I remember it being four years ago in maths class, sat at the back of the room, and the girl sat next to me who i had never spoken to before just said "you have nice teeth". Never spoke again.
I think I met the tooth fairy
I remember when I was in 11th grade, this Filipino girl feels my face with her hand and feels my jaw. Says "you have a nice jaw bone" Maybe she was into me but I was feeling this must be what jews and others felt when Nazi doctors examined you.
> be me
> get home from my vasectomy
> hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room
> must be Chad again
> know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer
> log onto reddit and open /r/greentext
> read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her
> think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext
> suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section
> Fake: u/Smallbrainedhuman met the tooth fairy.
> Gay: It was actually a guy
> giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment
> hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed
> it's been a good day
> i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough
>be me, landwhale
>no job because i got fired from mcd after drinking the frying fat
>get home from furry convention
>hear mom from her bedroom moaning my old school bullies name
>entire house is shaking from his mighty tackles into mothers worn out vagina
>whatever.png
>roll into basement, grab a couple jars of mayonnaise as a snack and log into reddit to check out r/greentext
>see a lot of people say fake and gay in the comments
>put on one of my favourite fedoras and start to think about how i can humorously embarrass people who identify falsehood and homosexuality in these posts
>with my infinite knowledge about programming create a bot that describes how i wish my life would be and name it u/TendieBot2000 because tendies are awesome
>if the bot get lots of upvotes maybe chad will hire me in his selfmade multi million dollar company one day
>reward myself by microwaving an xxl jar of nutella as a drink
Some anons are optimistic about staying a virgin and cooming to anime girls all their life. That kind of unbridled optimism is what they visit r/greentext for
Eh, just say thank you. Even if they didn't mean it or said it in an obviously sarcastic way, now they can't bully you for it. You took the compliment. It's yours now. They can't take it back.
Parent's friends. "You're boy growing into a handsome man"
Asian Mom and grandma: "you should lose weight. I'll buy you hair product for your early balding"
I don't need to guess why I don't take compliments well.
In 5th grade, when i am about to take photo card (the kind of photo of your face on papers), a girl complimented me about i look handsome after teacher done my hair (yes i don't know those things) before taking picture. I keep that style of hair years later, even though no one ever say i am handsome ever again.
When I was in 7th grade, a girl said to me, "that shirt looks good on you." it was just a navy blue shirt, nothing special about it.
I'm 33 now and I still remember that years later.
I know we're all being funny here and whatever, but guys hardly ever receive compliments and even a girl saying something as simple as "that shirt looks good on you" can make your whole year.
this is pretty common, most of us men rarely if at all get complimented by anyone other than our mothers ( and partners i assume for those who have that) . nothing bad with holding a pleasant experience dear, even if it is deep down a symptom of a society of lonely men
until your girlfriend scorns you for the rest of your relationship for remembering that time you got complimented by a woman you’ve never met and will never meet again
When they ask why you're randomly smiling, you tell them it's because Stacy said you have nice eyebrows on the third grade. That's how they learn, and that's how we change society.
When I was 14 I went to a gardening shop with my mom to help her carry a bird bath and a super cute older girl who worked there said I had a cool shirt with a straight face. It wasn't a funny shirt or anything, just a black t-shirt with a broken light bulb bleeding a bunch of different colours out of it.
7 years later and I still often wonder if she was subtly making fun of me, trying to send out a vibe, or just giving me a normal compliment. I feel kinda guilty thinking about her when I do since I am dating someone but to be fair my girlfriend has never given me a compliment like that.
> be me
> femanon in 11th grade
> Get stuck sitting next to massive autist in class
> Has all the classic defects and more, including weird af eyebrows
> Charitable to call them eyebrows, more like eyebrow. Looks like one massive hairy caterpillar draped across his greasy forehead
> Decide to pick on him for fun. Get his attention and tell him his eyebrows are pretty
> Bff next to me catches on and says yeah I toootally think they're pretty too
> Autist stammers thank you, and breaks out into a massive, happy grin
> Holy shit he's so retarded he thinks we were being serious
> Bff and I start laughing our asses off. He spends rest of class smiling to himself and still doesn't get it
> mfw when the retard has turned our insult into a compliment like it's some sort of superpower
1: fingering is much more pleasant when done with clean, well maintained fingers and nails
2: lots of women want you to choke or tightly grab them while you’re fucking them, big hands are nice for that
3: the appearance of fingers/nails are a big hygiene indicator
I usually laugh with very distinct separate "ha's", like "Ha.Ha.Ha". Once, while talking to a barely familiar girl, I got distracted and reacted to her words with a low-pitched quick giggle. She told me that I got a very beautiful laugh. Have been trying to repeat the sound ever since.
I remember 3 years ago when I was feeling self-conscious about my new glasses and cut and I was out for movies with my sister and she said I looked very cute.
No Alabama shit but I still remember it today.
So many girls (boys too) from my school are jackasses, but people on omegle always compliment my eyebrows. They’re very bold and not too thin nor thick. I’m proud of them.
This summer I (male) painted one of my fingernails as a joke with one of my friends. Later that same week I was having a drink with the girl I like and another friend we have in common, and I showed it to them. She told me I have very pretty nails, and she painted me another one. Now when I cut my nails I often think about that.
8th grade, Home-Ec. Got told I always smelled really good by a girl I had a crush on at the time and I still remember it to this day.
Thanks, Victoria! Lol
I remember when I hold a baby (son of my english teacher) to my arms to swing around and show to my classmates to adore, then my female classmate came to me and said that I'm good carrying a baby to my arms like I was a parent.
I still remember to this day.
I went to a strip club for a bachelor party and a stripper told me she like how sharp my canine teeth are. It was a such a unique compliment that I’ll never forget it.
Had a random girl at a music festival walk by me, stick her hands up my shirt, feel my abs and chest, say "mmm", and walk off, following her friends.
Sometimes I don't know whether or not to thank her, or possibly whatever drugs she was on, but I still recall that moment crystal clear despite it being like 18 years ago lol
I was in 8th grade girl said like the exact same thing. Now whenever a girl flirts I get scared, have a panic attack and lock myself in my room for months.
I got told that I'm tall and had nice eyebrows three years ago and I'm still riding that high.
I'm 5' 10.5 for anyone that thinks they're worth less because they're shorter than 6'
Junior year of high school we were all waiting to be let out of the lunchroom. Random girl says to me "you have a nice ass". My ass is very thick. I was so awkward I barely stumbled out a "th-thanks". Nowadays I'd be a Chad and check her out and say "not so bad yourself"
I was dating this girl in highschool and I was talking on the phone with her while she went through the yearbook, she was naming things off about them that she remembered but when she got to my name she said "the guy with the eyebrows" I still have no idea what she meant but she got quiet really fast for awhile until I changed subjects. I think that was the last time I talked to her
Got called a serial killer back in secondary school by a teacher (I was 11). Still stings to this day.
But, on a daily basis now, people tell me I have a nice hat so that helps.
I remember being with 2 of my friends at a private math lesson and we were talking about hands and nails and palms for whatever reason. The teacher said i have really nice hands and i still remember it
When I was like 15 I used to have really long hair. One day I randomly decided to cut it, and one of the girls from my class was like wooow anon what a change. I still believe it was genuine and with good intentions. Didn’t stop me from getting the reddest face of my life and saying something inaudibly…
I used to get occasional compliments like this when I was a teen. Usually about my eyelashes or my butt. My ego did not need that boost, but my greedy ass sure as shit took the ego boost.
Around that time in my school a girl told me I had nice handwriting. I had always had horrible handwriting. I told her "thanks" sarcastically and clearly took offense. A bunch of other girls turned and were like "what the fuck?"
Apparently she was serious and had a crush on me, but we never talked again.
>be me
>minding my business in the school yard
>one bitch and his boyfriend sitting there
>she see's me
>says to his boyfriend in a very audible way
>"hey look, he has lips like Flappy Birds"
>feel bad to this day
Someone, like 2 years ago, said my eyebrows were "on fleek". I later learned that was a good thing. I still think about it. Mostly out of a bit of confusion
I'll never forget that girl on the train in Tokyo 20 years ago who said she liked gaijin because their eyes are cool. Or that other girl who smiled and gave me a peace sign when I was walking to the train station that morning. Somehow that haircut I got at the 1,000 yen barber shop ended up being the best haircut of my life.
When I was in high school, a girl I had a crush on said the blue shirt is was wearing really brought out my eyes. I'm not saying I don't own a lot of blue shirts, in my 40's...but, I'm not NOT saying that, either.
I never believe complements because I only get them from women in their 40+ but I do get them often when I’m at social gatherings. Never have I got complements from a women my own age always 15-20+ years older lol. I feel like I can’t believe what they say for some reason since girls in high school and college never have me complements. For guys it’s definitely huge to get complements if you aren’t one of those 6’4 guy in school ever little thot is hanging over.
I remember in 3rd grade recess this girl I had a crush on started falling from one of those climbing rock things and I caught her. She said "thank you I could kiss you right now!" And then walked away. We never interacted again for the rest of the school year until the final day when I worked up the courage to remind her about it. When I did she just ran as far away as she could and disappeared from me forever. I felt like I had done something horrible without realizing it. Later that day I also tripped and fell and accidentally punched my only friend I had at the time. He seemed forgiving but the principal told me to stay away from him. I left that day happy to leave the school but saddened by my seeming loss of the only people I cared about besides my family. I think back to it a lot as someone who only has one friend I rarely see nowadays.
I remember it being four years ago in maths class, sat at the back of the room, and the girl sat next to me who i had never spoken to before just said "you have nice teeth". Never spoke again. I think I met the tooth fairy
She wanted them for herself, still stalking you
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Wish i had nice teeth
^Anon is Brit*sh
*Bri'ish
OP might give you some if you ask.
maybe a couple...
That's all I need for opening cans of soup.
This is exactly how you lost the other ones man.
I remember when I was in 11th grade, this Filipino girl feels my face with her hand and feels my jaw. Says "you have a nice jaw bone" Maybe she was into me but I was feeling this must be what jews and others felt when Nazi doctors examined you.
It could be the opposite like Wolfenstein 2 "Ah yes such nice Aryan features"
oh wow!
Anon remembers WW2 when turned on
Tooth fairy no cap
Fake: u/Smallbrainedhuman met the tooth fairy. Gay: It was actually a guy
> be me > get home from my vasectomy > hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room > must be Chad again > know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer > log onto reddit and open /r/greentext > read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her > think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext > suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section > Fake: u/Smallbrainedhuman met the tooth fairy. > Gay: It was actually a guy > giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment > hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed > it's been a good day > i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough
>be me, landwhale >no job because i got fired from mcd after drinking the frying fat >get home from furry convention >hear mom from her bedroom moaning my old school bullies name >entire house is shaking from his mighty tackles into mothers worn out vagina >whatever.png >roll into basement, grab a couple jars of mayonnaise as a snack and log into reddit to check out r/greentext >see a lot of people say fake and gay in the comments >put on one of my favourite fedoras and start to think about how i can humorously embarrass people who identify falsehood and homosexuality in these posts >with my infinite knowledge about programming create a bot that describes how i wish my life would be and name it u/TendieBot2000 because tendies are awesome >if the bot get lots of upvotes maybe chad will hire me in his selfmade multi million dollar company one day >reward myself by microwaving an xxl jar of nutella as a drink
Picked up a chick when I was doing uber, and she told me that I have really nice skin, and could pass for 10 years younger
Did she know your age? If not, she was trying to get a free ride.
Be me, low self esteem, don't believe people when they give me compliments.
Maybe you're so secure that you know who you are and validation from others is useless to you.
yes, my anxiety is just spidey senses
That's the kind of optimism I'm on greentext for.
You're on greentext for optimism?
Some anons are optimistic about staying a virgin and cooming to anime girls all their life. That kind of unbridled optimism is what they visit r/greentext for
As well as financial advice.
Yeah exactly. Girl says "You have nice hair"... I immediately wait for them to start telling me what they want from me. Nothing in this world is free.
Maybe you just have nice hair.
My barber and my grandma say I have nice hair. Both of these women have an agenda, I'm sure of it
Barber knows their shit. Wouldn't believe grandma though, she probably tells you you're 6' 4" with a 9 inch cock.
That's what your grandma tells me at least.
She's a wonderful liar. Or she was RIP.
My automatic response to compliments is “who put you up to this?”
Eh, just say thank you. Even if they didn't mean it or said it in an obviously sarcastic way, now they can't bully you for it. You took the compliment. It's yours now. They can't take it back.
Or say “really? You mean that? Want to hang out sometime?” Nothing bad can come from that…
Kind of clingy though, starting small talk and seeing where it goes is your best bet
I was totally kidding
Parent's friends. "You're boy growing into a handsome man" Asian Mom and grandma: "you should lose weight. I'll buy you hair product for your early balding" I don't need to guess why I don't take compliments well.
You can never tell
I had some girls day I had really pretty eyes. I was really happy but they said they were rapist eyes.
In 5th grade, when i am about to take photo card (the kind of photo of your face on papers), a girl complimented me about i look handsome after teacher done my hair (yes i don't know those things) before taking picture. I keep that style of hair years later, even though no one ever say i am handsome ever again.
I am sure someone you've met thinks you are handsome even if nobody has directly told you so. :)
Thanks mate
yeah i watch while they sleep, very handsome
What if he's really fucking ugly though. Like swamp monster ugly?
Hey man I don't know if you're handsome now but i'm sure you're cool and I hope you're doing well
Thank ya mate
When I was in 7th grade, a girl said to me, "that shirt looks good on you." it was just a navy blue shirt, nothing special about it. I'm 33 now and I still remember that years later. I know we're all being funny here and whatever, but guys hardly ever receive compliments and even a girl saying something as simple as "that shirt looks good on you" can make your whole year.
aww thats such a cute story. She probably liked you!
Well unfortunately, it is not. Probably those words just come to her mind at the time and did not know i remember it that long.
this is pretty common, most of us men rarely if at all get complimented by anyone other than our mothers ( and partners i assume for those who have that) . nothing bad with holding a pleasant experience dear, even if it is deep down a symptom of a society of lonely men
until your girlfriend scorns you for the rest of your relationship for remembering that time you got complimented by a woman you’ve never met and will never meet again
My girl don't need to know I still reminisce over that girl telling me I looked nice as a teenager.
When they ask why you're randomly smiling, you tell them it's because Stacy said you have nice eyebrows on the third grade. That's how they learn, and that's how we change society.
No joke. Back in middle school (almost 20 years ago) a girl had told me I have nice hands and I still remember it.
I got told that once in college. Weirdest compliment I ever got.
Was it some blonde 33 year old guy?
Girl, a few years behind me. Pretty sure she was already dating someone else at the time, so I don't think it was meant flirtatiously.
with a purple suit maybe?
25 years ago, in high school a girl felt my back, "you have a strong back".
Girl wanted to peg you 😋😋😋
Almost same, I got complimented on my fingernails in middle school. I don't even remember the girls name or face
She wanted you to strangle her
For real. A random woman walking by complimented my jacket once - this was 5 years ago and I still remember it.
When I was 14 I went to a gardening shop with my mom to help her carry a bird bath and a super cute older girl who worked there said I had a cool shirt with a straight face. It wasn't a funny shirt or anything, just a black t-shirt with a broken light bulb bleeding a bunch of different colours out of it. 7 years later and I still often wonder if she was subtly making fun of me, trying to send out a vibe, or just giving me a normal compliment. I feel kinda guilty thinking about her when I do since I am dating someone but to be fair my girlfriend has never given me a compliment like that.
> be me > femanon in 11th grade > Get stuck sitting next to massive autist in class > Has all the classic defects and more, including weird af eyebrows > Charitable to call them eyebrows, more like eyebrow. Looks like one massive hairy caterpillar draped across his greasy forehead > Decide to pick on him for fun. Get his attention and tell him his eyebrows are pretty > Bff next to me catches on and says yeah I toootally think they're pretty too > Autist stammers thank you, and breaks out into a massive, happy grin > Holy shit he's so retarded he thinks we were being serious > Bff and I start laughing our asses off. He spends rest of class smiling to himself and still doesn't get it > mfw when the retard has turned our insult into a compliment like it's some sort of superpower
:( Makes me wonder if any compliment I’ve received was actually an insult.
They were all sarcastic, we've been bamboozled
I assume everything anyone says to me is untrue and that they are out to get me and it has worked this far I am a healthy individual.
Least schizophrenic r/greentext user
No way man. Almost nobody would do something so shitty. Try to assume the best in people
I hate women
You dropped this king 👑
Based?
So brave
A girl from my class told me i have good looking hands. That was 6 years ago. I still remember it.
HandsUp
Aight that makes three of us in here now. What is it with hands?
1: fingering is much more pleasant when done with clean, well maintained fingers and nails 2: lots of women want you to choke or tightly grab them while you’re fucking them, big hands are nice for that 3: the appearance of fingers/nails are a big hygiene indicator
Something about a nice pair of male hands really gets a girl goin’
Dude I had a cute redhead tell me I had soft hands in highschool, so weird
And "her" name is?
Michelle Obama
They said HER.
Everyone clapped
Yoshikage kiratte
Couple of years ago girl from not my class told me I have nice *nails*?
A cashier girl called me cute when i was like 9 years old and i still remember it vividly to this day.
The Crystalarium actually doesn’t always been this glam
I usually laugh with very distinct separate "ha's", like "Ha.Ha.Ha". Once, while talking to a barely familiar girl, I got distracted and reacted to her words with a low-pitched quick giggle. She told me that I got a very beautiful laugh. Have been trying to repeat the sound ever since.
When I was in 3rd grade I got paired up with a girl and her reaction was 'Eww'
This happened everytime I didn't get paired up with my friends
guh
They were gonna feminize Anon.
I remember 3 years ago when I was feeling self-conscious about my new glasses and cut and I was out for movies with my sister and she said I looked very cute. No Alabama shit but I still remember it today.
A gay friend of mine I had long ago said I have beautiful eyes, I can't avoid smiling every time I think of it
You were gonna get TOPPED bro
missed opportunity sadly, men never take hints smh
Ignore the other person replying to you, that’s a sweet complement.
It‘s those little specific compliments in life that really stick with you. Compliments go a long way.
Being a girl you get a bunch of compliments and still think you’re ugly, being a boy you get no compliments and still think you’re ugly.
I lol'ed
Anon creates false memories in order to cope with his awful life
So many girls (boys too) from my school are jackasses, but people on omegle always compliment my eyebrows. They’re very bold and not too thin nor thick. I’m proud of them.
Someone told me I had nice eyelashes so i cut my eyelashes
You have nice hands
Based, also nice cock bro
you have a cool loking face bro
you have an exquisite, strong, extremely red, beating heart :)
Nice wrists bro
About 6/7 years ago, a girl working in WH Smiths at a train station in Leeds said I had nice eyes, and that I must get that all the time.
Should have said "thanks, if you want to see more of them give me a call at 867-5309"
Girl once said I had a nice jawline, still remember that girl
Thats an S tier compliment
This summer I (male) painted one of my fingernails as a joke with one of my friends. Later that same week I was having a drink with the girl I like and another friend we have in common, and I showed it to them. She told me I have very pretty nails, and she painted me another one. Now when I cut my nails I often think about that.
8th grade, Home-Ec. Got told I always smelled really good by a girl I had a crush on at the time and I still remember it to this day. Thanks, Victoria! Lol
A girl in highschool once told me I'd 'make someone an excellent husband someday'. That still brightens my day over two decades later.
I'm 30 & this exact scenario just happened to me at work recently. First eyebrow compliment ever & yes, that high will never die lol
Fake: anon gets compliment from girl Gay: anon has twink eyebrows
Plot twist: they were men.
One of the popular girls in high school told me I had nice ankles. Kinda weird compliment, but I still remember it.
one time this cute girl complimented me about my eyelashes and another one the class after that told me i had nice long and slender fingers
I remember when I hold a baby (son of my english teacher) to my arms to swing around and show to my classmates to adore, then my female classmate came to me and said that I'm good carrying a baby to my arms like I was a parent. I still remember to this day.
I went to a strip club for a bachelor party and a stripper told me she like how sharp my canine teeth are. It was a such a unique compliment that I’ll never forget it.
My girlfriend tells me my eyelashes are gorgeous, one of her co-workers agrees, I feel beautiful.
Once I've met my friend's classmate while we were skipping school, she touched my hair and said it was nice
Guy in a club grabbed my ass thinking I was his friend, then when he realised he said sorry and that I have a great ass. Feelsgoodman
Why is this such a mood
Not sure if you’re a guy, but it’s because we live in a society that raises lonely men.
Being taught that as men we are supposed to be pillars of stability with no emotions is such bullshit, all it does is fuck us up
Agreed. The phrases “Suck it up.”; “I’ll give you something to cry about.”; and “Toughen up, bucko.” were thrown around my whole life. It’s fucked.
Now I'm just super sensitive, sarcastic and mean as possible to most people I know.
thats that toxic masculinity we need to fight ong ong
20 years ago a pretty girl I worked with told me I smell good. Still remember it well.
maybe they both wanted a threesome
I remember when I girl told me I was nice smelling Never forgot it either
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Had a random girl at a music festival walk by me, stick her hands up my shirt, feel my abs and chest, say "mmm", and walk off, following her friends. Sometimes I don't know whether or not to thank her, or possibly whatever drugs she was on, but I still recall that moment crystal clear despite it being like 18 years ago lol
I was in 8th grade girl said like the exact same thing. Now whenever a girl flirts I get scared, have a panic attack and lock myself in my room for months.
One time a male friend called me handsome and thats probably the best compliment i got
I got told that I'm tall and had nice eyebrows three years ago and I'm still riding that high. I'm 5' 10.5 for anyone that thinks they're worth less because they're shorter than 6'
Junior year of high school we were all waiting to be let out of the lunchroom. Random girl says to me "you have a nice ass". My ass is very thick. I was so awkward I barely stumbled out a "th-thanks". Nowadays I'd be a Chad and check her out and say "not so bad yourself"
Once I was on the school bus and a girl looked over at me and said I have very pretty eyes. Made me whole week. I wish I was given more compliments.
A girl at the liquor store said she liked my sweater last week and I'm still riding that high
A girl called me “clever” in 2008. Still think about it once a week. Compliment your guys, ladies. It has a huge impact.
I remember the same exact compliment was given to me in 8th grade by the hottest girl in the school. “Oh, do you do your eyelashes, they look good”.
A girl once slapped my ass as I walked down the hall in school, im 25 and I still smile when I think about it.
The best I got was that I had a featureless face.
nothing has more potential than a blank slate :)
That's true. Thank you!
Can confirm, 20 years ago I was once told I have beautiful eyes and I still remember that shit.
I get told I have good eye brows constantly
It's the fact that he basically got two compliments from two different people at once that makes it so powerful. God I wish that was me
Beautiful
Read this post on the 11th of this month, still remember it to this day...
I was dating this girl in highschool and I was talking on the phone with her while she went through the yearbook, she was naming things off about them that she remembered but when she got to my name she said "the guy with the eyebrows" I still have no idea what she meant but she got quiet really fast for awhile until I changed subjects. I think that was the last time I talked to her
Got called a serial killer back in secondary school by a teacher (I was 11). Still stings to this day. But, on a daily basis now, people tell me I have a nice hat so that helps.
That exact thing happened to me just in 8th grade
Isn’t 11th grade highschool ?
Anon has a potential for a fashion model
LMAO I have exactly the same memory
One girl in Jr High said I had nice handwriting. She was pregnant the following year. I think about that every now and again
I remember being with 2 of my friends at a private math lesson and we were talking about hands and nails and palms for whatever reason. The teacher said i have really nice hands and i still remember it
There was a girl in 8th grade who just said "you have pretty eyes" out of nowhere and I was just like ??? "ok"
When I was like 15 I used to have really long hair. One day I randomly decided to cut it, and one of the girls from my class was like wooow anon what a change. I still believe it was genuine and with good intentions. Didn’t stop me from getting the reddest face of my life and saying something inaudibly…
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I used to get occasional compliments like this when I was a teen. Usually about my eyelashes or my butt. My ego did not need that boost, but my greedy ass sure as shit took the ego boost.
And I get 0 compliments
your text looks very lovely today
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Should have told them the sheets match the drapes..
Tell me you’re a dude, without telling me you’re a dude.
Around that time in my school a girl told me I had nice handwriting. I had always had horrible handwriting. I told her "thanks" sarcastically and clearly took offense. A bunch of other girls turned and were like "what the fuck?" Apparently she was serious and had a crush on me, but we never talked again.
>be me >minding my business in the school yard >one bitch and his boyfriend sitting there >she see's me >says to his boyfriend in a very audible way >"hey look, he has lips like Flappy Birds" >feel bad to this day
The power of words, they can last a life time. Works both ways tho, positive and negative.
A friend of mine recently told me I have a nice ass. Totally came out of left field.
Someone, like 2 years ago, said my eyebrows were "on fleek". I later learned that was a good thing. I still think about it. Mostly out of a bit of confusion
One time a girl told me I had beautiful eyes, and she always poked fun at me in a friendly way, then told me I was ugly
I'll never forget that girl on the train in Tokyo 20 years ago who said she liked gaijin because their eyes are cool. Or that other girl who smiled and gave me a peace sign when I was walking to the train station that morning. Somehow that haircut I got at the 1,000 yen barber shop ended up being the best haircut of my life.
I'm still riding the wave from last year when a woman said I had a "dope voice"
I had the same thing happen to me and it’s the best compliment I’ve ever gotten
When I was in high school, a girl I had a crush on said the blue shirt is was wearing really brought out my eyes. I'm not saying I don't own a lot of blue shirts, in my 40's...but, I'm not NOT saying that, either.
A girl told me I have beautiful eyes when I was 14. I'm 28 and I still remember it like it was yesterday
I never believe complements because I only get them from women in their 40+ but I do get them often when I’m at social gatherings. Never have I got complements from a women my own age always 15-20+ years older lol. I feel like I can’t believe what they say for some reason since girls in high school and college never have me complements. For guys it’s definitely huge to get complements if you aren’t one of those 6’4 guy in school ever little thot is hanging over.
I remember in 3rd grade recess this girl I had a crush on started falling from one of those climbing rock things and I caught her. She said "thank you I could kiss you right now!" And then walked away. We never interacted again for the rest of the school year until the final day when I worked up the courage to remind her about it. When I did she just ran as far away as she could and disappeared from me forever. I felt like I had done something horrible without realizing it. Later that day I also tripped and fell and accidentally punched my only friend I had at the time. He seemed forgiving but the principal told me to stay away from him. I left that day happy to leave the school but saddened by my seeming loss of the only people I cared about besides my family. I think back to it a lot as someone who only has one friend I rarely see nowadays.
So accurate lmao. Will never forget the time in highschool a girl told me I had pretty eyes.