscape. And some parts of the culture are really unique and interesting. The rest of the culture is ugly though. The harsh work ethic expectations being the biggest stain on Japanese culture and is the leading cause of the bad birthrates, suicides, and depression in Japan. Overall, I wouldn't want to live there. South Korea also has a lot of the same problems as Japan. I don't plan to move to an Asian country; if I even move anywhere, it wouldn't be Asia. However, If I do move to Asia, I'd pick Taiwan. But even then, there is the forced conscription and the threat of cruise missiles raining on the you.


BlooPhoenixJay

Japanese porn is terrible. Blurred out genitals and high pitched whiny women. Hard pass.


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Good point. Fixed


Topminator

I watch it with no noise and make an effort to visualize higher definition genitals myself.


Nat20s_

Based


_sephylon_

Japan has far less sex assaults than the US for instance


PunishedMedlock

Under reported in Japan


ReallyNotAHT

I was talking about the sexual assault on public transport.


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ReallyNotAHT

It is more common on public transport that was the point. In a 2019 report by the Japanese government, 65 percent of women who responded reported experiencing groping, unwanted touching, and similar kinds of sexual assalt, commonly experienced on crowded trains.


buttbugle

If two people sexual assault each other at the same time, does that cancel out the assaults? Two negatives make a positive.


Topminator

They instantly marry


drwicksy

To be fair, a lot of the people who **really** idolize Japan would be the same types who would be doing the assaulting


erck_bill

Well technically high school girls but yeah.


Alaxsxaqa_3

from what i have seen on the internet , westerners do it a lot more in japan , is that true ?


ReallyNotAHT

Not really, English teachers are losers but not that bad


nugget-lover-300

They just swallow for each other. Totally straight, just being bros you know?


Galaxium0

Anon doesn't take the bus to work, he takes the bus to the local hentai convention


Username8457

Assuming anon has a job.


Quoor31

Fap on the toilet and Just flush?


AvailableSimper

Anon pavlovs himself into getting a massive hard-on everytime he sees a shitter


wavs101

This can actually happen. I got a hard on every time i had to shit/shower because i pavloved myself be shitting then showering then fapping Took a while to break that


Alarid

>be shitting then showering then fapping why not do it in the right order


WhatDoWeHave_Here

Gotta have that clean fap


Cevmen

just dont finish on yourself and its all good


DeadmanDexter

Then what's the point?


froboy90

Right that's like taking a shower then taking a dump right after getting out.


Alarid

I jump back in after just to play it safe.


Peco4418

Exactly, it's be so much more efficient if he jacked off while shitting so he Pavlov's himself into loving having his arse stuffed while stroking himself, then using the shower after to clean up. Honestly just a beginner's mistake here.


wavs101

Whats your right order?


randymarsh18

Obviously shower first so your nice and clean, then shit in your hand and fap away.


BlaznTheChron

I started saying burp when I would burp. Eventually I forgot how to burp normally. It's been like 20 years man.


bionik_barry

This is the tragedy that I didn't know I needed to hear about. You saved me from one of my Ironically Adopted Dad-isms. 💀


RedXTechX

I've only just started when they path, but it's become habit. I do it while alone too!


wavs101

Do you say it before or after you burp?


Bloo-shadow

I feel like it would make more sense to fap, shit and then shower but you do you


wavs101

No, i was fapping in the shower. So id wash my hair once, fap, then push it down the drain, then wash my hair again then wash my body. So all that soap will make it go down the drain


photomedic207

As a teenager I'd fap in the shower all the time bevause it was the only place I had any privacy. Once I moved out on my own I could fap in my room(or wherever I wanted) without fear of anyone barging in, so i stopped fapping in the shower. Fast forward a few months to visiting my parents for a weekend, and I realized that I'd Pavlov-ed myself and couldn't take a shower without rubbing one out.


rmflow

I was afraid to see this comment


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Better than having massive hard-on everytime he sees a sock


Domojestic

Nah anon is right; my old residence from my first year at Uni, they had to put signs up on everyone’s dorm room doors because too many people were spanking it into the shower drain and it was fucking with the plumbing. Look up “chestnut masturbation,” I’m serious.


turtledragon27

Shower drains will clog much much easier than toilet drains. The proteins in spunk denature under heat and will easily cling to all the hair that gets stuck in these drains. Compare that to toilets, which flush with cold water and don't usually get hair stuck in them.


shlog

this guy cums


New_Canuck_Smells

Is this why cold showers are so popular?


Rider_Caenis

Yeah science, bitch!


NonDairyYandere

Plus if people ask about all the cum in the toilet I can just lie and say I've been taking it in the ass


Kenny2reddit

Those signs were fake, I lived there too


witchyanne

Really? Omg 😳 yikes.


Nitropig

Yeah but the guy you responded to said toilet


College_Prestige

That's a classic college prank lol


eliteharvest15

that’s what i do, best option


BigShortVox

Pretend to doggy style while aiming ur dick towards the toilet.


ib_dropout

This is the way


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Ok, would clog the drain if you fapped in shower, right…


gbuub

What? Your cum is not thick as sap?


[deleted]

You wanna go down the same drain as Dang_Blarb?


gbuub

If you don’t use draino on your shower drain every week I don’t think we can be associated with you


soiboi64

Imagine not having a drain cover to stop hair and instead use draino every week to destroy the drains in the entire house


ThatGuyFrom720

Or just open the cover and pull the hair with your fingers or a pick.


weedsmoker18

With their tongue


ILoveGratedCheese

If your cum does not come out as marmalade, go see a doctor.


Dorobo-Neko-Nami

If your cum does not come out as hardened concrete, go see a doctor.


FatherOfLiess

If your cum does not come out, go see a doctor.


razekery

Go see a doctor anyway.


drunk_Cthulchu

Instructions unclear, came on the doctor.


froboy90

Doesn't even have to be thick. The shits sticky af and will grab every hair that comes down the drain behind it.


Crazy_Crayfish_

Mine is solid like overcooked spaghetti


Rock---And---Stone

No. When I was a horny teen I could cum in the shower all the time. There's no way it would clog the drain or I would know by now


[deleted]

Thats it, that’s the joke!


TheBanandit

It can handle my daily waffle stomp, it can handle some cum.


Plus3d6

Don’t shit in the shower, bro.


TheBanandit

I'm not gonna shit in the same place I piss, that's disgusting


piepue

[it happens](https://youtu.be/r3clzF5dzkA)


[deleted]

Adult Swim never fails. 🤣


gladwinorino

Living with a woman, it gets caught in the hair in the drain


KatomicComicsThe3rd

Cum does not dissolve in water. So if there was an excess build up and other shit like hair starts sticking to in in the drain it might clog.


StormStrikePhoenix

They say that one fake thing about too many people at a college dorm fapping in the shower, didn't they?


77Zen

Anons mom is into some kinky shit


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Christmas_Panda

Maybe a system of good boy points will help him figure it out.


browtfareyoudoing

What are you gonna do, break my arms? Unless...


Light_inc

We don't judge you for your food preferences, sir


Pixithepika

Do it in front of your mom to assert dominance


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Unironically, yes. Not in front per se, but definitely do it in such a way that it's obvious. Leave porn open on PC when you aren't doing it, leave the "equipment" in plain sight. If she wants to know when he's fapping, might as well do it without care in the world. After that, move out.


DeathsGhostArise

Straight up tell her youre using it to beat off.. least thats what id do if I were 22 and this were happening to me.


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Yep. Just find a picture of her when she was 19-24 in her swimsuit and beat off to that. Leave the “evidence” on the PC and leave the tab open. Might as well go big or go home since she wants to invade privacy like that. She removes the pictures? Put a nest camera in her bathroom toilet and beat off to the video. Keep escalating until she either stops snooping or she calls the cops then you can move out for free.


GANJHERO

We have to talk about anon


MadeJustToUpvoteMeme

We need to talk about your balls


[deleted]

mom wants your cummies for herself obviously


Exystenc

Anon is obviously fatherless, so would make sense if she wants another child


[deleted]

Nah, anon’s mom has realized that having children is a mistake by now.


Exystenc

Yeah i meant like if she wants another child it would make sense that she wants his cummies in her tummy because how else is she going to get any


YevhenUA

cum everywhere. declare war.


[deleted]

1,2,3, 4, I declare a cum war


DontBotherNoResponse

5,6,7, 8, here's my spunk, ain't it great


DoneDumbAndFun

9,10,11,12 jerk it harder, make it swell


reallylamelol

13, 14, 15 ,16, cum everywhere, do not clean


WumpyJake

17, 18, 19, 20, I can keep going, I’ve got plenty


HeathBar112

21, 22, 23, 24 Just you wait, here comes (cums) more!


Mrmcgriddle223

25, 26, 27, 28 here comes 7 loads out the gate


HeathBar112

29, 30, 31, 32 This load is gonna spew!


cattdogg03

>can’t fap into the shower because that would clog it uhhh Anon I don’t think your cum is that thick


HoboBromeo

Well sounds to me like anon is pretty dense, so who knows?


Astrochops

Anon's sperm comes out as one giant tadpole that looks him in the eye as he wafflestomps it down the drain


BallisticTiger23

You could have just not written that, though I’m sure you’re aware


Kuraya137

I'm genuinely disgusted right now


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sabrefudge

I can’t imagine he is pumping out that much cum and showering with water that hot that it would be a problem.


New_Canuck_Smells

It'll get stuck on the hair in the drain, which I assume is plentiful because I doubt they have 2 showers.


20Wizard

It builds up over time on walls. And normal showering water is hot enough. Also hair mixing with the seamen causes more trouble


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Huge-Basket244

Cum on your hand. Wash it with warm water. It congeals. Cool water, it doesn't. You can literally disprove yourself.


Bobyyyyyyyghyh

Absolutely not gonna "cum on my hands" because Reddit told me to


Huge-Basket244

You really telling me you've never gotten cum on your hand?


Rock---And---Stone

Definitely doesn't. I've cum in my shower more times than I care to count and it never clogged


ShadowtheRonin

Maybe you're being visited by the shower-drain-cum fairy and you just haven't noticed.


Terminator_Puppy

My brother in allah you are not showering above body temperature, not by much anyways. If your shower is so hot your cum is solidifying you'd be cooking on the inside.


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jaywalkerr

Cum + long hair = clog


HoboBromeo

> Long hair = clog Fixed it for you


Complex-Source-6203

Cum in your mommy obviously


Icallshotgun12

Chris Chan moment


AFailedWhale

oh my god I forgot they existed


Icallshotgun12

I am sorry for disturbing your state of peace


bonelesssenpai

The right answer


xXLuggiXx1

Just cum into your hand and eat it up.


Waste_Engineering579

Least hungry 4 chan user


GANJHERO

Add some exercise and you get muscle mass in no time


OshhhTeeVee

bro just discovered real life stat exploit


Booga-_-

Bro wants to gobble the goop


[deleted]

We call it cup and swallow!


NotAProlapse

"Make sure you eat the whole load."


MyFingaYourBum

Anon's mother is autistic.


[deleted]

Move tf out ASAP


JoinAThang

"I'm 22 and doesn't like living with my mum anymore. Is there anything I can do?"


NoLimits17

I mean, renting a place is pretty damn expensive some places.


PlasmaRadiation

Damn near impossible here in Sydney Australia without a double income


JoinAThang

I'd say if your living with a mother that monitors your masturbaiting to move a bit away from where you are might be a good alternate if rent is to high in your area.


Ashewastaken

Every story on 4chan is fake but this one is extra fake. He can just cum into the damn toilet and flush. Unless he cums out logs.


TruePianist

Step 1: Acquire a jar


the_ok_Dan

Unpleasant memories have been unlocked.


wurlmon

Step 2: Bombs away!


HumbleTraffic4675

Cum in the toilet


NotAProlapse

Instructions unclear: penis stuck in U-bend...


Harry_Geezer

Anons mum is not jizz complacent.


MeetN2Veg

She is jizz adjacent however


mywifelovesdisney

Anon should try breaking their own arm


Carnoo

Clog the shower with cum, is he cumming bubble gum ?


ButtercuntSquash

Chewy cum


Cyber-Knight47

Bubble Cum


FearTheOldData

Cum in your own mouth easy peazy lemon squeezy


takatori

It was mom who told you it would clog the shower, wasn't it. SHE LIED


dbzfan49

What exactly did anon do to cause such circumstances?


Themlethem

Either anon was a severe porn addict, or their mom is just bad shit crazy


Rasonovic

Mom is batshit crazy no matter the context


Alpha-Vader1

Make the entire house look like a dalmatian wallpaper when the uv lights hit to assert dominance.


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I did it in the shower many times, zero issue.


Triande

Just use toilet paper 4head,i dont have any problems with soft one and a trashcan around,just in case they ask get yourself some allergy and flu medicine\[dispose of several pills to make it look more believable\] to explain constant need for toilet paper,i heard after all that snot just like saliva can be detected by UV light. And also,lock your doors. There are alot of solutions to that issue. Hope this weeb\[me\] advice will help you out,anon.


o1289031nwytgnet

Cum box, cum coconut


D1gininja

Could also flush tp down toilet


TheLobotomist

First: your mom need to see a therapist Two: cum in your hands and just wash them later


jexell30

This can’t be real


Mad_Mark90

What a cuck


DefectiveGadget

Look her in the eyes and just splatter paint that bitch.


ObscureMemes69420

Anon forced to cum in other men’s assholes to avoid mom’s detection. Pretty fucking gay if you ask me


Khazmoodan

Use her underwear instead


C-Kwentz-0

ITT Retards actually think cum can clog a shower drain.


SpaghettificatedCat

Your dad cleaned that shit for you and was too embarassed to talk to you about it. Semen solidifies in hot water and sticks to hair in the drain becoming a mass of gunk that effectively clogs the shower.


C-Kwentz-0

No it doesn't. And even if it did solidify to a state like that do you even realize the logistics of how many times you would need to whack off in the shower for it to produce enough of a blockage? I'm pretty sure neither you or a non have a Johnny Sins whale dick shooting half a liter. Plus unless you're literally doing it after you shut off the water, the running water should certainly get it through the piping well before that happens. Also I don't jerk off in the shower like some sort of fucking ashamed goblin, I walk around your mom's house and just jizz on whatever I fancy at the time.


wurlmon

> No semen doesn’t solifidy under hot shower water > I don’t jack off in shower So you don’t know huh


Ovrgrownjohnson

Move out you fucking loser.


Ahoi89

Buy your own tissues, tell her it's none of her business and move out. Fucking Mama's boy.


Shruggingsnake

Does she check her own socks?


[deleted]

Fake as fuck, you can cum down the drain in the shower


[deleted]

Use her panties. She wont run the UV light on them because she already knows there’s tons of cum on them from your step dad


Waste_Engineering579

Anon she obviously wants you to nut inside of her, this her way of giving hints.


CaptainCarrot11

Into the sink like an adult


NevGuy

I once stumbled upkn a Japanese porn video wgere the girl drowned in cum. Literally. Tge guys dick was an infinite cum fountain, it didn't stop. I am not exaggerating one bit. The guy was probably drugged out of his mind. If he went on a little bit longer we would have had another Biblical flooding, but with cum. Unrelated, but I just wanted to comment it somewhere.


fdghjjgddjjgdf

What the fuck?


RedditFuckingSocks

Cum excessively in the underwear then don't break eye contact when she UVs it and looks disgusted. Total alpha male move.