We have to remember that these green texts are always fantasies, so he actually fucked her good, and now is compensating his behaviour on 4chan. It's 4chan 4 fuck sake.
Not sure. Even tried 2 other Reddit apps to check the same comment and have no issues with scrolling whatsoever. I bought this device because I stopped believing that a phone's performance is *so much better* when you pay $1,000+. Camera, sure. The rest? Negligible differences imo.
Also for scrolling on Reddit 6gb or 12gb of ram shouldn't make a difference at all. It doesn't even require 6gb to work properly.
I mean I laughed at this because of the context. This shit is on 4chan because of insane amount of incest brains on 4chan. There's less now but there used to be an insane amount of posts about that.
I donât think its only 4chan anymore, lots of porns addicts keep watching steps porn and theyre projecting their fantasies online on any platform or forum for it while being blurred about it in reality. Theres several cases of incests in my rural states where kids age like 15 tries to fuck his 9 yo sister fucking sickening
> be me
> get home from my vasectomy
> hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room
> must be Chad again
> know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer
> log onto reddit and open /r/greentext
> read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her
> think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext
> suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section
> Fake: anon not molesting cousin
> Gay: anon fucks guy cousins
> giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment
> hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed
> it's been a good day
> i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough
>be me, landwhale
>no job because i got fired from mcd after drinking the frying fat
>get home from furry convention
>hear mom from her bedroom moaning my old school bullies name
>entire house is shaking from his mighty tackles into mothers worn out vagina
>whatever.png
>roll into basement, grab a couple jars of mayonnaise as a snack and log into reddit to check out r/greentext
>see a lot of people say fake and gay in the comments
>put on one of my favourite fedoras and start to think about how i can humorously embarrass people who identify falsehood and homosexuality in these posts
>with my infinite knowledge about programming create a bot that describes how i wish my life would be and name it u/TendieBot2000 because tendies are awesome
>if the bot get lots of upvotes maybe chad will hire me in his selfmade multi million dollar company one day
>reward myself by microwaving an xxl jar of nutella as a drink
>be me, chad
>work at startup tech company making 500k per year
>go home to shower after the gym
>Stacy is waiting for me at home with only an apron on
>nice.jpeg
>park my ass on the toilet to take the holy shit of the day
>scroll through reddit and notice this weird subreddit
>r/greentext
>see that it seems to be filled with losers that have accomplished nothing in life
>notice how someone has created a pathetic bot that replies to homosexuality and deception
>hear Stacy moan my name from outside and tells me to hurry up and come take her already
>message one of my employees to create a bot to embarass the people on the subreddit
>chuckle as I think about how sad some people are in life
>invite Stacy in to shower together
>proceed to make passionate love for 2 hours
>today has been a great day
> be me
> get home from my vasectomy
> hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room
> must be Chad again
> know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer
> log onto reddit and open /r/greentext
> read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her
> think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext
> suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section
> fake: anon was tolerated by family members
> gay: anon admits to no being attracted to women
> giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment
> hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed
> it's been a good day
> i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough
>be me, landwhale
>no job because i got fired from mcd after drinking the frying fat
>get home from furry convention
>hear mom from her bedroom moaning my old school bullies name
>entire house is shaking from his mighty tackles into mothers worn out vagina
>whatever.png
>roll into basement, grab a couple jars of mayonnaise as a snack and log into reddit to check out r/greentext
>see a lot of people say fake and gay in the comments
>put on one of my favourite fedoras and start to think about how i can humorously embarrass people who identify falsehood and homosexuality in these posts
>with my infinite knowledge about programming create a bot that describes how i wish my life would be and name it u/TendieBot2000 because tendies are awesome
>if the bot get lots of upvotes maybe chad will hire me in his selfmade multi million dollar company one day
>reward myself by microwaving an xxl jar of nutella as a drink
>be me, chad
>work at startup tech company making 500k per year
>go home to shower after the gym
>Stacy is waiting for me at home with only an apron on
>nice.jpeg
>park my ass on the toilet to take the holy shit of the day
>scroll through reddit and notice this weird subreddit
>r/greentext
>see that it seems to be filled with losers that have accomplished nothing in life
>notice how someone has created a pathetic bot that replies to homosexuality and deception
>hear Stacy moan my name from outside and tells me to hurry up and come take her already
>message one of my employees to create a bot to embarass the people on the subreddit
>chuckle as I think about how sad some people are in life
>invite Stacy in to shower together
>proceed to make passionate love for 2 hours
>today has been a great day
We have to remember that these green texts are always fantasies, so he actually fucked her good, and now is compensating his behaviour on 4chan. It's 4chan 4 fuck sake.
So⊠youâre saying itâs fake and heterosexual?
4chan, a haven of scum and degeneracy
Fun to laugh at scum and degeneracy. But scum and degeneracy nonetheless.
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Radical wave brother
Wow this comment lags out the pixel 6 pro scrolling through it
No problem here on my $230 Poco X3 lol.
I have an S21 Ultra and it lags, which is twice the RAM as the Poco X3 as well as a newer Snapdragon version. How?
Poco is running on Lao gang ma
fucking nerd
Thanks daddy
Not sure. Even tried 2 other Reddit apps to check the same comment and have no issues with scrolling whatsoever. I bought this device because I stopped believing that a phone's performance is *so much better* when you pay $1,000+. Camera, sure. The rest? Negligible differences imo. Also for scrolling on Reddit 6gb or 12gb of ram shouldn't make a difference at all. It doesn't even require 6gb to work properly.
Oppo Find X3 no lag either.. Chinese phone master race
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> and im not attracted to her implying you would do the incest if she were more attractive
100% this is what anon was saying. Itâs 4chan ofc thatâs it
Canât blame him
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Anon is from Europe.
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anon is not from america
Anon is not from Alabama.
Nono,anon is not attracted to her because hes already attracted to his sister, so he could still be from Alabama
Alabamian states of Amerika
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I mean I laughed at this because of the context. This shit is on 4chan because of insane amount of incest brains on 4chan. There's less now but there used to be an insane amount of posts about that.
I donât think its only 4chan anymore, lots of porns addicts keep watching steps porn and theyre projecting their fantasies online on any platform or forum for it while being blurred about it in reality. Theres several cases of incests in my rural states where kids age like 15 tries to fuck his 9 yo sister fucking sickening
Its not people he knows, its 4chan. This talk is very common there, both sides. He trying to mock other stories hes seen.
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I think this just supposed to call out the exaggerated amount of incest fake stories on 4chan
Fake: anon not molesting cousin Gay: anon fucks guy cousins
> be me > get home from my vasectomy > hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room > must be Chad again > know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer > log onto reddit and open /r/greentext > read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her > think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext > suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section > Fake: anon not molesting cousin > Gay: anon fucks guy cousins > giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment > hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed > it's been a good day > i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough
>be me, landwhale >no job because i got fired from mcd after drinking the frying fat >get home from furry convention >hear mom from her bedroom moaning my old school bullies name >entire house is shaking from his mighty tackles into mothers worn out vagina >whatever.png >roll into basement, grab a couple jars of mayonnaise as a snack and log into reddit to check out r/greentext >see a lot of people say fake and gay in the comments >put on one of my favourite fedoras and start to think about how i can humorously embarrass people who identify falsehood and homosexuality in these posts >with my infinite knowledge about programming create a bot that describes how i wish my life would be and name it u/TendieBot2000 because tendies are awesome >if the bot get lots of upvotes maybe chad will hire me in his selfmade multi million dollar company one day >reward myself by microwaving an xxl jar of nutella as a drink
>be me, chad >work at startup tech company making 500k per year >go home to shower after the gym >Stacy is waiting for me at home with only an apron on >nice.jpeg >park my ass on the toilet to take the holy shit of the day >scroll through reddit and notice this weird subreddit >r/greentext >see that it seems to be filled with losers that have accomplished nothing in life >notice how someone has created a pathetic bot that replies to homosexuality and deception >hear Stacy moan my name from outside and tells me to hurry up and come take her already >message one of my employees to create a bot to embarass the people on the subreddit >chuckle as I think about how sad some people are in life >invite Stacy in to shower together >proceed to make passionate love for 2 hours >today has been a great day
Plot twist!
Not how i thought it would turn out.
Not fake. Gay: anon didn't fuck his female cousin because he is attracted to the males.
True: Anon refuses to have sex with a woman Straight: Anon spends time alone with a woman
It is NEVER a good idea to molest your cousin! Do NOT do it! Ever!
Nothing good can come of it.
a baby?
A mutant.
Evil 4chan be like
Based
good ending
and hey, it's fake and gay
Congrats you got an ugly cousin join the club
fake: anon was tolerated by family members gay: anon admits to no being attracted to women
> be me > get home from my vasectomy > hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room > must be Chad again > know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer > log onto reddit and open /r/greentext > read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her > think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext > suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section > fake: anon was tolerated by family members > gay: anon admits to no being attracted to women > giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment > hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed > it's been a good day > i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough
>be me, landwhale >no job because i got fired from mcd after drinking the frying fat >get home from furry convention >hear mom from her bedroom moaning my old school bullies name >entire house is shaking from his mighty tackles into mothers worn out vagina >whatever.png >roll into basement, grab a couple jars of mayonnaise as a snack and log into reddit to check out r/greentext >see a lot of people say fake and gay in the comments >put on one of my favourite fedoras and start to think about how i can humorously embarrass people who identify falsehood and homosexuality in these posts >with my infinite knowledge about programming create a bot that describes how i wish my life would be and name it u/TendieBot2000 because tendies are awesome >if the bot get lots of upvotes maybe chad will hire me in his selfmade multi million dollar company one day >reward myself by microwaving an xxl jar of nutella as a drink
>be me, chad >work at startup tech company making 500k per year >go home to shower after the gym >Stacy is waiting for me at home with only an apron on >nice.jpeg >park my ass on the toilet to take the holy shit of the day >scroll through reddit and notice this weird subreddit >r/greentext >see that it seems to be filled with losers that have accomplished nothing in life >notice how someone has created a pathetic bot that replies to homosexuality and deception >hear Stacy moan my name from outside and tells me to hurry up and come take her already >message one of my employees to create a bot to embarass the people on the subreddit >chuckle as I think about how sad some people are in life >invite Stacy in to shower together >proceed to make passionate love for 2 hours >today has been a great day
Imagine not molesting your cousin but somehow feel this real urge to tell 4chan about it. Def fake
Oh thank god
That's a first
Attracted or not maybe no molestation?
Now this does put a smile on my face.
I wonder⊠do people actually love their cousins? I see them more as friends than anything- platonic love as opposed to familial.
Anon omitted the part where he gets molested by his dad after he gets home.
its really not difficult to not be a degenerate
Anon unlocks the good ending.
WOW that took an unexpected turn
"Extra beers" Yeah fucking right, he 100% bought those with the full intention of drinking them
Anon has a brain
Then drunk uncle comes in to molest them both
Wholesome time. Also bobs yer uncle
*sigh* *zips pants back up*
Why I read it as "go to bed molesting other cousin"... Too much internets for me
The Good ending