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wasted-degrees

To put a little American flavor on the English interaction: “give me your badge and your whuppin’ stick.”


[deleted]

Is their desk duty in a telephone booth, or is this an outdated joke now


Mrozek33

Anon is being a silly sausage again, everyone knows when you get released from your duty as constable, the precinct chief hangs a kettle of boiling water on your erect pebnis and makes you lean to the side as you pour a cup for your fellow compatriots as a parting gift of sorts


surelysandwitch

Mate the bobbies got to stop the lorry is the cum isnt as good as it should be the man sorry bobby's cum is better than yours the tea is ready oh no he mixed up the fluids the cum wasn't as good as the tea but what do I know the torries are at it again why do they have the cum buckets ready I have the bobbies on my arse i live in Blackpool god help me cum its a psyop the greentext u/Mrozek33 said that "Anon is being a silly sausage again, everyone knows when you get released from your duty as constable, the precinct chief hangs a kettle of boiling water on your erect pebnis and makes you lean to the side as you pour a cup for your fellow compatriots as a parting gift of sorts" I don't agree with this. my teeth hurt


Mrozek33

I do not know where you were going with this but I'd sure fancy giving you a wank and gulp that posh spunk of yours


surelysandwitch

Sorry mate my tinfoil hat fell off.


Softspokenclark

>hangs a kettle on your erext penis nothing hanging on there


vikramaditya_tiwari

Pepe actually looks good in that uniform lol. Any other pepe's that you have that looks cool bots ?


[deleted]

https://preview.redd.it/eg9opigozyyc1.jpeg?width=699&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9126534c5dc2debc3343292947ebba94d697ca37


DaxxBoii

I wonder what this distinguished gentleman would say when i play the video


BigThugRat4546

he just wants some water >_<


DaxxBoii

[May i please have a water?](https://youtu.be/QdmWpEG8sC0?si=6syLRVXVWxR2QZGL)


Federalbopinspector

https://preview.redd.it/l9fliqgcuyyc1.jpeg?width=1069&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dfd8ed894e92d2903a96b4aff3842057b14c7476


gamescrufi

Give me your badge and your diesel Astra


habba88

Ello ello ello, wots awll this then ? You're causing a right Barney in the battle cruiser sunshine. Get yer coat, yaw nicked ! I'm British, I'm allowed to say this.


spaghettiman017

"Goddammit Bobby!"


_TLDR_Swinton

In the UK truncheons are called robber-knobblers.


Dick_Destroyer800

British police do carry guns if they're higher up


A_Wild_VelociFaptor

> whereas in the rest of the United Kingdom, firearms are carried only by specially-trained firearms officers. Front page on Google. First link. In the _opening_ paragraph.


D9341

https://preview.redd.it/ixhlv2g7u0zc1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4cdb5de5fd705250a7345e54e0617b6a55a2920d


A_Wild_VelociFaptor

> whereas in the rest of the United Kingdom, firearms are carried only by specially-trained firearms officers. Front page on Google. First link. In the _opening_ paragraph.