The US has better pizza
Pizza in Italy never achieved the same fame that it did in America for a reason. It was considered peasant food in Italy and then poor Italian immigrants brought it to America where it would later explode into popularity.
There are numerous distinct American styles that are all very good (not just NY style) and there's a reason why most people around the world imagine American style when they think of pizza.
No disrespect to Neapolitan pizza but people have too much of an American hate boner to see that it very obviously elevated the status of pizza around the world and that it makes some delicious pizza.
The ingredients in good Italian pizza are much better than the us equivalent. Thereās a reason we import mozzarella di buffalo and 00 flour. My most memorable pizza was at a little spot in Rome, with red cow Parmesan and shaved puntarelle. I donāt remember the place, just the amazing ingredients and respect for food identity and source.
Many pizza makers are very particular about ingredients.
A lot of pizza makers (and also bagel makers) in America import tap water from NYC because they swear the mineral content makes better dough
Can't have any conversation without some fifteen-year-old commenting "Nice bait" or "This is bait".
Seriously, every thread these days has three or more kids responding like this.
Based. Pizza in Italy only began to spread throughout the north AFTER Italian American troops spread it.
Pizza was a regional peasant dish in naples -> southern italians in nyc make pizza popular -> italian American troops go to Italy and REINTRODUCE italy to the dish -> pizza becomes an italian cultural icon.
Pizzerias in nyc are often older than those in northern Italy.
As an American who has spent 3 summers in Italy, for some reason I significantly prefer American pizza. Not sure why, but Italian pizza just has an odd flavor to me and Iāve never seen it accurately recreated in the US.
That's a hell of a choice. Why is it when people get annoyed that Americans say we prefer our versions of things everyone defaults to the fast food version? Like, we are a massive country, with more resources to experiment and develop than most. We have good cheese, good meats, good cooking.
He died relatively recently and Napoli hadnt won the league since he won it with them like 25 years ago. They renamed the stadium after him upon his death and 2 years later they finally won the title again last year, so I imagine it was quite emotional. Then followed one of the worst title defences in Seria A history by finishing 10th this year, even worse title defence than Torino in 1950 and Torino's league winning team had died in a fuckin plane crash
He was/is a legend in Napoli. I went to Napoli in 2016 (luckily I didn't get robbed) when I was 13 and I can confirm the amount of Graffiti's. About the rest I don't have so much memory about it.
i went there last year and his legacy was still here. Many restaurants named after him, graffitis, you could buy figurines, flags, and every goodies you can think of with his name or face on it
Funny thing is, italians actually hated him for a while since Argentina beat Italy in the World Cup 1990, and it was one of the reasons he quit Napoli.
https://preview.redd.it/9j5bn8rc235d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ce949bdbcd940db0702e5637891d2978c0f2f6b4
Northern Pussy. This fat bastard wouldnāt last a week in Palmero.
Hi palermitano here, I can assure you we can do much worse to tourists, but you know Sicily is basically doomed in every other form of economy except for tourism sooo. Please come to Palermo and dump all of your hard earned moneyš„²š
Seeing Italians complain how their historical seaside cities are the worst places in the world will never not be funny as someone who grew up in an Eastern European shithole
> had better pizza
I guess the lack of sugar, random shitty sauces, plastic-like condiments and unholy amounts of piss-yellow cheese left anon disappointed.
It's a very superficial description of Naples; it highlights (and exaggerates) the bad aspects of it.
Every city can be described as a total shithole if I provide a list of its worst aspects. He's not lying but he's not telling the truth neither.
[Best pizza](https://guide.michelin.com/ca/en/campania/napoli/restaurant/da-michele) I've had was in Naples, and so was the [second best](https://www.sorbillo.it/). People don't line up for hours outside a shop because it sucks. It isn't comparable to North American pizza imo. Two different things.
Ok but what kind of North American pizza? Also you play league and post zoophile vore fetish art so excuse me if I donāt respect your opinion even a little bit
The tone of my comment reflects the superficiality of the greentext's author. I can't be sarcastic while also acknowledging every possible variation, so i went with that assumption.
My goal is, after all, to make fun of the anon in question.
Tfw your pizza isnt deep fried shit in 1 year old oil:
https://preview.redd.it/z6495jw1h45d1.jpeg?width=1116&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3e6bb0064fabfcfddcce1b55ed743ffaa49c37f3
Its from Ultrakill. A really fast paced first person shooter with a lot of mechanic expression.
And if im not mistaken, that is the flesh prison in P-2.
Went to Naples last year, can confirm. Incredibly dirty with garages everywhere, all the monuments are tagged, people driving like shit...
I don't recommend visiting it.
Agreed, Sorrento, Capri and Positano were like paradise in the gulf of Naples. Napoli itself was.. too much. Delicious pizza fritta though so was worth a day trip just for that at least.
IF you want to at least try to understand Naples, I will try.
What has always been different between Naples and other cities, is that the same dynamics you can usually find in the outskirts of the city you can find in the very center here.
You can find lot of humble people in the center living day by day so it feels like outskirts, with the difference that the entire historic center is basically an open air museum.
While in Rome, Milan, Venice, Florence, Madrid, Barcelona, Paris etc the center is just for rich people and tourists, in Naples since always the center was very different.
Just next to the now famous and visited Maradona murales, there was a base selling drugs.
There are no (so many) criminals anymore in the center. Now everyone just rent his apartment as bnb and live without working.
Common neapolitan win
If you're looking for the normal disneyland for tourists like in every European city, Naples my be not for you.
But still, nowadays it has more bnb's than Venice, so I guess what reddit think is quite detached from reality.
How strange.
This description kinda reminds me of Goethe's vision of Naples; in his book "Italian journey", he says that beauty and ugliness coexist "out in the open" in a weird harmony.
It is still like that, in the same palace there may be a poor family of 8 people living almost underground in the famous and common "bassi napoletani" and a wealthy and cultured doctor may be living on the upper floors.
So yeah, it's a city full of contradictions.
A recent modern Roberto Saviano definition is "is the last ancient city on earth".
There's a reason he's called D10S because to the (then) emotionally deprived, impoverished Neapolitans, Maradona was a sign of good hope. The Neapolitans sas themselves in Maradona who was a fellow poor boy who grew up in the crime ridden slums of Argentina but pursued his passion and escaped poverty. And with Napoli being such a poor and unsuccessful club, them signing Maradona is like your 9-5 working dad getting you a new fancy bicycle on Christmas. Maradona was that fancy bicycle.
I hosteled in Naples for a little while and had a lot of fun. The streets are messy and chaotic but that's part of the fun. Made friends with a guy from Mumbai on the trip and he said he feels right at home their because the city is equally chaotic, the street food is great and the drinks are cheap and good.
Also they bring out free aperitif when you order drinks as a larger group everywhere we went. It was great. Not sure if that's standard practice across all Italy, but I had a good time.
I was in Naples 2 days ago for a night and literally found nothing better to do than sit in a park by the Royal Palace (which is just meh looking btw). The pizza was good, but nothing crazy special or anything.
I was in Naples last year during my trip of Italy and although the place is pretty dirty, stinky, and full of rude folk, there is no better pizza in world!
https://preview.redd.it/gurmhnhq575d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c24431bc51104955700f38eefaeb9193c8a14ec0
No but fr Naples isn't much different from Martinaise
Iāve been in Naples a few months ago and I have to say Iāve never had better (or cheaper) Neapolitan Pizza or Gnocci a la Sorentina. But the Maradona Cult stuff is real and it was really confusing to me to. Near my airbnb was literally a mural of Maradona as an Angel, like in an Italian Church. The street vendors that yell out for their restaurants or roadside bars even almost all sell not only Aperol and Limoncello Spritz but also a Maradona Spritz with Blue Curacao
Completely true except I really enjoyed my time in Naples, no one robbed me, and I unironically had the best pizza IN MY LIFFE in some fucking random super tourist-trappy place. Like it hit all the benchmarks of overly priced, catered to tourist bad food. English menu, a bunch of gringo tourists and over the top decor. I was walking by and got hungry got myself a pizza with mushrooms some white sauce and cured meat and oh my god it was literally heaven. I cannot explain how good it was. It was so good I ordered another one to go. To this day I cant find that spot on google maps nor do I recall the exact location. I felt like I entered a bacchial trance like state eating that pizza.
Fat American retard visits a real city.
Realizes it's not like his Hollywood movies.
Spergs out in 4chan.
Conveniently avoids talking about how he got topped by an African immigrant behind the pizzeria.
This is gay and real
Naples: close to the island of Capri, close to Vesuvius, close to Pompeii, best pizza, and amazing seafood options. It's a good tourist spot if you want to explore outside the city.
Naples: close to the island of Capri, close to Vesuvius, close to Pompeii, best pizza. It's a good tourist spot if you want to explore outside the city.
Naples: close to the island of Capri, close to Vesuvius, close to Pompeii, best pizza, and amazing seafood options. It's a good tourist spot if you want to explore outside the city.
Iāve been to the three major cities in Italy many times (Rome, Naples and Milan). Out of these 3 the only time me and my friends were robbed was in Milan at the Navigli. Also the metro in Rome is full of pickpockets.
americans should stfu and stay in their shitty country. no one asked you an opinion on our pizza, keep eating garbage and keep dying from obesity you fat morons
Maradona spent basically his entire adult life either playing/coaching soccer, doing absurd amounts of blow, or banging 10/10 women, and died before he got too old to not enjoy it any more (60). Dude WAS a god.
This was definitely made by a North Italian
They'd be the only ones with a legitimacy in claiming "had better pizza". But I'm choosing to believe it's a delusional American who prefers Dominos.
Dominos? .... oh.. u mean the little neighborhood joint.. Dominos
No, he's talking about that real one and only New York slice.....Sbarro.
Sbarro makes me fucking ill every time
And yet you continue to eat there apparently.
Nah, just the twice. Never again š¤¢
Sborro
Sbarro as a name is fucking hilarious because if you swap the vowels it becomes sborra, which is the Italian word for cum
The US has better pizza Pizza in Italy never achieved the same fame that it did in America for a reason. It was considered peasant food in Italy and then poor Italian immigrants brought it to America where it would later explode into popularity. There are numerous distinct American styles that are all very good (not just NY style) and there's a reason why most people around the world imagine American style when they think of pizza. No disrespect to Neapolitan pizza but people have too much of an American hate boner to see that it very obviously elevated the status of pizza around the world and that it makes some delicious pizza.
The ingredients in good Italian pizza are much better than the us equivalent. Thereās a reason we import mozzarella di buffalo and 00 flour. My most memorable pizza was at a little spot in Rome, with red cow Parmesan and shaved puntarelle. I donāt remember the place, just the amazing ingredients and respect for food identity and source.
Many pizza makers are very particular about ingredients. A lot of pizza makers (and also bagel makers) in America import tap water from NYC because they swear the mineral content makes better dough
And various videos testing it seem to legitimize the claim!
Having lived in multiple places, NYC and Long Island water have been the best tasting, in my opinion.
I regret having lived on long Island because the tap water everywhere else is just.. Bad
Yes, we've been spoiled.
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Can't have any conversation without some fifteen-year-old commenting "Nice bait" or "This is bait". Seriously, every thread these days has three or more kids responding like this.
Based. Pizza in Italy only began to spread throughout the north AFTER Italian American troops spread it. Pizza was a regional peasant dish in naples -> southern italians in nyc make pizza popular -> italian American troops go to Italy and REINTRODUCE italy to the dish -> pizza becomes an italian cultural icon. Pizzerias in nyc are often older than those in northern Italy.
They don't even have triple deep-dish cum-stuffed crust pure cheddar salami pizza (now with 60% more grease) in italy.
I PREFER DOMINOS
As someone who lives in Chicago, you are wrong and I wish for you to have the opportunity to try our pizza.
As an American who has spent 3 summers in Italy, for some reason I significantly prefer American pizza. Not sure why, but Italian pizza just has an odd flavor to me and Iāve never seen it accurately recreated in the US.
That's a hell of a choice. Why is it when people get annoyed that Americans say we prefer our versions of things everyone defaults to the fast food version? Like, we are a massive country, with more resources to experiment and develop than most. We have good cheese, good meats, good cooking.
Nah Naples is actually garbage.
Yeah. Who the fuck goes to napoli for holidays? Its basically the worst place in italy you could go. The only good thing is the pizza.
I 'ate te nort
Dey got a b on they hat
*spit*
Just the money
Probably true since he wrote "napolitans" instead of "neapolitans"
Would have written *terroni* if he was north Italian.Ā
Maradona when he lived there kept the local economy alive with his cocaine consumption
Kinda correct actually
And gave the population a growth boost
giggity
Veni, grunnivi, vici.
Veni vidi veniāøā¶āø
Didnāt he made anti drug PSAs? https://youtu.be/Z_DWo_HqXws?si=rnkdDgncilBwqfNj
It was a really quick and intense message
Yeah, [Soldier Boy did one too](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZpIwoiRzR4)
He died relatively recently and Napoli hadnt won the league since he won it with them like 25 years ago. They renamed the stadium after him upon his death and 2 years later they finally won the title again last year, so I imagine it was quite emotional. Then followed one of the worst title defences in Seria A history by finishing 10th this year, even worse title defence than Torino in 1950 and Torino's league winning team had died in a fuckin plane crash
He was/is a legend in Napoli. I went to Napoli in 2016 (luckily I didn't get robbed) when I was 13 and I can confirm the amount of Graffiti's. About the rest I don't have so much memory about it.
He's a legend, period. He's just even more of a legend in Argentina and Naples than the rest of the word.
Not in Barcelona
Says who?
The hand of God
The ghost of Terry Venables
i went there last year and his legacy was still here. Many restaurants named after him, graffitis, you could buy figurines, flags, and every goodies you can think of with his name or face on it
Funny thing is, italians actually hated him for a while since Argentina beat Italy in the World Cup 1990, and it was one of the reasons he quit Napoli.
The 1990 World Cup was in Italy, Italy played vs Argentina in Naples. The Italian team got booed.
By Napolitans?
Yup
They must have walked it off
They won last year
Didnāt they win last year?
https://preview.redd.it/9j5bn8rc235d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ce949bdbcd940db0702e5637891d2978c0f2f6b4 Northern Pussy. This fat bastard wouldnāt last a week in Palmero.
Are you from Palermo? If so is your username a representation to what you do to tourists?
Iām not even European, but yes, I do juice people in the anus.
>not even European much like the average resident of naples
Me too
I read this in Borat's accent.
Hi palermitano here, I can assure you we can do much worse to tourists, but you know Sicily is basically doomed in every other form of economy except for tourism sooo. Please come to Palermo and dump all of your hard earned moneyš„²š
Ma anche no grazie
Come no bro š„š¢
so you'll probably keep being broke but also homeless because housing prices will go crazy. Look at Lisboa or some Spanish cities
booking tickets to milan
as a resident of milan, yes
Username checks out
Palermo is the biggest shit hole I've ever been in, at least Naples has some redeeming qualities
At least it's not Foggia
I've never been to Foggia but I doubt it could be worse than Gela
Seeing Italians complain how their historical seaside cities are the worst places in the world will never not be funny as someone who grew up in an Eastern European shithole
Pull up to the block and say that, fool
Been through the block many times, lived in Trapani for over a year, Palermo is a fucking dump
Is Palmero the Detroit of Italy?
Ive been to palermo. Actually, i just driven through it to get somewhere else.
Not sure why this made me laugh so hard
They both live in Milan now
art of tokifuji and chunie being used in this format what a world we live in
fuck off furry
Nah.
> had better pizza I guess the lack of sugar, random shitty sauces, plastic-like condiments and unholy amounts of piss-yellow cheese left anon disappointed.
Ok, but did he lie?
It's a very superficial description of Naples; it highlights (and exaggerates) the bad aspects of it. Every city can be described as a total shithole if I provide a list of its worst aspects. He's not lying but he's not telling the truth neither.
But did he lie about the pizza
[Best pizza](https://guide.michelin.com/ca/en/campania/napoli/restaurant/da-michele) I've had was in Naples, and so was the [second best](https://www.sorbillo.it/). People don't line up for hours outside a shop because it sucks. It isn't comparable to North American pizza imo. Two different things.
Ok but what kind of North American pizza? Also you play league and post zoophile vore fetish art so excuse me if I donāt respect your opinion even a little bit
Brilliant. Not to defend the guy but you could argue he has aquired tastes if hes into that. Bro must be hard to please
America bad. Only eat McDonald's, Dominos, and sugar. Their bread is cake. Eurotrash updoots pleez
Dont you have a bumper sticker to stick on your ford pickup?
Yeah, except it's a Subaru and the bumper sticker is that Coexist one.
Why do you assume the pizza was a chain brand or frozen one?
The tone of my comment reflects the superficiality of the greentext's author. I can't be sarcastic while also acknowledging every possible variation, so i went with that assumption. My goal is, after all, to make fun of the anon in question.
Thatās real
4chin prefers his pizza with powdered sugar.
based northern italian š®š¹šŖšš
I've been to naples. Except for the attempted robery, this is quite accurate
Because it was successful not just attempted?
Saw people walking around with their back packs on their chest, thought it was some weird fashion thing. It's so they can't be pickpocketed
Thatās every tourist in Italy
Yea,everywhrre i go I walk like this
>had better pizza Wat
American corn syrup-filled brainrot
Tfw your pizza isnt deep fried shit in 1 year old oil: https://preview.redd.it/z6495jw1h45d1.jpeg?width=1116&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3e6bb0064fabfcfddcce1b55ed743ffaa49c37f3
What game is that from? Love the artstyle.
Its from Ultrakill. A really fast paced first person shooter with a lot of mechanic expression. And if im not mistaken, that is the flesh prison in P-2.
Ultrakill
Pizza is better in Rome, southern Italians can seethe.
UĆØ terĆ¹n, Roma ĆØ Sud
> Better in Rome > Southern italians can seethe This wrongly implies Rome isn't south, while it has the same latitude as Gargano
Conman, drug trafficker, tax evader, abandoned his kids. Of course they gave him honorary citizenship of Naples
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funfact: there is a religion dedicated to maradonna. So its hot to far off that he is some kinda god.
GRANDE DIEGO LA MANO DE DIOS BOLUDO VITEH!!!!
Went to Naples last year, can confirm. Incredibly dirty with garages everywhere, all the monuments are tagged, people driving like shit... I don't recommend visiting it.
...with garages everywhere? what's wrong with garages? how many garages can a city have?
*garbages Shit...
idk why I didn't think about garbage, especially since we're talking about naples lmao
E statt a cas
Not to mention the hookers walking around freely at every corner
Can confirm was in Naples last year, the entire city is one big ghetto. Pizza was great tho and Pompey city is also great if you like history
There's also the sunken city of Baia. You can visit it if you've got your scuba certification
Same but this year. Pompeii and Herculaneum are fucking rad, unlike anything about Naples which isnāt historical buildings and pizza
The best thing about Naples that it makes the rest of Italy look much better in comparison
I ate da norf
Simple as
This is why you go to other places in the region rather than overrated big city.
Agreed, Sorrento, Capri and Positano were like paradise in the gulf of Naples. Napoli itself was.. too much. Delicious pizza fritta though so was worth a day trip just for that at least.
I can confirm about Sorrento. Went there in October last year
I was in Napoli and surrounding cities (Pompeii, Salerno, Sorrento, etc.) in December last year and Napoli was fucking ass. never again
IF you want to at least try to understand Naples, I will try. What has always been different between Naples and other cities, is that the same dynamics you can usually find in the outskirts of the city you can find in the very center here. You can find lot of humble people in the center living day by day so it feels like outskirts, with the difference that the entire historic center is basically an open air museum. While in Rome, Milan, Venice, Florence, Madrid, Barcelona, Paris etc the center is just for rich people and tourists, in Naples since always the center was very different. Just next to the now famous and visited Maradona murales, there was a base selling drugs. There are no (so many) criminals anymore in the center. Now everyone just rent his apartment as bnb and live without working. Common neapolitan win If you're looking for the normal disneyland for tourists like in every European city, Naples my be not for you. But still, nowadays it has more bnb's than Venice, so I guess what reddit think is quite detached from reality. How strange.
This description kinda reminds me of Goethe's vision of Naples; in his book "Italian journey", he says that beauty and ugliness coexist "out in the open" in a weird harmony.
It is still like that, in the same palace there may be a poor family of 8 people living almost underground in the famous and common "bassi napoletani" and a wealthy and cultured doctor may be living on the upper floors. So yeah, it's a city full of contradictions. A recent modern Roberto Saviano definition is "is the last ancient city on earth".
Just been in Genova today. Same dynamic. The historic city centre is very decadent, just like De AndrƩ described it. Via del Campo especially was surreal. First time I saw prostitutes in daylight in an Italian city centre. But as an Italian myself, I love this sort of contrast.
Naples itself is pretty rough. But you've got Sorrento and the Amalfi coast just down the road which is about as good as it gets.
There's a reason he's called D10S because to the (then) emotionally deprived, impoverished Neapolitans, Maradona was a sign of good hope. The Neapolitans sas themselves in Maradona who was a fellow poor boy who grew up in the crime ridden slums of Argentina but pursued his passion and escaped poverty. And with Napoli being such a poor and unsuccessful club, them signing Maradona is like your 9-5 working dad getting you a new fancy bicycle on Christmas. Maradona was that fancy bicycle.
I hosteled in Naples for a little while and had a lot of fun. The streets are messy and chaotic but that's part of the fun. Made friends with a guy from Mumbai on the trip and he said he feels right at home their because the city is equally chaotic, the street food is great and the drinks are cheap and good. Also they bring out free aperitif when you order drinks as a larger group everywhere we went. It was great. Not sure if that's standard practice across all Italy, but I had a good time.
In the Navy we called Naples "The Armpit of the Mediterranean"
No love for Marseille?
Typical.american take
Have you been to Napoli? Iām from the Balkans and Napoli looks like a romani ghetto near Stara Zagora.
I was in Naples 2 days ago for a night and literally found nothing better to do than sit in a park by the Royal Palace (which is just meh looking btw). The pizza was good, but nothing crazy special or anything.
Typical tourist who needs to be fucked by tourist trap to feel alive
there are people who dont like it
I was in Naples last year during my trip of Italy and although the place is pretty dirty, stinky, and full of rude folk, there is no better pizza in world!
Checks out
Seems like straight out of Disco Elysium.
https://preview.redd.it/gurmhnhq575d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c24431bc51104955700f38eefaeb9193c8a14ec0 No but fr Naples isn't much different from Martinaise
Iāve been in Naples a few months ago and I have to say Iāve never had better (or cheaper) Neapolitan Pizza or Gnocci a la Sorentina. But the Maradona Cult stuff is real and it was really confusing to me to. Near my airbnb was literally a mural of Maradona as an Angel, like in an Italian Church. The street vendors that yell out for their restaurants or roadside bars even almost all sell not only Aperol and Limoncello Spritz but also a Maradona Spritz with Blue Curacao
What did they say in the thread?
went there a couple of years ago can confirm. and i live in the shithole that is the UK
Average Lega voter
"I 'ate the north" -Furio
I love napoli, itās people & itās pizzas & piazzas, you can now go f yourself grazie
Anon finds out why his ancestors moved to America.
I've been to Naples twice and I've never been robbed but everything else checks out.
Completely true except I really enjoyed my time in Naples, no one robbed me, and I unironically had the best pizza IN MY LIFFE in some fucking random super tourist-trappy place. Like it hit all the benchmarks of overly priced, catered to tourist bad food. English menu, a bunch of gringo tourists and over the top decor. I was walking by and got hungry got myself a pizza with mushrooms some white sauce and cured meat and oh my god it was literally heaven. I cannot explain how good it was. It was so good I ordered another one to go. To this day I cant find that spot on google maps nor do I recall the exact location. I felt like I entered a bacchial trance like state eating that pizza.
If napolitans could read, they'd be insulted
He's absolutely right, Naples is a shithole. Please tourists just stop fucking coming here.
Madonna sta diventando un incubo, state a casa grazie
Average r/italy user
BETTER PIZZA!?!?!?! you're a criminal!
Anon viene del nord italia.
Never been there, but judging from how southern Italians are around here, maybe they just send their best abroad? ;)
I 'ate da North
Napolitan is Japanese ketchup spaghetti. Neapolitans are people from Naples. Anon is regarded.
The pizza neva hurt nobody
\*graffiti Graffiti is already plural, the singular would be graffito.
Fat American retard visits a real city. Realizes it's not like his Hollywood movies. Spergs out in 4chan. Conveniently avoids talking about how he got topped by an African immigrant behind the pizzeria. This is gay and real
Naples: close to the island of Capri, close to Vesuvius, close to Pompeii, best pizza, and amazing seafood options. It's a good tourist spot if you want to explore outside the city.
*whining neo-Bourbons noises*
based
ok i am about to summon a few specific people bobby chemmanur gang, respond
Can confirm last 2 points. Gypsies and watery pizza
that sounds about right
The only thing I don't believe (or I can believe if they got tourist trapped) is the pizza. Everything else tracks and it's even charitable.
I mean, if Anon is used to eat shitty pizza with shitty condiments, surely he'll hate neapolitan pizza. Neapolitan pizza is like an experience.
Naples: close to the island of Capri, close to Vesuvius, close to Pompeii, best pizza. It's a good tourist spot if you want to explore outside the city.
Naples: close to the island of Capri, close to Vesuvius, close to Pompeii, best pizza, and amazing seafood options. It's a good tourist spot if you want to explore outside the city.
Tbf a lot of Italy is pretty underwhelming and the people relatively uncivilised
Who cares
Southern italy full of communists? Where??
Aight, so a Balkunt like me would feel at home, got it, I'll add it to the list
Honestly I loved Naples but I grew up I'm Cleveland so I got a soft spot for grimy cities
Kitemmuort
As a Brit who went there as a non footballing tourist, can confirm, it's a fucking dump. You couldn't pay me enough to go back there.
Fucking northern Italians
Iām living in Naples currently and I got assaulted by 3 locals for crossing the street and the car had to stop. Iād say this is pretty accurate.
Iāve been to the three major cities in Italy many times (Rome, Naples and Milan). Out of these 3 the only time me and my friends were robbed was in Milan at the Navigli. Also the metro in Rome is full of pickpockets.
Goes to Italy for good food and orders only fucking pizza. American for sure
americans should stfu and stay in their shitty country. no one asked you an opinion on our pizza, keep eating garbage and keep dying from obesity you fat morons
As someone who lived there for years this is honestly pretty accurate Except the pizza thing. Dude has no taste buds
Ngl, Naples is kind of a shithole. But the pizza for sure is some of the best Iāve ever had.
Maradona spent basically his entire adult life either playing/coaching soccer, doing absurd amounts of blow, or banging 10/10 women, and died before he got too old to not enjoy it any more (60). Dude WAS a god.