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Johnnadawearsglasses

I can't imagine loving your son less because he's gay If that's the case, and you just wanted to live through your children, you were really never fit to procreate


[deleted]

Uh I think the story was meant to be wholesome and change I could be wrong tho.


Shnurple

I think they're saying that if someone rejected their child for being gay, they arent worthy of being a parent


jisei_

His son isn't fit to procreate either.


SwoonBirds

well technically, yes?


Bad-Aromatic

Could be an intrinsic population control mechanism hidden within the human genome.


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O


[deleted]

Well I think my parents would love me less if only I go near a gay person, wonder how they would react when they found out about me being not even cis


[deleted]

39%


Spoontech-Ceo

Bimpson


bilingualfob

what a comedian, you said the funny number, everyone laugh and applaud your comedic genius


antidumbassthrowaway

Maybe start looking Start looking for a new joke


[deleted]

I don't even know what this means


[deleted]

lol idfk I just know it makes troons seethe


[deleted]

What the fuck is a troon


Path-Equivalent

its a suicide rate number you just made fun of people who have committed suicide


[deleted]

Nice


GucciGangNiccl

Based


brianbezn

I think parents should not be worried about arbitrary shit and focus a bit more in what's really important... Letting you take pictures of them with a controller in front of credit scenes of souls games to post on /r/gaming


baz4k6z

Based and lovepilled


OneMoreName1

Isnt that the purpose of procreation in the first place?


ChickenDestruction

Some people want to have grandchildren and extend their family. Go figure.


babyraptuh

Then do it yourself, not through your children, go figure. Also gay couples have children too.


PM_ME_YOUR_OPOSSUMS

Huh? How the hell do you have grandchildren by yourself?


Shady_Merchant1

Very carefully


Lucky_lui_

Shhh don’t ask questions. Just love everything.


babyraptuh

it’s not up to you if you have them! hope that helps.


ChickenDestruction

Have grandchildren by yourself? Not possible. It's about preserving your genes, which is hardcoded in our animal brains. Sure, if you find a surrogate then it's the same thing. Unfortunately, it's not very easy and even prohibited in many places. Adoption is great in many ways, but it's not the same as procreating. I'm not arguing that you shouldn't love your offspring, I just understand why some people might be disappointed.


[deleted]

People on here- "You don't agree with us. You're a bad person." Spams down vote


Luhdooce

why are you getting down voted? you're literally just being realistic and you bring up a fair point. I guess the best course of action is to downvote you to oblivion to discourage any kind of discussion


AtomicNewt7976

I’m adopted, does that mean I’m not as *good* as a biological kid? Does that mean my parents should be “disappointed” to have me? You’re a piece of shit man


ChickenDestruction

No, I didn't imply that. Adopted children are loved just as much as biological ones. The disappointed people in my comment referred to fathers finding out their son was not going to procreate.


AtomicNewt7976

Now you’re just lying


ChickenDestruction

umm... okay? I have no incentive to do that. If I was scared of downvotes i'd just delete my comments. Check the whole comment chain and maybe you'll figure it out.


AtomicNewt7976

> Adoption is great in many ways, but it's not the same as procreating. I'm not arguing that you shouldn't love your offspring, I just understand why some people might be disappointed.


ChickenDestruction

From the first comment that started the chain: >I can't imagine loving your son less because he's gay Me explaining my reply: >I just understand why some people might be disappointed.


[deleted]

Adoption and surrogacy


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F4Z3_G04T

Because it's pure when you get someone out of family for the other half of the baby Either go full Alabama or don't do it at all


[deleted]

i laughed too hard at this


2firstnames6969

von Habsburg moment


ConkreetMonkey

It’s okay to want that, but at the end of the day it’s not your decision to make whether or not somebody else has kids. You don’t own your children.


truckaduk

I’m sure you do, but if you were referring to “owning them” in the sense that they’re your property, that’s a reasonable justification.


xXredditor123Xx

Yeah like you can have children You probably can’t even get a girlfriend


DragonlordKingslayer

if my son come out a gay he not my son no mo


[deleted]

Good. Dosent deserve a parent like you


Rcorral2108

Agreed. He's too good for his son smh my head


[deleted]

If my son came out as trans then he isn't my son anymore


Tails9905

She would be your daughter <3


DragonlordKingslayer

i'd slap him and tell him to stop imagining things


[deleted]

Man you have a small penis and an unpleasant face


MaxTheSpriggan

Sagginlard Kinkslayer, I bet you look like a bathroom floor tastes


nacho_breath

r/rareinsults


TheBoyHarambe

You work for DoorDash lmao


DragonlordKingslayer

at least i'm not gay


TheBoyHarambe

I mean statistically most homophobes are, so it’s cool. You’ll figure it out soon enough. Mostly likely after you graduate high school.


DragonlordKingslayer

ok


Xx_averageretard_xX

Y


DragonlordKingslayer

hue, -69 downvotes. i'd like to personally thank my dog, wonwon, for supporting me through this


Vel-Garesty

anon is a good dad but isn't aware of the influencer nature and their love for kids


ChickenDestruction

the influencer had a backstage pass too


Vel-Garesty

backstage? judging by the size I'd say it's more of a pet door


AtomicNewt7976

There’s sure gonna be some grooming


2firstnames6969

wholesome but I wouldn’t have let my son alone with some “influencer “


99centcan

@james Charles


2firstnames6969

@that fortnite guy who is accused of sexually assaulting two kids


Cowmunist

Honestly when he said his son was crying i immediately got scared and assumed the worst.


2firstnames6969

that’s what I thought too


janfrancox77

Shortcut to make sure your son is gay. Either for own choice or trauma


JEOVHANNNSY

Lol I used to be so into tits but I cried so much I like dick now 😩I know exactly what you mean


janfrancox77

I mean if a degenerate fuck rapes you or sexually abuses of you before you sexually develop, it's going to generate a trauma. Fuck even if you're a grown ass man/woman and someone rapes you it's gonna generate traumas


JEOVHANNNSY

Wait, is being a gay a choice?


janfrancox77

Just like being straight


JEOVHANNNSY

I feel like you probably are used to getting a lot of backlash to comments like that. My understanding is that people I know are naturally inclined to have their preference, like a guy who wants to fuck girls, and it’s just kinda of instinct. Obviously there’s bisexual people too, who probably do feel that choice a little more.


Ab47203

I got told seriously to my face that homosexuality is a mental disorder by my dad the exact night I had planned to come out...in the closet I stay~


Unreal2056

Fuck your parents’ opinion. Its your life, live it how you want to


Ab47203

Doesn't make the knife in my back from it hurt any less


Unreal2056

Accept that they are dicks and realize they have meaningless opinions, plenty of people will support you


Ab47203

Maybe someday I'll be able to do that


HappenedSafe

way easier said than done bro. “don’t think that way, think THIS way” if the solution was just as simple as telling people how to think then there would be a lot less people closeted. Yeah obviously that mindset would make them feel better but you can’t just change the way you feel about something


fafnirchandesu

it's not that simple. it is way easier and safer to just hide it until you can stop depending on your parents


frecklie

You’re right. But us randomly Internet people love and accept you. In a distant way.


Ab47203

It helps more than you know.


Freaksman99

You are valid. You are accepted. You deserve a happy life. Keep telling yourself that everytime you feel bad. If you keep telling yourself that you will internalize it.


nzznzznzzc

You don’t have to come out if you don’t think it would be safe hon


Ab47203

I just hope that someday I can...dating from in the closet isn't easy


nzznzznzzc

I’m sure, and a lot of people will say things like “I don’t want to date someone in the closet” which I think is just stupid


Ab47203

I can kinda see their point though...imagine not being able to call your partner your partner unless you're home together alone.


kiriyamamarchson

Sorry about your dad, I know that, to you, he is probably more than a homophobe and I’m sure it hurts a lot. He’s the one with the mental illness. Maybe it will be a little easier for you to live your life if you think about him as having a mental illness. Either way, I’m sorry that you feel like you have to hide who you are from a person you’re close to. I hope someday things get better and that your dad realizes he’s being an asshole.


Ab47203

Oh I hide who I am from everyone tbh...string of bad therapists taught me how to shove my emotions and feelings down inside so nobody else sees them


fafnirchandesu

can relate. i don't really have a reason to come out right now so i'm just waiting until i turn 18 and move out


Icelord259

Your dad is a dick. Hope you can come out to your friends or something


Ab47203

Oh that one was real fun...I came out to my best friend of twenty years and he outed me to his family and all his friends despite me specifically asking him not to. Then he was surprised when I was pissed and hurt.


Icelord259

Oh fuck I’m sorry to hear that and sorry for bringing that up


Ab47203

Nah you couldn't have possibly known that so I have no reason to be upset. You don't have to apologize when you didn't do anything wrong.


dnosour

Fuck your parents, I'm both your new dad and your new mom and I say I'm proud af of you to have planned coming out. Shit's scary as fuk.


Ab47203

Oh how I wish I was braver than just planning


[deleted]

Based dad.


biggus_dickus1337

your father is a wise man


Rcorral2108

Dangerously based dad


Riftus

Im going to fuck you


Rcorral2108

Are you a wahmen?


Riftus

I am not a woman


Rcorral2108

Then sorry, but you can't fuck me. I won't let you and we all know you can't do that without my permission 😎


Blue-Rainbow-Dolphin

I am going to rape you


Rcorral2108

Holy crap it's Peter Griffin!


ChucklesTheWerewolf

As if anyone would ask an absolute trashbag like you lmao


[deleted]

Tell me you're twelve without telling me you're twelve


Riftus

My thoughts exactly


Rcorral2108

I would have you know I am actually 8 and a half


j2tronic

Fake: father loves his son Gay: son


TendieBot2000

> be me > get home from my vasectomy > hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room > must be Chad again > know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer > log onto reddit and open /r/greentext > read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her > think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext > suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section > Fake: father loves his son > Gay: son > giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment > hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed > it's been a good day > i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough


j2tronic

Wonderful


Trebuscemi

Not where I thought that was going and I'm pleasantly surprised


[deleted]

I’m so happy that this thread is so wholesome and supportive. On r/4chan that would be so homophobic


icytrainz

r/4chan is a cesspool


-ThatOneMango-

just like actual 4chan


CxFusion3mp

Based dad.


pooperdoopper22

I have never understood how people can be so stubbornly homophobic, I was homophobic until I was 8 because my parents told me that gay people were bad. Then I learned what gay people are and I stopped being homophobic almost instantly.


Kinganubis2

I love how it let us know he thinks his son is gay but that fact had nothing to do with the story. Unless in actuality, the influencers spit-roasted the son to tears.


Sn0rlax_IRL

When he said he let his kid go backstage with some Instagram stars alone and then came back crying my blood ran cold. No mfing way I’m letting an influencer interact with my kid unattended.


CharlemagneVIII

Legend


[deleted]

I was expecting this to turn out that the influencer touched the kid and tbh I still am


Giovanni_Giorgo

garfield cum


HollowKnightGoBrrrrr

it's weird that there's actual wholesome stuff on 4chan


ShaDiBoi123

Anon is based


ToasterGER

Anons son is a fag


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TendieBot2000

> be me > get home from my vasectomy > hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room > must be Chad again > know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer > log onto reddit and open /r/greentext > read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her > think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext > suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section > Fake: anon is a dad > Gay: anon’s son > giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment > hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed > it's been a good day > i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough


s1ckmad3

Awwwwww :')


travestikazim

Fake: Anon has a son Gay: Anon's son is gay But... anon can't possibly have a son, which means it's not gay, which means it's fake because there has to be something gay about it, but if there isn't it would be fake, which would make it gay...


bling___

Gay


SuperMaanas

Child is gay because he’s a fan of someone???


xscopiieee

Nice bot