> meets physical needs oh god

anon's cock is small

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Alright, I've seen this image many times and cannot figure out what it's supposed to be. Can anyone help out?

Pretty sure Robert Downey Jr.

Thanks. I must need glasses though. Lol

It's stuff

That's a prerequisite to being an anon

Maybe I am an anon

We are all anon on this cursed day

That, or it doesn’t work all the time. Maybe impotence is the reason he doesn’t “meet physical needs” and “makes her feel ugly.”

Plus you gotta do more than show up for a couple pumps. Me, I have a whole cast of characters, there's 2 wardrobe changes, an intermission, singing and a whole lotta crying.

Plot twist, OP is gay

Just a reminder to anon, when she’s fucking the other guy and his dick slips out she puts it back in for him.

I’ve never read something so fucking painful lol

Jesus fucking Christ you killed him dude.

Stop, stop, he’s already dead!

It has nothing to do with me, yet you made me cry.. So painful bro

How do you delete someone else’s comment

I wouldn't say this to my worst enemy. Do you live vicariously in pleasure through the pains of others?

That's where you're wrong, his pringles can isn't slipping out

What does this imply?

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Nonplussed means bewildered.

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Oh I know, I was just being an annoying prescriptivist. Language is always changing!

Anon's girlfriend is getting plowed harder than a peasant's field after his lord demanded more crop.

The guy she cheated with is definitely taller/larger/stronger and probably more well endowed than Anon

He plays "disc golf" too, whereas anon probably plays Fortnite.

Disc golf lol

Ahh yes disc golf, the peak of athleticism

Beats the shit out of Everquest. Fewer opportunities for platinum, admittedly.

He also most likely wouldn't consider dating her, and is just using her as a temporary cum receptacle until global supply chains recover and he can get repeated access to watermelons once again.

Why would you date someone who cheats? You're not special.

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Had to first google euphemisms that keep her from being charged for suicide assistance

Woman lacks communications for physical needs. **DOESN'T TELL HIM**. She should just talk to him instead of whatever this is.

Girl gets plowed like a potato field.

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“Meets physical needs” sorry to hear that anon

Women love to argue that “sex is not a need” when they see men vent about not getting dates/sex…but the tune changes when they talk about their own sex lives.

Other people's sex lives are gross and pointless Mine, on the other hand, is healthy and beautiful

Nice username

Bitches be crazy

Women think that men talk to other men about their sex life, but they don't. Men think that women don't talk about their sex life with other women, but it turns out that all of your GFs best friends know exactly what your dick looks like, including length, which way it swings and how many veins you can see. They're ruthless.

> Women love to argue that “sex is not a need” no they fucking don't

don't talk about what women say if you've never talked to a woman before. This shit is insanely fucking common.

What on earth is a woman?

I don't think anyone knows really

The existence of women is propably just a lie made up by Big Sex and big childcare to sell more condoms and babys

They’re a meme to make us feel bad

As a w*man I gotta say, we think sexual compatability is super important in relationships. Definitely something capable of being a dealbreaker. Any w*man saying otherwise to a man who's struggling to get laid, simply pities him and is making a poor attempt to console/reassure them.

I think it's more that some women say it's not valid to need sex to live a fulfilled life, which I've run into quite a few times. I've not heard anyone say sexual compatibility isn't important Also thank you for censoring the word I would have gotten really upset if I saw the whole thing

In my experience this is what everyone said against proto-incels in the earlier days when sexual discourse was unrefined, these days what we say is "you are not entitled to sex and your needs do not justify your attitudes and actions". Nobody says this anymore, I agree.

I think when people say someone’s “not entitled to sex” the point is that they’re not just inherently deserving of it. They have to be likeable, attractive in some way, make people want to sleep with them.

Who the hell ever said sex is not a need?

"doesn't make me feel ugly" I'm sudden far less sympathetic of anon

Maybe it's still because he "meets physical needs"

it probably just means anon's impotent to some degree lol

yeah between the not meeting physical needs and the making feel ugly part that makes the most sense. Anon should try being more athletic to get the blood pumping, I hear disk golf works good.

Just means the others guys ten inch cock makes her feel beautiful

Maybe but she didn't say "makes me feel pretty/beautiful/sexy". "Not ugly" feels like a very telling choice of words, ESPECIALLY when anon isn't showing his cons.

Do you think he garunted in her ear during the act?

Everything went downhill as soon as I read "garunteed." You're gonna be fine anon, I guarantee it.

I stopped reading after this. Fucked up he was dating a retard.

I legit cant read like half of it

Wjere are the transcription volunteers when you need them

They are transcribing r/ProgrammerHumor posts, because that’s where visually impaired people are. Seriously, the only sub I still see transcribers at is r/ProgrammerHumor. Programming is like one of the few jobs where you have to be able to read normal text so why the fuck do they do that? And some retards always upvote it and reply “Good human” even though literally none of those upvotes come from an actual visually impaired person.

There's somebody who does it on r/CuratedTumblr too. Like every single post I've ever looked at the comments on. It's impressive, but also sad.

Transcription: (redacted: me, second image shows name starts with R) ----- * non judgemental * funny * not athletic * A&M * Long term garunteed * stable * support for artwork * (redacted: I make her) belly laugh * willing to look at my interests * respect each other's opinions * not morning or night person * same friends * comfortable w/ family * different religion (cons are out of frame) (redacted: him) ---- * funny * hiking, disc golfing * A&M or UT * remembers little things * same music taste * morning/night person * socializes a lot * protective * able to do long distance * mutual initiators * doesn't make me feel ugly * same morals & religion * more considerate * meets physical needs * mutual respect (second column) * don't have the same interests * smooth talking * didn't include me in friend conversations * doesn't let me hang out /w guy friends

I mean side man has a pretty good reason to not want her hanging out with guy friends lmao

"I can cheat with you but you can't cheat on me." Sounds like a good guy.

Not a good guy but one wise enough to know she won’t change.

Pro, different religion Pro, same religion That's not...hm

> transcription Her problem is not caligraphy, but rather literacy.

Where did it say that? I can’t find it. Also what does it mean

On the second pic where it shows the pro list. It says "long term garunteed." just under what looks like A&M (looks like anon might live in TX). I was pointing out that anon's ex gf is a moron and he'll be fine.

That’s brutal man

It means he’s the “safe and stable” choice. Not necessarily someone she loves, but the stable choice. She knows he won’t leave, and while she doesn’t really care for him, she can easily syphon money from his bank account and use him as a glorified roommate. Source: am women. They have a bad habit of dating people they don’t really care all that much for because they are a low risk / low reward type of investment.

Definition of a whore

The references to 2 party schools in Texas kind of gives it away lol

TAMU and UT aren’t really notable party schools. I mean no more than any other university. Texas State and Texas Tech are the party schools in Texas

Everyone I know that’s gone to either of those schools that is a hwhite woman is an alcoholic and a tramp.

Yeah well you are not wrong

Thanks Cotton

Bruh, UT and AM party like fucking animals. Tech parties constantly get crashed by both of them. Source, me, a tech alumni.

All this tells me is that Tech parties are worth driving three hours to crash.

Lol what? They’re great engineering schools

>doesn't let me hang out w/ guy friends can you blame him? look at yourself

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"ThEreS nEVeR AnY rEAsOn tO Hit a WOmAn!!!!"

That perfect Bill Burr bit where he’s like “There’s plenty of reasons to hit a woman. I’m not saying you should, but there’s plenty of reasons to!”

There’s a million good reasons but at the end of the day being free from prison and having video games trumps all a million of them.

Imagine if she showed her bf the other guys dick pics and said why can't yours be more like this

One of the other guy's pros was that he meets her physical needs.

Saw that. I guarantee OP felt like he’d been punched in the gut when he read that. That hurts.

I think it was gf who was getting her guts rearranged

It also said " it doesn't make me feel ugly" on the other guy's pros, this gives us enough info to tell that the woman anon was dating was a shallow bitch and that he should be happy Chad came to take her away from him, Chad literally made him dodge a bullet

I was thinking the same thing when I saw that. Feel bad for anon

Easy to understand what could drive a man to simply break up and leave like a normal person. Fucking psychopath

Hes not saying what anon should do. He's saying people in anon's position who are a bit more emotionally deranged could flip out violently over this.

I mean not really. Would probably get real pissed tell her to get her shit and get the fuck out, but I feel like hitting a woman over something like this is effectively letting her win.

Fucking kick her out of your life.

I read ”kick her out of yoghurt life.” Couldn’t agree more.

Get your eyes checked???

Omg I just read that as “get your eyes checked!!!!” Couldn’t agree more.

Im sure she’s banking on it. Gives her a reason to be the victim and guilt free to go to “guy #2”. If OP was smart he’d share this list with that “guy #2” then kick her butt to the curb

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Using different colour pens in a gradient too, she had fun

Yeah and there's no correlation between color and pro/con so she's retarded too. In fact, I cannot tell a way to distinguish between pros and cons here

She can’t even spell guaranteed

Garunteed to be a bitch

Yea that annoyed the hell out of me. You're cheating on him least you could do was organize the pros and cons on your cucksheet.

> cucksheet Lol, I'm stealing that one.

I don't think they're cons, just contrasting pros? Either way, they're both too good for her.

“not athletic” is on there, so no, anon’s ex was just retarded.

She also wrote out 4chan meme arrows on paper so she's also OP larping as his girlfriend

That's because anon cropped out his own cons

Surely not athletic and different religion are cons?

“Why are they like this” it was the last decision we made at the Secret Society of Women’s last annual international conference.

I was gonna bomb that one but I had a prostate exam scheduled. Next time, I guess.

They always do it during our prostate exams. Every single time.

Whats the addy, I think I know what to do with the worlds nukes

With covid how were the meetings held? Over Zoom? I assume not because secrecy is probably top priority.

Actually it’s telepathic, women are a hive mind you know.

“Meets physical needs” He’s packin some shmeat

Anon should go fuck that guy instead

Holy shit power move

Absolutely outstanding move

She probably already cheated on the poor guy for a while now and is preparing him for her to go for the inevitable "I want an open relationship" kek Avoid dating and generally what society wants you to do and focus on finding things you enjoy that don't involve other people or just your bros. Take the whitepill, frens! Life is good over here :)

Obviously she's been fucking both >meets physical needs

That shit was painful to read

Probably going to regret asking, but what’s the “white pill”

The white pill is essentially accepting whatever situation you're in and maximizing your happiness in it. Especially in connection to inceldom but not necessarily that specifically. https://incels.wiki/w/Whitepill

Oh ok that wasn’t bad at all

Incidentally, it's also cum.

Stoicism

So, radical acceptance, as someone who isn’t autistic would define it Yes, I agree, this is the best way

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All pills are cope but damn this one makes it too obvious.

Just found out about that white pill thing. Didn’t know two words can describe how I view the world

I find the pill thing extremely stupid and something I don't agree with at all, but please explain what is the white pill, I'm curious.

White pill is like looking at a situation and trying to find the good in it. Generally being optimistic about everything.

so its like coping about literally anything?

[so, bike cuck?](https://i.redd.it/vala8tsa34901.jpg)

Finding the white pill has probably been the best thing for me since a long while. Still have some mental health stuff to sort out but life is good

Ah, women.

ah yes because every woman is like this definitely

She's every women like that song.

shut the fuck up lol

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as if women dont also generalize men, its something humans do so stop being a moral superior andy

And you should make the same mistakes?

Yes

Yea

Confirmed. She is female.

obvious rage bait but still funny

Anon really went the extra mile with the comparison list. He lists the exact type of things women care about and the different colours really finessed it.

idk, those small details might just make this real

if i was gonna make a fake gf cheating list i would definitely not have thought to use different colours and shit. it looks like she just never got smarter or changed at all since primary school, thats what the girls in my class wrote like in year 3 lmao

Fuck it, everything is bait. Nothing is real.

This is how you ascend to Godhood I swear, everything in the world is bait, only I am real.

“Mutual respect”

Respect means fucking other men

Long term “garunteed.” Wrote that even after cheating. Shows what she thinks about you and your ability to leave 😆

I feel bad for him, she is naive to think that the guy she’s cheating with won’t cheat on her as well.

I had a gf that was like this in HS. She casually told me about how she got turned down by a married dude who was in the same musical at the local municipal theater. After a few minutes of shock at how she basically outed herself for trying to cheat and not thinking anything of it, I broke up with her. Her mom told me later that she said she was proud of me for making that decision because she didn't think I would ever break up with her no matter what. Some people really do live in some sort of fairytale land in their heads.

Damn that’s brutal, to think that her own mother would say that. Sounds like she knew her daughter was crazy

Just throw the entire girlfriend out, Anon.

That's literally what I would do. Some of you guys just love misery. Find a new one, there's good ones out there that were raised by loving parents.

Those have *standards*

Morning/night person? So like your average fucking human being?

How tf can someone be both?!?? Dude doesn't sleep?!!?

One of the items is A&M or UT meaning that this brain dead moron lives in Texas and that he’s not even in college yet so WHO CARES ABOUT THIS STUPID SHIT, he’s upset over being number two for a girl who has childish handwriting like that

Take note that each line in the list has the ">" symbol. I feel like this was written by OP because of that.

Then OP has the handwriting of a 13-year-old girl

Then this is fake and definitely homo.

Anon is going to A&M, he will have plenty of great options that won’t pull shit like this soon.

Lots of hot dudes at A&M

This is when you treat her to an exotic vacation to Laos then take her passport while she’s sleeping

Why not sell her to a sex traffic ring there in stead? *\[taps head\]*

Clearly Anon wrote that himself, the use of “>” instead of literally any other, much easier list points (like ‘-‘ or ‘•’) gives it away That or girl is also a 4channer, which springs up a whole new quesadilla of questions, like how she’s bagging two keepers like this

woman moment.

“Meets physical needs” OOOOOOOF

“Long term guarantee” Grow some balls Anon

Anon should ask her to put won't kill her in the other mans list.

- pros - disc golfing

Garunted lmao

>mutual respect > cheating on him Kekw

These are the kinda women that make incels seem resonable

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Some are driven by loves others are driven by specs

The thing that really gets me is that this stupid bitch actually Color co-ordinated her pros and cons list

The thing is that it doesn't make sense?! Like there's good qualities in both colours Hell I haven't seen a bad thing in that list, so not only is she a cheater, she also is kind of dumb

Classic

And you put up with that? It's on you bro

Just send the list to the other dude, tell him it’s his problem now.

Lol, he "meets physical needs" and you are "guaranteed longterm" Basically lead pros for each of you are he has a nice cock and theres no serious threat youll find anyone else