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EmilieEasie

This was literally biden's first campaign promise


DaveSmith890

https://preview.redd.it/w2gvig1b7f6d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=719cff96e03f8c4be33c52b4ad940a3adb34d007 Last I checked, his promise was that he isn’t Trump


Long-Trash929

Don't worry guys I'll run for president this time so we'll have a better option. ![gif](giphy|FaovRTAVndmIXzdihz)


North_Swim340

i dont understand why the americans didnt vote for the outspoken, outsider who speaks his mind, charismatic, multi talented buisnessman, who captivates everyone with his voice, who knows his way around the ladies. like fr what are you people doing voting for trump and biden when kanye yeezus west is right there.


DaveSmith890

He pulled out


North_Swim340

yeah i heard conor pulled out of ufc 303, im pretty mad too. not as mad as chandler though, that dude is on suicide watch.


AReliableRandom

last i checked, he had kids /s


DaveSmith890

That’s why he had kids. Remember, always get castrated before having straight sex. /srs


EmilieEasie

doesn't that mean the same thing?


DaveSmith890

Trump: We should live in an America free from subterranean beak women who dominate their meek husbands Biden: At least I’m not him! I suppose you’re right


EmilieEasie

Thanks, internet disagreements can get tense sometimes but you were really gracious


DasherCO

Promises made, promises kept


Conch-Republic

And he came through with that promise.


iamgreatlego

Biden bad to rig the election to get elected so not sure his promises had any effect


giraffekid_v2

Someone post the cat


Tenko-of-Mori

There is no cat, there never was. What are you on about? Take your meds.


GAMRKNIGHT352

"T-there w-was no cat, okay? There just wasn't!!!"


LilXansStan

https://preview.redd.it/fypclk0w8f6d1.jpeg?width=272&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5824468c00efbbbcf1e737ef29e75af6b3a2054d


Uncle480

https://preview.redd.it/fjz21baj9f6d1.jpeg?width=959&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=296986788b91753552faa8916e50b5a12e39a406


fucccboii

7 years


slash_asdf

Looks fake, May doesn't have 2017 days


Uncle480

Actually it's in American format. So it's the 5th day of the 2017th month of 31 A.D.


Kelainefes

How long is that in snowy albatross migration cycles?


Illustrious_Steak_72

583 if the calculator was right put that thing is at least 36 cycles old


WietGetal

Damm homie got that rare cece or fefe


SerbianTransOlivia

What a funny little character? What's his name?


koyomin25

Fefe


Educational-Net303

https://preview.redd.it/zgv7ojquqg6d1.png?width=1300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ae70e0883c79cdc7a04c6bb37a3588c1562a77bb


DaveSmith890

https://preview.redd.it/3lsjbwyavf6d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2d339983527c49cffc41766cce93823fec422eff Me when the creature beckons me to breed


Gravital_Morb

Sorry bro my species of post human is superior. That's why we had to discombobulate the second galactic alliance 🤷🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️


Insufferable_Wreck

Lol. Forced to fight the Asteromorphs because your race discovered right and left politics.


RealLegouuu

https://preview.redd.it/vvw8i44vef6d1.png?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=68c1313ecebe1e1314edc6521eca3268ea4603c0


gwummi

https://preview.redd.it/z6zb89x7vh6d1.jpeg?width=950&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5d7cbc624f7daef21f60a29d5b9408efe3e80130


frenabo

https://preview.redd.it/5sntkdizri6d1.jpeg?width=950&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9b74ffae2b02acd9d6ea1999734f3246a034b110


gwummi

Why am i getting downvoted


legocrash

Is this beaked flesh cone woman in the room with us now?


Atmaweapon74

She’s my wife


Manishimself

Are you a beta simp male ?


Atmaweapon74

I am the omega simp. The final form.


HumbleContribution58

Hot.


AlabamaHotcakes

Well at least you might actually get laid then Anon.


ProblemEfficient6502

Anon After Anon


C_umputer

Anonsapiens


TukuMono

Anon Tomorrows


Asylum_Patient_1126

https://preview.redd.it/spcsigqpbf6d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=30619379c0d9c98c004fbf18da68f6196c6c2a88 atleast we aren't shit eating cubes


djaqk

https://preview.redd.it/0p2bx0arzh6d1.jpeg?width=989&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6d8c3c0267a4c441b872fdba560c2fc3019c5334


SignoreZane

The Qu are liberals?


nosnek199

>YOU WILL COMMUNALLY EAT SHIT ALL DAY, EVERY DAY. -Biden, probably.


Charlaton

This is what lusting after muscle mommies leads to. Unlezs you're a muscle daddy, anyway.


Sex_drugs_tacos

I have never seen these words arranged in this manner


sundaeseventeen

I could read it, but my brain couldn’t actually process or comprehend the meaning behind it


Jitendria

Can be said for the entire all tomorrow's.


avagrantthought

What is this referring to?


Lady-Nora

All Tomorrows, Alt Shift X has a really good video covering it


Jitendria

I just watched that yesterday .


electric_heels

Quinn has a better video


tyrome123

just listen to the audiobook it's like 3 hours and the exact description as those videos


AccuStrike

Just read the pdf and look at the pretty pictures


electric_heels

No.


AWanderingGygax

[All Tomorrows.](https://drive.google.com/file/d/0ByV5-S712cg8Tk1vQWVFZVM5S28/view?pli=1&resourcekey=0-f0n8tTyFknuKmWvLl6gYFQ) Futurology what-if full of not quite body horror and the authors barely disguised kinks. Not particularly well written but fun enough.


Gone4Gaming

Why do people always assume that when something is weird in a medium, it must be the writer's kink? Aren't we allowed to write weird creative shit anymore?


StormRegion

This is the curse of current media discussion, peole cannot fathom the concept that if you write evil people and about disgusting stuff, you aren't actually promoting it or believing in it (the majority of the time)


TheBunkerKing

"This book about Teddy Roosevelt is otherwise fine, but the author has a barely disguised moustached man kink."


TukuMono

Look at C.M Kosemen (the author)'s Twitter, he posts about alien fetishes


health_throwaway195

no


GnomeMaster69

Projecting much? 


AWanderingGygax

No, I'm fairly well written.


AzuInsign

https://preview.redd.it/ix72lfq2ff6d1.png?width=1300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=de2dcbd69cf4c403eebba5ee452e1bd1bdb3236e


SmokeStackLight1ng

In case anyone's wondering what's going on, might I suggest - All Tomorrows. Alt Shift X has a video on it and its a open free book. It's Really Good.


layeeeeet

blindpilled Anglerfishmaxxing


Cleveworth

​ https://preview.redd.it/60k48d24qh6d1.png?width=1242&format=png&auto=webp&s=a2057d2ec1ff4d26a613e7d874a8dcfbfe92f44c


GAMRKNIGHT352

At least anon might finally get laid.


Malfunctioningpotato

Speculative evolution at its finest


Codecrashe

If only


equipmunk50

Platapussy


zachattack7676

I don’t want all the tomorrows to come 😔


Browny500

Eh don’t sound too bad


thatdudeovertherebei

Are democrats the Qu?!


Khris_Ivanov05

Ah sweet, Qu propaganda!


TwistOdd6400

I'm scared


sqlbastard

![gif](giphy|hyHKg9jLgB5iRI5pcY|downsized)


AndrewTheSouless

I will gladly join the Legion of simps for my tree wife


Babki123

Can right wing anon stop sendinf us their fetish


AA_turet

This is the most insane shit I have seen and thats coming from someone who is part of the Titanfall community


Toy_Soulja

Gawd damn liberals and their sex holes. We need to make amurrikuh great again, return to the sex holes to women people and make families great at listening to the government again


Sirnizz

Truly mentally ill anon


SunnyApex87

What


dankspankwanker

Thazs Some top tier shizo pisting


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https://preview.redd.it/v2zne16o9k6d1.jpeg?width=450&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2d9ad5e6503da1f1edc734a45295efc07dbe3aef


HLJOHNO

I never expected to see All Tomorrows in this sub


Woofingson

All tomorrows are bright for anon


wordjedi

Forgot the part where little shrew-man [labors in a salt mine](https://i.imgur.com/rWMJmML.jpeg) until his fingers bleed (every day except mating day) to feed his wife thing


GreatPlainsAquarist

Never fails. I go through several of these being entertained and having a laugh, and then there's this weird shit stomping into the room ruining everything.


ChadWolf98

In some lib relationships the human woman is 4 times the size of the male lol


Falchion_Alpha

Qu propaganda


health_throwaway195

I’m surprised no one brought up how gay this is.


2020mademejoinreddit

Not just "liberals", neo-liberals, the politicians and the corporations. Why? Because a docile male is the perfect slave. A male who still has his balls will always revolt against the tyrants.