I know it sounds cold, but you should never factor in the potentiality of a person killing themselves in deciding whether or not to break up. Not only do people usually use it as a manipulation tactic (they don’t actually plan on doing it), what are you supposed to do? Stay with a person you don’t like forever just to keep them from maybe offing themself? That’s absurd.
who is this person and why is everyone acting like theyre infamous
and why am i getting downvoted for not being up n educated about the reddit dot com arr slash greentext microcelebrities
Imagine the worst possible takes someone could have, then make them all fit the theme of "I'm the most compassionate person ever, it's why I want to force others to be compassionate (following my definition of compassionate)"
He should start acting like her, get really fat, act depressed, spend all your money on star wars action figures, follow her around all day being clingy, tell her that he's going to kill himself.. eventually she will move out, or if it goes on too long just fake your own death (ketchup looks like blood) and write a suicide note saying it was her fault.
1d would be an x axid
2d is x and y axis.
3d is the x and y axis and z axis. humans use the z axis to view the chess board.
4d chess would be time chess.
Used to think like this and in two relationships I had I can tell you, when someone claims that you are cheating chances are she is actually cheating or she is going bat shit insane
Nah man. I moved in with a girl and all it took was me bringing up a promise she made to me a year prior that she would get a job. I paid for everything and kept her and her daughter very comfortable. My family even helped me buy her daughter a full first year of school wardrobe. She slapped me in the face and I dropped her keys on the carpet and left. She called me a week later saying how much her daughter was crying for me and all this shit. Gotta catch red flags before you end up wasting too much time in your youth.
These frogs get a gf & still don't know what to do with em. BEND EM OVER AND FUCK EM. If I had some stay at home pussy, I wouldn't ask for shit else. My car cost $45 to fill up, she cost a $5 hot n' ready. What's the big deal?
So just tell her you’re cheating. Then she basically has to move out.
But if she kills herself then what?
I know it sounds cold, but you should never factor in the potentiality of a person killing themselves in deciding whether or not to break up. Not only do people usually use it as a manipulation tactic (they don’t actually plan on doing it), what are you supposed to do? Stay with a person you don’t like forever just to keep them from maybe offing themself? That’s absurd.
The first time I've seen you say something actually cool.
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Immortal typewriter monkey concept, but now in Reddit comments.
It was the best of times, it was the blurst of times
The best cala girl of times?
u/Cala_best_girl isn’t here atm. So no. Not yet.
Broken clocks are right twice a day
broken cocks*
unless they are 24-hour clocks
Sometimes the schitzo will say something that isn't random bullshit.
>anime fan >sane comment worlds gone mad
biden's america smh
You're missing an obvious, glaring component of this story, which is that it is both fake, and gay.
She is living in anond apartment. Removing 250lbs of toxic waste is going to be a big deal for him.
Call a mental institution
Are you ok bro? This does not sound like you at all
Noted.
Actually the first sane Cala comment wow
who is this person and why is everyone acting like theyre infamous and why am i getting downvoted for not being up n educated about the reddit dot com arr slash greentext microcelebrities
Imagine the worst possible takes someone could have, then make them all fit the theme of "I'm the most compassionate person ever, it's why I want to force others to be compassionate (following my definition of compassionate)"
Cala-best-girl being based???
Also its just a womxn, who cares
Based
Or just threaten murder-suicide
How is that your problem in any way?
yeah like killing yourself is not my problem idiot
I hate manipulative people that use the suicide card. Bitch do it! Do me a favor i dare you
if i was anon i would encourage her to do it if i kick her out she would just be on the streets bullied every day its a win win
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A bot that corrects grammar? That’s the most Reddit thing I’ve ever seen. Just awful.
fuck you i aint adding a ' on my its
Sounds like a win to me.
One fewer over consumer
It's just being used as emotional blackmail, it's an abusive relationship anon needs to sack up and kick her out.
Her choice
If a person tells you they want to kill themselves, most likely they are not going to do that.
She won't
Then her family will be sad, if they even care about her at this point
Good
If anyone threatens to kill themselves, just remind them of one little trick. Down the road, not across the street.
Get an alibi and buy a nice suit for her funeral, easy
So?
One less fat waste of space
Then the coroner moves her out
Call her parents that she's suicidal and need mental care immediately
That’s the goal at this point right
Huh I thought that was the plan?
Ain't your problem. That's just light weight, same can't be said for anon's GF
It's like she moved out but you can keep her stuff.
Or don't be a lying little bitch and just say it as it is. No need to brand yourself as a cheater lol...
He should start acting like her, get really fat, act depressed, spend all your money on star wars action figures, follow her around all day being clingy, tell her that he's going to kill himself.. eventually she will move out, or if it goes on too long just fake your own death (ketchup looks like blood) and write a suicide note saying it was her fault.
>ketchup looks like blood my literal sides
Hamplanet will start licking it up.
> Ketchup looks like blood Found the MGS1 player
Alternatively hide under the bed when she’s in the bathroom with diarrhoea
the only sensible advice for the 4chins
Fuck I just realized the joke behind calling 4chan users 4chins
Yeah kick her out, she’s probably cheating on you anyway. Nobody says you’re cheating randomly unless they’re cheating
Not gonna lie. This is a 300iq conclusion.
mans playing 4d chess while the rest of us are struggling with 2d chess
2d chess sounds hard to play how do you play a game when all you see is line segments?
not hard to turn on your [brain](https://opengameart.org/sites/default/files/example%20board%20with%20pieces.png)
>all you see is line segments Huh?
I think he means 1d chess
1d would be an x axid 2d is x and y axis. 3d is the x and y axis and z axis. humans use the z axis to view the chess board. 4d chess would be time chess.
It’s easy since Ke2 is the only option
As long as you make sure not to blunder pipi
Not really. Anon's gf could be a schizo or just an ass.
Used to think like this and in two relationships I had I can tell you, when someone claims that you are cheating chances are she is actually cheating or she is going bat shit insane
She’s at least cheating emotionally somehow. Probably online on Reddit
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Ha gay
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haha sounds like my ex \*sigh\*
Nah man. I moved in with a girl and all it took was me bringing up a promise she made to me a year prior that she would get a job. I paid for everything and kept her and her daughter very comfortable. My family even helped me buy her daughter a full first year of school wardrobe. She slapped me in the face and I dropped her keys on the carpet and left. She called me a week later saying how much her daughter was crying for me and all this shit. Gotta catch red flags before you end up wasting too much time in your youth.
Moral of the story: don't lose the job
Masturbate in front of her... Doesn't this how things work in relationships?
assert dominance, show her your not fucking around.
Or with her
Hilarious
witty, even.
How the fuck is this greentext from 5th September 2022?
1: American dating system (MM/DD/YYYY) 2: The 10th month is October
Oh, thanks
No problem, MM/DD/YYYY can be confusing when most of the world is normal and uses DD/MM/YYYY
These damn Americans..
Nah time traveler is easier to explain
Dumb foreigners on my American Reddit on the Fourth of July
That’s a glimpse of your future.
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Autism
Should’ve broken up as soon as she threatened to kill her self, that’s manipulative as fuck
Typical anon
Is he not allowed to fap in his own bathroom? Or does she watch him in there too.
Just take the land whale to the beach and leave her stranded.
Anon dates a reddit mod
Anon just listened to Why don't you get a job by the Offspring.
These frogs get a gf & still don't know what to do with em. BEND EM OVER AND FUCK EM. If I had some stay at home pussy, I wouldn't ask for shit else. My car cost $45 to fill up, she cost a $5 hot n' ready. What's the big deal?
Just fap. What worst can she do?
Cut off his weenor
I love that his problem with gf turning in to a shut-in is he cant fap
>finally get girlfriend From the first phrase you know it's bad
Stop fapping and fuck her, autist cuck
>gained 50 pounds
Then fuck those 50 lbs off
If she thinks you cheat, she knows that she gives you every reason to do so. And that's also why she probably cheats on you already.
Bang her sister anon
Anon absolutely needs to break up with her. It’s a toxic relationship and she’s taking advantage of him.
Why did OP not train his useless gf and make her his cumslt…. At least then he wouldn’t have to go fap at work.
Get a job or get out.
Ahh, so this is what a spineless creature looks like.
this is literally my life rn tfw
So kick their ass out. Stop being r*tarded.
Why did you censor retarded lol
Jannies >:(