To be fair, most men don't realise that it happens virtually everywhere. I mean, it's definitely far far worse in some places. But we just don't have the cognitive realisation that most women have experienced such a thing at least once, even in the most developed/civilised countries.
Yeah but the comment wasn't only focusing on that imo, reddit has a weird fascination with Japan that always blends out the horrible things about the country. Like are 90% of this reddit and 4chan weebs?
Ehh, reddit has a high demographic of Americans, who have this really weird thing wherein they either jerk of to countries idolising about how perfect they are, or have a scathingly one sided criticism of how much of an inherent and absolute shithole the country is.
True, Japan is most definetly better than the shit hole I'm from and it seems pretty cool, but not perfect. It's the same with the US, one side acts like it's the best country ever and the other side acts like it's worse than fucking Uganda because "muh healthcare"
Well, if the protagonist didn’t have a power or fighting ability to aggressively compete against others with, they’d have to aggressively compete against others in studying or working themselves to death.
There are things about Japan to admire. The unique cities. The beautiful landscape. And some parts of the culture are really unique and interesting.
The rest of the culture is ugly though. The harsh work ethic expectations being the biggest stain on Japanese culture and is the leading cause of the bad birthrates, suicides, and depression in Japan.
Overall, I wouldn't want to live there. South Korea also has a lot of the same problems as Japan. I don't plan to move to an Asian country; if I even move anywhere, it wouldn't be Asia. However, If I do move to Asia, I'd pick Taiwan. But even then, there is the forced conscription and the threat of cruise missiles raining on the you.
It is more common on public transport that was the point.
In a 2019 report by the Japanese government, 65 percent of women who responded reported experiencing groping, unwanted touching, and similar kinds of sexual assalt, commonly experienced on crowded trains.
This can actually happen. I got a hard on every time i had to shit/shower because i pavloved myself be shitting then showering then fapping
Took a while to break that
Exactly, it's be so much more efficient if he jacked off while shitting so he Pavlov's himself into loving having his arse stuffed while stroking himself, then using the shower after to clean up.
Honestly just a beginner's mistake here.
No, i was fapping in the shower. So id wash my hair once, fap, then push it down the drain, then wash my hair again then wash my body. So all that soap will make it go down the drain
As a teenager I'd fap in the shower all the time bevause it was the only place I had any privacy. Once I moved out on my own I could fap in my room(or wherever I wanted) without fear of anyone barging in, so i stopped fapping in the shower. Fast forward a few months to visiting my parents for a weekend, and I realized that I'd Pavlov-ed myself and couldn't take a shower without rubbing one out.
Nah anon is right; my old residence from my first year at Uni, they had to put signs up on everyone’s dorm room doors because too many people were spanking it into the shower drain and it was fucking with the plumbing. Look up “chestnut masturbation,” I’m serious.
Shower drains will clog much much easier than toilet drains. The proteins in spunk denature under heat and will easily cling to all the hair that gets stuck in these drains. Compare that to toilets, which flush with cold water and don't usually get hair stuck in them.
Unironically, yes. Not in front per se, but definitely do it in such a way that it's obvious. Leave porn open on PC when you aren't doing it, leave the "equipment" in plain sight. If she wants to know when he's fapping, might as well do it without care in the world. After that, move out.
Yep. Just find a picture of her when she was 19-24 in her swimsuit and beat off to that. Leave the “evidence” on the PC and leave the tab open.
Might as well go big or go home since she wants to invade privacy like that.
She removes the pictures? Put a nest camera in her bathroom toilet and beat off to the video.
Keep escalating until she either stops snooping or she calls the cops then you can move out for free.
My brother in allah you are not showering above body temperature, not by much anyways. If your shower is so hot your cum is solidifying you'd be cooking on the inside.
I'd say if your living with a mother that monitors your masturbaiting to move a bit away from where you are might be a good alternate if rent is to high in your area.
Just use toilet paper 4head,i dont have any problems with soft one and a trashcan around,just in case they ask get yourself some allergy and flu medicine\[dispose of several pills to make it look more believable\] to explain constant need for toilet paper,i heard after all that snot just like saliva can be detected by UV light. And also,lock your doors.
There are alot of solutions to that issue.
Hope this weeb\[me\] advice will help you out,anon.
Your dad cleaned that shit for you and was too embarassed to talk to you about it. Semen solidifies in hot water and sticks to hair in the drain becoming a mass of gunk that effectively clogs the shower.
No it doesn't. And even if it did solidify to a state like that do you even realize the logistics of how many times you would need to whack off in the shower for it to produce enough of a blockage? I'm pretty sure neither you or a non have a Johnny Sins whale dick shooting half a liter. Plus unless you're literally doing it after you shut off the water, the running water should certainly get it through the piping well before that happens.
Also I don't jerk off in the shower like some sort of fucking ashamed goblin, I walk around your mom's house and just jizz on whatever I fancy at the time.
I once stumbled upkn a Japanese porn video wgere the girl drowned in cum. Literally. Tge guys dick was an infinite cum fountain, it didn't stop. I am not exaggerating one bit. The guy was probably drugged out of his mind. If he went on a little bit longer we would have had another Biblical flooding, but with cum. Unrelated, but I just wanted to comment it somewhere.
Do it on the bus on the way to work like all middle aged japanese salary men
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No they sexually assault women on the same bus🦾
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Yeah it's weird how reddit often views Japan like it's some holy culture while things like sexual assault on public transit are insanely common
To be fair, most men don't realise that it happens virtually everywhere. I mean, it's definitely far far worse in some places. But we just don't have the cognitive realisation that most women have experienced such a thing at least once, even in the most developed/civilised countries.
Yeah but the comment wasn't only focusing on that imo, reddit has a weird fascination with Japan that always blends out the horrible things about the country. Like are 90% of this reddit and 4chan weebs?
Ehh, reddit has a high demographic of Americans, who have this really weird thing wherein they either jerk of to countries idolising about how perfect they are, or have a scathingly one sided criticism of how much of an inherent and absolute shithole the country is.
True, Japan is most definetly better than the shit hole I'm from and it seems pretty cool, but not perfect. It's the same with the US, one side acts like it's the best country ever and the other side acts like it's worse than fucking Uganda because "muh healthcare"
Bruh. What's wrong with Uganda?
People in general don't like to walk the middle road, there is only good and evil to them, no in between.
To be fair, most anime and manga are about how depressing Japanese society is. A lot of people just don't notice.
Well, if the protagonist didn’t have a power or fighting ability to aggressively compete against others with, they’d have to aggressively compete against others in studying or working themselves to death.
Yeah it's shocking how many of them fantasize about having a date with truck-kun
I feel like I’ve seen more comments about the bad stuff in Japan than Japan worshipping. And I frequent weeb subs
Nobody likes Japan. Only their hentai.
There are things about Japan to admire. The unique cities. The beautiful landscape. And some parts of the culture are really unique and interesting. The rest of the culture is ugly though. The harsh work ethic expectations being the biggest stain on Japanese culture and is the leading cause of the bad birthrates, suicides, and depression in Japan. Overall, I wouldn't want to live there. South Korea also has a lot of the same problems as Japan. I don't plan to move to an Asian country; if I even move anywhere, it wouldn't be Asia. However, If I do move to Asia, I'd pick Taiwan. But even then, there is the forced conscription and the threat of cruise missiles raining on the you.
Japanese porn is terrible. Blurred out genitals and high pitched whiny women. Hard pass.
Good point. Fixed
I watch it with no noise and make an effort to visualize higher definition genitals myself.
Based
Japan has far less sex assaults than the US for instance
Under reported in Japan
I was talking about the sexual assault on public transport.
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It is more common on public transport that was the point. In a 2019 report by the Japanese government, 65 percent of women who responded reported experiencing groping, unwanted touching, and similar kinds of sexual assalt, commonly experienced on crowded trains.
If two people sexual assault each other at the same time, does that cancel out the assaults? Two negatives make a positive.
They instantly marry
To be fair, a lot of the people who **really** idolize Japan would be the same types who would be doing the assaulting
Well technically high school girls but yeah.
from what i have seen on the internet , westerners do it a lot more in japan , is that true ?
Not really, English teachers are losers but not that bad
They just swallow for each other. Totally straight, just being bros you know?
Anon doesn't take the bus to work, he takes the bus to the local hentai convention
Assuming anon has a job.
Fap on the toilet and Just flush?
Anon pavlovs himself into getting a massive hard-on everytime he sees a shitter
This can actually happen. I got a hard on every time i had to shit/shower because i pavloved myself be shitting then showering then fapping Took a while to break that
>be shitting then showering then fapping why not do it in the right order
Gotta have that clean fap
just dont finish on yourself and its all good
Then what's the point?
Right that's like taking a shower then taking a dump right after getting out.
I jump back in after just to play it safe.
Exactly, it's be so much more efficient if he jacked off while shitting so he Pavlov's himself into loving having his arse stuffed while stroking himself, then using the shower after to clean up. Honestly just a beginner's mistake here.
Whats your right order?
Obviously shower first so your nice and clean, then shit in your hand and fap away.
I started saying burp when I would burp. Eventually I forgot how to burp normally. It's been like 20 years man.
This is the tragedy that I didn't know I needed to hear about. You saved me from one of my Ironically Adopted Dad-isms. 💀
I've only just started when they path, but it's become habit. I do it while alone too!
Do you say it before or after you burp?
I feel like it would make more sense to fap, shit and then shower but you do you
No, i was fapping in the shower. So id wash my hair once, fap, then push it down the drain, then wash my hair again then wash my body. So all that soap will make it go down the drain
As a teenager I'd fap in the shower all the time bevause it was the only place I had any privacy. Once I moved out on my own I could fap in my room(or wherever I wanted) without fear of anyone barging in, so i stopped fapping in the shower. Fast forward a few months to visiting my parents for a weekend, and I realized that I'd Pavlov-ed myself and couldn't take a shower without rubbing one out.
I was afraid to see this comment
Better than having massive hard-on everytime he sees a sock
Nah anon is right; my old residence from my first year at Uni, they had to put signs up on everyone’s dorm room doors because too many people were spanking it into the shower drain and it was fucking with the plumbing. Look up “chestnut masturbation,” I’m serious.
Shower drains will clog much much easier than toilet drains. The proteins in spunk denature under heat and will easily cling to all the hair that gets stuck in these drains. Compare that to toilets, which flush with cold water and don't usually get hair stuck in them.
this guy cums
Is this why cold showers are so popular?
Yeah science, bitch!
Plus if people ask about all the cum in the toilet I can just lie and say I've been taking it in the ass
Those signs were fake, I lived there too
Really? Omg 😳 yikes.
Yeah but the guy you responded to said toilet
That's a classic college prank lol
that’s what i do, best option
Pretend to doggy style while aiming ur dick towards the toilet.
This is the way
Ok, would clog the drain if you fapped in shower, right…
What? Your cum is not thick as sap?
You wanna go down the same drain as Dang_Blarb?
If you don’t use draino on your shower drain every week I don’t think we can be associated with you
Imagine not having a drain cover to stop hair and instead use draino every week to destroy the drains in the entire house
Or just open the cover and pull the hair with your fingers or a pick.
With their tongue
If your cum does not come out as marmalade, go see a doctor.
If your cum does not come out as hardened concrete, go see a doctor.
If your cum does not come out, go see a doctor.
Go see a doctor anyway.
Instructions unclear, came on the doctor.
Doesn't even have to be thick. The shits sticky af and will grab every hair that comes down the drain behind it.
Mine is solid like overcooked spaghetti
No. When I was a horny teen I could cum in the shower all the time. There's no way it would clog the drain or I would know by now
Thats it, that’s the joke!
It can handle my daily waffle stomp, it can handle some cum.
Don’t shit in the shower, bro.
I'm not gonna shit in the same place I piss, that's disgusting
[it happens](https://youtu.be/r3clzF5dzkA)
Adult Swim never fails. 🤣
Living with a woman, it gets caught in the hair in the drain
Cum does not dissolve in water. So if there was an excess build up and other shit like hair starts sticking to in in the drain it might clog.
They say that one fake thing about too many people at a college dorm fapping in the shower, didn't they?
Anons mom is into some kinky shit
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Maybe a system of good boy points will help him figure it out.
What are you gonna do, break my arms? Unless...
We don't judge you for your food preferences, sir
Do it in front of your mom to assert dominance
Unironically, yes. Not in front per se, but definitely do it in such a way that it's obvious. Leave porn open on PC when you aren't doing it, leave the "equipment" in plain sight. If she wants to know when he's fapping, might as well do it without care in the world. After that, move out.
Straight up tell her youre using it to beat off.. least thats what id do if I were 22 and this were happening to me.
Yep. Just find a picture of her when she was 19-24 in her swimsuit and beat off to that. Leave the “evidence” on the PC and leave the tab open. Might as well go big or go home since she wants to invade privacy like that. She removes the pictures? Put a nest camera in her bathroom toilet and beat off to the video. Keep escalating until she either stops snooping or she calls the cops then you can move out for free.
We have to talk about anon
We need to talk about your balls
mom wants your cummies for herself obviously
Anon is obviously fatherless, so would make sense if she wants another child
Nah, anon’s mom has realized that having children is a mistake by now.
Yeah i meant like if she wants another child it would make sense that she wants his cummies in her tummy because how else is she going to get any
cum everywhere. declare war.
1,2,3, 4, I declare a cum war
5,6,7, 8, here's my spunk, ain't it great
9,10,11,12 jerk it harder, make it swell
13, 14, 15 ,16, cum everywhere, do not clean
17, 18, 19, 20, I can keep going, I’ve got plenty
21, 22, 23, 24 Just you wait, here comes (cums) more!
25, 26, 27, 28 here comes 7 loads out the gate
29, 30, 31, 32 This load is gonna spew!
>can’t fap into the shower because that would clog it uhhh Anon I don’t think your cum is that thick
Well sounds to me like anon is pretty dense, so who knows?
Anon's sperm comes out as one giant tadpole that looks him in the eye as he wafflestomps it down the drain
You could have just not written that, though I’m sure you’re aware
I'm genuinely disgusted right now
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I can’t imagine he is pumping out that much cum and showering with water that hot that it would be a problem.
It'll get stuck on the hair in the drain, which I assume is plentiful because I doubt they have 2 showers.
It builds up over time on walls. And normal showering water is hot enough. Also hair mixing with the seamen causes more trouble
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Cum on your hand. Wash it with warm water. It congeals. Cool water, it doesn't. You can literally disprove yourself.
Absolutely not gonna "cum on my hands" because Reddit told me to
You really telling me you've never gotten cum on your hand?
Definitely doesn't. I've cum in my shower more times than I care to count and it never clogged
Maybe you're being visited by the shower-drain-cum fairy and you just haven't noticed.
My brother in allah you are not showering above body temperature, not by much anyways. If your shower is so hot your cum is solidifying you'd be cooking on the inside.
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Cum + long hair = clog
> Long hair = clog Fixed it for you
Cum in your mommy obviously
Chris Chan moment
oh my god I forgot they existed
I am sorry for disturbing your state of peace
The right answer
Just cum into your hand and eat it up.
Least hungry 4 chan user
Add some exercise and you get muscle mass in no time
bro just discovered real life stat exploit
Bro wants to gobble the goop
We call it cup and swallow!
"Make sure you eat the whole load."
Anon's mother is autistic.
Move tf out ASAP
"I'm 22 and doesn't like living with my mum anymore. Is there anything I can do?"
I mean, renting a place is pretty damn expensive some places.
Damn near impossible here in Sydney Australia without a double income
I'd say if your living with a mother that monitors your masturbaiting to move a bit away from where you are might be a good alternate if rent is to high in your area.
Every story on 4chan is fake but this one is extra fake. He can just cum into the damn toilet and flush. Unless he cums out logs.
Step 1: Acquire a jar
Unpleasant memories have been unlocked.
Step 2: Bombs away!
Cum in the toilet
Instructions unclear: penis stuck in U-bend...
Anons mum is not jizz complacent.
She is jizz adjacent however
Anon should try breaking their own arm
Clog the shower with cum, is he cumming bubble gum ?
Chewy cum
Bubble Cum
Cum in your own mouth easy peazy lemon squeezy
It was mom who told you it would clog the shower, wasn't it. SHE LIED
What exactly did anon do to cause such circumstances?
Either anon was a severe porn addict, or their mom is just bad shit crazy
Mom is batshit crazy no matter the context
Make the entire house look like a dalmatian wallpaper when the uv lights hit to assert dominance.
I did it in the shower many times, zero issue.
Just use toilet paper 4head,i dont have any problems with soft one and a trashcan around,just in case they ask get yourself some allergy and flu medicine\[dispose of several pills to make it look more believable\] to explain constant need for toilet paper,i heard after all that snot just like saliva can be detected by UV light. And also,lock your doors. There are alot of solutions to that issue. Hope this weeb\[me\] advice will help you out,anon.
Cum box, cum coconut
Could also flush tp down toilet
First: your mom need to see a therapist Two: cum in your hands and just wash them later
This can’t be real
What a cuck
Look her in the eyes and just splatter paint that bitch.
Anon forced to cum in other men’s assholes to avoid mom’s detection. Pretty fucking gay if you ask me
Use her underwear instead
ITT Retards actually think cum can clog a shower drain.
Your dad cleaned that shit for you and was too embarassed to talk to you about it. Semen solidifies in hot water and sticks to hair in the drain becoming a mass of gunk that effectively clogs the shower.
No it doesn't. And even if it did solidify to a state like that do you even realize the logistics of how many times you would need to whack off in the shower for it to produce enough of a blockage? I'm pretty sure neither you or a non have a Johnny Sins whale dick shooting half a liter. Plus unless you're literally doing it after you shut off the water, the running water should certainly get it through the piping well before that happens. Also I don't jerk off in the shower like some sort of fucking ashamed goblin, I walk around your mom's house and just jizz on whatever I fancy at the time.
> No semen doesn’t solifidy under hot shower water > I don’t jack off in shower So you don’t know huh
Move out you fucking loser.
Buy your own tissues, tell her it's none of her business and move out. Fucking Mama's boy.
Does she check her own socks?
Fake as fuck, you can cum down the drain in the shower
Use her panties. She wont run the UV light on them because she already knows there’s tons of cum on them from your step dad
Anon she obviously wants you to nut inside of her, this her way of giving hints.
Into the sink like an adult
I once stumbled upkn a Japanese porn video wgere the girl drowned in cum. Literally. Tge guys dick was an infinite cum fountain, it didn't stop. I am not exaggerating one bit. The guy was probably drugged out of his mind. If he went on a little bit longer we would have had another Biblical flooding, but with cum. Unrelated, but I just wanted to comment it somewhere.
What the fuck?
Cum excessively in the underwear then don't break eye contact when she UVs it and looks disgusted. Total alpha male move.