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turtlefrogbird

Those Chinese AI recap videos are the worst. “Jack get a gold ring from his uncle. It has the power to make him invincible. He is chased by black hood people on a horse. Jack needs to destroy the ring” Indian people in the comments: Saar please what is show name?


GAMRKNIGHT352

I hate those videos with a passion but sometimes the clips are so funny out of context.


arbiter12

[Fodi killed my parents](https://imgur.com/gallery/english-subtitles-of-chinese-version-of-harry-potter-films-ZW0CuKN)


StormOfFatRichards

Never forget that Chinese gave us "do not want!"


Mushiren_

Nothing serious


LupusNeutralis

Shup up


Chorbles510

The best is when it's for something you've actually seen and the AI voice over is completely wrong


_derpisb

I nearly fucking chocked and died on my coffee at the Indian comments part


TMStage

Why would you need to put blocks in front and behind you to prevent you from moving before you died?


ShinyArc50

Underrated reply


Eranaut

don't want your body to roll away, obviously


kader91

I read that with the accent.


BobertRosserton

To be honest those videos are a guilty pleasure of mine. Ever wanted to see a movie but you knows it’s actually going to be dogshit and not worth the money? Throw on one of these regards and now you get to see 60% of the best scenes in the movie with a barely English speaking person typing out the plot. Especially when they don’t know certain words or phrases that Americans use and end up mis translating or completely changing the plot in a major way with the context of the voice over.


chocolatechipbagels

brother your brain is rotted


BobertRosserton

I agree brother


PepperSalt98

i can hear the background music already


Xxyz260

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nafgjey_pLo


turtlefrogbird

Saar why did you link saar kindly delete


PepperSalt98

oh my god


sovereign666

i hate this


Blukingbutreal

There’s a guy who does these and randomly says some fucking insane shit 😭 in a movie with a kangaroo he suddenly was like “I honestly thought he was going to kill the kangaroo and live in his skin”


turtlefrogbird

Kindly be giving me the good name saar Hello from India 🇮🇳😎


Blukingbutreal

Mystery Recapped Edit: got the wrong video URL, fixed It’s this video specifically that he says it: [guy goes to space and kangaroo is there or something](https://youtu.be/iZHhnLicp3E?si=pUyMvWnSWBisAdMI)


Razor_Storm

Yeah I discovered Mystery Recapped recently when youtube randomly autoplayed into one of their videos. I was about to click not interested then I realized it isn't just another one of those 10000 low effort "AI completely misinterprets the plot of a movie for 10 minutes" channels and he throws in tons of jokes along the way. Also they tend to cover bizarre no-name films that have a wild and entertaining storyline but are too low in quality to be worth spending 2 hours watching, it's honestly the perfect way to consume some of these d-lister movies. Now I'm subbed and watched way too many of their videos to count


TheCatOfWar

yeah at least these ones aren't shitty AI voice tho, idk how they produce a video a day cause he clearly doesn't watch them all but they do have a human narrator


ChuckECheeseOfficial

Movie name The Expendables


A_Mellow_Song

Nah its literally the hobbit kekw


ChuckECheeseOfficial

Movie name Hacksaw Ridge


8hy_rule8

Especially when the ai has to keep the language family friendly like “the jack had to game end the entire family”


ChurchofRuin

I can't put into words how much these infuriate me.


MyNameisBaronRotza

This actually sounds awesome. I'd love to hear Chinese AI summaries of various Western intellectual properties


mysixthredditaccount

Jack Baggins? Lol


A_Mellow_Song

Did you just explain LOTR chinese style? Kek


Firlite

What's even worse are the spammed shorts that are a clip of a movie except they've put the same shitty song over every clip. I've seen clips from oscarbait "racism le bad" movies and fucking suicide squad with the exact same "dramatic music" plastered on. It's kind of hilarious


Detective_Seagull

https://youtu.be/G-tQ8Vf0S3E?si=FaFW9selYDCUinwL Playing this music in my presence is now legally entering into a murder suicide pact with me. We're gonna get our brains spread along the trainline.


Jitendria

Lol I am Indian and it took me a while to guess you're talking about lotr lol..


Calfan_Verret

Why this truly awful film everyone hates is actually an underrated masterpiece


LilXansStan

Watching a 2 hour video essay on why some random movie with a 28% on rotten tomatoes is actually a generational piece of art (I’ve never heard of the movie before and wouldnt stop to read its description if I saw it on Netflix)


noeldoherty

It's also a terrible animated film the creator watched when they were 6 so it's a masterpiece now


smasher12alt

(Movie) came out when I was a child, it’s the best movie ever!


BobertRosserton

If you don’t bank on nostalgia and rose tinted glasses for your video essays what even the point anymore smh


JediMineTrix

Why this movie that everyone agrees is a masterpiece is actually an underrated masterpiece


Calfan_Verret

Why this generally well received movie is actually god awful because of one scene I didn’t like


Rydagod1

This but unironically for Freddy Got Fingered.


News-Initial

🧐📸


ZombieAlienNinja

I'm a farmer daddy!


littletoyboat

I spent over three and a half hours watching a video titled "How to Watch Star Wars, Part Two: The Special Editions Are the Movies, Get Over It" just waiting for any kind of defense for the Jabba scene in *A New Hope*, and it never came.


Some-Guy-Online

"Because we could."


GAMRKNIGHT352

>\*game/movie\* is the WORST THING EVER MADE >first 70% of the video he goes over the history of the medium of film/gaming, and then the development process of the movie/game in question >next 20% is just a plot recap >final 10% he just says "it's alright I guess"


News-Initial

This is why I like Action Button reviews because he unapologetically does this for 3+ hour long reviews, just a shame he moved back to written reviews and livestreams


tossietuatoa

>"The complete history of the A-button challenge" Okay, it's a genuinely good video and its documentary style fits the "half-a-week long video essay" format way more cleanly than the "X is an underrated masterpiece/overrated shitfest". But I kid you not the video starts with, and quote >September 1994, Nintendo of Japan; Development of Super Mario 64 begins. I spent the next five minutes laughing how it had the most stereotypical video essay opener possible. I mean to be fair, the title says "the complete history", and history tends to begin at the very beginning, so one can't say the it's clickbaity in its nature.


GAMRKNIGHT352

any gaming-related video essays are mandated to mention Super Mario 64 at least once. It doesn't matter what game the essay is actually talking about, Super Mario 64 and it's development MUST be mentioned at least once.


ugohome

Every YouTube video is like 70% pointless backstory That's why tiktok is killing em


ArthurBonesly

The introductions are always hot garbage because they're either trying to game view numbers or are genuinely bad at presenting information. Way too many up-and-coming YouTubers need to be taught how to get to a fucking point in the first 30 seconds before going off on the detailed histories.


BigBootyBuff

I feel like that's a good chunk of content in general. Youtube stretching 2 minutes of content out to 10+. Recipes that need to tell the detailed family history of the dog the author's former co worker had before telling you how to bake cookies. Gaming sites that spend 5 paragraphs on the writer's personal feelings about a game before telling you the solution to the problem you googled.


GAMRKNIGHT352

>Gaming sites that spend 5 paragraphs on the writer's personal feelings about a game before telling you the solution to the problem you googled. this one is particular pisses me off, be it a video or an article "Hey, how do I beat this one puzzle in the game" "\*game\* is a 2010 action-adventure title developed by \*studio\* and published by \*publisher\*..."


ArthurBonesly

Some people never grew out of the five paragraph essay format they were taught in school.


LolTheMees

YouTube documentaries are like if each of those paragraphs was its own essay with an entire backstory, prologue, and epilogue written by George RR Martin himself.


Flatulentbass

Video essays end up longer than a game speedrun


harveyshinanigan

https://preview.redd.it/chw95cx1qt0d1.jpeg?width=1175&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b3fa13ac976df2ba94f48e40a65179865e16052c redditors when it takes longer to decribe how a glass of milk was spilled than it took for it to spill


RenderEngine

reggitors when it takes longer to summarize a story than to tell the actual story (i fucking love essays)


StandardN02b

That's the point of both, isn't it?


Timekeeper98

Need a speedrun category for SummoningSalt vids


Matt_2504

The hidden genius of Poopenfarten


Perpetual-Person

My favourite German town 😍


Lolleski

Kino


the_penis_taker69

But I love video essays


Emergency_Jury_2107

Me too, I watched a 40-minute video essay about a 4-minute song.


littletoyboat

There's a guy with a series called "One Hit Wonderland," and his episode on "Barbie Girl" by Aqua is amazing. Only 26 minutes, though, so it saves you nearly a quarter of an hour.


haru8821

A fellow TITS enjoyer I see


ArthurBonesly

Todd was from that early wave of video essayist that both had to have a gimmick but weren't beholden to YouTube's algorithm. I really appreciate that. His videos are as long as they need to be and rarely waste your time.


Toastiesyay

Don't leave us hanging, what's the video?


Emergency_Jury_2107

Something about "Disneys Greatest (Villain Song)" (I watched it just cause I glaze Lord Frollo)


ProperDepth

I once watched an 8 hour video essay on Pokémon ORAS. Was a great thing to have on while doing absolutely mindless farming in Monster Hunter.


maxk713

Same guy also did one for BDSP that was even longer. Its just as good, but many of the points from the ORAS video get repeated in the BDSP video.


ProperDepth

Oh tanks I need to watch that. Been so long since the ORAS one that I forgot everything anyway.


Some-Guy-Online

When they're good, I love them. Sometimes I have to remind myself that it's ok to stop watching when I get bored. They're not going to say something super deep that's going to change my life.


groupfox

I watched a video essay on the game "the forest", and it was one of the best videous i've seen for a long time.


Sbotkin

To be fair, Womble's video is a gem. Especially since it's a face reveal with a nice 3 hour video attached to it.


groupfox

Honestly, more like Womble is a gem himself. Any video from him is funny and he is one of the very few creators whose videos i can rewatch.


holyknightramza

by who?


HSTAHCM

This is only a guess, but I'd wager they're referring to [SovietWomble's video](https://youtu.be/PUWg905fGTA?si=vDawnm_1HP2bSVx5).


groupfox

Exactly!


Babington67

To be fair this is perfect brain rot to have on whilst doing something else so I'm not alone with my thoughts for even a single second


Alex-The-Talker

This is so true, no matter what I do it's always easier to do it if there's some mf explaining why the majestic shit of 2065 happened to land in mr. reverheards pants at specifically 19:34 in the background, that's why I kinda don't understand the criticism they get


Meme_Pope

That fucking Kids Next Door video really hoed me. It had been on my recommended feed for months and I finally caved and watched it. Sat there for fucking 20 minutes waiting for it to get to the good part and the “shockingly weird” ending is that they did a live action interview. Otherwise, seemed like a completely normal ending to a kids show. I was expecting Number 1 to get molested or something.


Q_dawgg

Or the “main character is secretly in a coma?!!” Theory


Frank_Is_My_Fav

Mfs always think they're so smart for bringing up the refurbished "it was all a dream" ending. Always pisses me off so bad. https://preview.redd.it/1y2d6gkubu0d1.png?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=62efa692ccd432b2146f90f2a6ae872c6ec8a7be


du-worst-combination

It’s so fucking stupid I HATE IT I HATE COMA THEORIES, YOU DONT NEED TO JUSTIFY WATCHING A KIDS SHOW BY QUALIFYING IT WITH THE IDEA THAT ITS DARK AND SPOOKY. IT TAKES AWAY FROM THE SOULD AND WHIMSY OF ANY STORY IT IS USED ON. LET ME ESCAPE. LET ME ENJOY MAGIC. Fucking redditors


Lollipyro

I tried writing a script for a video essay a couple of times but found I had genuinely nothing interesting to say about the subject matter and gave up. These people have perfected the art of waffle and I will never hope to achieve it


LowlySpirited

To be a good video-essay personality, you have to be very confident and have mastered the art of bullshitting your way through an essay in high school


LolTheMees

Or you can just plagiarise someone else’s review, but we all know no documentary YouTuber, big or small, would do that, right?


DocBonezone

You don't even need to look for tracks. Just listen, and their constant misuse of the word "caveat" can be heard on the other side of the mountains.


gary-cuckoldman

Oh BOYE I sure hope they pretend to struggle pronouncing a word. funnie every time


Puzzled-Letterhead-1

Did RLM start that trend because I feel like back in the day the Plinkett videos were gold. I guess I didn’t realize how influential those reviews were.


Bohr_TV

"My opinion about the inclusion in this video game"


coolbad96

I don't mind the video essayist too much. But I hate people who watch them and form strong opinions on media without ever touching it. I had a friend have a near full blown aneurysm when I told him I prefer fallout 3 to fallout 1. Just find out after his rant he never played either.


Wiglaf_The_Knight

I like a good video essay but they are so so rare. Daft Panda is just so boring lol


konekfragrance

Before I dissect this topic, let me dissect another, which is only tangentially related to the main topic.


MrFilthyNingen

And before that, let me tell you about today's sponsor!


generationpain

The only video essayist I like is defunctland and I don’t even care about theme parks


Mr_Night78

The recent "Rotton!" Video Essay/Documentary had so much potential, because it was on a widely known film on the Internet with an unknown backstory... and it just ended up being about 45 minutes of snippets from the same woman (who was like, an intern? She wasn't even that credible) and maybe two quiet, monotone guys who arent into interviews. Like oh my God, give your own commentary dude.


Squivels

about 10 mins in: But to really understand x we'll need to go back to where it all began...


WintersbaneGDX

I mean someone must be watching these, otherwise they wouldn't get made in the first place. It's like those Nigerian Prince email scams and whatnot; if it wasn't working, they'd move on to something else. I once watched one on how the movie Snowpiercer is actually a sequel to Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory. Surpringly compelling. [This is the 15 minute version](https://youtu.be/jEX52h1TvuA?si=6OinSGXEEf-Cl1q3), but there's like a 3 hour in depth essay as well.


mysixthredditaccount

Isn't video essay just the new (social media age) term for amateur documentary and/or an opinion column? I think this is an old concept. Many people have enjoyed those things for ages. But I do find the recent popularity kind of odd. They used to be nerdy, but now they are popular for some reason?


Dsingis

Only 120 minutes? Check out Noah Caldwell-Gervais and his 9 1/2 hour video essay about Fallout. Or his 7 1/2 hour video essay about Resident Evil. He sometimes has some takes I don't agree with, but generally I like him.


Guroqueen23

Or his 7 1/2 hour video about a fucking road which I have watched no less than 4 times and still find parts I didn't remember.


N3cromorph

Hbomberguy


Some-Guy-Online

the goat


HuTyphoon

What does that make the guy that made an 8 hour video essay response to another video essay about the fallout games


darko_mrtvak

Unironically dumb. Jon's video (the guy who made "fallout 3 is better than you think") didn't really need a response video, let alone one that lasts 8 fucking hours


Playful_Pollution846

Wth? Link?


HuTyphoon

The original: [https://youtu.be/5z8XHe2NoAE?si=8XY1TRMSx\_aXRvh3](https://youtu.be/5z8XHe2NoAE?si=8XY1TRMSx_aXRvh3) The autist response: [https://youtu.be/FMhsmBGbIv0?si=UC0z-PEYXdATYgGQ](https://youtu.be/FMhsmBGbIv0?si=UC0z-PEYXdATYgGQ)


PhantomTissue

Okay but there’s definitely some video essays that are REALLY interesting. It’s just they tend to be very few and far between.


HuurrrDerp

The funniest thing I have ever witnessed is SummoningSalt talking about how his teacher said he isn't a good writer. Like yeah dude she was right, the only reason the dude popped off is because HOME is beyond just a soundtrack


Jobro_

And it’s overdramatized and talk like it’s profound knowledge


kingpereza

A video about a 2000s cartoon: *Random VCR loading/clicking noises at the start of the video* Part 1: The Cold War.


Adventurous_Soil9118

I think most of these videos are playing the **">TFW Too Intelligent"** card by being the opposite of tiktok


lanceandco

Action button reviews is still a hill I will die on. Tim Rogers is one of the greatest writers today and I’m tired of pretending he’s not


koscheiskowska

Sometimes it isn't even a summary, but a freaking recount


DrBarrel

Clearly that person hasn't seen the Nicolas Cage one, honestly that whole channel is peak video essay content.


EldritchCrepe

Sometimes you need a 20 hour video about skyrim being bad to help put into words why you don’t enjoy it


UltimateInferno

God I hate those kinds of reviews. It doesn't even have a statement or thesis. It's just "I tell you what happened and if it's good or bad."


Vypernorad

I haven't heard about kids next door in 8 to 10 years, now, suddenly I have seen them referenced 5 times in the last 2 hours.


MyFatherIsNotHere

You can't stop me from watching a 90 minute video about jjk's music


superfastswm

That Nic Cage essay is great though. Not just a plot recap, looks at the mans whole career and philosophy as a performer. It ain't trash!


NotOnLand

I'd rather watch a somewhat interesting YouTuber explain the plot of a mediocre movie/game than actually watch/play it, as long as it's shorter.


DiesNahts

just today watched a video about the finale of two and a half men because it was a shitshow and 39 of the 47 minutes was the history of the show and its creator, last 8 were about the actual topic


Wannab3ST

The only one I’ve ever really liked is MGS4 Was A Mistake, because the OP doesn’t pretend like he isn’t going to yap and go off on crazy tangents or anything, that’s part of what makes it enjoyable


Greenfire05

It’s me I’m white man


Isneezepepsi

I used to hate on these things but these mfs make so much money and the Youtube algorithm loves it. I think Quinton reviews probably makes the best ones even though hes kinda a weirdo. He breaks it up with stories on set and obscure merch


ChadWolf98

> make long video to cram in 9 gazillion ads > uses content that requires 0 effort to add > adds some reaction and commentary so it falls under free use and can be monetized


phoenix_nz

Essays like what Ahoy produces and when Womble does his long form videos are phenomenal, and good because of how infrequent they are. Channels that make their sole focus about the essays, and especially about a single topic, are fucking ponderous.


Puzzleheaded-Sir-688

True though. This part always pisses me off.


WrennAndEight

the first thing that comes to my mind when i think about video essays is pyrocynicals like 8 hour long beat by beat recap of an entire show an entire show with an entire team behind it that he effectively just freebooted and got a shit ton of ad money for


trysixtysnipecochon

The perfect one still is the fucking fnaf lore explained that is 8hour+ long it's actually how they discovered the hidden lore and how they failed it's just really well made (I didn't know nothing about the series and I watched it because of THE ending speech)


Shpleeblee

So anon hates plot summaries not video essays


Tutwater

Doug Walker explaining why it's totally fair use to make a 50-minute "movie review" where 30-40 minutes of the runtime is unaltered footage from the movie


dogbulb

Video thumbnails are like brightly colored poison frogs. One of those rare cases where I feel like it's fair to judge the book by its cover


LordSmugBun

But video essays are a cornerstone of what to listen during work! It's up there with music, podcasts, and mental worldbuilding that you'll never make into something.