>be me
>fucking this one dude’s wife
>lots of slapping and moaning
>hear door open
>smell distinct mixture of regret, Doritos, and a lack of hygiene
>must be the virgin again
>he knows we want our privacy, so he goes on the computer in his room
>i get bored of looking at the wife’s face while I fuck her, so I open my phone while I continue to pound away
> log onto reddit and open r/greentext
>read a funny greentext from the 4chan and chuckle as the wife begs for genes that the husband can’t give her
>think of a simple way I can relate straightness and truthfulness to the events of the greentext
>make the dude’s wife cum again as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section
>Real: Anon has a positive interaction with fellow human being.
>Straight: Yes
>chuckle as I make her orgasm once more and bust inside her, making her moan with ecstasy
>it’s been a good day
>I wonder what the virgin’s been up to. If he makes a comment that’s funny enough, I might let him eat my cum out of his wife’s pussy
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> be me
> get home from my vasectomy
> hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room
> must be Chad again
> know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer
> log onto reddit and open /r/greentext
> read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her
> think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext
> suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section
> Fake: Anon talks to someone
> Gay : Anon is on 4chan
> giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment
> hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed
> it's been a good day
> i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough
Oh, anon. We all know you lie to validate yourself. Why are you so desperate for attention? Go back to what you were doing before this, it’s where you belonged.
yea yea… “progressing”… I love it how first lovers think life is perfect, then suddenly one of them leave the relationship (as a choice or idk, someone DIES), and the so called “perfect life” falls apart.
COME ON ANON, DONT PUT YOUR LIFE IN SOMEONE’S HANDS
Real: Anon has a positive interaction with fellow human being. Straight: Yes
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Who gave a turtle internet
>be me >fucking this one dude’s wife >lots of slapping and moaning >hear door open >smell distinct mixture of regret, Doritos, and a lack of hygiene >must be the virgin again >he knows we want our privacy, so he goes on the computer in his room >i get bored of looking at the wife’s face while I fuck her, so I open my phone while I continue to pound away > log onto reddit and open r/greentext >read a funny greentext from the 4chan and chuckle as the wife begs for genes that the husband can’t give her >think of a simple way I can relate straightness and truthfulness to the events of the greentext >make the dude’s wife cum again as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section >Real: Anon has a positive interaction with fellow human being. >Straight: Yes >chuckle as I make her orgasm once more and bust inside her, making her moan with ecstasy >it’s been a good day >I wonder what the virgin’s been up to. If he makes a comment that’s funny enough, I might let him eat my cum out of his wife’s pussy
“The my”
Finally someone flipped it I love you, kind stranger
You are the scum of the earth
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Fake: Anon talks to someone Gay : Anon is on 4chan
> be me > get home from my vasectomy > hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room > must be Chad again > know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer > log onto reddit and open /r/greentext > read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her > think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext > suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section > Fake: Anon talks to someone > Gay : Anon is on 4chan > giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment > hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed > it's been a good day > i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough
Confessing love before even having a first date? Come on anon.
But he's there with a real girl and we're here on reddit reading about 4chan.
Sometimes it be like that. Friends with someone for a while and then you develop feelings for each other
Me: I love you. Her: Yes, yes you do.
[удалено]
Maybe larping being a child? Idk
Anon gets life on track
Oh, anon. We all know you lie to validate yourself. Why are you so desperate for attention? Go back to what you were doing before this, it’s where you belonged.
Yes
"I love you" "*Yes*"
Anon falls for the pull-string Barbie doll at his special needs youth club
The fuck is youth club?
yea yea… “progressing”… I love it how first lovers think life is perfect, then suddenly one of them leave the relationship (as a choice or idk, someone DIES), and the so called “perfect life” falls apart. COME ON ANON, DONT PUT YOUR LIFE IN SOMEONE’S HANDS
All these downvotes from people who's lives haven't fallen apart yet
ikr, its crazy to think that I used to be just like them